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  1. (11/13/2011 12:04:19 AM) Tox|Laptop: Throughout the site, a rolling wave of static. That is to say, starting at one end of the complex and sweeping through to the other, all the PAs and terminals emit a one-second burst of static.
  2. (12:04:46 AM) Scantron: "Dude, what?"
  3. (12:04:50 AM) VAE: "That's odd..."
  4. (12:04:56 AM) Daedalize: ...
  5. (12:04:59 AM) Tox|Laptop: Perception rolls from everyone.
  6. (12:05:03 AM) TheRaven: "The fuck was that?"
  7. (12:05:07 AM) TheRaven: 6df+6
  8. (12:05:07 AM) Glacon: TheRaven: 2 (6df+6=-, -, 0, 0, -, -)
  9. (12:05:11 AM) VAE: 6df+3 Perception Roll
  10. (12:05:11 AM) Glacon: VAE: Perception Roll: 3 (6df+3=0, 0, -, -, +, +)
  11. (12:05:12 AM) Daedalize: <<Did anyvun else experience zat?>>
  12. (12:05:20 AM) Sequence: 6df+4 ROLLAN
  13. (12:05:20 AM) Glacon: Sequence: ROLLAN: 0 (6df+4=0, -, -, -, 0, -)
  14. (12:05:22 AM) Strifey: 6df+7 Perception
  15. (12:05:22 AM) Glacon: Strifey: Perception: 7 (6df+7=0, +, -, 0, -, +)
  16. (12:05:26 AM) Daedalize: 6df+6 Sunglasses at night
  17. (12:05:26 AM) Glacon: Daedalize: Sunglasses at night: 10 (6df+6=+, +, +, +, -, +)
  18. (12:05:34 AM) Tox|Laptop: A plastic bag hits Eva in the face.
  19. (12:05:35 AM) Scantron: 6df+7
  20. (12:05:35 AM) Glacon: Scantron: 8 (6df+7=+, 0, -, +, 0, 0)
  21. (12:05:44 AM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+4
  22. (12:05:44 AM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: 6 (6df+4=0, +, 0, +, +, -)
  23. (12:05:55 AM) Sequence: Eva sputters and pries it off her face.
  24. (12:06:17 AM) Tara_Unknown: 6df+7
  25. (12:06:18 AM) Glacon: Tara_Unknown: 8 (6df+7=0, 0, +, 0, +, -)
  26. (12:06:31 AM) Dawny left the room.
  27. (12:06:41 AM) VAE: Sandor shakes off.. thinks he was just imagining something.
  28. (12:06:52 AM) Tox|Laptop: Nolan, Sigrun, Matt, Rosaline, Scanny's char. You all notice that on the computer screens, whatever was there previously is now dominated by a single large yellow arrow.
  29. (12:07:08 AM) Mr_Wilt: Where's it pointing?
  30. (12:07:10 AM) Tox|Laptop: It's pointing out of the room you're in, and somewhere down the hallways.
  31. (12:07:21 AM) Strifey: Matt strides to the nearest screen and looks closely.
  32. (12:07:23 AM) Scantron: ((My character is Agent Green btw))
  33. (12:07:26 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Oh, jeez. Here we go."
  34. (12:07:27 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun stares for a moment, then heads out in the direction indicated, readying her gun.
  35. (12:07:32 AM) Tox|Laptop: ((Duly noted, thank you))
  36. (12:07:48 AM) Scantron: Green draws his knife and follows her, wary
  37. (12:07:49 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan unholsters his pistol, and follows after the arrows.
  38. (12:07:58 AM) Mr_Wilt: That meatball dinner is definitely /not/ happening, at this rate.
  39. (12:08:07 AM) TheRaven: Taggart flips his rifle to low ready and follows everyone.
  40. (12:08:08 AM) Tox|Laptop: The arrows continue pointing along, blinking onto terminals as the group passes by.
  41. (12:08:10 AM) Tara_Unknown: Rosalind cautiously and quietly follows behind the others; it may be safer with them
  42. (12:08:16 AM) Daedalize: <<I am proceeding in ze direction indicated by ze screens. Control, please advise?>>
  43. (12:08:20 AM) Scantron: "You know, this might be a trap."
  44. (12:08:32 AM) Tox|Laptop: <<Arrows? Say again, Sigrun.>>
  45. (12:08:49 AM) VAE: Sandor follows Rosalind and Taggart, rather oblivious to the happenings,still.
  46. (12:08:51 AM) Daedalize: (I said nothing about arrows.)
  47. (12:08:56 AM) Tox|Laptop: (Er)
  48. (12:09:12 AM) Tox|Laptop: <<What do you mean, Agent Sigrun?>>
  49. (12:09:17 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan continues to follow along the the path of the arrows.
  50. (12:09:29 AM) Tox|Laptop: <<We heard a burst of static, but...our screens aren't showing anything.>>
  51. (12:10:05 AM) Daedalize: <<Ze terminal screens are displaying arrows, apparently leading to some destination. I am proceeding as zey indicate to locate ze source.>>
  52. (12:10:13 AM) ***Strifey follows the group, having no idea what he's supposed to be doing.
  53. (12:10:15 AM) Tox|Laptop: Nolan's arrows are pointing him along, too.
  54. (12:10:19 AM) Strifey: Matt does that, actually.
  55. (12:10:28 AM) Tox|Laptop: <<Very well, Agent. Keep us advised.>>
  56. (12:10:58 AM) Daedalize: <<Roger. Is anyvun else experiencing zis phenomenon?>>
  57. (12:11:36 AM) Mr_Wilt: <<Nolan here. I also see the arrows.>>
  58. (12:12:08 AM) TheRaven: <<Nothing on my end.>> He turns to the rest of the group. "Any of you got anything?"
  59. (12:12:17 AM) VAE: "Not a thing."
  60. (12:12:19 AM) Scantron: "I'm seeing the arrows too."
  61. (12:12:26 AM) Strifey: "Just the arrows."
  62. (12:12:28 AM) Tara_Unknown: "I'm seeing arrows."
  63. (12:12:33 AM) Mr_Wilt: <<Control, any idea what the source of the static was?>>
  64. (12:12:33 AM) Tox|Laptop: Now that it's been mentioned, everyone sees the arrows.
  65. (12:12:40 AM) VAE: "Arrows?"
  66. (12:12:45 AM) Strifey: If at all possible, Strifey will be staying noticeable, unless talked to.
  67. (12:12:51 AM) Tox|Laptop: <<Currendly unknown,Agent Nolan. We're working on it.>>
  68. (12:13:00 AM) VAE: Sandor looks at one of the affected pieces of kit.
  69. (12:13:03 AM) Mr_Wilt: <<Copy that.>>
  70. (12:13:19 AM) TheRaven: <<Shit, there they are. We've got them too, now. Suggest we rendezvous ASAP.>>
  71. (12:13:24 AM) Tox|Laptop: The affected units are screens along the hallways, guiding you left, right, or straight through the site's corridors.
  72. (12:13:50 AM) Tox|Laptop: Nolan, your arrows are likewise leading you through the site, until you run into the other group.
  73. (12:13:50 AM) Mr_Wilt: <<We'll likely meet up wherever these arrows are taking us, Taggart.>>
  74. (12:14:02 AM) Mr_Wilt: "See? I told you."
  75. (12:14:20 AM) Sequence: <<Arrows? What are you guys talking about?>>
  76. (12:14:26 AM) Tox|Laptop: Sequence's laptop displays an arrow as well. It directs her into the site.
