Woodfall, Part 4? - Army vs. Army

<DM>	-=QUEST CONTINUE=-
<DM>	*When Kirran tried rescuing the Deku Scrubs, he managed to get two groups when a guard noticed. A conflict started, and the Greed King got fed up with Dex's farce. Just as the battle between Dex's forces and Greed King's forces started, Houen Kyomu created an explosion of steam (STEAM SALE, STEAM SALE), and heavy veil of mist and fog covers the main hallway, preventing anyone from seeing very well.*
<DM>	(Note - anyone with Water affinity (NONE OF YOU HAVE IT, FOR SHAME) can see through the mist a lot better)
<Dex>	are any of my trusty minions water affinity
<DM>	meatshields are
<Dex>	Shamu the Destructor should be.
<DM>	*From all around you, you hear the sounds of your forces clashing, but you don't have a clue who's fighting what cause you can't see crap sherlock. Magically, like in all movies, all of you (the main characters) are being ignored.*
<DM>	(Seriously, what the heck is with that.)
<Kirran>	(Hero Sweat is a natural mook repellant.)
<DM>	(Fascinating.)
<DM>	(Also, if a grammar nazi comes in here and gives me typo fever AGAIN, I'm not doing it. Maybe another time.)
<Dex>	lizards dont sweat
<Red_Enrics>	(Can we just continue already?!)
<DM>	*Dex spots one of his meatshields- hang on, link me the list of names again.
<Dex>	https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/60594299/NAMES.txt
<Dex>	thats why i was fiddling around in dropbox
<Dex>	ha ha
<Dex>	there now everyone has it again
<DM>	*Dex spots Indestructible Carl fighting a Minion of Greed. Let's see who wins this...*
<Dex>	it better be carl
<Dex>	CARL YOU'D BETTER WIN THIS
<DM>	Odds, Carl, Evens, Minion
<DM>	$1d5
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<+Fireblast124>	(Annnnd....)
<DM>	*Indestructible Carl meets the one pitiful force that causes him to destruct to pieces.*
<Dex>	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Dex>	CARL YOU WERE TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THIS WORLD
<Nolyghots>	D:
<Red_Enrics>	Damn it!
<DM>	*Dex's scream causes the minion to turn around, see you (the commander), and then try to flee.*
<Red_Enrics>	ANOTHER BANDITMEATSHIELD IS GONE!
*	Nolyghots runs up to the minion and whispers something to him
<Nolyghots>	He's too powerful, we must run
<DM>	*The minion hears the ghost's whispers and runs like he stole something.*
<Red_Enrics>	(But he's possessing a minion, what're you doing? ;~;)
<Red_Enrics>	*she's
<Red_Enrics>	(Oh well)
<DM>	*SUPER FAR VOICE HAUNTING ECHO EFFECT.*
<Red_Enrics>	(lol)
<Kirran>	(That's why the ghost ran)
*	DM rolls all of the remanining Meatshields vs. an equal number of minions. Same win ratio, and going down the list.... this should be interesting.*
<DM>	$8d5
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 8 Dice with 5 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 4, 3 and 3. Total: 17.
<Kirran>	(That so wasn't me this time)
<DM>	*Indestructible Carl returns from the grave briefly to bring the one that killed him with him. Eat destructo beam!*
<DM>	*Doc Luggins lugs death in a can around as he sends a minion to the land of the hospital of heathens, you god darn sinners.*
<Dex>	GBH Nosher better not die
<DM>	*A minion screams TAAAAANNNNNNNNNK, the L4D cast appears, and they take Tank's life away. Get out of the 4th wall!*
<DM>	(Yes, I am actually running death/kill lines for all of them.)
*	Kirran sits back with popcorm.
