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FCAR Vermillion 500

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  1. (20:23:30) (Mr_Commentator): IT'S HAPPENING
  2. (20:23:31) (Mr_Commentator): OR IS IT
  3. (20:23:34) (Mr_Commentator): I DON'T KNOW
  4. (20:23:40) (Mr_Commentator): BUT IT IS
  5. (20:23:52) sahdee: :coffee:
  6. (20:23:59) (Mr_Commentator): THE VERMILLION 500 IS STARTING
  7. (20:24:01) (Mr_Commentator): OR IS IT?
  8. (20:24:04) (AllStarr_Civ): I feel like my race results might be tampered with after this whole Civ thing...
  9. (20:24:05) (Mr_Commentator): YES
  10. (20:24:20) (Mr_Commentator): TODAY
  11. (20:24:32) (Mr_Commentator): WE ARE HAVING THE OVERHYPED
  12. (20:24:36) (Mr_Commentator): AND UNDERENTERTAINING
  13. (20:24:41) (Mr_Commentator): FCAR RACE
  14. (20:24:44) (Mr_Commentator): YAY
  15. (20:24:49) (Mr_Commentator): I'll stop the caps now
  16. (20:24:52) (AllStarr_Civ): :hyper:
  17. (20:25:04) (Mr_Commentator): Before the race, we have a new competitor to introduce
  18. (20:25:11) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock, driving The Redheart
  19. (20:25:28) (Mr_Commentator): on her first race, she qualified 15th
  20. (20:25:49) (Mr_Commentator): and surprise of the day was Cdos winning
  21. (20:26:15) (Mr_Commentator): something something lawsuit
  22. (20:26:23) (Mr_Commentator): except he didn't win
  23. (20:26:29) (Mr_Commentator): he only qualified first
  24. (20:26:34) (Mr_Commentator): oh well
  25. (20:26:37) (AllStarr_Civ): anyone else having reddit trouble?
  26. (20:27:17) ChatBot: Elaifiknow logs into the Chat.
  27. (20:27:25) sahdee: Yes
  28. (20:27:28) (AllStarr_Civ): hru ela!
  29. (20:27:29) sahdee: hru Ela!
  30. (20:27:40) Elaifiknow: Reddit is down :-(
  31. (20:27:47) (Mr_Commentator): but let's run through the rest of the qualifying results
  32. (20:27:57) Elaifiknow: Oh sorry Lolz
  33. (20:28:09) (Mr_Commentator): 2nd on the grid is Dragonsword's Out of place Horse
  34. (20:28:18) (Mr_Commentator): we don't have a clue how it came second
  35. (20:28:50) (Mr_Commentator): we suspect it may have something to do with the muffin that mr Dragonsword was dangling in front of his horses nose
  36. (20:29:06) (Mr_Commentator): 3rd on the grid is mr Infamous himself
  37. (20:29:28) (Mr_Commentator): after his Arrow of Freedom did very well on his hot lap
  38. (20:29:45) (Mr_Commentator): Zwoosh and Vroom harnessed 2d power to come fourth
  39. (20:29:55) (Mr_Commentator): CTR0 qualified 5th
  40. (20:30:04) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee qualified 6th
  41. (20:30:17) Rockdale: Dammit I was yelling at Sahdee in Council mail
  42. (20:30:19) (Mr_Commentator): Redis and Representor Retilian came 7th
  43. (20:30:35) Rockdale: Who's doing an AMA right now?
  44. (20:30:41) (Mr_Commentator): and Theel in Stronkmobile is 8th on the grid
  45. (20:30:44) Elaifiknow: AMA?