  77. (12:14:31 AM) Sequence: REDACT
  78. (12:14:46 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun keeps her gun ready as she storms through the halls.
  79. (12:14:49 AM) TheRaven: <<Not a great idea to go alone. We've got a few people down here in the cafeteria, I'd advise we get together there before doing anything else.>>
  80. (12:14:59 AM) Sequence: Eva bids Heart farewell and follows the arrow into the site.
  81. (12:15:18 AM) Tox|Laptop: The arrows are confusing...going back along his path, the last computer screen he would see points him back at the group. The group's last screen points back at where //Nolan// came from.
  82. (12:15:26 AM) VAE: Sandor prepares his gun as well... this might be a trap after all.
  83. (12:15:42 AM) VAE: Either way something's offf
  84. (12:15:54 AM) Daedalize: Where are Sigrun's arrows leading her?
  85. (12:15:57 AM) Scantron: ((no shit, sherlock))
  86. (12:15:57 AM) VAE: And 6df+8 Electronics to check one of the terminals on the way.
  87. (12:16:10 AM) VAE: 6df+8 I said
  88. (12:16:10 AM) Glacon: VAE: I said: 9 (6df+8=+, 0, +, +, -, -)
  89. (12:16:15 AM) Tox|Laptop: Down, into the site, eventually linking up with the group
  90. (12:16:21 AM) Tox|Laptop: VAE: standby for PMs
  91. (12:16:26 AM) Sequence: Eva follows her arrows.
  92. (12:16:48 AM) Scantron: Green follows his arrows.
  93. (12:16:51 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan looks at the monitors, and then back to the group. "Guess it was leading us toward each other."
  94. (12:17:21 AM) Tara_Unknown: Rosalind seems to be shrinking into herself
  95. (12:17:22 AM) Scantron: "Maybe it wants us all in one place? Easier to kill us that way."
  96. (12:17:32 AM) Daedalize: "Yes. Have you encountered any activity?"
  97. (12:17:44 AM) Mr_Wilt: "That's ridiculous, new guy."
  98. (12:17:51 AM) TheRaven: Taggart runs the bolt on his rifle, chambering a round.
  99. (12:17:56 AM) VAE: "Hmm, guys.. and lady... I think I got this"
  100. (12:18:07 AM) Scantron: "Hey, it's my job to think like this. On a side note, I'm Agent Green."
  101. (12:18:42 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Hi, Agent Green. I'm Agent Patton. You can just call be Nolan." He extends his hand, for a friendly shake.
  102. (12:18:58 AM) VAE: "Read about it in a magazine about a year ago.. Van Eck phreaking... there must be something emitting a fuckload of electromagnetic waves, and emitting them in a precise frequency set"
  103. (12:19:15 AM) Scantron: Agent Green stares at Nolan momentarily, then shakes his hand.
  104. (12:19:23 AM) Scantron: "In English, nerd boy."
  105. (12:19:24 AM) Strifey: Matt is on the outskirts of the group.
  106. (12:19:25 AM) TheRaven: "Any way to find where it is?"
  107. (12:19:26 AM) Sequence: Eva comes up a hallway towards them, following the arrows.
  108. (12:19:44 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Well, other new guy, our residential Giant Heart has been emitting an electronic field since it arrived."
  109. (12:19:44 AM) VAE: "Anyone mind lending me a comm?"
  110. (12:19:58 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan hands Other New Guy his radio.
  111. (12:20:22 AM) Sequence: "Hey, what's happening?"
  112. (12:20:25 AM) VAE: ((Nolan is with Taggart and Rosalind now?))
  113. (12:20:28 AM) Daedalize: "Zen the source of zese emissions knows our communication frequencies?"
  114. (12:20:41 AM) VAE: "Thanks..."
  115. (12:20:42 AM) Mr_Wilt: ((They're all linked up at this point, VAE.))
  116. (12:21:05 AM) VAE: <<Read me loud and clear?>>
  117. (12:21:20 AM) Tox|Laptop: <<Control is receiving five-by.>>
  118. (12:21:33 AM) Sequence: Eva drags her hand across her face. "Could someone /please/ tell me what they think is going on?"
  119. (12:21:53 AM) VAE: <<Technician Munkas here.. I suspect this thing is caused by Van Eck phreaking.. there must be a strong EM emitter somewhere in the building >>
  120. (12:22:13 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan looks over at Eva. WHY DID HE WINK? "Dunno."
  121. (12:22:21 AM) Tox|Laptop: <<...An interesting possibility. Stand by...we're working on it.>>
  122. (12:22:25 AM) Daedalize: "Somezing is interfering with ze terminal network, Eva. Control iz blinded, and ve are being guided here for unknown reason."
  123. (12:22:29 AM) TheRaven: "Is there any way to find the damn thing so someone can blow it up?"
  124. (12:22:44 AM) Tox|Laptop: <<Control to Technician Munkas.>>
  125. (12:22:52 AM) Strifey: "This is certainly odd."
  126. (12:23:07 AM) VAE: <<Technician Munkas present>>
  127. (12:23:15 AM) VAE: <<Awaiting instructions, switching>>
  128. (12:23:26 AM) Sequence: "Thanks, Sigrun."
  129. (12:23:43 AM) Daedalize: "Ze last time somezing like this happened vas when ze heart appeared. I know not of any other giant organs, unless I have missed somezing?"
  130. (12:23:49 AM) Tox|Laptop: <<We've narrowed down the area where we suspect the source of the emissions to be. It's located somewhere in Level 2, Corridor three-delta.>> It occurs to Munkas that they are IN that very corridor.
  131. (12:24:08 AM) VAE: <<Understood>>
  132. (12:24:08 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Oh, well an eye appeared yesterday, and got absorbed by the heart."
  133. (12:24:25 AM) Sequence: "We don't know that."
  134. (12:24:31 AM) VAE: "Crap.. apparently we are somewhere near the thingy"
  135. (12:24:34 AM) Sequence: "Mrs. Eyeball just kind of got pulled in."
  136. (12:24:39 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun blinks. "Ah. I vas never informed, being in medical."
  137. (12:24:45 AM) TheRaven: "Alright, let's find it and fuck it up."
  138. (12:24:53 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Speaking of medical, how are you feeling?"
  139. (12:24:56 AM) Scantron: "I get the feeling that I wasn't properly briefed before I got here."
  140. (12:24:57 AM) VAE: "Miss .. Rosalind.. I think you'll get a nice research opportunity."
  141. (12:25:00 AM) Strifey: "I've certainly got to read reports or something."
  142. (12:25:05 AM) Sequence: Eva sighs. "Sorry, Sigrun, things got crazy."
  143. (12:25:16 AM) Tox|Laptop: Eva's laptop blats static a little.
  144. (12:25:23 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan extends his hand toward Other New Guy, for his radio.
  145. (12:25:24 AM) Sequence: "An eyeball appeared in the rec room, I took it up to Heart, Heart too--"
  146. (12:25:31 AM) Sequence: Eva frowns and examines her laptop.
  147. (12:25:32 AM) Daedalize: "Better. Ze medical technologies of ze Foundation are quite interesting. And do not worry, Eva, is fine."
  148. (12:25:33 AM) VAE: Sandor gives radio back.
  149. (12:25:48 AM) Sequence: 6df+4 PERCEPTSHUN
  150. (12:25:48 AM) Glacon: Sequence: PERCEPTSHUN: 3 (6df+4=-, 0, +, -, 0, 0)
  151. (12:25:50 AM) Tox|Laptop: The arrow is pointing down the corridor, and blinking slowly.