<Dex>	damn it tank i really liked your name
<DM>	*Mr. Blobby finds himself less blobby as blood pours out of the blob that is himself while he ponders why The Boy left him to die. And thus, The Boy and his Blob was no more.*
<Dex>	i was sure noone would stop him
<Dex>	or move him
<DM>	*Gonzo clubs a man to death, turns the club and the man into a club sandwich, and he enjoys his sandwich as things explode around him.*
<DM>	uh oh
<Dex>	phyiscally or emotionally
<DM>	... that next one is an even
<DM>	and I'm going down the list
<DM>	... sorry Dex
<Dex>	WHY DO YOU DESTROY ALL THAT I LOVE
<DM>	*"Grevious Bodily Harm" Nosher enjoys multiple stab wounds in accordance to his name and hugs Dex as his bleeds his final moments and gives Dex his loving memories.*
<Dex>	You will live on in our hearts sweet prince.
<Nolyghots>	You know, you could always find him as a Poe somewhere
<DM>	*Leadpipe Stevens thwacks the crap out of a minion with a pipe of lead and sucks the minion's blood through the pipe like a straw. I like to drink the blood of my enemies, too.*
<Nolyghots>	OH my, that's gruesome...I like gruesome!~ <3
*	HouenKyomu taps Nolyghots' host on the back and then disappears into the mist. They see me trolling... they hating.
<Nolyghots>	Gah!
<DM>	*You feel the floor rumble slightly. Loud and powerful footsteps come from the direction of... I dunno, the mist is making it hard to tell what direction is what.*
<DM>	*As Nosher dies, his body turns to roses as "My Heart Will Go On" suddenly starts playing and echoing through the palace. The mist disperses spontaneously in confusion, and most everyone fighting just looks up and questions why the 4th wall just started to break.*
<Nolyghots>	Mostly me
<Dex>	Most likely: dramatic effect.
*	Nolyghots thwacks DM in the head
<DM>	*One of them, on the other hand, seems to ignore the sudden music and swings a massive sword at some Dekus trying to run away. Their heads are send like golf balls flung by the physical incarnation of angst itself.*
<DM>	*You see the Greed King standing before you, ready to strike you all down with his blade.*
<DM>	Greed King's stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=190&pid=464#pid464
<GreedKing>	Ah, I see you've started a ruckus in my place. *notices his minions are still listening to the music* MINIONS, IGNORE THAT VILE SOUND AND CONTINUE KILLING!
<DM>	*The minions go back to attacking Dex's army, and the chaos returns.*
*	Nolyghots is more or less happy to have possessed a female minion.
*	GreedKing aims his sword at Dex.
<Dex>	Hup
<GreedKing>	Now, if you'll please give me your items, I shall let you live as my slave.
<Nolyghots>	*Cues Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTA0z_gPons *
<GreedKing>	You would make a fine slave... nay....
*	Red_Enrics jumps in front of the GreedKing
<Red_Enrics>	Not a chance!
<GreedKing>	You shall not live. Lizards are better off cooked and eaten.
<GreedKing>	Oh? You want to join his barbeque feast?
*	Kirran fires a warning arrow.
<DM>	(Roll the attack's stat)
<Red_Enrics>	Yeah, I'll join this feast, you're the main course after all
<DM>	(err, attack rolll, whatever)
<Kirran>	(It was more to get his attention)
<DM>	(I know, but just roll it anyways)
<Kirran>	$19d10
<Tatl>	Kirran: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 10, 6, 7, 7, 6, 3, 4, 1, 5, 4, 1, 8, 9, 5, 10, 3 and 5. Total: 102. Successes: 14.
<DM>	*The arrow whizzes past GreedKing's head and finds its home inside of the brain of one of his minions, where it will enjoy the rotting brain as is ceases to exist.*
*	Fireblast124 is away: Eating Yogurt
*	GreedKing turns briefly to see Kirran's deadly aim fell his minion. He turns back to Dex and co.
<GreedKing>	A good shot. But... it will not be enough.
<DM>	(YAY, I CAN KILL TATL)
<Dex>	Welp... I guess we're fighting then.
