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  1. [21:10] Salmander Roll perception everyone in the rec room
  2. [21:10] TheRaven "Look, all I'm sayin' is that at some point, I'm expecting a reproductive organ the size of a freight train to come outta there, and I want nothing to do with it."
  3. [21:10] TheRaven 6df+6
  4. [21:11] Grape TheRaven: 7 (6df+6=0, +, -, -, +, +)
  5. [21:11] NullAshton 6df+8
  6. [21:11] Grape NullAshton: 8 (6df+8=0, 0, +, -, -, +)
  7. [21:11] Pemander 6df+7
  8. [21:11] Grape Pemander: 7 (6df+7=0, +, -, 0, +, -)
  9. [21:12] Sequence Eva spits her tea
  10. [21:12] Sequence 6df+4
  11. [21:12] Grape Sequence: 8 (6df+4=+, -, +, +, +, +)
  12. [21:12] Salmander Everyone notices a giant eyeball peering at them from the cabinet. In spite of its lack of eyelids, it's somehow able to blink every so often
  13. [21:12] Sequence "Oh, fuck."
  14. [21:13] Pemander "Madre Maria..."
  15. [21:13] TheRaven Taggart flips around his rifle, and chambers a round. "The fuck is that?"
  16. [21:13] Salmander An eyeball
  17. [21:13] Sequence Eva perks up a bit. "Hey, if that's separate from Heart, that means that Heart can have a friend now!"
  18. [21:13] Salmander Its iris is hazel
  19. [21:13] Sequence "Hey, could you please blink twice if you can understand me?"
  20. [21:13] Salmander It blinks twice
  21. [21:14] Salmander The pupil and iris move around, looking at everyone
  22. [21:14] Pemander Gallus waves hesitantly.
  23. [21:14] Sequence "Are you part of Heart? Blink twice again, please."
  24. [21:14] TheRaven He lowers his rifle slightly, putting the safety back on.
  25. [21:15] Salmander It doesn't blink at all, instead its pupil shifts some more
  26. [21:15] NullAshton Dmitri stares at the eyeball for a second, before taking his pistol out. "The bloody..." He gets on the radio, saying, << There's an... eyeball, in the rec room. Somehow. >>
  27. [21:15] Pemander "Ay, Ojo Grande. Are you here to cause trouble? Blink twice if yes."
  28. [21:16] Salmander It doesn't blink
  29. [21:17] Salmander <<Copy. Stand by.>>
  30. [21:17] Sequence "Are you related to Heart? One blink for no, two for yes."
  31. [21:17] Mr_Wilt Nolan continues his rounds, munching on his croissant as he passes by the rec room. "Hey guys, what's going on h-"
  32. [21:17] Salmander It doesn't blink
  33. [21:17] Mr_Wilt He promptly drops his croissant.
  34. [21:17] NullAshton Dmitri steps outside the rec room for the time being. He wants to shoot this thing. He really really wants to shoot this thing.
  35. [21:17] Pemander "A giant Corazon and a giant Ojo and they're not related. Que la chingana..."
  36. [21:18] TheRaven "Anyone else get the feeling we're being watched?"
  37. [21:18] Sequence Eva laughs.
  38. [21:19] Mr_Wilt Nolan enters the rec room, and stares at the eyeball.
  39. [21:19] Sequence "Do you know how you got here, Mrs. Eyball?"
  40. [21:19] Mr_Wilt "Quite the organ problem we have around here."
  41. [21:19] NullAshton "Look up briefly at the ceiling if you can understand what I am saying."
  42. [21:19] Salmander It doesn't blink
  43. [21:20] Salmander It looks up
  44. [21:20] NullAshton "Are you related to the giant heart upstairs? Look up again if yes, down if no."
  45. [21:21] Salmander Compelling Paranoia on Dmitri to have him freak out a bit more
  46. [21:21] Salmander It doesn't move
  47. [21:21] Pemander "I'm confused...did we not already ask these questions?"