  46. (20:30:51) sahdee: :D
  47. (20:31:13) (WorldOfLuu): T_T
  48. (20:31:21) Rockdale: Popular AMAs tend to crash reddit
  49. (20:31:24) (Mr_Commentator): GMP and Orangeredio are starting side by side on the grid, as Elim and Blee qualified 9th and 10th respectively
  50. (20:31:33) Elaifiknow: Oh right gotcha Rock
  51. (20:32:21) (Mr_Commentator): Muffin Mobile, driven by Allstarr, qualified 11th
  52. (20:32:28) (Mr_Commentator): and the rest of the grid are:
  53. (20:32:39) (Mr_Commentator): Fro
  54. (20:32:43) (Mr_Commentator): Rebound
  55. (20:32:44) Elaifiknow: It's back for me
  56. (20:32:52) (Mr_Commentator): mr. MildyAwesome
  57. (20:32:55) Elaifiknow: ^ reddit
  58. (20:32:58) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock
  59. (20:33:07) (Mr_Commentator): Mr. Sasquatch
  60. (20:33:11) (Mr_Commentator): Remnance
  61. (20:33:11) (WorldOfLuu): T_T
  62. (20:33:14) (Mr_Commentator): Tele
  63. (20:33:19) (Mr_Commentator): Luuki
  64. (20:33:23) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz
  65. (20:33:26) (Mr_Commentator): and Auzzie
  66. (20:33:40) (Mr_Commentator): and the drivers are ready for the race
  67. (20:33:46) (WorldOfLuu): T_T
  68. (20:33:49) (WorldOfLuu): Why so far back
  69. (20:33:52) (WorldOfLuu): I call bribes
  70. (20:33:53) (Mr_Commentator): sponsored by Lolz' Good Tyme Olde Tyme Crazy Crap Store
  71. (20:34:09) (Mr_Commentator): (WorldOfLuu) who would pay to see someone else be at the back?
  72. (20:34:29) (Mr_Commentator): and the lights are on
  73. (20:34:43) (Mr_Commentator): couting down, here we go
  74. (20:34:44) (Mr_Commentator): 3
  75. (20:34:45) (Mr_Commentator): 2
  76. (20:34:46) (Mr_Commentator): 1
  77. (20:34:53) (Mr_Commentator): And awaay we go!
  78. (20:34:59) (Mr_Commentator): and a brilliant start from Sahdee
  79. (20:35:05) (Mr_Commentator): she's up to 10th
  80. (20:35:24) (Mr_Commentator): Blee is falling back in the grid as Fro is making a good start as well
  81. (20:35:35) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos is holding off the horsey
  82. (20:35:47) (Mr_Commentator): ... hang on!
  83. (20:35:56) sahdee: Go Dossy!
  84. (20:35:58) (Mr_Commentator): The horsey is attempting to attack Cdos!
  85. (20:36:02) (Mr_Commentator): It's fallen down!
  86. (20:36:26) (Nurse_Rock): Too bad I don't do vet work :P
  87. (20:36:28) (Mr_Commentator): Auzzi has crashed trying to dodge it!
  88. (20:36:46) (Mr_Commentator): the rest of the field escape unhurt
  89. (20:37:00) (Mr_Commentator): and Fro is now into 15th place! amazing stuff!
  90. (20:37:32) (Mr_Commentator): * Luuk is now in 15th
  91. (20:37:38) (Mr_Commentator): Sorry for the mistake
  92. (20:37:44) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee is also imrpoving
  93. (20:37:56) sahdee: :hyper:
  94. (20:37:59) (Mr_Commentator): as Lolz is now battling with Luu for 14th
  95. (20:38:14) (Mr_Commentator): Rallycross Fighter is dropping back
  96. (20:38:20) (Mr_Commentator): as is CTR
  97. (20:38:32) (Mr_Commentator): and.. hang on!
  98. (20:38:36) (Mr_Commentator): CTR has crashed!
  99. (20:38:49) (Mr_Commentator): Infamous and redis have also hit him!
  100. (20:38:59) (Mr_Commentator): And now Muffin Mobile has hit them all!
  101. (20:39:07) (Mr_Commentator): Bits of car are all over the track!
  102. (20:39:10) (Mr_Commentator): it's a disaster!
  103. (20:39:35) Elaifiknow: inb4 another lawsuit
  104. (20:39:36) (Mr_Commentator): but even worse! Blee and Tele have hit them too!
  105. (20:39:58) (Mr_Commentator): that's over a third of the cars in this race crashed already!
