SHOTS paordy-ish

>you walk towards the pub and see a stallion stumble out
>"I'm bucked up!"
>you walk in and see it partially full and see some zebras
>Zebra 1:"All of the alcoholics, where you at? Lets go!"
>Zebra 3: "Lets go yeah!"
>Zebra 2: "When I walk in the pub all eyes on me, I'm with the zebra rock crew
All drinks are free"
>Everyone cheers out "all drinks are free"
>Zebra 2: "We like Ciroc, we love Patron"
>Zebra 3: "We came to party rock, everyp0ny it's on!"
>Barley Pop is passing trays of shots, each p0ny gets an entire tray filled with shots and you get one
>Everyone is yelling "Shots shots shots shots shots Shots" repeatedly and soon enough you join them
>Zebra 1: "Everyp0ny!"
>you and everyone are yelling "Shots shots shots shots shots Shots" repeatedly
>again Zebra 1 says "Everyp0ny!"
>Zebra 1: "Let me see you p0nies do it"
>Zebra 2: "The mares love us when we pour shots"
>Zebra 3: "They need an excuse to suck our cocks"
>Zebra 2: "We came to get krunk, how about you?
>Zebra 3: "Bottoms up! Let's go round two!"
>you and everyone is yelling "Shots shots shots shots shots Shots" repeatedly
>Zebra 1: "Everyp0ny!"
>you and everyone are yelling "Shots shots shots shots shots Shots" repeatedly
>again Zebra 1 says "Everyp0ny!"
>the door are loudly shattered as a cloak figure walks in
>everyone is quiet including yourself
>Zecora: Cousins we now must go or else we will miss the show.
>All Zebras groan and say their good byes
>you feel all pumped up but now kinda sad that it was starting to get kicking
>you just realized you met pony versions of LMFAO and Lil Jon
Oh shit