Holloween Ch 0

"Come on, Thing. Don't you think that form is a little too scary, even for Nightmare Night? Think of the foals!"

>The grotesque abomination of slimming sliding tentacles towered over anon with a huge face of shifting, flowing flesh. One of the twisting tentacles carried a pumpkin shaped bucket for collecting candy. The huge maw of this intimidating creature opened, splitting it's cheeks as the hole opened. A long, tentacle-like tongue emerged from the gaping opening and curled towards Anon. A skull and flesh grotesquely emerged from the tentacle, forming into Thingpone's familiar face. The face began to talk.

>"Fuck you Anon! You know damn well that I do as I please! If I want to scare ponies for fun then that is what I am going to do and you can't stop me!"

"Okay, okay. Just, ugh, just try not to scare them too badly, ok?"

>Thingpone smiled evilly at Anon, her head bobbing on the curling tongue that supported it. "Yes, I am going to give ponies nightmares tonight, they will fear me! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

>Out of no where Little Pip passed by. "Hey, Thingaling! Nice costume! It looks so realistic!"

>"Thanks pip! I made it myself!" She smiled at the little colt.

>"No problem! See you around!" Little Pip skipped away merrily twirling his pirate sword and candy bucket into the distance.

>Anon tried to hide his snickering and chuckling behind his vampire cloak but it devolved into a full on laugh that he could not stop.

>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I'LL ASSIMILATE YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP RIGHT NOW GODDAMNIT I WILL NOT BE LAUGHED AT YOU-BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!"

>Ponyville was in for an interesting night