  152. (12:26:14 AM) Daedalize: "Now, shall ve?" Sigrun heads off in that direction, gun ready.
  153. (12:26:35 AM) Scantron: "I-uh, yeah."
  154. (12:26:40 AM) Sequence: Eva follows, frowning at her laptop.
  155. (12:26:41 AM) VAE: "Eva, think we got a gaussmeter in storage? Might be a good thing to find the bloody source with."
  156. (12:26:53 AM) Tara_Unknown: Rosalind starts writing in her lab book, describing the current situation, just in case body parts arrive
  157. (12:26:55 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan follows after, turning the safety off his pistol, and heads to the front of the group.
  158. (12:26:58 AM) VAE: "Either way.. that's if we don't find it right out"
  159. (12:27:13 AM) Sequence: "Yeah, course we have a gaussmeter. I think it's in Engineering, even."
  160. (12:27:16 AM) Tox|Laptop: The arrow blinks faster as Eva walks along, faster and faster until it changes heading, pointing at a nondescript door and going solid.
  161. (12:27:22 AM) TheRaven: Taggart steps to the front. "I'll lead since I've got the most firepower. Fall in."
  162. (12:27:32 AM) Strifey: Matt knows that Nolan is being unsafe.
  163. (12:27:33 AM) Scantron: Green falls in.
  164. (12:27:39 AM) VAE: "Sweet... "
  165. (12:27:41 AM) Strifey: No reason whatsoever to be on fire at that point.
  166. (12:27:48 AM) Strifey: "Where should I stand?"
  167. (12:27:50 AM) VAE: "They are fragile thingys though.."
  168. (12:27:55 AM) Sequence: Eva is kind of irritated that she's being brushed out of the way of so much interesting stuff.
  169. (12:28:12 AM) VAE: Sandor cocks up his pistol, then waits for instructions.
  170. (12:28:44 AM) Tara_Unknown: Rosalind does what she can to be in the middle; she wants people with guns surrounding her
  171. (12:28:55 AM) Sequence: "Just open the damn door already."
  172. (12:29:15 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan complies, and opens up the door.
  173. (12:29:18 AM) TheRaven: He steps up, rifle at the ready.
  174. (12:29:19 AM) Daedalize: "Be ready." Sigrun steps up to the door.
  175. (12:29:24 AM) Tox|Laptop: Nolan sees....well....
  176. (12:29:33 AM) Tara_Unknown: Rosalind makes herself very small
  177. (12:29:37 AM) Salmander [~Salmander@synIRC-8429A36.cg.shawcable.net] entered the room.
  178. (12:29:37 AM) mode (+qo Salmander Salmander) by ChanServ
  179. (12:29:39 AM) Tox|Laptop: ...what the fuck is that? It's gray....kinda rubbery looking..
  180. (12:29:40 AM) Sequence: Eva peers into the room.
  181. (12:29:48 AM) Tox|Laptop: Uhh...wrinkly...
  182. (12:29:54 AM) Tox|Laptop: Anyone with Medical, roll it.
  183. (12:30:07 AM) Scantron: 6df+4
  184. (12:30:08 AM) Glacon: Scantron: 2 (6df+4=-, -, 0, -, +, 0)
  185. (12:30:14 AM) Tara_Unknown: 6df+1
  186. (12:30:14 AM) Glacon: Tara_Unknown: -1 (6df+1=0, -, 0, -, -, +)
  187. (12:30:19 AM) Scantron: ((D:))
  188. (12:30:26 AM) Strifey: 6df+2
  189. (12:30:26 AM) Glacon: Strifey: 4 (6df+2=+, +, +, -, +, -)
  190. (12:30:27 AM) Scantron: ((fuck))
  191. (12:30:48 AM) Daedalize: 6df+0 Who needs training?
  192. (12:30:48 AM) Glacon: Daedalize: Who needs training?: 1 (6df+0=+, +, -, -, 0, +)
  193. (12:31:03 AM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+0 Hells yeah, fuck training.
  194. (12:31:03 AM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: Hells yeah, fuck training.: 0 (6df+0=-, +, +, -, -, +)
  195. (12:31:12 AM) Sequence: 6df+0 lol
  196. (12:31:12 AM) Glacon: Sequence: lol: -1 (6df+0=0, +, -, 0, -, 0)
  197. (12:31:14 AM) VAE: 6df+0 joining general sentiment
  198. (12:31:15 AM) Glacon: VAE: joining general sentiment: -2 (6df+0=0, -, 0, -, +, -)
  199. (12:31:21 AM) Tox|Laptop: Rosaline and Eva don't know what the dick
  200. (12:31:32 AM) Tox|Laptop: VAE's char doesn't either
  201. (12:31:39 AM) Strifey: "Everyone . . ."
  202. (12:32:04 AM) Strifey: "I . . . uhhhh think that's a how a brain properly looks outside of a skull."
  203. (12:32:09 AM) VAE: ((Sandor , for that matter. Sandor Munkas, he's of hungarian descent))
  204. (12:32:21 AM) Strifey: Matt looked it up after watching Skyline.
  205. (12:32:22 AM) Tox|Laptop: ((Roger roger))
  206. (12:32:24 AM) Scantron: "Sweet! Let's set it on fire!" Agent Green draws a lighter.
  207. (12:32:27 AM) Mr_Wilt: "You're.. telling us it's a brain?"
  208. (12:32:37 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan slaps Green. No.
  209. (12:32:41 AM) Sequence: Eva glares at Green. "You put that lighter down right this minute."
  210. (12:32:47 AM) VAE: "It seems rather large for one..."
  211. (12:32:48 AM) Tox|Laptop: It is indeed. Anyone who's seen the Eye or Heart, roll Perception or Medical.
  212. (12:32:50 AM) Scantron: "Fine, fine. You guys are no fun."
  213. (12:32:55 AM) Sequence: 6df+4
  214. (12:32:56 AM) Glacon: Sequence: 1 (6df+4=-, +, -, -, -, 0)
  215. (12:32:59 AM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+4
  216. (12:33:00 AM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: 5 (6df+4=+, -, 0, +, 0, 0)
  217. (12:33:05 AM) Strifey: "Yeah, I think so."
  218. (12:33:16 AM) Sequence: Eva keeps glaring at Green.
  219. (12:33:22 AM) TheRaven: 6df+6
  220. (12:33:22 AM) Glacon: TheRaven: 9 (6df+6=+, 0, +, +, +, -)
  221. (12:33:26 AM) Scantron: Green looks away and blushes.
  222. (12:33:45 AM) Tara_Unknown: "I don't even know...and I don't have my tools..."
  223. (12:33:46 AM) Strifey: "I don't think burning it's the best course of action . . . not sure about its flammability, of course."
  224. (12:33:51 AM) Sequence: Eva's glare become decidedly frostier.
  225. (12:33:57 AM) TheRaven: Taggart keeps his rifle firmly trained on whatever it is.
  226. (12:34:06 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Holy shit."
  227. (12:34:08 AM) Tox|Laptop: jesus fuck, Raven's char
  228. (12:34:27 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Who here remembers both the Heart /and/ the Eye?"
  229. (12:34:49 AM) Sequence: "It's related?" Eva forgets all about Green.
  230. (12:34:52 AM) Strifey: "I wasn't there for either."
  231. (12:34:53 AM) TheRaven: "It looks to be scaled the same as the heart."
  232. (12:34:55 AM) Sequence: She is so excited.