  48. [21:21] Mr_Wilt "What method have you guys been using for yes/no questions?"
  49. [21:21] Pemander "Ojo Grande, are you from the big red pool? Blink twice if so."
  50. [21:21] Salmander It blinks twice
  51. [21:22] TheRaven "I say we turn around, slowly walk out, brick the room up, and forget it."
  52. [21:22] Pemander "Aha! Now we are getting somewhere."
  53. [21:22] Pemander "Oh, be nice ese. Ojo Grande will cry."
  54. [21:22] Pemander Gallus laughs.
  55. [21:22] |<-- Bouncl has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 7.0.1/20110928134238])
  56. [21:22] Mr_Wilt "Right. Big Eye, are you aware there's another giant, sapient organ around the site? Blink twice if yes."
  57. [21:23] Salmander <<Poolboys you are instructed to take the eyeball to the heart on the roof. Agent Strakovsky has been requested to complete this.>>
  58. [21:23] Salmander It doesn't blink
  59. [21:23] -->| Bouncl (~chatzilla@synIRC-EB83E98F.washdc.fios.verizon.net) has joined #farrecon
  60. [21:23] Sequence "Can we move you without hurting you, Mrs. Eyeball? Look up for yes."
  61. [21:23] Salmander It looks up
  62. [21:25] Salmander It looks at the pistol Dmitri has pointed at it
  63. [21:26] Sequence Eva frowns at Dmitri. "Put that away, she hasn't done anything to you."
  64. [21:26] Pemander "Si, but how do we know it is a chica?"
  65. [21:26] Salmander The eye's about the 3 feet in diameter
  66. [21:27] Mr_Wilt "Well, we already called the heart a mister."
  67. [21:27] Mr_Wilt "It's fair to alternate."
  68. [21:27] NullAshton Dmitri shakes his head at Eva. "No. If that thing endangers everyone, I need to be prepared. Do we have a cart or something to move the eyeball on?"
  69. [21:27] TheRaven "I sort of doubt we've got a designated eye cart."
  70. [21:27] Salmander It blinks again
  71. [21:28] Sequence "I could grab a trolly from Engineering."
  72. [21:28] NullAshton "That would work." He stays outside the room, gun trained on the eye.
  73. [21:28] Mr_Wilt "We could roll it."
  74. [21:28] Sequence Eva nips into Engineering, comes back with a cart.
  75. [21:29] Sequence "That would just get dirt and stuff on it!"
  76. [21:29] Mr_Wilt "It could just close itself."
  77. [21:30] Sequence Eva makes a face at Nolan.
  78. [21:30] Sequence "Alright, Mrs. Eyeball, how do we get you down from there..."
  79. [21:30] NullAshton Dmitri nods. "Get the eye onto it to take up to the heart, then." He moves a little closer, to have a better bead on it.
  80. [21:30] Salmander It's about at eye-level
  81. [21:30] Salmander Dohoho
  82. [21:31] Mr_Wilt Nolan counters the face with a friendly smile
  83. [21:31] Sequence Eva does her best to sort of pick the eye up and gently set it in the cart.
  84. [21:32] Salmander As she picks it up it closes, becoming fully enveloped in a sheet of skin, save for the eyelsahes and small crack at the front.
  85. [21:33] |<-- Mr_Wilt has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  86. [21:34] Sequence Eva arranges it on the cart, and then begins trundling off to the roof.
  87. [21:34] Pemander Gallus follows.
  88. [21:34] Salmander It looks about somewhat excitedly
  89. [21:35] -->| Mr_Wilt (Mibbit@synIRC-785B6912.cfl.res.rr.com) has joined #farrecon
  90. [21:37] Sequence Eva somehow manages to get the cart up the stairs, using HANDWAVIUM ENGINEER skills.
  91. [21:37] Mr_Wilt Nolan follows after, interested in the meeting between the two giant organs.