  106. (20:40:31) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock is heading forwards too
  107. (20:40:47) (Mr_Commentator): she and Rebound are squabbling over 7th
  108. (20:41:06) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz is stuck behind Rallycross fighter
  109. (20:41:13) (Nurse_Rock): Move over Rebound! Emergency vehicle coming through!
  110. (20:41:16) (Mr_Commentator): Theel is attempting to pass them both
  111. (20:41:35) (Mr_Commentator): Rebound is using beard powers to stop Nurse Rock!
  112. (20:41:49) (Mr_Commentator): He's tangling his spare beards in her wheels!
  113. (20:42:13) (Mr_Commentator): and Sahdee and Fro are... they seem to be working together!
  114. (20:42:23) (Mr_Commentator): they're passing other cars left and right
  115. (20:42:38) (Mr_Commentator): and Rem is activating his secret super fast mode!
  116. (20:42:52) (Mr_Commentator): his rocket engines are powering him forward
  117. (20:43:12) sahdee: Yes! :carlton:
  118. (20:43:13) (Mr_Commentator): Elim is trying to stop Rebound and Rock passing him
  119. (20:43:46) (Mr_Commentator): but that's left him vulnerable to Luukie, who has been advancing through the pack
  120. (20:44:01) (Mr_Commentator): Luuk is drafting Nurse Rock
  121. (20:44:06) (WorldOfLuu): <3
  122. (20:44:13) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock is passing Rebound
  123. (20:44:32) (Mr_Commentator): and Elim is using the GMP-Mobile's bulk to stop them pass
  124. (20:44:46) (Mr_Commentator): and Sahdee, Fro and Rem are now threatening Cdos!
  125. (20:45:11) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos is using ripped up lawyer bills to try and stay ahead
  126. (20:45:18) (Mr_Commentator): Fro is past sahdee
  127. (20:45:25) (Mr_Commentator): Rem passing them both!
  128. (20:45:34) sahdee: Hey! I thought we were partners!
  129. (20:45:46) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee is trying to pass Cdos ambitiously round the corner
  130. (20:45:56) (Mr_Commentator): as Fro and Rem are side by side
  131. (20:46:33) (Mr_Commentator): meanwhile, Zwoosh and sasquatch have caught Lolz, Theel, and Rallycross Fighter!
  132. (20:46:51) (Mr_Commentator): Elim is being pased by Luukie!
  133. (20:47:01) (Mr_Commentator): Rebound is trying to pass both
  134. (20:47:19) (Mr_Commentator): and Nurse Rock is holding Rebound back with bandages!
  135. (20:47:26) (Mr_Commentator): this has to be illegal!
  136. (20:47:59) (Mr_Commentator): and Fro is trying to stab the back of Cdos's car with Fromobile's spear!
  137. (20:48:16) (Nurse_Rock): All's fair in love and war hun :*]
  138. (20:48:21) (Mr_Commentator): he's hit Cdos' jet engine!
  139. (20:48:23) (Nurse_Rock): :*
  140. (20:48:28) (Nurse_Rock): :-*
  141. (20:48:38) (Nurse_Rock): that's what I've been trying to do this whole time...
  142. (20:48:42) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos has lost a lot of power... Fro and Sahdee have passed him
  143. (20:48:57) (Mr_Commentator): but he's speeding back up with the power of Lawyers!
  144. (20:49:11) (WorldOfLuu): Can't I just use the traint hing on my car to shuffle people to the side?
  145. (20:49:17) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock and Rebound are ramming each other's car!
  146. (20:49:17) (WorldOfLuu): They showed it on Myth Busters
  147. (20:49:18) (WorldOfLuu): It works
  148. (20:49:35) Elaifiknow: The train thing?
  149. (20:49:37) sahdee: Go Nurse Rock!
  150. (20:49:39) (Mr_Commentator): Luukie is trying to bulldoze Elim out of the way
  151. (20:49:46) Elaifiknow: Oh that
  152. (20:50:03) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz is being shot at by Theel's Stronmobile turret
  153. (20:50:15) (Mr_Commentator): and speaking of turrets, Rem is trying to shoot Fro!
