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- >She can't do this. Well, at least you won't be nagged as much.
- >"Ugh, who cares." She crossed her arms. "It's not like you have anything interesting to say!"
- >Flutters gave a disapproving frown. "You two should be nicer to eachother."
- "We literally just said that and already fucked it up."
- >Rainbow nods. "This isn't gonna work."
- >"Well, it certainly won't work if you two don't even try!"
- >You both groan, causing a strange echo effect.
- "Fiiine. But don't expect miracles."
- >Rainbow grumbled something about this being unradical or totally non-bodacious. Possibly something about gnarls.
- >You don't get kids these days.
- >Must be all those damn books they get so hyped up on. Back in the day, everyone sat around the fire and told stories.
- >Now it's this Daring Do bullshit.
- "Rainbow we need to cut down on this reading crap. It's getting all over my side of the brain."
- >"No way! The new book came out, of COURSE it's on my mind!"
- "It seems like every week a new one comes out."
- >Rainbow takes to the air. "Yeah, well it's always good, so don't hate!"
- >Jesus fucking christ having two limbs poking out of your back still feels weird.
- >Fluttershy coughed to get attention. "You two could read together! It could help build a friendship."
- >What, is she the new Twilight?
- >Rainbow snorts. "Yeah, thanks TWILIGHT."
- >FUCK THIS IS NOT OKAY
- >You are slowly becoming assimilated. This stops now.
- "Great idea, Fluttershy!"
- >She smiles proudly, and Dash sighs, unable to argue with her. "This won't last that long. Just keep telling yourself that, Rainbow."
- >You put your hoof to your chin
- "Wasn't the first time I've heard that, definitely won't be the last."
- >"Ugh. Let's just roll the stormclouds in and get today over with."
- >Fluttershy stutters and holds out a hoof. "U-um, c-can we have a sleepover tonight?"
- >Rainbow blinks. "Sure, Flutters. My place?"
- >"If you're okay with that, yes."
- "Sweet. I've always wanted to know what shitty B movies are like in Equestria."
- >"Hah, yeah! I have a lot of those!" Rainbow started floating out the room. "Alright, see ya then, 'Shy!"
- >You've found the feeling of wind rushing past your face as you glide by quite addictive. Rainbow grins as she picks up speed
- >"You ever gone this fast, Anon?" She asks, flying straight up and spinning. You decide not to mention cars and planes
- >After all, this is a completely different feeling of freedom. Your eyes burn and your stomach tosses, but it's all kept in check
- >She eventually stops, closing her eyes and hovering in mid air. "Heh, you don't have to thank me. I'm naturally this awesome."
- >You crack open one of the eyes and see Cloudkicker staring. "You uh, you okay Dash?"
- >Dash blushes and grins. "Uh yeah, why do you ask?"
- >"Who were you talking to?"
- >"No one!"
- >
- >"Well, you gonna get to work, Dash?" She waves her over. "We got the clouds coming in from the north."
- >"Yeah, no problem."
- >They both moved towards the formation of rapidly greying clouds, mostly in silence. You tried your damndest not to look down
- >Oh god you looked down. Now you're trying desperately to keep from chucking up your lunch. Hey, wait a second
- >You realize you have an opportunity no one in the history of ever has had
- >To vomit a lunch you didn't eat.
- >You could make history.
- >Rainbow starts sweating, looking from side to side. You can tell she's desperate to stop you, but can't tell you to
- 'If you keep looking around, it'll happen.'
- >Rainbow quickly closes her eyes and whispers. "Don't you dare."
- >You don't actually plan to. That'd be gross. Especially for whatever's on the ground
- >But you grin nonetheless
- 'I can't hear you. What'd you say?'
- >"I said don't--"
- >"Dash, look where you're flying!"
- >As soon as she heard Cloudkicker, she opened her eyes just in time to see the cloud she then crashed into
- >Several shocks rippled throughout your body, and you popped out with soaked hair on one end and spiked fur on the other
- 'Son of a BITCH that hurt...'
- >"Damnit, Anon!"
- >The other pegasus raised her arms. "WHO are you talking to?!"
- >"None of your--" Dash stopped herself, shaking the water out of her mane. "Sorry, just...distracted."
- >"Well, you need to stop being distracted! We can't have you being a liability like this."
- >Rainbow was about to snap back, and you nodded.
- "Sorry, I'll get focused."
- >Cloudkicker nodded and went back to her area. Rainbow sighed. "Thanks."
- >It was mostly silent afterwards, shifting clouds and trying not to let them burst
- >You were unsure about how the whole process worked, but as it continued it seemed to come quite naturally.