  92. [21:37] NullAshton Dmitri follows after with the gun. He lets the others hassle with the cart, as he's currently handling the task of OH GOD GIANT EYEBALL THAT MIGHT DO SOMETHING D:
  93. [21:37] Pemander Gallus gazes in awe of handwavium engineer skills.
  94. [21:37] Salmander The eye looks at wherever it is being taken
  95. [21:39] TheRaven Taggart is totally following them.
  96. [21:39] Sequence Eva finally gets to the roof! Engineer skills /rock/.
  97. [21:39] Salmander The heart sits there
  98. [21:39] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  99. [21:40] Salmander The eye stares at it, blinking rapidly
  100. [21:40] Pemander "Ah, love at first sight."
  101. [21:40] Pemander "Well, for one of them atleast."
  102. [21:40] Salmander LUB DUB LUB DUB
  103. [21:40] Mr_Wilt "Shit. That can't be good."
  104. [21:41] Mr_Wilt Nolan walks up to the heart, and pats it. "Come on, calm down. It's okay."
  105. [21:41] Salmander And then, the tendons beneath the heart shoot out at gently grab onto the eyeball
  106. [21:41] TheRaven He pops the live round out of his rifle, dropping it back into the magazine before closing the bolt and flipping the safety back on.
  107. [21:41] Pemander "Okay, I officially have no fucking clue what is going on in this place."
  108. [21:41] Mr_Wilt Nolan backs up a bit, and lets the heart do it's thing.
  109. [21:42] Salmander They lift the eyeball into the air as it keep blinking
  110. [21:42] Sequence Eva stares, absolutely delirious with excitement
  111. [21:42] Salmander LUB DUB LUB DUB
  112. [21:42] NullAshton Dmitri watches carefully. And then the heart gets louder. He totally did not see this coming at all. As the heart does that he... uh. Nope, not particularly opposed to any kind of injury the heart does to the eye. So he watches cautiously, ready to bolt if problems occur.
  113. [21:42] TheRaven "There's a giant heart on the rood and an eyeball in the break room, and this is what you don't get?"
  114. [21:42] |<-- Wombat has left irc.synirc.net (Ping timeout)
  115. [21:42] TheRaven *roof
  116. [21:42] Salmander And then it moves the eye down
  117. [21:42] Salmander Down down down
  118. [21:42] Salmander And into an artery
  119. [21:42] Salmander Where it disappears
  120. [21:43] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  121. [21:43] Sequence "Uh."
  122. [21:43] Pemander "That was a little upsetting."
  123. [21:43] Pemander Gallus vomits over the side of the roof.
  124. [21:43] TheRaven "Alright then."
  125. [21:43] Mr_Wilt "So that's it, Heart?"
  126. [21:43] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  127. [21:44] Sequence "Mr. Heart, is Mrs. Eyeball okay?"
  128. [21:44] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  129. [21:44] Mr_Wilt "Are these 'no's or are you just ignoring us?"
  130. [21:45] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  131. [21:45] Sequence "Mr. Heart, if you're paying attention, could you please beat louder?"
  132. [21:45] Salmander LUB DUB LUB DUB
  133. [21:46] Sequence "So, is Mrs. Eyeball okay? Softer for yes."
  134. [21:46] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  135. [21:47] Mr_Wilt "Is there anything you need us to get you settled in after that? Maybe some Tums?"
  136. [21:47] Mr_Wilt "Softer for yes."
  137. [21:47] Pemander Gallus laughs out loud.
  138. [21:48] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  139. [21:48] Pemander Then vomits over the side again.
  140. [21:48] Pemander "I think I may be coming down with something..."
  141. [21:48] Sequence "Are you and Mrs. Eyeball part of the same thing? Louder for yes."
  142. [21:48] NullAshton Dmitri takes a deep breath. Relax. "I'll be back downstairs," he says, backing away and downstairs. He heads over to the cabinet pistol still at the ready where the eye appeared, looking inside for anything unusual.
