This is the story of a boy called Kroz
Who wants to open a stand
Selling hotdogs in the Texas heat
But he had no business plan

Your market's saturated
and your dogs are too expensive
You'll never be able to cover the costs
As well as your mom's investment

(Chorus)
'Cuz Krozdogs will never work
There's too much work and little worth
Don't waste your mom's time and money
Just find a proper job, honey

And Krozdogs are doomed to tank
Just take that money to the bank
Don't stop dreaming, but not of this
And think of something else.
(Chorus)

We care about you so much
You can't pay rent without mama
You don't have the discipline yet
So don't do it, stick to pizza

Don't stop dreaming, boy
But this'll end bad, you'll see
Don't be stubborn and waste mom's cash
Don't abuse her sympathy

(Chorus)
'Cuz Krozdogs will never work
There's too much cost and little worth
Don't waste your mom's time and money
Just find a proper job, honey

And Krozdogs are doomed to tank
Just take that money to the bank
Don't stop dreaming, but not of this
And think of something else.
(Chorus)