*	Nolyghots points her club at GreedKing
<GreedKing>	I'll be sure to take your aim away too.
<Nolyghots>	Forgot to mention
<GreedKing>	It belongs to me.
<Nolyghots>	I'm possessing one of your minions!
<Kirran>	At the very least you can have my arrows. One by one in your body.
<Nolyghots>	NYAHAHAHA!~
<GreedKing>	Then I shall take her back!
<Sephiroth>	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5BSvwOYwxg
<Dex>	I can see why you'd want to eat me though. Is that your beer gut or are you pregnant?
<DM>	(NOT EVEN CLICKING IT)
<DM>	(I KNOW THAT LINK)
<GreedKing>	Pregnant? What's that? ... nonetheless, it shall be mine to take.
*	DM face-palms.
<Sephiroth>	GreedKing, ... So.
<Dex>	Wisdom must be your lowest stat.
<Red_Enrics>	Finally, you speak again, Vincent!
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Red_Enrics out the window.
<--	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Red_Enrics from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a sword! «14,279»)
<DM>	(Okay, recapping for Vincent)
<Red_Enrics>	(Really all he needs to know is that we're about to fight the greed king after a short war, where Dex lost his two favorite men
<Dex>	TOO SOON MAN
<Dex>	TOO SOON
<Kirran>	(And the Dekus I went to the trouble of freeing got turned into large golf balls.)
<DM>	*So far, the meatshields have fought the minions. Some of them died, some were victorious. As the most important of them fell, My Heart Will Go On leaked through the 4th wall and started playing throughout the palace. Greed King killed some escaping Deku Scrubs, and now you're about to enter a boss fight with said guy.)
*	Fireblast124 is back (gone 00:05:12)
<DM>	(I'm randomly gonna be doing the rolls for the death/kill lines of the other minions as this fight goes on.)
<DM>	(Roll initiatives, and god dangit, brb 5 minutes)
<Vincent_Valentine>	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNIPqafd4As
*	HouenKyomu appears and joins the fray.
<HouenKyomu>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	HouenKyomu: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<GreedKing>	$init 2d9
<Navi>	GreedKing: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1 and 2.
<Dex>	$init 1d10
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<DM>	(LOL)
<Kirran>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init 1d11
<DM>	(... wow)
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Red_Enrics>	fucking
<Kirran>	Son of a...
<DM>	(roll Bob)
<Bob>	init $1d10
<Bob>	yep
<DM>	(annnnd possessed minion)
<Nolyghots>	%init 1d10
<DM>	(aka Nolyghots)
<Bob>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Bob: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Nolyghots>	4init 1d10
<Bob>	a derp
<Bob>	god damn it
<Nolyghots>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Nolyghots: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<DM>	(holy crap everyone's rolls suck)
<DM>	$init s
<Kirran>	(And neither NPC knows how to roll..)
<Navi>	The Battle has started! Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Vincent_Valentine (5), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), Red_Enrics (1) and GreedKing (1).
<DM>	(Okay, brb 5 minutes)
<Dex>	no way im first
<DM>	Vincent_Valentine, stats here - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=190&pid=464#pid464
<Vincent_Valentine>	holy crap thats a lot of people.
<+Fireblast124>	(Food)
<Dex>	hmm
<Vincent_Valentine>	(You broke a code box in the Additional Drop Passive ability of the boss, Wind.)
<Dex>	you know what
<Dex>	imma take a risk here and try something dumb
<Dex>	did wind AFK?
<Kirran>	Uh oh
<BlueShell>	<DM> (Okay, brb 5 minutes)
<Vincent_Valentine>	Give him about another few minutes.
<Dex>	null sweat
<DM>	(back)
<--	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (Front «14,280»)
<DM>	(fixed the code issue)
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Vincent_Valentine (5), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), Red_Enrics (1) and GreedKing (1).
<Dex>	cool
<Dex>	ready?