  143. [21:48] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  144. [21:48] Salmander nothing unusual
  145. [21:49] Mr_Wilt "Was that a yes for the Tums, or a yes for the 'anything else'?"
  146. [21:49] Mr_Wilt "Louder and softer, respectively."
  147. [21:49] NullAshton He checks to see if there's any marks where it appeared, if needed to make enough room for the eye.
  148. [21:50] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  149. [21:51] Mr_Wilt "Hmm. I don't know how to ask it what it needs with yes or no questions."
  150. [21:51] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  151. [21:52] Sequence "Easy, we play Twenty Questions."
  152. [21:52] Sequence "Is what you need a food item?"
  153. [21:52] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  154. [21:52] Sequence "Is what you need a physical item?"
  155. [21:53] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  156. [21:53] Pemander Gallus sinks down to the floor. "Adios hombres...necesito...sleep..."
  157. [21:53] Pemander Gallus passes out.
  158. [21:54] Mr_Wilt Nolan turns around. "Oh, shit. Do you have Twenty Questions from here? I'll take him down to medical."
  159. [21:55] Sequence Eva sighs. "Yep, I got it."
  160. [21:55] TheRaven "C'mon, I'll give you a hand."
  161. [21:55] Pemander "Papi...your breath smells..." Gallus is clearly delirious.
  162. [21:56] NullAshton Dmitri sighs. And no closer to figuring out what the hell that heart, and eye thing is. Damn. He goes back to the laptop he left in the corner and unlocks it, sending a e-mail to the security head seeing if there are surveillance recordings around. And if said recordings could be used to investigate the heart and eye's sudden appearances.
  163. [21:56] TheRaven He walks over to Nolan and Gallus, and helps them to medical.
  164. [21:57] |<-- Daedalize has left irc.synirc.net (Ping timeout)
  165. [21:57] Sequence "Heart, do you need a physical item? Louder for yes."
  166. [21:57] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  167. [21:57] -->| Daedalize (~Daedalize@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #farrecon
  168. [21:57] =-= Mode #farrecon +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
  169. [21:57] Sequence Eva stares at Heart.
  170. [21:57] Sequence "Heart, do you need friendship? Louder for yes."
  171. [21:57] Mr_Wilt Nolan leads Gallus down to medical with Taggart. "Sure is fun being security, huh?"
  172. [21:58] TheRaven "Fun is one way to put it."
  173. [21:58] Pemander "Security...we don't need no fucking security..." Still delirious.
  174. [21:59] Mr_Wilt "Sure we don't, buddy. Sure we don't."
  175. [22:00] -->| Dexanote_ (~chatzilla@synIRC-45EC61BA.home.cgocable.net) has joined #farrecon
  176. [22:00] Salmander LUB DUB LUB DUB
  177. [22:00] Sequence "Awww, Heart, I'll be your friend." Eva hugs Heart.
  178. [22:00] |<-- Dexanote has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 8.0/20111104165243])
  179. [22:01] Pemander "Someone...turn off that...musica...." Gallus pukes on Nolan's shoes. "Cockblocker..."
  180. [22:01] =-= Dexanote_ is now known as Dexanote
  181. [22:01] =-= Mode #farrecon +o Dexanote by ChanServ
  182. [22:01] Salmander LUB DUB LUB DUB
  183. [22:02] Mr_Wilt Nolan continues to trudge on with Gallus and Taggart, ignoring the vomit on his shoes. They weren't very good shoes, anyways.
  184. [22:04] |<-- E4D has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  185. [22:04] TheRaven "Christ. If a giant heart is this guy's gross-out threshold, he's not gonna last long."
  186. [22:04] Sequence Eva continues to hug Heart. "Do you want me to keep coming up here to talk to you?"
  187. [22:05] Salmander LUB DUB LUB DUB
  188. [22:05] Mr_Wilt "He just needs a little desensitizing, is all."
  189. [22:05] Sequence Eva pats the heart.
