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- What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation
- Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter
- It's accrual world
- How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value
- While talking about journal entries "dear journal, been talking about accounting for hours, FML"
- There's no accounting for taste - or taste for accounting. One of those
- What did Scotty say when Kirk asked him to process payroll? Account do it captain
- What does the accountant say before getting off the subway? Mind the GAAP
- Our accounting team is a credit to the company
- We're all just COGS in the journal entry
- I've been trying to come up with accrued joke, but can't think of one that's work appropriate
- How does the basketball hoop / hockey goal company measure how much money they make? Net Income
- We should come up with an amortization schedule for our exception list (you had to be there - or maybe not)
- I'm on a payroll with my accounting jokes
- I'm not fiscally capable of listening to more about accounting
- Who played batman's accountant? Heath "Ledger"
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