<DM>	yep
<Dex>	ok
<Dex>	gunna try steal from greedking
<GreedKing>	Heh heh heh heh...
<Dex>	sooo courage vs wisdom up first
*	GreedKing continues to laugh maniacally.
<Dex>	$17d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 3, 2, 4, 4, 4, 7, 7, 4, 2, 4, 8, 2, 3, 5 and 4. Total: 83. Successes: 8.
<GreedKing>	$16d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 6, 2, 1, 9, 7, 6, 8, 10, 3, 9, 4, 7, 7 and 1. Total: 86. Successes: 11.
<Dex>	or ill roll terribley
*	GreedKing avoids Dex's measly steal attempt.
<Dex>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dex has ended their turn. HouenKyomu: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Vincent_Valentine (5), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), Red_Enrics (1) and GreedKing (1).
<GreedKing>	Fools... did you really think I'd be so foolish as it ignore all of my powers?
<Dex>	What?
<Dex>	Is that even Hylian?
<GreedKing>	*as to ignore
<Red_Enrics>	No idea
<Dex>	Foolish as it ignore... what?
<Kirran>	Dex, did you steal his sentence structure?
<HouenKyomu>	Dangit... my Light Strike Cannon has the wrong chemistry with him.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Dex out the window.
<--	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in your toilet! «14,281»)
<DM>	Dex is one step closer to becoming a Grammar Nazi.
<Vincent_Valentine>	Lol.
<Dex>	Just sayin' man.
<Dex>	Greed must stunt your cognitive abilities.
<Red_Enrics>	(Boss THeme, final answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5qtyqYg3tQ )
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks HouenKyomu out the window.
<--	Vincent_Valentine has kicked HouenKyomu from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on an XBox One! «14,282»)
*	HouenKyomu gives Dex the Reflecting Shadows buff as an extra support spell.
<HouenKyomu>	14h, 10m
<HouenKyomu>	Now.. time to have a little fun... WITH SCIENCE!
*	HouenKyomu casts Sapping Vines on GreedKing! (Roll Wisdom)
<HouenKyomu>	$25d10
<Navi>	HouenKyomu: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 2, 7, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 1, 6, 9, 6, 6, 9, 9, 1, 7, 2, 9, 10 and 10. Total: 171. Successes: 23.
<HouenKyomu>	+1 success
<GreedKing>	$16d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 9, 7, 2, 10, 6, 3, 3, 7, 7, 2, 7, 3, 6 and 3. Total: 86. Successes: 10.
<Red_Enrics>	Oh damn! Nice one, Kyomo!
*	GreedKing is hit and is chained by the vines.
<HouenKyomu>	Man, I wish my cannon worked on him...
<Kirran>	And it didn't hit us for once.
<Nolyghots>	I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
<DM>	(His cannon would not only have -6 successes but have -4 damage due to that guy's armor)
<GreedKing>	??h, 11m | Vine Wrap
<HouenKyomu>	14h, 7m
<HouenKyomu>	$endturn
<Navi>	HouenKyomu has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Vincent_Valentine (5), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), Red_Enrics (1) and GreedKing (1).
*	HouenKyomu has dropped Spread Shock and Status Protection.
<DM>	(9 grunts, gonna go ahead and roll them out, continue with the battle)
<DM>	$9d5
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 9 Dice with 5 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 3, 3, 2, 5, 3, 1 and 1. Total: 25.
<Kirran>	(Named mercs are better than minions.)
*	Vincent_Valentine grips his Shielded Shield and Axe of Jealousy and charges at the GreedKing, "You Jelly?" (Roll Courage!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$21d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 8, 8, 5, 1, 2, 7, 2, 4, 1, 3, 7, 5, 4, 4, 4, 4, 8, 2 and 6. Total: 100. Successes: 10.
