The battle of the referral button

NAHR:
@prsho lol andrew are we sellouts now?
andrew could have made the star citizen link a little more subtle
its huge

PRSHO:
fuck no i want my share of the pie from this recruitment thing matt

NAHR:
its like "here buy this im definitely not a sellout"

PRSHO:
i dont care about being a sellout
we want that fucking fish tank
are you with us
or are you out

NAHR:
but we have to get like 25 people recruited before we get anything

PRSHO:
and thats why its so big
BIG IS BETTER
y do u think ryan n I make LOOOUD NOISES
when we throw our fits

NAHR:
Also the rewards arent giftable

PRSHO:
i wanna see that fuckn fish tank real bad tho matt

NAHR:
me and otwegian already have one

PRSHO:
i will see it on otwegians ship

NAHR:
its only for the hangar

PRSHO:
well wtf should i use my referral code

NAHR:
but andrew you should switch it to my code so I can get a ship cause otwegian doesnt want it

PRSHO:
stfu matt stop trying to being a snake like in adam and eve
i wont give in

SOME RANDOM BITCH:
i have a 45 dollar ship
i'll sell to somebody for 30
for star citizen

PRSHO:
god damnit you
you come in here
STEALING A POTENTIAL RECRUIT
WHO COULD USE OUR REFERRAL CODE
god
damnit

SOME RANDOM BITCH:
it doesn't work on my computer for whatever reason
the game just crashes..

PRSHO:
STOP IT
STOP GIVING OUT
BAD ADVERTISING
FOR OUR REFERRAL PROGRAM

SOME OTHER OTHER RANDOM BITCH:
Nahr what was your code again?

PRSHO:
STAR-72LN-RDZT
thats matts code
STAR-72LN-RDZT

NAHR:
that isnt my code lol

PRSHO:
STAR-72LN-RDZT
yes it is
thats matts code
STAR-72LN-RDZT
thats matts code

*matt demotes me to blue so I can't delete his code*

NAHR:
STAR-XBBD-S4RY is my code

PRSHO:
matt wtf u fiend
HOW DARE YOU
#WorseThanBrutus

NAHR:
you have nothing to gain by pushing his code any more

PRSHO:
#ItIsntTheIdesOfMarch
matt
at least git ur bro to 5
he wants that fishy tank real bad

NAHR:
he could literally get the fish tank with all the fish for $5

RYAN:
wtf
PRSHO
WHAT HAPPENED
WHY R U BLOO

PRSHO:
RYAN
HE DEMOTED ME
BECAUSE I DIDNT CONCEDE TO HIS WISHES

RYAN:
ITS TIME PRSHO
RED OR RIOT

PRSHO:
LOUUUUUUUUD NOISES
RED OR RIOT

RYAN:
RED OR RIOT

PRSHO:
RED OR RIOT

RYAN:
RED OR RIOT

NAHR:
cool it ryan or you can be gray

PRSHO:
RED OR RIOT

RYAN:
ok sorry

PRSHO:
matt promote me and ill change the codes to urs

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RED OR RIOT

NAHR:
how do I know this isn't a trap?

PRSHO:
RED OR RIOT
turning on his own kind
his own homies

NAHR:
what

PRSHO:
no respect for the streets

[CROWD]:
:O

PRSHO:
doesn't follow the ghetto gospel
an outlaw

NAHR:
you made me a deal then you freaked out again

PRSHO:
ITS NEW YOK BABY
TIME FLIES
U GOTTA TAKE THE DEAL FAST
B4 IT TOO LATE
ill give u the offer agian
promote me

*Nahr promotes me back to red*

PRSHO:
whamoooooooooooooo
big money
ok matt
so whats the standing
of the stand off
lets talk terms here

NAHR:
just remove the button from the subreddit

PRSHO:
what
no

NAHR:
yes

PRSHO:
i want at least somebodys code in there

NAHR:
no one gains anything of value

RANDOM BITCH:
I think the button looks nice

PRSHO:
^

NAHR:
put it in something on the side bar then
and you can use my code

PRSHO:
matt
it looks so pretty

NAHR:
its a eyesore

PRSHO:
no it isnt

RANDOM BITCH:
http://i.imgur.com/f2i0SKo.png
it fits
so well
for some reason

PRSHO:
IT FITS SO WELL
BECAUSE I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO THAT BUTTON
I CRAFTED IT WITH MY TWO BABY HANDS
FORGED FROM THE BRAIN OF A GOD