  190. [22:05] Pemander "I don't...want any muffins...idiota..."
  191. [22:05] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  192. [22:08] Pemander Gallus attempts to groggily pickpocket Nolan.
  193. [22:08] Sequence "So, do you like music, Heart?"
  194. [22:08] Pemander 6df+3 Pickpocket (-3 for sickness)
  195. [22:08] Grape Pemander: Pickpocket (-3 for sickness): 1 (6df+3=0, +, -, -, 0, -)
  196. [22:10] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  197. [22:10] Mr_Wilt 6df+4 Fuck you, cock.
  198. [22:10] Grape Mr_Wilt: Fuck you, cock.: 5 (6df+4=+, 0, -, +, 0, 0)
  199. [22:10] Salmander Nolan easily catches the attempted pickpocket
  200. [22:11] Mr_Wilt Nolan smacks Gallus across the head lightly. "Cut that out before I drop you."
  201. [22:12] Salmander Compelling hypersomnia on Nolan to have him feel sleepy
  202. [22:14] Sequence Eva sighs and leans against Heart. "Have you listened to any music, Heart?"
  203. [22:14] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  204. [22:14] Mr_Wilt Accepting hypersomnia.
  205. [22:14] Salmander Nolan will have -3 on all physical skills
  206. [22:15] Mr_Wilt Nolan starts to slow down for a bit, growing noticeably more tired. He rubs his face groggily with a free hand as he continues along with the two.
  207. [22:16] Pemander Gallus attempts to trip Nolan. "Where are you taking me...hijo de puta...?"
  208. [22:17] Pemander 6df+3 (-3 to sneak for sickness)
  209. [22:17] Grape Pemander: (-3 to sneak for sickness): 7 (6df+3=+, 0, +, +, 0, +)
  210. [22:17] Sequence "Do you want to listen to some music?:
  211. [22:17] Salmander LUB DUB LUB DUB
  212. [22:19] Sequence Eva laughs. "Alright, I'll go grab my laptop and show you some."
  213. [22:19] Salmander Roll pdef Nolan
  214. [22:19] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  215. [22:19] Sequence "No? You want me to stay?"
  216. [22:20] Mr_Wilt 6df+3 (-3 per Hypersomnia)
  217. [22:20] Grape Mr_Wilt: (-3 per Hypersomnia): 1 (6df+3=+, -, 0, -, 0, -)
  218. [22:20] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  219. [22:20] Salmander Nolan is tripped
  220. [22:20] Mr_Wilt Nolan falls on his face. Fuck.
  221. [22:21] Pemander Gallus rolls to the ground and attempts to pin Nolan. "I told you...NO MUFFINS!"
  222. [22:21] TheRaven Taggart goes to grab Gallus again.
  223. [22:21] Sequence "Alright, I'm going to go grab it." Eva detaches herself and traipses downstairs to grab her laptop.
  224. [22:21] Pemander 6df+2 Gallus struggles against Taggart (-3 for sickness)
  225. [22:21] Grape Pemander: Gallus struggles against Taggart (-3 for sickness): 4 (6df+2=-, +, +, +, +, -)
  226. [22:22] Salmander Roll athletics taggart
  227. [22:22] TheRaven 6df+5
  228. [22:22] Grape TheRaven: 8 (6df+5=+, -, 0, +, +, +)
  229. [22:22] Salmander Taggart pulls him off
  230. [22:23] Pemander Gallus vomits on Taggart's chest.
  231. [22:23] Pemander 1d10 vomit index
  232. [22:23] Grape Pemander: vomit index: 10 (1d10=10)
  233. [22:23] Sequence Eva appears just in time to see Gallus vomit. Eww.
  234. [22:23] Salmander There are semi-digested cheetos on Taggart
  235. [22:23] Sequence Double eww.
  236. [22:23] Salmander It smells like a mix of cheese and stomach bile
  237. [22:24] TheRaven "Oi, you alright man? Get u...oh you asshole. And I just got my boots shined up like I like them."