<GreedKing>	$16d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 1, 5, 6, 9, 5, 3, 7, 1, 4, 6, 6, 10, 1 and 3. Total: 77. Successes: 10.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<Vincent_Valentine>	$21d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 4, 8, 9, 2, 1, 8, 8, 6, 3, 10, 8, 3, 1, 3, 4, 7, 9, 10 and 10. Total: 125. Successes: 15.
*	DM reminds GreedKing of Vine Wrap.
<GreedKing>	$14d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 3, 3, 7, 5, 7, 5, 3, 2, 9, 5, 4 and 1. Total: 65. Successes: 7.
<Vincent_Valentine>	-2 Damage, +1 stack Bleeding
<DM>	15 - 7 = 8 - 2 - 1 = 5 damage, 2 more siphoned due to vine wrap, 7 damage total and bleeding
<GreedKing>	25h, 8m | Bleeding
<HouenKyomu>	16h, 9m
<Vincent_Valentine>	6h, 3m.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Nolyghots: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Vincent_Valentine (5), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), Red_Enrics (1) and GreedKing (1).
<DM>	*Walter brings the hurt, squishing a minion under the pressure of a shield and its forcefully gravimetric physics.*
*	Nolyghots looks at her stats
<DM>	*Zack- oh god, hang on..... do I actually want to do that.....
<Dex>	I dunno do you?
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
<--	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the STD Realm of poo! «14,283»)
*	Nolyghots uses Haunt on GreedKing
<Nolyghots>	(Rolls Wisdom
<Nolyghots>	(Wait a minute)
<DM>	*Zack, despite being one of the strongest of Dex's minions due to having main character powers from a core that was in a crisis, was overrun by many minions and joins the lifestream.*
<Nolyghots>	(Are passive skills like skills that you have with you just like forever, or something, I don't understand)
<Nolyghots>	(Are they automatically applied?)
<DM>	(Yes)
*	Nolyghots uses Haunt on GreedKing. (Roll Wisdom)
<DM>	(I believe you're 4 + 2 Wisdom, and Shadow 2 affinity)
<DM>	(should be a $6d10 roll)
<Nolyghots>	(Does noly by default have 1 Shadow?)
<DM>	(Red Enrics has 2 total affinity levels, so Nolyghots has Shadow 2 affinity)
<Nolyghots>	(oooh)
<Nolyghots>	$6d10
<Navi>	Nolyghots: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 6, 10, 3 and 8. Total: 37. Successes: 5.
<DM>	+2 successes
<GreedKing>	$14d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 9, 9, 9, 7, 1, 4, 4, 1, 10, 4, 6 and 10. Total: 87. Successes: 11.
*	GreedKing evades Nolyghots' haunting.... scare tactic, despite the vines that chain him to the ground.
<Nolyghots>	Well fine, if you want to be that way. ;~;
<Nolyghots>	10h 1m
<Nolyghots>	$endturn
<Navi>	Nolyghots has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Vincent_Valentine (5), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), Red_Enrics (1) and GreedKing (1).
*	Kirran switches it up and goes for the shinespark manuever with his Shiny Bleedy Blade (roll courage -3)
<Kirran>	$18d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 4, 9, 4, 8, 7, 1, 9, 8, 3, 4, 3, 4, 9, 2, 8 and 7. Total: 101. Successes: 10.
<DM>	*Gruntzilla stomps all over a minion, wrecks the minion's limbs to pieces, and then claims he can take on the Invincible Taxi. I call hax.*
<GreedKing>	$11d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 4, 2, 9, 8, 10, 10, 3, 7 and 9. Total: 70. Successes: 9.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(lol DM)
<DM>	-3 successes on Kirran's attack
<DM>	(Light vs. Light = not a good idea)
<Kirran>	Tsk.
*	GreedKing avoids yet another pitiful strike.
<DM>	($endturn?)
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Navi>	Kirran has ended their turn. GreedKing: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Vincent_Valentine (5), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), Red_Enrics (1) and GreedKing (1).
<GreedKing>	Ooh... seems it's my turn.