  233. (12:34:58 AM) VAE: "I don't... but better beware... this thing seems to emit some nasty EM"
  234. (12:35:01 AM) Tara_Unknown: Rosalind does her best to draw a picture of it in her lab book
  235. (12:35:02 AM) Mr_Wilt: "The size of it is proportional the both."
  236. (12:35:16 AM) Sequence: "Should I go get the cart so we can take it to Heart?:
  237. (12:35:18 AM) Mr_Wilt: To both, even
  238. (12:35:26 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Maybe we should ask Control, first."
  239. (12:35:39 AM) TheRaven: "Not until we figure out how to shield it so this EM thing stops.
  240. (12:35:41 AM) Tox|Laptop: Now that it's found, it no longer is emitting EM.
  241. (12:35:42 AM) TheRaven: "
  242. (12:35:47 AM) Daedalize: "I missed seeing ze Eye."
  243. (12:35:51 AM) VAE: "Remember.. EM intensity drops off with square of distance, if I recall.. and think of how far it messed up the screens"
  244. (12:35:56 AM) Tox|Laptop: <<Control to all Agents, the EM transmissions have stopped. Confirm?>>
  245. (12:36:04 AM) Tara_Unknown: "I haven't seen either yet."
  246. (12:36:07 AM) Sequence: Eva pats Sigrun's arm. "Well, now you get to see Brain."
  247. (12:36:11 AM) Daedalize: <<Confirmed, Control.>>
  248. (12:36:12 AM) TheRaven: "It was a big eye in the middle of the break room. Not much to see."
  249. (12:36:18 AM) Mr_Wilt: <<Confirmed. Found the source of EM transmissions. It was a giant brain."
  250. (12:36:20 AM) Mr_Wilt: >>*
  251. (12:36:26 AM) Sequence: "That was a horrible pun."
  252. (12:36:55 AM) TheRaven: He grins. "I didn't even notice that."
  253. (12:36:59 AM) Scantron: "Dammit, I just got that."
  254. (12:37:03 AM) Tox|Laptop: <<...A giant brain, you say? Huh.>>
  255. (12:37:26 AM) Mr_Wilt: <<A giant brain. Course of action?>>
  256. (12:37:36 AM) Salmander: <<Copy that. this is research. Please bring it down to the labs.>>
  257. (12:37:48 AM) Mr_Wilt: <<Roger.>>
  258. (12:37:56 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Better get your cart again, Eva."
  259. (12:38:05 AM) Tara_Unknown: Rosalind really wishes she had her scalpel box on her right now; she really wants to take a scraping
  260. (12:38:07 AM) Sequence: "Awesome!" Eva streaks off to Engineering.
  261. (12:38:26 AM) VAE: "And we'll likely need nice thick gloves, and rubber shoes"
  262. (12:38:36 AM) VAE: "Not touching this thing not properly grounded"
  263. (12:38:37 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Nah."
  264. (12:38:55 AM) Sequence: Eva soon returns at a run, pushing the cart in front of her.
  265. (12:39:20 AM) TheRaven: Taggart lowers his rifle, returning the chambered round to the magazine.
  266. (12:39:21 AM) VAE: Sandor leaves too, returning in shoes with thick rubber sole, and rubber gloves.
  267. (12:39:31 AM) Strifey: Matthew pulls a pair of worn combat gloves out of a pocket and puts them on.
  268. (12:39:50 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Right. Who wants to help me put this in the cart?" He turns the safety back on his pistol, and holsters it.
  269. (12:39:51 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun has gloves, as well. Lab work is dangerous.
  270. (12:39:56 AM) Sequence: Eva reaches out excitedly to touch the brain with her bare hands, but thinks better of it.
  271. (12:39:58 AM) Scantron: Green puts his lighter away.
  272. (12:39:59 AM) VAE: He puts on the safety catch on his pistol, and saves it into holster.
  273. (12:40:12 AM) Daedalize: "Mr. Brain? Can you hear us?"
  274. (12:40:30 AM) Tara_Unknown: Rosalind documents the transportation of the brain
  275. (12:40:42 AM) Salmander: The brain cannot respond. It is a brain
  276. (12:40:44 AM) Scantron: "It, uh. It d-doesn't have... ears."
  277. (12:40:51 AM) VAE: "This looks heavy.. anyone with proper equipment, mind helping to roll it on?"
  278. (12:40:54 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Neither does the Heart."
  279. (12:41:00 AM) Sequence: Eva laughs. "The brain is the only organ that can't communicate!"
  280. (12:41:51 AM) Salmander: Everyone roll mental defense
  281. (12:41:56 AM) Daedalize: "Well, ve did try. Mr. Brain, if you can somehow hear, ve are taking you somevere less crowded."
  282. (12:41:57 AM) Mr_Wilt: 6df+5
  283. (12:41:58 AM) Glacon: Mr_Wilt: 5 (6df+5=-, 0, +, +, -, 0)
  284. (12:42:01 AM) Sequence: 6df+5
  285. (12:42:01 AM) Glacon: Sequence: 7 (6df+5=+, +, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  286. (12:42:04 AM) VAE: 6df+6 Mental Defense
  287. (12:42:04 AM) Glacon: VAE: Mental Defense: 6 (6df+6=+, -, 0, -, 0, +)
  288. (12:42:10 AM) Daedalize: 6df+6 o hai brain
  289. (12:42:10 AM) Glacon: Daedalize: o hai brain: 6 (6df+6=+, +, -, 0, -, 0)
  290. (12:42:20 AM) Strifey: 6df+7
  291. (12:42:20 AM) Glacon: Strifey: 9 (6df+7=0, 0, 0, 0, +, +)
  292. (12:42:26 AM) Scantron: 6df+2 mental defense
  293. (12:42:26 AM) Glacon: Scantron: mental defense: 2 (6df+2=+, 0, -, +, -, 0)
  294. (12:42:32 AM) TheRaven: 6df+6
  295. (12:42:32 AM) Glacon: TheRaven: 7 (6df+6=+, -, +, 0, +, -)
  296. (12:42:42 AM) Salmander: All those who rolled 6 or below get a bit of a headache
  297. (12:42:48 AM) Tara_Unknown: 6df+6
  298. (12:42:49 AM) Glacon: Tara_Unknown: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, +, 0, 0, -)
  299. (12:42:54 AM) Scantron: "Ow. Fuck."
  300. (12:43:05 AM) Tara_Unknown: "Ugh"
  301. (12:43:14 AM) Salmander: And then a voice in their head
  302. (12:43:18 AM) Salmander: ~Hello~
  303. (12:43:18 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan rubs his forehead a bit. Better get some Ibuprofen from medical.
  304. (12:43:23 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Fuck."
  305. (12:43:29 AM) VAE: "Baszom a... this is worse than a hangover"
  306. (12:43:31 AM) Scantron: "Seconding that sentiment."
  307. (12:43:31 AM) Sequence: "What? What is it?"
  308. (12:43:35 AM) Daedalize: "Ah! Er..."
  309. (12:43:38 AM) Strifey: Matt looks around confusedly, what the heck?
  310. (12:43:44 AM) Daedalize: ~Hello?~
  311. (12:43:48 AM) Mr_Wilt: "I just fucking heard a voice. In my head."
  312. (12:43:53 AM) VAE: "Anyone of you said anything?"
  313. (12:43:57 AM) Salmander: ~You can just talk, dumbass.~
  314. (12:44:02 AM) VAE: "Like, just a moment ago?|
  315. (12:44:03 AM) Sequence: Eva gives Nolan a look over her glasses.