RYAN:
should
i
get
star
citizen

PRSHO:
yes ryan
use this link
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/enlist?referral=STAR-72LN-RDZT&jumpto=%2Ffly-now
that will deliver you a guided experience

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matt
cmon
be reasonable here
we need to recruit an army
so that when the game comes out
we got a possie to cruise with


NAHR:
http://i.imgur.com/uKOLpF6.png

PRSHO:
wait wtf

NAHR:
thats what it looks like

PRSHO:
matt
no
u just inspect elemented it
and made it huge
u clown

NAHR:
if I knew how to do that
id take it down myself

PRSHO:
why does it look so big on your screen
YOU LIAR
LIAR
LIAR
PANTS ON FIRE
I PURPOSELY SCALED IT
SO THAT IT WOULDNT EVER BE LIKE THAT
HOW DARE YOU TURN AGAINST ANOTHA BROTHA

NAHR:
stop being racist

PRSHO:
one big happy family
UNTIL MATT GAME ALONG
AND TOLD ME TO ABORT MY UNBORN CHILD
OF GREATNESS
THE NEXT ARISTOTLE
THE NEXT SOPHOCLES
THE NEXT BILL GATES
and he wants me to abort it

ANOTHA RANDOM ASS HO:
every time i look away from this fucking chat it explodes
what did i miss now

PRSHO:
matt wants me to remove the star citizen button
that is my greatest creation

ANOTHER BITCH:
Objection
that button looks nice

PRSHO:
damn straight it does
i put blood sweat and tears and more into that button
all kinds of bodily fluids

ONE MO RANDOM ASS HO:
@prsho Make the button flashy and you'll get alot of people pressing it.

NAHR:
oh god
at least fix the code

ONE BITCH WHOM I DUB BEELZEBUB:
it looks nice but it's a bit big

PRSHO:
WHAT HTE FUCK DO U MEAN ITS A BTI AA BGI

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matt why should it be ur code if the recruitment points are worthless

NAHR:
they arent to me

PRSHO:
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS IT ISNT UR CODE

NAHR:
cause I want the dumb fighter ship
otwegian already said he doesnt want it

PRSHO:
do u think there will be enough people who come along and make otwegian get his fish tank?

NAHR:
yes
I'll buy him the fish lol
they're like $0.10 each

PRSHO:
ok
in exchange for that
and ensuring he gets fishies
i will change the code

...

[* A WINKLE IN TIME *]

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NAHR:
ANDREW

...

everyone spam @prsho

[ALL DA MOTHERFUCKN KIDDIES]:
@prsho
@prsho @prsho
@prsho
@prsho
@prsho
@prsho@prsho@prsho@prsho@prsho@prsho@prsho@prsho
@prsho
@prsho
@prsho
@prsho
@prsho
wat @prsho  do
@prsho
@prsho

PRSHO:
uh jeez i thought he wouldnt notice
and would forget

NAHR:
Its still tehre andrew

PRSHO:
no problem boss
im on it

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matt
whats ur star citizen code

NAHR:
no remove the button

PRSHO:
THAT WASNT THE DEAL
WE SAID DEAL OR NO DEAL
YOU SAID DEAL
YOU SNAKE OIL DEALMAKER
SLITHERING AROUND
TRYING TO SLITHER UR WAY OUT OF DEALS

NAHR:
you know what
dont worry about it

PRSHO:
ok no problem boss

R U SRS?! ANOTHA MFN KID TRYIN TO GET UP IN DIS MESS?:
can you advertise my town of salem referall code C: @prsho

PRSHO:
no fuck off

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http://i.imgur.com/GaeVs56.png

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http://i.imgur.com/UJZ06Qi.png

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[THE END... FOR NOW]


*RAPID APPLAUSE*
*STANDING OVULATION*


fin