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- >You arrrrrrrrrrrre ANON!
- >Staatusssss
- >DRUNK
- >LEL
- >The party ish still kicking
- >Vinyl broke out some more wubs
- >And they're all like
- >WUB wub wub wub WUB wub wub wub beep boop bop
- >YEEEEEEEEEAH that's the shit
- >Go Fast bro pony ish shpinning on the bar stool nexsht to you
- >Purple mane marshmallow left with that fancy guy
- >The curly pink one ish dancing
- >They should take
- >They should tale the energizer bunny and replace it with Curly pink
- >Fuck yeah
- >Twilight passed out drinking and spike had to come drag her home
- >He wasn't happy but he said he wasn't surprised
- >Applejack is over playing bits
- >Apparently it's a pone version of quarters
- >And Flutterbutter is nowhere to be seen
- >Today is a goooooooood day
- >"H-hey Anon"
- >You look over to see Ladybro dash downing more cider
- >"Tha-"
- >-hick-
- >"Thanks for drinking wish mee anoooooon"
- >She's batting her eyelashes at you
- "You are TOTALLY washted Rainbow lady"
- >"WHAAAAAT?"
- >"I'm not washted, your washted"
- "I'm not wasted, if I was wasted could I do this?"
- >You get up off the bar stool and begin to dance the robot
- >Rainbow stares at you giggling
- >That blue pony and her magenta eyes
- >"Dude your definitely drunk"
- >You sit back down spinning on the stool as you do
- >You've got the perfect grade A comeback in your head
- "I know you are but what am I?"
- >You start laughing uncontrollably
- >Fuck I'm drunk
- >You feel a hoof on your arm
- >You look over to see Rainbow smiling again
- >That multicolour mane
- >Those magenta eyes
- >Her little frilly dress
- >Her pretty little bow
- >When did your bro become a girl?
- >You see her magenta eyes trailing down to your lips and back up
- >"Anon I-"
- >"YOU!"
- >You turn to see Butterflutter
- >This can not end well
- >You can see there's something different about her
- >She looks directly into your eyes and speaks with authority
- >"I love you anon, and you are going to take me home and rut me"
- >Shit she isn't kidding why'd she have to pull this now?
- "Fluttershy I already told you I'm not into you like that"
- >Fluttershy feels you up and sticks her muzzle in your ear and begins to whisper
- >"I wasn't asking"
- >Oh fuck
- >You look over to Rainbow Dash to see her startled by the whole situation
- >"Flutters waht're"
- -hick-
- >"whatre you doing?"
- >You look back to Fluttershy watching her face turn to anger
- >"This isn't about you Rainbow stay out of this"
- >Fluttershy pushes you out of your barstool
- >Fuck you shouldn't of had that last cider your head is sppinnin and you can't seem to walk straight
- "Shtop it"
- >"Shut up you are gonna love me whether you like it or not"
- "But-
- -hick-
- "But I don't want this"
- >"I do"
- >You look back to see Rainbow stumbling out of her bar stool after you
- >With another push from behind you end up falling on your face
- >Lying on the ground you feel your stomach turn over
- >Yeah you had one too many
- >"Only a little farther honey"
- >As you try in vain to get away Flutters pushes you into the wall
- >"Or we could just start here if you want"
- >Fluttershy pushes her muzzle to your ear and begins to nibble on it
- "Fluttershy rape isn't my fetish"
- >She stops nibbling to speak
- >"I know, it's one of mine"
- >Hey Brain
- >Yes stomach?
- >T minus 20 sec till upchuck
- "Fluttershy I'm abo-"
- >Fluttershy sticks her hoof in your mouth shushing you before sticking her tounge down your throat
- >You try to push her off but there's not much you can do in your drunken stupor
- >Her tongue is longer than you expected
- >Your practically deepthroating her tongue as it sloshes around in your mouth
- >Her hoof is feeling you up through your pants
- >You try one last time to push Flutters off
- >but all you manage is a light shove that accomplishes nothing
- >Stomach here upchuck in progress
- >Oh god here it comes
- >You begin to puke straight into her mouth
- >The look of horror that sinks into her face is priceless
- >She swallows two gulps of your chum before breaking the kiss allowing the rest of your puke to mat her pink mane and yellow coat
- >She begins flailing around in response to what just happened but she slips on the now large chum puddle underneath her
- >You stand over her puking one last time
- >Oh god it's over
- >Fluttershy just lies there dry heaving
- >Rainbow finally catches up to you and is confused by the whole situation
- >You don't even care that you were just violated
- >Your stomach just wants you to take him home now
- "I-I'm going home Rainbow"
- >"Anon are you okay?"
- "Yeah i-i'm just partied out"
- >As you turn to leave Rainbow nudges you with her muzzle
- >"Anon I um"
- >You look at Rainbow, her normally strong and courageous facade now replaced by a nervous demeanor
- >"I-I-"
- >"-I'll see you tomorrow alright?"
- "Sure thing Dashie"
- >You are now Fluttershy
- >Your mane is ruined
- >Your sick to your stomach
- >All you wanted was for him to love you and now you're covered in his vomit
- >This is gonna take days wash out of your mane
- >And worst of all Anon might hate you now
- >"Fluttershy it seems you need more help than previously described"
- >"For now I see what you want after all that transcribed"
- >You look up to see Zecora standing over you with a smile
- >"To get Anon you must continue to be bold"
- >"With the help of a love potion that is certainly old"
- >You are now Rainbow dash
- >The bestest flyer in all of Equestria
- >But right now you might as well be the worst
- >Today definitely did not go as planned
- >As you stumble home you think on what happened today
- >Today was supposed to be the day
- >Today was the day you were supposed to pour your heart out to Anon
- -sigh-
- >You still don't know how to do it
- >You've liked him for a while
- >A long while
- >You've been friends ever since he got here
- >And you really bring out the best in each other
- >But every time you try to tell him how you feel you turn to mush
- >It's weird how somep0ny can have such an effect on you
- >Your friends gave their two bits
- >Applejack wants me to be honest
- >Pinkie pie want me to surprise him
- >Rarity wants me to doll myself up for him
- >Twilight says I should research what he likes
- >And now Flutters is trying to take him from you
- >It seems that everything you try backfires one way or another
- >As you collapse into bed the last thought in your head is Anon
- >Soft cuddly Anon...
- >...
- >You are Anon
- >You still have a bit of ways to go to get home
- >You've sobered up a little
- >But you still had a damned crazy night
- >Your stomach still hurts like a bitch
- >And you have no idea what to do about Fluttershy
- >She seriously changed tonight
- >You pray to pone Jesus this is only temporary or you might never be able to safely get smashed again
- >As you walk by the library you see a pissed off Spike trying to break down the door to the library next to an unconsious Twilight
- "Spike wasss going on?"
- >He turns around to see you stumbling towards him
- >"I locked the door before I left and Twilight lost the key at the party"
- >He proceeds to continue to batter the door
- "Stand aside Spike"
- >I took thugology in homeschool
- >Bitches dont know 'bout dem lockpicks
- >As all the tumblers fall in place the doorknob twists open
- >Spike stands there wide eyed
- >"Dude you gotta teach me that"
- >You help Spike drag Twilight into her bed
- >All in all Twilight has a pretty nice crib
- >If you're into books that is
- "Well it's time for me to go home"
- >See you later man, thanks for o-o-o"
- -bleh-
- >For a moment you thought Spike was gonna throw up
- >But as an arc of fire shoots out his muzzle a scroll drops to the floor
- >You've seen that seal before,
- >It was the princesses royal seal
- >Spike opens the scroll and you read it together
- >...
- >That's not good
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