<Nolyghots>	You would know. Hmph!
*	GreedKing draws his sword and swings at Red_Enrics! (Roll Power)
<GreedKing>	$14d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 5, 5, 2, 4, 7, 10, 6, 3, 1, 6, 3 and 8. Total: 71. Successes: 9.
<Red_Enrics>	Oh my goodness
<Red_Enrics>	Oh my Dayam
*	Red_Enrics blocks with his Shield of Shieldness
<Red_Enrics>	$14d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 6, 9, 2, 4, 3, 3, 5, 6, 4, 6, 3 and 2. Total: 66. Successes: 7.
<Red_Enrics>	...fucking
*	Red_Enrics uses a Reroll
<Red_Enrics>	$14d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 6, 9, 4, 4, 10, 9, 2, 1, 3, 2, 8 and 2. Total: 67. Successes: 7.
<Dex>	laffz
<DM>	+3 successes on GreedKing's attack
<Red_Enrics>	FUCKING
<Kirran>	AHAHA
<Dex>	HA HA
<Red_Enrics>	Somebody!
<DM>	(Water 3 vs. Fire 1, +3 successes)
<Red_Enrics>	Reroll, anyone?
*	Kirran throws a reroll at Red so he'll get out of his pool
<Red_Enrics>	$14d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 2, 10, 4, 8, 5, 5, 7, 9, 5, 9, 9 and 9. Total: 92. Successes: 12.
<Red_Enrics>	Oh thank god
<DM>	12 vs. 12
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<GreedKing>	$14d10
<Red_Enrics>	Wait what? SHIT
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 7, 10, 4, 4, 10, 5, 1, 10, 3, 3, 4 and 7. Total: 85. Successes: 11.
<+Fireblast124>	(.)
<Red_Enrics>	$14d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 2, 7, 7, 7, 3, 4, 10, 3, 3, 10, 6 and 8. Total: 82. Successes: 11.
<Red_Enrics>	GOD
<Red_Enrics>	FUCKING
<GreedKing>	+3 successes
<Red_Enrics>	DAMN IT
*	GreedKing strikes through Red_Enrics' shiedly shield of shieldness and lays down the smack down!
*	Red_Enrics takes 3 damage
<DM>	(Holy crap you're tanky)
<Dex>	all that and you only took 3 damage
<Red_Enrics>	10h 3rp
<DM>	*Red_Enrics gets the Devastated Affliction. -2 all stats, including Hearts/Magic.*
<Red_Enrics>	GODS
<GreedKing>	Hmm... it seems that wasn't strong enough.
*	Red_Enrics rage quits
<GreedKing>	Next time... for sure.
*	Red_Enrics comes back
*	GreedKing casts Flash Armor on himself for 6 magic.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Red_Enrics out the window.
<--	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Red_Enrics from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed inside a shotgun barrel? BANG! «14,284»)
*	Red_Enrics starts yelling several curse words in french
<GreedKing>	25h, 2m | Vine Wrap, Bleeding x1, Flash Armor
<GreedKing>	$endturn
<Navi>	GreedKing has ended their turn. Bob: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Vincent_Valentine (5), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), Red_Enrics (1) and GreedKing (1).
<Bob>	Oooh.
<Bob>	is he still vined?
<DM>	yes
<DM>	*Right Said Fred takes a right turn and the right choice as his victim takes the wrong path in life and ends up on the right side of death, says Fred.*
<Bob>	Roight okay.
<Bob>	White sword. GreedyKing. Roll da Courage.
<Bob>	$19d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 4, 7, 9, 2, 1, 9, 1, 8, 3, 7, 3, 4, 10, 4, 8, 5 and 10. Total: 106. Successes: 13.
<GreedKing>	$14d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 2, 3, 10, 7, 10, 3, 3, 3, 1, 9, 1 and 3. Total: 68. Successes: 7.
*	GreedKing is hit!
