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  1. Latino Mech Extra - Machete the game
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  3. I got the name from http://videogamena.me/
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  5. After playing this game, I felt no need to even consider purchasing Titanfall. This is the ultimate Mech experience and the thing that really makes it special is that the entire game is voice acted by Danny Trejo. If you haven’t heard of Danny Trejo, I can tell you that he’s basically the latino Arnold Schwarzenegger. I’m amazed that he managed to do every role in the game, and there’s no greater feeling than hearing his deep voice saying “Mexican glory” after killing 5 other robots in a huge cyber gunfight.
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  7. Story: Who needs a story when you have Latino Mechs killing each other?
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  9. Presentation: Who needs good graphics when you have Latino Mechs killing each other? But seriously, the graphics of this game are all right, about the same as the graphics of Battlefield 3 on high.
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  11. Gameplay: The single player was 40 minutes of suffering over the painfully bad gameplay and cutscenes. The AI were incredibly stupid and let me go nuts on them, I guess it was a nice stress relief, but nothing more than that.
  12. The multiplayer was where the game really shone. What is more awesome than being a latino superhero mech? I probably spent 35 hours with the multiplayer and had a great time.
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  14. Conclusion: The only reason not to buy this game is if you don’t have an internet connection. I haven’t had this much fun with a game since playing Super Smash Bros on the N64.
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  16. 9.6/10
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