  238. [22:24] Salmander The cheetos are surrounded by white and red liquid
  239. [22:24] Sequence Eva slinks by them, looking disgusted.
  240. [22:24] Salmander It looks ridiculously nasty
  241. [22:24] Salmander And smells sickeningly sweet
  242. [22:24] Mr_Wilt Nolan gets up, and brushes himself off. "Right. Let's keep going." He wraps one of Gallus' arms around him, and waits for Taggart to continue on.
  243. [22:25] Pemander If Gallus was actually conscious right now, he would be thinking that Nolan is a really great guy and deserves some Eva love.
  244. [22:25] TheRaven He drags Gallus towards medical, muttering various obscenities.
  245. [22:25] Sequence Eva nips into her room, grabs her laptop, and slinks by them again, trying not to be noticed;
  246. [22:25] Sequence 6df sneaky sneaky
  247. [22:25] Grape Sequence: sneaky sneaky: -1 (6df=-, 0, -, +, -, +)
  248. [22:25] Salmander There's just a scruffy janitor moping up the barf
  249. [22:26] Salmander He sees Eva and winks at her, making a clicking noise with his mouth
  250. [22:26] Sequence Eva does her best not to look disgusted.
  251. [22:28] Salmander Heart is still on the roof
  252. [22:28] Salmander Beating away
  253. [22:28] Daedalize Sigrun is lying on a bed in medical, her leg wrapped up while the gas does its work.
  254. [22:28] Sequence Eva reaches the roof without any more incidents, and sets up her computer.
  255. [22:29] Mr_Wilt And once Nolan, Gallus, and Taggart make it to medical...
  256. [22:29] Salmander lub dub lub dub
  257. [22:29] Sequence Eva sets up her computer to play some dubstep. Why? Because it sounds like heartbeats and awesomeness, that's why.
  258. [22:30] Salmander %bwub wub wub wub
  259. [22:30] Salmander wub wub wub wub
  260. [22:30] TheRaven "Oi, any med staff around?"
  261. [22:30] Sequence "Do you like it, Heart?"
  262. [22:31] Salmander LUB DUB LUB DUB
  263. [22:31] Sequence Eva laughs.
  264. [22:31] Salmander Just a fat male nurse with chin hairs, sitting around and reading comic books.
  265. [22:32] Mr_Wilt Nolan trots Gallus over to a bed, and lays him down. "Hey, this guy's got some stomach problems."
  266. [22:33] Salmander The male nurse look over Gallus. "Howzzat?"
  267. [22:34] TheRaven Taggart heads for the nearest bathroom, and cleans off his boots. "Hell if we know. Went to check out the giant heart, he starts puking."
  268. [22:34] -->| Dae (~Daedalize@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #farrecon
  269. [22:34] |<-- Daedalize has left irc.synirc.net (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dae))
  270. [22:34] Salmander "Maybe it's because he saw a giant heart."
  271. [22:34] |<-- Mr_Wilt has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  272. [22:35] =-= Dae is now known as Daedalize
  273. [22:35] =-= Mode #farrecon +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
  274. [22:35] TheRaven "Just a giant heart, nothing to get too scared of.
  275. [22:35] TheRaven "
  276. [22:35] -->| Mr_Wilt (Mibbit@A0889ECE.1023C973.306722CC.IP) has joined #farrecon
  277. [22:35] Salmander "I'll give him a stomach pump."
  278. [22:35] Mr_Wilt "Cool, okay. I'm gonna go clean off my shoes."
  279. [22:36] TheRaven Taggart slips a note into Gallus's pocket. <You're an asshole. Stay off the roof, and keep away from my boots.>
  280. [22:36] TheRaven He then heads for his room.
  281. [22:37] Sequence Eva sits on the roof and plays dubstep really loud and chills with Heart.
  282. [22:37] Salmander LUB DUB LUB DUB
  283.  
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