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[21:09] <Samstrel> ==START==
[21:10] <Mira> are you two really sure you want to play this game
[21:10] <Alexis_w> "PU: yeah, why not"
[21:10] <Ahzela> "B3tt3r than b3ing b0r3d!"
[21:10] <Mira> well almost everything i owned is now ashes
[21:11] <Mira> but i suppose the alternative was meteors
[21:11] <Mira> i should mention
[21:11] <Mira> there are going to be meteors
[21:11] <Alexis_w> "...isn't that like... regular day for you?"
[21:11] <Ahzela> "Y3ah i'v3 s33n"
[21:11] <Mira> no this is particularily depressing
[21:11] <Alexis_w> "welp soz. mira"
[21:11] <Mira> and trust me when i say that i know about depressing things
[21:11] <Mira> dont worry
[21:12] <Mira> ill get over it]
[21:12] <Samstrel> Alexis and Ahzela, you receive a pop up on your computer.
[21:12] <Mira> lets stop you from dying now
[21:12] <Alexis_w> "thnks i guess"
[21:12] <Samstrel> Something has begun to download and is at about 50% completion
[21:12]  * Alexis_w sits up and stretches.
[21:12] <Alexis_w> "yo zela, what are we gonna put in the shiny circle?
[21:13] <Ahzela> "Huh?"
[21:13] <Samstrel> Mira, you see a black screen saying CONNECTING... In red text
[21:13] <Mira> progress
[21:13] <Mira> yes you have shiny circles to throw things in
[21:13] <Mira> they are probably entirely pointless
[21:13] <Samstrel> The progress is 75%.
[21:13] <Mira> so throw in whatever because it will come back to bite you either way
[21:13] <Alexis_w> "probs. but i saw iks throw a doll into one, so im guessin you have to put stuff in them"
[21:14] <Alexis_w> "ok"
[21:14] <Samstrel> 100%.
[21:14] <Alexis_w> "....yup. still no idea what to put there"
[21:14] <Samstrel> A black screen pops up.
[21:14] <Ahzela> "S0, what n0w?"
[21:14] <Alexis_w> "idk, the machines probs"
[21:15] <Samstrel> And a shit ton of pop ups.
[21:15] <Ahzela> "Th3 machin3s?"
[21:15] <Ahzela> "Ar3 y0u g0ing t0 thr0w away th3 bag3l TV?"
[21:15] <Ahzela> "3h.. pr0bably f0r th3 b3st..."
[21:15] <Mira> i think this is where i drop machines haphazardly and try not to crush things
[21:16] <Samstrel> Mira, your screen does not change.
[21:16] <Alexis_w> "just dont block any doors" i type, beginning to regret even playing the game
[21:16] <Mira> um
[21:16] <Mira> hold on
[21:16]  * Alexis_w checks the laptop
[21:16] <Mira> *smacks her keyboard without much optimism*
[21:17] <Samstrel> Nothing happens. The client laptop is filled with pop ups.
[21:17] <Alexis_w> "bluh"
[21:17] <Mira> right
[21:17] <Mira> er
[21:18] <Mira> hold on more and try not to die
[21:18] <Ahzela> "I'm d0ing quit3 w3ll s0 far!"
[21:18] <Mira> *tries to fiddle with her mouse, moving it about, clicking and hitting keys*
[21:18] <Alexis_w> "zela, help me move the kitchen table. i think there's enough space for 1 or 2 machines there"
[21:19] <Ahzela> "Alright!"
[21:19] <Ahzela> I get up and move to the kitchen and help move the table over
[21:19]  * Alexis_w flips the table over and presses it against the wall. effectivelly clearing most of the room
[21:20] <Mira> hey game
[21:20] <Mira> and life
[21:20] <Mira> i know you hate me and all
[21:20] <Mira> and thats fine
[21:20] <Mira> im used to it
[21:20] <Mira> but could you work for Ahzela and Alexis they dont deserve this
[21:20] <Mira> please
[21:20]  * Alexis_w begins pacing around the room, taking glances out the window every few seconds
[21:21]  * Ahzela leans on the wall
[21:21] <Alexis_w> "those are gettin bigger or its just my imagination?"
[21:21] <Ahzela> "Mayb3? Fr0m what I'v3 h3ard its lik3ly"
[21:21] <Ahzela> "Sh0uld w3 g3t w3ap0ns 0r s0m3thing?"
[21:22] <Samstrel> ((Make sure one of them is checking the computer))
[21:22] <Alexis_w> "you still have your taser thing right?"
[21:22]  * Alexis_w goes back to the main room and checks the laptop
[21:22] <Mira> any time really
[21:22] <Alexis_w> "spear...taser...future thing"
[21:22] <Ahzela> "*las3r"
[21:22] <Alexis_w> "well that"
[21:22] <Ahzela> "0h th3 staff"
[21:22] <Ahzela> "Y3ah"
[21:22] <Samstrel> Pop ups still fill the screen.
