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- >The day has come at last.
- >You gave Lightning a cheese stick and told him and Berry that yes, it was baby time.
- >The green light seems to have had an effect on Lightning.
- >”Bewwy weady make babehs?” he purrs.
- >Berry has been plopped down in the center of the pen with her ass in the air for ten minutes.
- >”Bewwy say weady! Say weady a wot!”
- >Lightning continues to slink in circles around his mate, nuzzling her happily.
- >You just sit and watch, eating your panini.
- >”Make Bewwy feew goo' feew.”
- >”Wightnin' make huggies now!”
- >Berry is getting annoyed, which makes you smile a little.
- “I think she's ready, Lightning.”
- >He looks up at you and turns up his nose.
- >”Wucy no makin' huggies. Wightnin' know wha' doin'.”
- >You almost drop your panini.
- “Don't you talk back to me!”
- >He gulps loudly. “Sowwy, no mean be bad, sowwy...”
- >Okay, that was a stronger tone than you meant to use...perhaps a bit of your mother coming out.
- >Or Sarah.
- >You take a moment to compose yourself.
- “I'm sorry. It's okay, go ahead.”
- >He mounts up. Slightly embarrassed, you turn away and busy yourself with your laptop.
- >That's when you hear it.
- >”Eenf!”
- >Now, you've heard the eenf before.
- >When you worked at that shelter in college, some of the strays would do it, and end up making foals nobody would adopt.
- >Those noises, however, were like squeaky toys, short and high-pitched.
- >”Eenf! Eenf!”
- >This sounds like a fluffy pony Barry White making sweet love.
- >You try to ignore it.
- >In fact, you take off your cap and look for your headphones to drown out the noise.
- >You left them at home.
- >For the next half hour, you are subjected to an assault of low, determined, sexy eenf.
- >Regular fluffies are done in three minutes, tops.
- >Lightning is still going strong.
- >You can't help but turn and look at them now.
- >The scene nearly makes you do a spit take with the Coke in your mouth.
- >Berry looks utterly bored.
- >She's batting the red ball between her front hooves.
- >”Fwiend haf goo' feew?” Lightning asks.
- >”No haf, mo' huggies,” she replies.
- >When she sees you looking at her, her face becomes a bit scared.
- >You smile at her to reassure her that it's okay.
- >Lightning takes this as an approval of his performance, so he hams it up even more.
- >”Makin goo' huggies! Bewwy haf da goo' feews!” he coos...interspersed with eenfs.
- >Ten minutes later, he's still at it.
- >”Bewwy nee' make poopies...”
- >”Wai'! Wightnin' haf goo' feew soon!”
- >Sarah is going to flip her shit if Walter sold her a dud male.
- >Berry forces him to dismount so she can use the bathroom.
- >He spends those seconds in a tizzy, running in a circle and looking tremendously impatient.
- >Thankfully, you don't get an eyeful of alicorn dong.
- >She finishes and comes back, plopping down with her tail up.
- >Lightning mounts her in a flash, and the eenfs flow again.
- >It's been almost an hour since he started.
- >A regular fluffy would have died by now.
- >You go back to your laptop, but soon you hear a noise that you have never heard before.
- >A long, low 'eeeeee', which quickly becomes a higher pitched tone, then explodes into a warbling 'nnnnnnnnnnnnf!'
- >Lightning falls off of Berry, panting with a smile on his face.
- >Before you can even get up to check on him, he's out like a light, breathing rhythmically.
- >Berry gets to her hooves and walks away.
- >”No wike dis. A'ways ge' yikky stickies.”
- >You look at her rear end; it is drenched in white.
- “Ew...”
- >Well, you've got to clean her, so you pick her up and take her to the sinks.
- >Erk. She's almost too big to fit in them.
- >”Wucy take sticky 'way?”
- “I'll do my best...”
- >You've washed some nasty fluffy ponies in your time.
- >Covered with shit and piss, dirt and blood, all manner of mysterious bodily fluids.
- >Never, however, one just drenched in jizz.
- >Hell, you don't even know if she got any in her.
- >Thinking about how you'd have to determine that makes you gag a little.
- >Gotta change the subject.
- “If you don't like hugs like this, why don't you tell Lightning?”
- >”Wightnin' feew wike big poni when make dese huggies. No wan' make Wightnin' feew bad.”
- >Aw, how sweet. She tolerates him, just like most girlfriends.
- “You could at least tell him to hurry up.”
- >”Is okay. Bewwy wan' make him happy.”
- >You smile again, but that fades when you have to scrub her rear. Ew.
- >Soon enough, though, it's over, and Berry is once again pink.
- >You dry her off with a fluffy towel and put her back with Lightning.
- >She cuddles up to him and falls asleep. For his part, he's making a snoring noise.
- >They are so cute together!
- >You're just about to go back to your laptop when you hear a quiet knock.
- >Damn it, you've got the closed sign up. Can't they re–
- >Oh. It's Sarah. You let her in.
- >She glances over at the sleeping alicorns as she enters.
- “Why do you have blood on your cheek?”
- >She stops cold, feeling her face.
- >”Oh...that. Don't worry about it.”
- “Are you okay?”
- >”Yeah, I'm fine,” she says, grabbing a tissue out of your box on the desk. “How are they doing?”
- >You blush slightly.
- “They just...um...”
- >She waits for you to finish; when you don't, she smirks. “Fucked?”
- “Yes, that. It took Lightning almost an hour to 'feel the good feel'.”
- >”I didn't know a fluffy could survive an hour of sex.”
- >You shrug awkwardly.
- “So, what brings you here?”
- >”Just seeing how things were getting on.”
- “Oh, fine. They're a very cute couple! And so well behaved, too.”
- >Sarah nods absently, wiping the blood off her cheek.
- “Are you sure you're okay?”
- >She pins you down with an odd look.
- >”When was the last time you saw Tiffany?”
- >You blink at the odd question.
- “You know I don't talk to her, she's a lunatic.”
- >Sarah tosses the tissue softly into the trash can, and begins to head to the door.
- >When she reaches it, she looks back.
- >”Maybe I should start following your example.”
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