  316. (12:44:10 AM) Mr_Wilt: WHY DID HE WINK?
  317. (12:44:13 AM) Scantron: "I didn't. Something did say hello, though."
  318. (12:44:13 AM) Daedalize: "As did I. I believe it is ze brain."
  319. (12:44:15 AM) Sequence: No, make that A Look.
  320. (12:44:24 AM) Sequence: "What? It's talking to you guys?"
  321. (12:44:30 AM) Sequence: Man, Eva is so jelly right now.
  322. (12:44:41 AM) Mr_Wilt: "It just said 'hi'."
  323. (12:44:51 AM) Scantron: "Y-yeah. It's, uh, telling us it-it hates you."
  324. (12:44:58 AM) VAE: "Hello.. that's what it said"
  325. (12:44:58 AM) Scantron: Green grins.
  326. (12:45:05 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan smacks Green again. No.
  327. (12:45:07 AM) Daedalize: "It insulted my intelligence. Zat vas very rude, Mr. Brain."
  328. (12:45:19 AM) Strifey: "What?"
  329. (12:45:26 AM) Sequence: Eva's glare at Green could freeze alcohol.
  330. (12:45:31 AM) Tara_Unknown: "It only said 'hello,' and it hurts."
  331. (12:45:37 AM) Scantron: Green turns away.
  332. (12:45:45 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Okay, Brain. Mind answering a few questions?"
  333. (12:45:54 AM) Sequence: Eva continues to glare holes in Green's skull.
  334. (12:45:59 AM) Salmander: ~Sure. Whatever.~
  335. (12:46:02 AM) Tara_Unknown: Rosalind writes in her lab book
  336. (12:46:11 AM) Scantron: Green is more concerned with the telepathic brain.
  337. (12:46:13 AM) VAE: "Yeah.. must be the same thing it did with the screens.. our brains are EM-driven too, right?"
  338. (12:46:22 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Are you related to the Heart and the Eye that appeared on-site recently?"
  339. (12:46:25 AM) Strifey: "The brain is talking through EM waves?"
  340. (12:46:27 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Because you sure look it."
  341. (12:46:30 AM) VAE: "Fuck, we need a metal grid to shield it off"
  342. (12:46:42 AM) Sequence: Eva feels left out.
  343. (12:46:47 AM) Salmander: ~Heart and eye? The fuck?~
  344. (12:46:59 AM) Mr_Wilt: "He doesn't know about the Heart and the Eye."
  345. (12:47:04 AM) Scantron: "Hey, I'm in the same boat brain."
  346. (12:47:17 AM) TheRaven: Taggart is just standing back, staring at the brain.
  347. (12:47:21 AM) Sequence: "Well, Eye didn't know about Heart."
  348. (12:47:22 AM) Salmander: ~Sounds fucking nasty~
  349. (12:47:23 AM) VAE: "Faraday cage... need some mesh, and a bit of wire"
  350. (12:47:26 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan crouches down a bit, to get a better face-to-Brain connection. "Are you from the Red Pool?"
  351. (12:47:33 AM) Salmander: ~Why are you guys ripping out body parts?~
  352. (12:47:48 AM) Mr_Wilt: "We're not ripping out body parts. Body parts keep appearing out of nowhere."
  353. (12:47:51 AM) Salmander: ~The red watery place? Yeah.~
  354. (12:48:04 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Right, he says he's from the Red Pool."
  355. (12:48:13 AM) Tara_Unknown: "Brain, may I take a sample of your tissue when I get my tools?"
  356. (12:48:28 AM) Salmander: ~No. Don't stab me.~
  357. (12:48:36 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan figures that's worth calling in. <<Control, Research. Brain confirms it's from the Red Pool, but has no knowledge of the Heart and the Eye.>>
  358. (12:48:37 AM) Salmander: ~That's a dick move.~
  359. (12:48:46 AM) VAE: "Hey, you won't feel a thing"
  360. (12:48:50 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan grins. "I like this guy."
  361. (12:48:53 AM) VAE: "Brains don't have sensory nerves"
  362. (12:49:01 AM) Tara_Unknown: "Scraping, not a stabbing. Only a few cells."
  363. (12:49:08 AM) Sequence: Eva is /this close/ to pouting.
  364. (12:49:09 AM) Salmander: ~I don't give a shit. You're still using tools on me.~
  365. (12:49:27 AM) Salmander: ~How'd you like it if I took a jackhammer to /your/ brain, asshole.~
  366. (12:49:28 AM) Daedalize: "Brains are not typically alive outside of ze body, either."
  367. (12:49:39 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan /really/ likes this guy.
  368. (12:49:43 AM) VAE: "You don't have hands, even!"
  369. (12:49:46 AM) Daedalize: "Zis brain is clearly somewhat unique."
  370. (12:49:55 AM) Scantron: "Brilliant."
  371. (12:49:56 AM) Salmander: ~No shit shirlock.~
  372. (12:50:09 AM) Mr_Wilt: "You got a name, Brain?"
  373. (12:50:20 AM) VAE: "And no sensory nerves either. I bet I could touch you without you even noticing"
  374. (12:50:31 AM) Strifey: Matt looks at the other people who can't hear the Brain. "Well, this kinda sucks. One side of the conversation and all."
  375. (12:50:33 AM) Tara_Unknown: "I've had tissue taken many times, Brain. I've looked at my own."
  376. (12:50:36 AM) Scantron: "Don't threaten the brain dude."
  377. (12:50:38 AM) Daedalize: "Mr. Brain, I vould appreciate if you did not insult me vhen I try to persuade others /not/ to cut you up."
  378. (12:50:44 AM) TheRaven: "This bastard seems pretty smart. Y'want to just move it?"
  379. (12:50:57 AM) Sequence: Eva sighs. "Man, I wish I could hear it. I feel left out."
  380. (12:51:08 AM) Strifey: "I agree, there."
  381. (12:51:09 AM) Salmander: ~My name is Brain. Duh.~
  382. (12:51:16 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Right."
  383. (12:51:27 AM) Sequence: Eva sighs and crosses her arms.
  384. (12:51:36 AM) TheRaven: "It's a giant brain. What's it gonna say? 'Take me to your leader'?"
  385. (12:51:36 AM) Scantron: "And how does that make you /feel/?
  386. (12:51:37 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Taggart, help me get this guy into the cart." Nolan fits his hands under the brain.
  387. (12:51:44 AM) Salmander: ~Why is the bitch with the glasses so pouty?~
  388. (12:51:52 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Hey, fuck you, Brain."
  389. (12:52:00 AM) TheRaven: "That thing's not gonna shock me, is it?"
  390. (12:52:01 AM) VAE: "Fuck you! I aren't pouty!"
  391. (12:52:03 AM) Sequence: Eva's glare at Green could wither plants.
  392. (12:52:15 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun ignores the brain and helps lift it.
  393. (12:52:18 AM) VAE: Puts on gloves, and helps loading the brain up.
  394. (12:52:29 AM) Salmander: ~Look, just, put me in a nice skull and we can all be on our merry way.~
  395. (12:52:29 AM) Strifey: Matt helps load the brain up. Go with the crowd.'
  396. (12:52:52 AM) Sequence: Eva holds the rail of the cart proprietarily.
  397. (12:52:59 AM) Tara_Unknown: "I feel like I'm being polite, asking for just a few cells to study. Looking at the damned thing makes me think of a book I read in school."