<Bob>	An' he gets erlectrified.
<Red_Enrics>	Nice one! argh, this wound
<Bob>	Dat one was fer Nosha!
<DM>	13 - 7 = 6 + 1 - 1 = 6 damage, another 2 hearts sapped
<Bob>	seriously dont forget the electrified debuff
<DM>	*Bob gets Blinded!*
<GreedKing>	17h, 0m | Vine Wrap, Bleeding x1, Flash Armor, Electrified
<Bob>	OWCHIES MY PEEPAS!
<DM>	(wut)
*	Nolyghots looks at Bob
<Bob>	ow my eyes
<Nolyghots>	SPEAK
<Nolyghots>	ENGLISH
<Bob>	typing accents is hard man
<Bob>	so hard
<DM>	(Nolyghots would not like W40K Orks)
<HouenKyomu>	17h, 11m
<Bob>	$3ndturn
<Bob>	er
<Bob>	$endturn
<Navi>	Bob has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Vincent_Valentine (5), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), Red_Enrics (1) and GreedKing (1).
<Red_Enrics>	Finally
<Red_Enrics>	You know, GreedKing
<Red_Enrics>	You and I, we have nearly equal strength
<Red_Enrics>	Except unlike you, I'm more or less, the grim reaper
*	Red_Enrics strikes with his mini scythe. (Roll Courage...-2 all stats. ;~;)
<Red_Enrics>	$14d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 6, 4, 9, 6, 4, 5, 3, 5, 5, 2, 1 and 1. Total: 67. Successes: 9.
<GreedKing>	Hah! What makes you think you can take my life when yours already belongs to me?
<GreedKing>	$14d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 4, 3, 3, 3, 4, 7, 5, 4, 10, 3, 2 and 2. Total: 62. Successes: 6.
<GreedKing>	oh
<GreedKing>	...... *****
<Red_Enrics>	BAM
*	GreedKing is hit!
*	HouenKyomu is racking in the gold here.
<DM>	9 - 6 = 3 damage, another 2 sapped by HouenKyomu
<Red_Enrics>	And that's why you don't mess with a man who's worked everyday in his life!
<Red_Enrics>	10/17h 1/1m
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Navi>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn. GreedKing: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Vincent_Valentine (5), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), Red_Enrics (1) and GreedKing (1).
<GreedKing>	12h, 0m | Vine Wrap, Bleeding x1, Flash Armor, Electrified, Null
<Kirran>	(What's the scientist got to be stressed about?)
<DM>	*Red_Enrics is blinded!8
<Red_Enrics>	Ack! Rock dust fell on my eye!
<Red_Enrics>	*eyes
<GreedKing>	Fine... if I cannot take your life.... then...
*	GreedKing spawns a magic circle beneath Vincent_Valentine.
<GreedKing>	I shall take yours!
*	GreedKing uses Frozen Stalagmite on Vincent_Valentine! (Roll Wisdom)
<GreedKing>	$8d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 10, 9, 5, 2, 8 and 1. Total: 44. Successes: 6.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$4d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 2 and 10. Total: 22. Successes: 4.
<GreedKing>	+3 successes
<Red_Enrics>	I was expecting you to attack me, well, at least you headed my warning, if you killed me, my wife would be pissed, and trust me, she's much more dangerous than I'll ever be.
<DM>	9 - 4 = 5 + 6 = 11 damage
<Red_Enrics>	*heeded
*	Vincent_Valentine gets shattered by the frozen stalgcite, ... but then his fairy pieces him back together.
<DM>	*Vincent_Valentine's blood is splattered in a frosty display, but his fairy is nice.*
<Vincent_Valentine>	wait, no fairy.
<Vincent_Valentine>	nvm
*	Vincent_Valentine is just splattered.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$removeme
*	Kirran throws his fairy bottle at Vincent's body
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), GreedKing (1) and Red_Enrics (1).
