Normalfag Anon in Equestria (updated 9/9/14)

>You are anon
>It's your day off work
>Just cruising down some country road in your muscle car
>Crossing the river
>Before you get to the end of the bridge, your field of vision gets wavy, the way it looks over a hot grill
>Not sensing danger, you just keep going
>When you touch the shimmering air, you feel something like an electric shock jolt through your body
>Vision goes dark
>Silence
>You pick your head up off the wheel
>Car's not moving, everything seems fine
>You shake the cloudiness out of your head
>Your eyes go wide when you observe your surroundings
>You slowly step out of the car
Where the FUCK am I??
>The road, the bridge, they're gone
>You're in the middle of the woods
>Looking at the trees, you cant seem to identify them
>It's as if you've suddenly been transported to the middle of nowhere
>You check your phone
>No signal
>Fucking great
>You light a cigarette and lean against the hood
>It's not even warm
Man, how long have I been out?
>There's no way you can drive your car anywhere, trees are too close
>This ain't no innawoods car anyway
>You decide you might as well explore, seeing as you don't have gps.
>You lock up, take your keys and head in the direction of the sun
>After about 15-20 minutes you've gone half a mile by your estimate
>Luckily there isn't really too much undergrowth in these woods
>You wonder why though, the woods back home are thick as fuck
>Still walking, the trees begin to thin out and you can see what may well be the edge of the woods
>Continuing into the clearing, you can make out a cottage in the distance
>You're pretty damn lucky to have chosen this direction, you think
>You can see some movement near the cottage
Alright, cool. At least I'm not alone out here.
>when you get close enough, you begin to realize the figure you're observing is definitely not human, but a quadruped
>You ease your pace when you think you're within earshot of... whatever that is
>You stop behind one of the last few trees
>You can see it pretty well
>It almost seems to be some sort of equine, but the proportions are a little off and its coloration is definitely not that of any normal horse
>Its mane and tail are a light pink, its coat a soft yellow
>You move up to the last tree
Are those... Wings? The fuck?
>Yeah, those are wings
>Now you're fuckin curious
>You are gonna have to see this shit up close
>You creep closer
Equine plus wings... I guess that makes this a pegasus?
>But aren't pegasi mythical creatures?
>You're starting to wonder exactly how far from home you are
>You'll figure that out later, you have to check out this pegasus
>You're not a stranger to equines, you're pretty sure that it, she, you can tell now, is friendly, judging by the way she's interacting with some rabbits
>Fuck it, you're gonna try to approach her
>You know that in order to do so, you have to make your presence known without startling her
>You drag your feet a little before you step out from behind the tree
>Her ears stand up and she looks in your direction
>As you approach In a nonthreatening manner, you watch her take in the sight of what must be the first human she's seen
>Her eyes go wide and her jaw drops, a little squeak escaping from her mouth
>But damn are those some big eyes
>You keep approaching
>She's standing perfectly still, bewildered it seems
>You're within about ten feet of her now
>This pegasus, although pretty small (less than four feet high at the head) is nonetheless magnificent
>Her eyes are still looking you up and down
>You softly speak to her
Wow. You are beautiful.
I can't believe my eyes
>She seems surprised by your speech
>A few soft sounds are her reply
>[squeak]"b-b..."
>She tilts her head down a bit, she's peeking out from behind her mane
>Yeah, that's pretty damn cute
>You can't help but smile at her
>You're still slowly inching closer
>She closes her mouth and swallows
>She opens it again with a quiver of the lip
>"Y-you can talk?"
>She doesn't seem to make "normal horse sounds" but her voice is soft, soothing
>Wait
>Wut
>Hold the fucking phone
>WHAT?
>She talked
>Talked
>A pegasus just talked to you
>Now you're the one with your jaw hanging open
>Well, you guess you should answer her
>You clear your throat and look her in the eyes
Yes, I can. I'm... equally surprised that you can talk.
>"I-I... what sort of creature are you?"
I'm a human. You're a pegasus, right?
>"mhmm. b-but humans are mythical creatures."
So are pegasi. At least they were until now.
>She raises an eyebrow when you call pegasi mythical creatures
>"Y-you're not from around here, huh?"
I'm not even sure I'm from the same planet. I have no idea how I got here.
>"W-well I-I've read tall tales about humans in storybooks, b-but I never thought I'd see one."
I could say the same about you.
>The though of how fucking weird this all is keeps racing around the back of your mind
>This can't be real
>Yet, here you stand, conversing with a shy, yet curious pegasus
>You stare into those big, blue eyes of hers
>It is becoming apparent to you that you are probably just as curious
>The shy little pegasus notices your focused gaze and recedes further behind her mane
>Deciding it's best to break this awkward silence, you speak again:
I apologize for not saying so earlier, My name is Anon, what's yours?
>"Oh, uh", she looks up at you for a second, then down at her hooves,"m-mynamesFluttershy."
>You could barely hear that last bit
>Boy is she shy
I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that.
>"My name is Fluttershy."