  398. (12:53:10 AM) Sequence: proprietorially*
  399. (12:53:12 AM) Scantron: "I don't think we'd have many skulls lying around waiting for this big of a brain. Wait, do you guys have any skulls?"
  400. (12:53:13 AM) VAE: "Oh? What book.. Rosalind?"
  401. (12:53:19 AM) TheRaven: "Just rub it with a cotton swab or something."
  402. (12:53:27 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan lifts up the brain with Sigrun and Sandor, and puts it in the cart. "We don't exactly have giant skulls lying around, man."
  403. (12:53:39 AM) Scantron: "Oh, okay."
  404. (12:53:43 AM) Salmander: ~You should.~
  405. (12:53:53 AM) Mr_Wilt: "You're right, that would be pretty neat."
  406. (12:54:04 AM) Scantron: "It would be pretty awesome, yeah."
  407. (12:54:24 AM) Sequence: Eva waits until they have Brain settles, and then begins pushing the cart towards the lab.
  408. (12:54:37 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan follows after. Brain's a pretty cool guy.
  409. (12:54:44 AM) Sequence: She is still pouty. And on the verge of going for Green's throat.
  410. (12:55:01 AM) Tara_Unknown: "That would work, the cotton swab thing." She turns to Sandor. "A Wrinkle in Time. Decent book, if a little preachy."
  411. (12:55:04 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun proceeds the cart, clearing the way.
  412. (12:55:33 AM) Scantron: ((Green is muscular and 6ft+, by the way))
  413. (12:55:47 AM) Mr_Wilt: ((O bby.))
  414. (12:55:49 AM) Sequence: ((Eva doesn't give a shit.))
  415. (12:56:02 AM) TheRaven: Taggart moves up closer to the brain cart, keeping an eye on it.
  416. (12:56:04 AM) Salmander: ((Eva needs to get with Nolan already))
  417. (12:56:18 AM) Mr_Wilt: ((^))
  418. (12:56:18 AM) Tara_Unknown: ((Neither does Rosalind))
  419. (12:56:18 AM) VAE: "Sounds interesting... I don't believe I have read many books dealing with these phenomena"
  420. (12:56:18 AM) Sequence: ((Eva doesn't put out for strangers))
  421. (12:56:18 AM) Scantron: ((WHY DID HE WINK?))
  422. (12:56:25 AM) VAE: Sandor follows the cart tooo.
  423. (12:56:28 AM) Salmander: Stop with the OOC now
  424. (12:56:37 AM) Daedalize: ((Sigrun has science to keep her warm on cold nights.))
  425. (12:56:47 AM) Daedalize left the room (Kicked by Salmander (WHAT DID I JUST SAY)).
  426. (12:56:48 AM) Daedalize [~Daedalize@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net] entered the room.
  427. (12:56:48 AM) mode (+ao Daedalize Daedalize) by ChanServ
  428. (12:57:04 AM) Sequence: Doop doop doop, they've gotten to the lab.
  429. (12:57:16 AM) Tara_Unknown: "I'll tell you about it later. Right now, there's a giant brain talking in my head."
  430. (12:57:23 AM) Salmander: ~I am a brain.~
  431. (12:57:34 AM) Scantron: "I gathered as much."
  432. (12:57:39 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Have you always been a brain?"
  433. (12:57:50 AM) TheRaven: "Alright, who ordered the giant brain? This is like a bad scifi movie."
  434. (12:57:57 AM) Sequence: Eva sighs. How come the asshole gets to hear the brain and she doesn't?
  435. (12:57:58 AM) VAE: "Well.. It wouldn't be too difficult to make it stop talking"
  436. (12:58:17 AM) Salmander: ~Yes. Yes I have.~
  437. (12:58:19 AM) Sequence: Eva glares at Sandor.
  438. (12:58:22 AM) VAE: "That is, if it works the way I think it does."
  439. (12:58:34 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan notices the sigh, and takes not to transfer Brain's messages.
  440. (12:58:39 AM) Mr_Wilt: "He's said he's always been a brain."
  441. (12:58:39 AM) TheRaven: He looks at the brain. "Don't suppose you'd be from Planet Aurous, would you?"
  442. (12:58:53 AM) Mr_Wilt: "How long ago can you remember?"
  443. (12:59:16 AM) Salmander: ~Are you high?~
  444. (12:59:30 AM) Salmander: ~Eh, I dunno. A while I guess.~
  445. (12:59:31 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun does not participate in the inquisition, clearly irritated with the situation.
  446. (12:59:43 AM) Tara_Unknown: "I'm thinking Camazotz."
  447. (12:59:46 AM) Mr_Wilt: "He says he remembers back for a while."
  448. (1:00:11 AM) Sequence: Eva grabs some gloves from the lab and gets ready to move Brain.
  449. (1:00:26 AM) Scantron: Green turns to the brain. "Play any sports?"
  450. (1:00:32 AM) VAE: "High? You are giving me a bloody headache"
  451. (1:00:36 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan stares at Green. Really?
  452. (1:00:44 AM) Salmander: ~You're an asshole.~
  453. (1:01:04 AM) Scantron: "Hey, I'm bad at small talk."
  454. (1:01:18 AM) Salmander: ~No, you're an asshole.~
  455. (1:01:26 AM) Sequence: Eva does her damnedest to pick up Brain.
  456. (1:01:35 AM) Salmander: ~I'm pretty sure everyone can agree on that.~
  457. (1:01:38 AM) VAE: "Hey, i'll help"
  458. (1:01:45 AM) Salmander: ~Someone with a mouth mind taking a tally?~
  459. (1:01:46 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan helps Eva out, continuing his onslaught of questions. "What can you remember?"
  460. (1:01:50 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun grudgingly assists.
  461. (1:01:50 AM) VAE: Sandor helps her transfer Mr Brain.
  462. (1:02:03 AM) Scantron: Green shrugs.
  463. (1:02:15 AM) Salmander: ~Ask how many people think this guy is an asshole.~
  464. (1:02:27 AM) Daedalize: "Many."
  465. (1:02:28 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Brain wants to know how many people think Green's an asshole."
  466. (1:02:29 AM) Scantron: "How many people think I'm an asshole?"
  467. (1:02:38 AM) Sequence: "I think you're an asshole."
  468. (1:02:45 AM) Salmander: ~Let's see some raised hands people.~
  469. (1:02:53 AM) Scantron: Green raises his hand.
  470. (1:02:54 AM) TheRaven: "Y'certainly seem like one from here."
  471. (1:02:56 AM) Mr_Wilt: "He wants to see those hands raised."
  472. (1:03:00 AM) VAE: "Asshole, not quite. Colon, possibly."
  473. (1:03:03 AM) Sequence: Eva raises her hand.
  474. (1:03:19 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan, however, doesn't raise his hand. It's like bullying in Elementary School.
  475. (1:03:24 AM) Tara_Unknown: "I don't know him well enough. I just got here!"
  476. (1:03:30 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun doesn't bother.
  477. (1:03:40 AM) Strifey: Matt shrugs.
  478. (1:03:43 AM) Daedalize: It should be obvious what she thinks.
  479. (1:03:50 AM) Salmander: ~He shrugged. That counts.~
  480. (1:04:04 AM) Mr_Wilt: "He says shrugging counts."
  481. (1:04:11 AM) Sequence: "So what are we supposed to do with Brain now?" Eva cuts in.
  482. (1:04:23 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Well, Research wanted him in here."
  483. (1:04:33 AM) VAE: "Someone should mention it to the folks up in central"
  484. (1:04:48 AM) Daedalize: <<Ve have transferred ze brain.>>
  485. (1:04:49 AM) Strifey: "I don't know what he's saying. I can't make a judgment!"