  154. (20:50:36) (Mr_Commentator): Elim is catchin Rem
  155. (20:50:42) (Mr_Commentator): as Luu manages to get past!
  156. (20:50:56) (Mr_Commentator): He's going for rem... but he's misjudged the corner!
  157. (20:51:03) (Mr_Commentator): he slides around and barely recovers
  158. (20:51:15) (Mr_Commentator): but he's behind Rebound and Nurse Rock!
  159. (20:51:15) (WorldOfLuu) is pro
  160. (20:51:31) (Mr_Commentator): but Luu has an answer... he's barging straight through them!
  161. (20:51:44) sahdee is more pro
  162. (20:51:45) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos is trying to ram sahdee
  163. (20:52:00) sahdee: Damn it Cdos!
  164. (20:52:04) (Mr_Commentator): and Rebound has gotten ahead of Nurse Rock
  165. (20:52:28) (Mr_Commentator): Fro is in the lead!
  166. (20:52:39) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos has passed Sahdee!
  167. (20:52:49) (Mr_Commentator): but Sahdee has passed him back!
  168. (20:53:09) (Mr_Commentator): and Sahdee is throwing coffee at Cdos!
  169. (20:53:16) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos is throwing haggis!
  170. (20:53:24) (Mr_Commentator): Fro is throwing kittens!
  171. (20:53:26) sahdee: Eww
  172. (20:53:31) (Mr_Commentator): Rem is shooting!
  173. (20:53:43) (Mr_Commentator): they're going round the final corner
  174. (20:53:48) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee is past Cdos
  175. (20:53:53) (Mr_Commentator): Fro has blocked her
  176. (20:54:03) (Mr_Commentator): they're grinding each other's cars
  177. (20:54:10) (Mr_Commentator): but Fro is leading into the final straight
  178. (20:54:16) sahdee: I think Fro should be disqualified
  179. (20:54:17) (Mr_Commentator): FRO TAKES THE VICTORY!
  180. (20:54:23) sahdee: He threw kittens!
  181. (20:54:28) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee and Cdos in second and third
  182. (20:54:30) sahdee: Damn it Lolz
  183. (20:54:34) (Mr_Commentator): Rem in fourth
  184. (20:54:41) (Mr_Commentator): Elim in 5th
  185. (20:54:45) (Mr_Commentator): Luuk in 6th
  186. (20:54:49) (Mr_Commentator): Rebound in7th
  187. (20:54:53) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock in 8th
  188. (20:55:01) (Mr_Commentator): Rallycross Fighter in 9th
  189. (20:55:02) sahdee: Do you want a kitten abuser to be the winner of a race?
  190. (20:55:09) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz in 10th
  191. (20:55:09) (Nurse_Rock): Dammit. I knew I should've used the emergency lights...
  192. (20:55:19) (Mr_Commentator): Theel and Zwoosh in 11th and 12th
  193. (20:55:34) (Mr_Commentator): and Sasquatch finished in 13th
  194. (20:55:51) (Mr_Commentator): the rest of the field are being picked out of the wreckage
  195. (20:55:55) Elaifiknow: Sahdee, no te gusta :coffee:?
  196. (20:56:10) Elaifiknow: Wut
  197. (20:56:13) (Mr_Commentator): it turns out that CTR's tyre went furthest
  198. (20:56:26) Elaifiknow: :coffee:
  199. (20:56:39) (Mr_Commentator): infamous and starr's wreckage are in 15th and 16th
  200. (20:57:07) (Mr_Commentator): Redis' fender and Auzzie's wheel rim are in 17th and 18th
  201. (20:57:16) (Mr_Commentator): the horsey is eating grass in 19th
  202. (20:57:31) (Mr_Commentator): Blee and then Tele are 20th and 21st
  203. (20:57:52) (Mr_Commentator): after the conclusion of the race
  204. (20:57:54) (Nurse_Rock): Maybe if Tele would actually show up to drive his car he'd do better...
  205. (20:58:08) (Mr_Commentator): perhaps, Nurse Rock. Perhaps
  206. (20:58:23) (Mr_Commentator): But from me, Mr Commentator Bloke
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