>Holy shit, she is aptly named
>You notice her... butt-tattoo thing
>It's butterflies
>You have no clue what that means, but it seems to suit her
Well, Fluttershy, It's nice to formally meet you.
>You smile and nod as you touch the tip of your hat bill
>She quickly averts her gaze
>Not, however, before you see a blush rise to her cheeks
>Great, now your big alien ass has embarrassed her, or some shit
>You've got no idea how shit is gonna turn out if you scare Fluttershy off right now.
Uh, perhaps you'd be more comfortable if we went inside, where we could sit down?
>She looks back at you
>"G-go inside? O-okay."
>She turns and begins to walk toward the cottage
>You follow her
>Kinda big place for a little pegasus
>Lucky break for you, though, it is cooler in here
>When you get inside, you shut the door behind you
>Fluttershy gingerly takes a seat
>You sit on the couch, it being the only piece of furniture large enough to hold you
>She seems a little nervous still, but being inside her cottage is calming her down a bit
>"So, um, you don't know how you got here?"
Nope. I don't have a clue. Where is -here- anyway?
>"Well this is my cottage..."
Mhmm
>"Uh-and were just outside the town of Ponyville."
>Town? Ponyville?
>"Ye-"
>You interrupt her:
There's a town? and there must be more like you? Pegasi?
>She jumps a little when your voice picks up volume and lets out a cute little gasp
>Why are you getting excited about this shit?
>How is one creature able to be so damn cute?
>"Mmyeah, there's pegasi, unicorns, and earth ponies, all living together here in Ponyville."
>Fucking
>Unicorns
>This is one weird goddamn day
>How did you end up in some strange place, filled with mythical creatures?
Could you tell me about all of them?
>You smile at her
I'd be quite grateful. I'd like to hear about you pegasi first if you don't mind.
>You're curious for sure, but you also feel that she might be less nervous if the topic was her own kind
>Fluttershy explains the basics about the three type of ponies
>Pegasi are light, have wings, and of course can fly
>Unicorns have horns, which give them magical abilities
>Earth ponies, while not possessed of either of those abilities, have great strength of will and body
>As you begin to ask Flutershy a question, she interrupts you
>She must be getting more comfortable around you
>"U-um Anon?"
Yeah?
>She squeaks and looks down at the ground
>"Earlier, w-when we were outside... you said I was... b-beautiful. Did you really mean that?"
>Well, that certainly caught you off guard
>You didn't know she could understand you when you said that
>You're starting to blush
>Where is this going?
>Yep, you're flirting with a pegasus, but hey you've always went with the flow
>Your degenerate side comes out to play
>You lean in closer to Fluttershy
Of course I meant it.
>You slide a finger under her chin, directing her to look up at you
>You look into those big eyes of hers
You are beautiful.
>With your other hand you brush her mane from in front of her face
Especially your eyes, they're gorgeous.
>She doesn't seem to know how to react to this, she doesn't make any attempt to pull away
>Plus, she's blushing harder than you've ever seen before
>You blush more at this
>God damn, she's adorable
>Thoughts that should be present like how you'd never would've done anything like this back home are nowhere near the forefront of your mind anymore
>you slide your thumb along her cheek
>her fur is unbelievably soft
>Fluttershy is meeting your gaze
>It's not fear in her eyes, maybe a little uncertainty, but also something else
>you know that look
>This pagasus wants the D!
>hell if you can't find a good reason to object, either
>just go with the flow
>It's not like anyone you know could ever find out about this.
>any of this. Fuck.
>As you lean closer still, you give her a smile and return the look what's written in her eyes
>She gives her lower lip a bite
>damn she's cute
>you slowly close the distance between your lips and hers
>Fluttershy lets out a small gasp when she realizes what's coming
>Your lips meet hers and you plant a small kiss before backing off
>You leave just a fraction of an inch between the two of you
>You wait for her to break the barrier
>She leans forward to kiss you again
>You introduce the tongue this time
>She returns every bit of passion you give her, moaning softly into the kiss
>Your lips smack as you break the kiss
>The trepidation you saw in her eyes earlier is gone, you see now a hunger for more
>You take your hands and run them down her sides, then draw a finger up her chest, all the way up her chin
>Fluttershy give another gasp and a moan, biting her lip
>It comes to mind that she's probably never been touched like this
>With a pair of hands
>You're still sitting, she's standing in front of you
>You take notice of a drop hitting the floor behind her
>wow, she's dripping wet already
>"Wonder if more ponies are this... affected by these digits." you think
>You slowly stand up and move to her side
>Continuing petting and caressing her, watching her get even wetter, hearing her cute little gasps and moans
>you are rock fucking hard
>You reach back and give her ass a squeeze, getting a big gasp out of her
>What a nice ass
>Your dick's about to pierce your jeans
>Fluttershy takes notice of the obvious bulge
>"Is that-?"
>You unzip your jeans and your cock springs out into view
Yes it is.