[21:22]  * Alexis_w checks the pop ups
[21:23] <Ahzela> I go back to the bedroom quickly and pick up my electrostaff and laser rifle
[21:23] <Alexis_w> "zela, can you pick up my shotgun?"
[21:23] <Alexis_w> "its in the closet"
[21:23] <Samstrel> They seem to need to be closed to start the game.
[21:23]  * Alexis_w closes the damn pop ups.
[21:24] <Ahzela> I go into the closet and grab the shotgun, and then bring it back to alex
[21:25] <Mira> hey
[21:25] <Alexis_w> "thanks zellie" i make it dissapear into the specibus card.
[21:25] <Mira> you two
[21:25] <Mira> do you see anything
[21:25] <Mira> its all black on my side still
[21:25] <Alexis_w> "PU: is it supposed to be doing this????"
[21:25] <Samstrel> WORLD FOUND. Pops up onto your screen.
[21:25] <Mira> doing what
[21:26] <Samstrel> Alexis, the computer stays on a black screen.
[21:26] <Alexis_w> PU: idk, ma screen still is black"
[21:26] <Samstrel> Mira, a green message begins to pop into your screen.
[21:26] <Samstrel> SBURB.
[21:27]  * Alexis_w continues pacing around
[21:27] <Samstrel> The screen transitions to a screen with two figures and a menu.
[21:27] <Ahzela> I click ok on the popups
[21:27] <Mira> oh this looks mildly promising
[21:28] <Alexis_w> PU: is it working mirs?"
[21:28] <Mira> its not counting down to fiery death yet
[21:28] <Mira> so probably not quite
[21:28] <Mira> but there is progress
[21:28] <Samstrel> Alexis and Ahzela, the ground begins to shake.
[21:29] <Mira> *Mira tries to click on one of the figures*
[21:29] <Alexis_w> i curse under my breath and stand under the doorframe. you have to be fucking kidding me
[21:30] <Ahzela> "Is this n0t a capabl3 thing?"
[21:30] <Ahzela> "Lik3... th3 building can tak3 this right?"
[21:31] <Alexis_w> "maybe? i really dont know"
[21:32] <Mira> *continues fiddling with the UI she has, trying to look through the menu as well*
[21:32] <Samstrel> Mira, a timer pops up.
[21:32] <Samstrel> 3:00.
[21:32] <Mira> oh dear
[21:32] <Mira> lets not panic
[21:32] <Mira> but you have three minutes
[21:32]  * Alexis_w looks out the window again and internally panicks
[21:32] <Mira> so try to be quick
[21:32] <Ahzela> "Thats n0t h3lping m3 n0t panic"
[21:32] <Mira> like a rabbit trying to dodge meteors
[21:32] <Alexis_w> "we are so dead"
[21:33] <Mira> because thats what youre doing
[21:33] <Samstrel> You see 3 important figures at the menu.
[21:33] <Mira> dont worry i managed it
[21:33] <Mira> and im cursed
[21:33] <Ahzela> "0k?"
[21:33] <Mira> thats the spirit
[21:33] <Ahzela> "yay"
[21:33] <Mira> (What figures?)
[21:33] <Samstrel> An arrow facing up, an arrow facing down that says DEPLOY, when you hover over it. And a menu with subsections next to it.
[21:34]  * Alexis_w approaches and hugs ahzela
[21:34] <Alexis_w> "it was nice livin with you, in case we dont make it outta here"
[21:34]  * Ahzela pats alex on the back
[21:34] <Samstrel> ((I couldn't think of the word, but the things at the top of the menu))
[21:34] <Mira> *clicks on Deploy quickly*
[21:34] <Ahzela> "thanks, y0u t00"
[21:35] <Samstrel> Three gray machines pop up.
[21:35] <Alexis_w> *back pats back* "alright, nough of that. mira has this... right?"
[21:35] <Alexis_w> "PU: you got this right?"
[21:35] <Ahzela> "pr0bably?"
[21:35] <Mira> i have all sorts of got this
[21:35] <Mira> this doomsday scenario is firmly within my hands
[21:35] <Mira> i could juggle it
[21:35] <Ahzela> "gr3at!"
[21:36] <Mira> this is me being optimistic
[21:36] <Mira> i hope it helped
[21:36] <Ahzela> "it did"
[21:36] <Alexis_w> "PU: keep at it, it does"
[21:36] <Ahzela> I look at the machines
[21:36] <Mira> *clicks on one of the machines*
[21:36] <Mira> lets put it... here
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[21:37]  * Alexis_w checks her bedroom for something to throw at the ball thing.
[21:37] <Alexis_w> welp
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[21:37] <Alexis_w> ((i have everything pasted so far))
[21:37]  * Alexis_w checks her bedroom for something to throw at the ball thing.
[21:37] <Samstrel> ((I look away for 2 seconds lol))