- >Through the thousands of hours Rainbow Dash had in practice, the muscle memory was strong enough for you to grasp
- >It would have become tedious, but the view from below and above were amazing enough for you to keep entertained.
- >"Uh, Anon, can I have my eyes?" She asked, somewhat annoyed.
- 'It's really hard not to look.'
- >You try to hand over control, but occasionally something catches your eye, and you stare for a second too long
- >"I know what you mean."
- >Again, a silence passed between your minds. But it's not awkward, it just sort of hangs there, with the whistling wind
- >A completely different experience from being inside Fluttershy
- >HEYOOOOO
- >Rainbow's eye twitches. Apparently you thought that loud enough for her to hear.
- >"Were you this big of a pain in her head?"
- >You grin
- 'Probably more annoying, to be honest.'
- >"Yeah, well she's my best friend. Like I even need to tell you that. So don't get on her bad side."
- >You let out an agreeing hum
- 'I don't know all that much about your history together, other than you were schoolmates.'
- >She puffs her chest out, giving a confident chuckle. "I'm how she got her cutimark"
- 'To be fair, you also nearly killed her.'
- >"H-hey! She was fine!" She slumped over, continuing to push the cloud. "I beat myself up enough for that."
- >You feel as though a large weight sits ontop of you, and ease off.
- >Eventually, the clouds are all in place, and it's evening. The weather pegasai all raise themselves above the clouds
- >"Alright, everypony!" The lead pegasus shouts out. "Let's get this started and get home!"
- >On the count of 3, everyone kicks their section of cloud, and quickly dives down, trying to get back to their houses
- >Aside from you, that is. You continue flying up for a bit until you get to your houuuholy SHIT that is a big mansion
- 'So uh, we'll be safe from the storm here, right?'
- >"Don't worry, I raised it above where the clouds'll go."
- >You land on the porch, and for a second your heart leaps as you start sinking
- >You bounce back up, though, and the cloud becomes steady below you. Being a pegasus is pretty strange.
- >The door is already open, and you enter, Fluttershy sitting on the couch and reading.
- >"Oh, Rainbow Dash, Anon! Hello!"
- >Now, you don't particularly mind being stalked, if it's Fluttershy. It's still kind of distressing, though
- >What with the thunder in the distance and the sky quickly blackening.
- >"Relaaax, Anon." Rainbow waves her hoof. "After all, how would she get up here if the storm already started?"
- >"Is he alright?" Fluttershy asked, placing the book down.
- >"Yeah, of course I am!"
- >Wait. That wasn't you.
- >Fluttershy nodded. "Good!"
- >"After all, I have you, don't I?"
- >This blue bitch is going for a prank.
- >You like her moxie.
- >The ride continues.
- >"U-um, of course, Anon!"
- >Rainbow sits down next to her. "Let's pretend like Dashie isn't here for a moment..."
- >Real life is jokes.
- >Fluttershy raises an eyebrow. "You don't actually think I'm going to do anything with Rainbow's body, right?"
- >Rainbow laughs. "I'm just messing with you, 'Shy!"
- >Fluttershy crossed her arms and leaned back. "It's not a nice joke, Rainbow."
- >You get the feeling Rainbow makes fun of Flutters a lot on this general subject
- "To be fair, Fluttershy, I probably would have offered the same thing. Except not as a joke."
- >You don a shit eating grin. It looks more fitting on Rainbow than Flutters, but you're not sure if that's better
- "But I would totally claim it's a joke if you refused. I win either way."
- >Fluttershy sighed and blushed.
- >You wonder why you have friends.
- >"C'mon, I'll get the movie started! Flutters, get the popcorn!"
- >"We haven't had dinner yet!"
- >Rainbw rolled her eyes. "That's not what sleepovers are for!"
- "I agree with the multi-hued relatively high speed one. I haven't eaten junk food in ages!"
- >"Relatively?!" Rainbow scoffed.
- >Fluttershy clicked her tongue. "Fine, but we have to eat something other than candy."
- >"Awwwww." Rainbow whined. "Fiiine. I have some pre-made food, I'll heat it up. You pick the movie."
- >You're then carted into the absurdly large kitchen.
- "So, element of Honesty, how did you get a house this big?"
- >"Uhh, I'm the element of Loyalty."
- "Hah, how can you be loyal if you switched out your element? Checkmate."
- >"What are y--You know what? I can't do this with you right now."
- "So how'd you get the house?"
- >She shrugs. "I dunno."
- >
- >What a bitch.
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