  486. (1:04:58 AM) Daedalize: <<Further instructions?>>
  487. (1:05:09 AM) Salmander: <<Place him in a saline tank. We will examine him later.>>
  488. (1:05:20 AM) Daedalize: <<Roger.>>
  489. (1:05:21 AM) Salmander: ~Examine me? The shit does that mean?~
  490. (1:05:28 AM) Mr_Wilt: <<And we've found some things out about the brain. It's capable of mental communication. Upon question, it's revealed he's from the Blood Pool.>>
  491. (1:05:34 AM) Daedalize: "It means you are going in ze saline tank."
  492. (1:05:37 AM) VAE: "What do you think it means?"
  493. (1:05:40 AM) Scantron: "We place you in a tank, then you get a boat and go saline."
  494. (1:05:42 AM) Mr_Wilt: <<However, he has no knowledge of the other organs.>>
  495. (1:06:07 AM) Sequence: Eva is /this close/ to sm-- okay that's it. She smacks Green upside the head.
  496. (1:06:23 AM) Scantron: Green shuffles away nervously.
  497. (1:06:29 AM) Salmander: ~Good work bitch with the glasses.~
  498. (1:06:40 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Brain's proud of you, Eva."
  499. (1:06:47 AM) VAE: "It called you a bitch again, Eva"
  500. (1:06:56 AM) Sequence: Eva looks confused.
  501. (1:06:58 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan sneaks in a punch to Brain for the bitch bit, though.
  502. (1:07:06 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun locates a saline tank while the others converse.
  503. (1:07:10 AM) Sequence: "What do you mean, /again/?"
  504. (1:07:21 AM) VAE: "The first time, I thought it meant me"
  505. (1:07:24 AM) Salmander: ~Woah~
  506. (1:07:30 AM) Salmander: ~That guys just punched me~
  507. (1:07:37 AM) Salmander: ~Who the fuck punches a brain?~
  508. (1:07:48 AM) Salmander: ~That's like kicking a platypus.~
  509. (1:07:51 AM) VAE: "Apparently, he does"
  510. (1:07:57 AM) Salmander: ~It makes no sense.~
  511. (1:08:09 AM) Scantron: "Nolan, care to translate?"
  512. (1:08:15 AM) VAE: "indeed.. you lack pain receptors"
  513. (1:08:15 AM) Tyber [Mibbit@synIRC-49306AA3.try.wideopenwest.com] entered the room.
  514. (1:08:18 AM) Tara_Unknown: "mostly I think we get to look at you and ask you questions, Brain. The saline is to help you maintain moisture without cellular apoptosis due to imbalances of salts"
  515. (1:08:18 AM) Sequence: "Apparently, who whats?"
  516. (1:08:19 AM) Mr_Wilt: "I don't know what he's talking about, Green."
  517. (1:08:23 AM) Scantron: Green smiles widely at Nolan.
  518. (1:08:25 AM) TheRaven: "We gonna can this dumbass or what?"
  519. (1:08:43 AM) VAE: "If you keep pissing us off, I'll use a pinch of salt"
  520. (1:08:44 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan shoots Green a 'I will fucking stab you' look.
  521. (1:09:00 AM) Sequence: Eva glares at Sandor.
  522. (1:09:03 AM) Daedalize: "Can ve please get ze brain in ze tank now?"
  523. (1:09:17 AM) Sequence: Eva picks up Brain.
  524. (1:09:17 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun is visibly fed up with the shenanigans.
  525. (1:09:34 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan helps lift up the brain, and place him in the tank.
  526. (1:09:40 AM) Strifey: Matt doesn't know what to do, so he moves to help move the Brain.
  527. (1:09:48 AM) VAE: Sandor helps on as well.
  528. (1:09:54 AM) Salmander: ~Guys.~
  529. (1:09:55 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun maneuvers the tank under the brain as they lift it.
  530. (1:10:00 AM) Scantron: "Yeah?"
  531. (1:10:10 AM) Salmander: ~I'm not that fat, am I?~
  532. (1:10:19 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Nah man, you look good. Fit."
  533. (1:10:21 AM) TheRaven: Taggart just watches, figuring it's probably a good idea to have someone ready to kick its ass.
  534. (1:10:32 AM) VAE: "Eva.. if you had to listen to it, you'd want to do it too"
  535. (1:10:50 AM) Scantron: "C'mon, man, Brain's cool."
  536. (1:10:55 AM) VAE: "Fat? You are mostly cholesterol!"
  537. (1:10:57 AM) Sequence: Eva resolutely ignores Sandor.
  538. (1:11:10 AM) Daedalize: "Ze average brain is around 60% fat. Ergo, it is 60% fat."
  539. (1:11:26 AM) Sequence: Eva laughs. "Is the brain worried about it's weight or something?"
  540. (1:11:41 AM) Scantron: "See, this is why it should play sports. Keeps the weight off."
  541. (1:11:59 AM) VAE: "Yeah Eva.. apparently it finds odd that three of us are needed to lift it"
  542. (1:12:00 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Yeah, he's worried he might be fat."
  543. (1:12:19 AM) Sequence: "Aww, it's okay, Brain. I'll find you a copy of Cosmopolitan, it'll give you tips."
  544. (1:12:21 AM) Daedalize: If the brain is in the tank by now, Sigrun begins filling it with saline.
  545. (1:12:39 AM) Salmander: The brain is in the tank
  546. (1:12:48 AM) Salmander: ~Ooh, that feels gooooood~
  547. (1:12:50 AM) Tara_Unknown: "Fat cells are important to any physical body. They provide protection and store food. Glial cells are good to have."
  548. (1:13:32 AM) VAE: "Not like this thingy has a body.. Rosalind, any idea where the thing is getting energy from?"
  549. (1:13:51 AM) VAE: "Not like there's a convenient glucose pool anywhere"
  550. (1:13:55 AM) Mr_Wilt: "First rule of Foundation: Nothing's normal."
  551. (1:14:10 AM) Scantron: "Could be towards the middle of it."
  552. (1:14:11 AM) TheRaven: "It's a huge brain that appeared out of nowhere. I wouldn't try to think about where it's getting energy."
  553. (1:14:16 AM) Sequence: Eva pats the tank absently.
  554. (1:14:17 AM) Tara_Unknown: "I'd have to get actual cells to look at, but it seems to be against that."
  555. (1:14:24 AM) Salmander: ~Well clearly I don't conform to standard laws of thermodynamics and chemistry, dumbshit.~
  556. (1:14:35 AM) Daedalize: "Ze heart has no blood, ze brain has none, either. Is inexplicable without further study."
  557. (1:14:50 AM) Scantron: "How do you even /know/ the standard laws of therminamics and chemistry, anyways?"
  558. (1:15:11 AM) Mr_Wilt: "He /is/ a brain."
  559. (1:15:15 AM) Salmander: ~Well I'm a pretty smart guy, I'd say.~
  560. (1:15:17 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Knowing is all it /can/ do."
  561. (1:15:23 AM) Scantron: "Point taken."
  562. (1:15:33 AM) Salmander: ~Got my noggin' a-workin'~
  563. (1:16:07 AM) Salmander: ~And yes, I do know a lot.~
  564. (1:16:15 AM) Salmander: ~Nice boxers, Bee Tee Dubs.~
  565. (1:16:24 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan finds a chair, somewhere, and pulls it up next to the tank. Finally, something they can interrogate.