>You stroke your member a few times for good measure
>She stares at it, biting her lip some more
>She starts to lower her front half and raise her rear
>She parts her lips and leans closer and closer to your dick
>You have no doubt how bad she wants it
>She glances up at you, before squeaking and closing her eyes and looking back at your member
>You twitch it as she gets close
>Fluttershy jumps a bit at the tip strikes her nose
>You chuckle at her innocence, wondering if she's ever seen a dick up close
>You stand up, the anticipation is too much
>You scratch behind her ears
>"mmmh"
>You drag your fingernails along her back as you move behind her, feeling her shiver from your touch
>Standing back, you admire the view
>She holds her tail aside and looks back at you
>Fluttershy has a nice, round ass and a dripping little pussy
>You smack your dick against her marehood a couple times, a wet 'slapslapslap' is heard
>The muscles in her ass ripple
Is this what you want?
>"m-mhmm", an almost whisper
>For right now, the thought of how weird this day is getting doesn't cross your mind
>All you're thinking about is giving this sexy little pony the ride of her life
>You take a firm hold of her hips and push your cock in slowly, all the way to the hilt
>"MMMMMMMmmmmmfff"
>God damn, she's hot
OOh
>You've never had a warmth like this enveloping your dick
>You pull all the way out then push back in again
>She feels fucking amazing
>You begin thrusting into her
>"A-AAHHH"
>Working deeper, you pick up your pace
>"AHHNN! OHH!"
>Up until now, Fluttershy was, well, shy and quiet
>She's not quiet now, she's getting pretty loud
>You pound into her, quickly gaining speed
>There is an audible smack when your bodies collide
>Fluttershy lets out a huge gasp
>"AAAhhhhhh MMYEAHH!"
>Wow, you bet that if there was someone around, they could probably hear her outside
>That thought was more fitting than you knew
>You are too busy to notice a blue streak approach the wall of the cottage

>You are Rainbow Dash
>You were flying by chance overhead of Fluttershy's cottage when you head her cry out
>There's no way you could let this go, whatever's going on
>You land nearby and creep up as fast as you can go without making a lot of noise
>>"AAAAHHHHNN!"
>You jump
>Fluttershy is in trouble, you need to do something
>You get up to the door and pshyche yourself up to bust in
>"OHHhh, YEAAHHH!"
Waitaminnit
>That sounds more like...
>Your cheeks go red when you realize what's actually going on in there
>She's never been with anypony before, you've known her for a long time
>Fluttershy is definitely with someone right now
>You never imagined she would be so loud
>Damn, this is kinda hot
Wonder who's in there.
>You feel a warmth grow between your back legs
>You move around the walls, trying to find a way to see the action
>You find a window to spy through
>You're disappointed when you realize you found your vantage point too late
>You see him pulling up his pants and heading to the door, Fluttershy lays sprawled on the ground, her tongue hanging out
Hold on, thaaat's not a pony...
>You chuckle to yourself a bit, making a joke in your head
>You knew Fluttershy had an affinity for animals, but this is ridiculous
>You need to know more

>Be Anon
>You're giving it to FLuttershy good
>You've still got a while before you near the edge
>You do some exploring with your hands
>You run your fingers along the undersides of her wings
>She lets out another big gasp, her breath hitching
>She starts clamping down on your dick
>This is new
>Her muscles begin contracting, kneading you
>She moans in time with the contractions
Ah, shit
>Shes cumming hard
>It's too much, you come shortly after Fluttershy
>You hold on for dear life as you drain your balls into her
NNNNnggh
>You pull out and release your grip
>A thick line of cum drips from her pussy
>Fluttershy flops to the ground, panting
Hoo, fuck!
>You haven't came this hard in a long time
>You pull your pants up and head for the door
>You definitely need a smoke
I'm gonna step out for a bit
>She can't manage much more than a slight noise in reply, you fucked the shit out of her
>You walk outside and take a look at the woods, you can smell the fresh air
>As of right now, you're pretty damn ok with this "Equestria" place
>You open your pack and put a cigarette in your mouth
>Just as you're about to light it you find yourself on the ground, the wind knocked out of you
>It feels as though there's a weight on your chest
>You raise an arm and grope in the general direction
>You find something like a fuzzy limb
>You wheeze, seizing the object in your grasp and prying open your eyes to see what the hell happened just now
>Sitting up and squeezing tighter, your vision finally comes into focus
>You see a pegasus slumped over your chest
>This one's light blue with a rainbow mane and tail
>You drop the fist you had raised
>Doesn't look like you'll need to defend yourself
>You groan as you sit up further, propping yourself on an elbow
>She groans herself, as picks her head up
>You instinctively cup your free hand to her cheek
Hey there, you alright?
>She presses her head into the palm of your hand
>"nyeah, I-Iiii'm oka-"
>Her eyes snap open
>With a powerful flap of her wings she propels herself off of you and lands a few feet away form yours
>"H-hey! You just hold on now!"
>Her tomboy-ish voice cracks
>she's blushing fairly obviously
>"What's your name, better yet, what are you?", the rainbow-maned pegasus barks