  566. (1:16:46 AM) Scantron: "Psh. Anyone with a working knowledge of outdoor conditions would realize that boxers are highly impractical."
  567. (1:16:48 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Right, Brain. You said you can remember pretty far back, right?"
  568. (1:16:52 AM) VAE: Sandor is rather pissed off at brain calling him dumbass.
  569. (1:16:58 AM) Scantron: "As such, I don't wear them, and neither should any of you."
  570. (1:17:01 AM) Salmander: *dumbshit
  571. (1:17:04 AM) Tara_Unknown: "Your nonconformity to the standard laws of thermodynamics is precisely why I want a few cells to study."
  572. (1:17:23 AM) Salmander: ~I remember shit.~
  573. (1:17:27 AM) VAE: "Rosalind.. I suggest you just take them.. It barely felt a punch, for hell's sake"
  574. (1:17:42 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun finishes filling the tank. <<Control, the brain has been stored. Any further action to be taken?>>
  575. (1:17:44 AM) TheRaven: Taggart wanders back to his room.
  576. (1:17:48 AM) TheRaven left the room (quit: Quit: Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin' waves, together undivided but forever we'll be free!).
  577. (1:17:50 AM) Salmander: ~Look. Don't test me.~
  578. (1:17:57 AM) Mr_Wilt: "How far back can you remember? Got an exact time?
  579. (1:17:59 AM) Mr_Wilt: "
  580. (1:18:07 AM) Salmander: ~Way I see it, the only reason I work is because people don't understand how.~
  581. (1:18:15 AM) VAE: "I believe after calling me dumbshit, you aren't getting any privileges"
  582. (1:18:23 AM) Salmander: ~The minute they get it, the laws of physics come crashing down on me and BAM.~
  583. (1:18:27 AM) Salmander: ~I'm dead.~
  584. (1:18:38 AM) Mr_Wilt: "I believe it's got more privileges than you, Other New Guy."
  585. (1:18:44 AM) Salmander: <<You're finished, Researcher.>>
  586. (1:18:46 AM) Sequence: Eva starts spacing out. Why the hell did Nolan wink?
  587. (1:18:49 AM) Scantron: "So it's like those cartoons, where the people run right off a cliff and keep going until they realize they're in thin air, and then they fall."
  588. (1:19:07 AM) VAE: "Yeah, yeah, just because I'm a technician"
  589. (1:19:08 AM) Salmander: ~Uh... sure.~
  590. (1:19:28 AM) Daedalize: <<Understood. Over and out.>>
  591. (1:19:30 AM) VAE: "And it's Sandor, not 'other new guy'"
  592. (1:19:33 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan taps on the glass. "Answer my question, please."
  593. (1:19:48 AM) Tara_Unknown: Rosalind puts on a set of gloves, prepares a dish, and then gets a sterile swab before approaching the brain. "Rubbing this swab on you should get enough cells for the culture dish. It shouldn't hurt, and it isn't cutting."
  594. (1:20:27 AM) Daedalize: "If noone else objects, I have other projects to check on. Projects vhich do not insult me and engage in absurd wordplay."
  595. (1:20:35 AM) Salmander: ~No, I don't have any time for reference. Do I look like I can carry a watch?~
  596. (1:20:54 AM) Salmander: ~Don't swab me lady.~
  597. (1:20:56 AM) Daedalize: Sigrun storms off in a bit of a huff.
  598. (1:20:56 AM) Sequence: "Hey, can I come with you, Sigrun?"
  599. (1:21:08 AM) VAE: Sandor just muters for himself "Bugger, wait till you call down to Engineering needing your gun fixed or what. Then you will know privileges"
  600. (1:21:09 AM) Sequence: Eva is ignored.
  601. (1:21:10 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan shrugs. Touche. "Anything of note that you can remember?"
  602. (1:21:11 AM) Daedalize: Gesturing to Eva to follow if she wants.
  603. (1:21:26 AM) Sequence: Eva follows!
  604. (1:21:37 AM) Salmander: ~Nope.~
  605. (1:21:45 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan is left with nobody to translate for. WHY DID HE WINK?
  606. (1:22:25 AM) Salmander: ~Because you're an idiot.~
  607. (1:22:35 AM) Strifey: Matt is still there, without anything to do.
  608. (1:22:36 AM) Mr_Wilt: "What?" Oh god, he's reading his mind.
  609. (1:22:36 AM) Scantron: "What?"
  610. (1:22:37 AM) Tara_Unknown: Rosalind looks disheartened
  611. (1:23:08 AM) Salmander: ~This dumbass was entirely too creepy last night and winked at a chick.~
  612. (1:23:21 AM) Scantron: "Ahahaha. Oh, wow."
  613. (1:23:22 AM) Mr_Wilt: -1 Morale.
  614. (1:23:31 AM) VAE: "Who the hell are you speaking about?"
  615. (1:23:33 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan takes out his gun and points it at Green.
  616. (1:23:35 AM) Mr_Wilt: No fucks are given.
  617. (1:23:49 AM) Scantron: "Chill, man, I'm just jokin'."
  618. (1:23:49 AM) Salmander: ~Well if I single him out then he'll probably punch me again.~
  619. (1:23:56 AM) Salmander: ~wait, no, shit.~
  620. (1:24:02 AM) VAE: "Ahh..." Sandor grins.
  621. (1:24:20 AM) Strifey: "What's the brain saying?"
  622. (1:24:24 AM) Mr_Wilt: Nolan facepalms. Man.
  623. (1:24:31 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Nothing. He's not saying anything."
  624. (1:24:57 AM) VAE: "Yeah... Sure"
  625. (1:25:07 AM) Salmander: ~You should shoot him by the way. He's an ass.~
  626. (1:25:19 AM) Scantron: "Fuck you, Brain."
  627. (1:25:33 AM) Mr_Wilt: ~I just might, Brain. I just might.~
  628. (1:25:42 AM) Strifey: "I've got the feeling that this isn't the case. Suppose that I'm not cleared for it."
  629. (1:25:43 AM) Salmander: ~Ok, I'm gonna dream now.~
  630. (1:25:49 AM) Salmander: ~Please don't swab me.~
  631. (1:26:09 AM) Tara_Unknown: "All right, Brain. I won't swab you today. Maybe you'll be fine with it another time." Rosalind disposes of the sterile equipment she was using and heads off
  632. (1:26:09 AM) Strifey: ~Carry on my wayward son there'll be peace when you are doooonne~
  633. (1:26:24 AM) Mr_Wilt: "Sure. Let's go with that. Not cleared."
  634. (1:26:36 AM) VAE: Sandor follows her.
  635. (1:26:49 AM) Mr_Wilt: You're a cock, Brain.
  636. (1:26:57 AM) Scantron: "I'm almost certainly not cleared for this." Green walks away, taking out his lighter and flicking it on and off.
  637. (1:27:01 AM) Salmander: ~Shut the fuck up.~
  638. (1:27:14 AM) Tara_Unknown: Rosalind looks very disappointed as she leaves the room
  639. (1:27:36 AM) Mr_Wilt: ~Nah, man. Fuck you. That's embarrassing and disappointing enough as it is.~
  640. (1:28:00 AM) Dae [~Daedalize@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net] entered the room.
  641. (1:28:03 AM) VAE: "Sucks, eh.. Rosalind?"
  642. (1:28:11 AM) Strifey: Matt isn't sure if he should leave, so he stays and watches the brain.
  643. (1:28:12 AM) Salmander: The brain is unresponsive
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