<DM>	*I stand corrected - his fairy is a dead parrot. It has ceased to exist.*
<Nolyghots>	Uh oh!
<Red_Enrics>	Oh god, what
<Kirran>	(assuming I can do that.)
*	GreedKing has Null removed, but unfortunately, he does not get Hearts or Magic. CURSE YOU RED ENRICS!
<Red_Enrics>	Vincent exiting the battle changed the turn order
<GreedKing>	12h, 0m | Vine Wrap, Bleeding x1, Flash Armor, Electrified | Has access to Vincent_Valentine's stuff.
<GreedKing>	MWAHAHAHAH! GREED IS TRULY THE FINEST!
<DM>	$endturn
<Kirran>	Guys? Can I give my fairy to Vincent?
<Navi>	DM has ended GreedKing's turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), GreedKing (1) and Red_Enrics (1).
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Red_Enrics's turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), GreedKing (1) and Red_Enrics (1).
*	GreedKing takes a bleed damage (ow).
<Red_Enrics>	End it?
<Dex>	Hmm
<GreedKing>	11h, 0m | Vine Wrap, Bleeding x1, Flash Armor, Electrified | Has access to Vincent_Valentine's stuff.
<Red_Enrics>	(Do I end my turn?)
<Dex>	Daze Darts!
<DM>	(ended it for you)
<Dex>	Courage!
<Dex>	Roll!
<Dex>	$19d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 7, 4, 8, 3, 3, 4, 3, 4, 9, 5, 2, 3, 9, 6, 6, 6 and 2. Total: 99. Successes: 10.
<DM>	(Let's go with yes, you can use your fairy on someone else.)
<Dex>	is it shadow affinity too?
*	GreedKing curses the god darn vine wrap affliction allong with HouenKyomu's existence.
<DM>	yes they are
<Dex>	wooo
<DM>	so +2 successes
<GreedKing>	$14d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 10, 2, 3, 10, 7, 7, 5, 10, 10, 5, 2 and 9. Total: 85. Successes: 13.
*	GreedKing lucksacks and dodges Dex's Daze Darts (ALLITERATION!).
<Dex>	damn it
<Dex>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dex has ended their turn. HouenKyomu: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), GreedKing (1) and Red_Enrics (1).
<HouenKyomu>	... screw it.
*	HouenKyomu spawns a beacon over GreedKing's head.
<HouenKyomu>	17h, 8m
<HouenKyomu>	$endturn
<Navi>	HouenKyomu has ended their turn. Nolyghots: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), GreedKing (1) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Nolyghots>	Well, I've got nothing to lose
<Nolyghots>	Time to kill someone!~
*	Nolyghots strikes GreedKing. (Rolls Courage)
<Nolyghots>	$11d10
<DM>	*Shamu the Destructor finds his life terminated as his destructive powers implode on himself in a horrendous manner. Shamu shamu is no more.*
<Navi>	Nolyghots: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 10, 7, 6, 2, 3, 6, 9, 5 and 6. Total: 61. Successes: 9.
<GreedKing>	$14d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 2, 9, 6, 1, 8, 3, 6, 3, 7, 1, 7 and 4. Total: 72. Successes: 8.
*	GreedKing is actually hit!
<DM>	(that's the club, right?)
<Nolyghots>	(yep)
<DM>	9 - 8 = 1 + vine wrap sapping stuff = 3 damage
<Nolyghots>	10h 1m
<GreedKing>	8h, 0m | Vine Wrap, Bleeding x1, Flash Armor, Electrified | Has access to Vincent_Valentine's stuff.
<Nolyghots>	$enturn
<HouenKyomu>	17h, 8m
<Nolyghots>	$endturn
<Navi>	Nolyghots has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), GreedKing (1) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Nolyghots>	Kirran the Destroyer, obliterate! >:D
<DM>	*Lenny sends a minion to Denny's, where many Kennys were lying in wait. Every penny spent there was worth it.*
*	Kirran nocks an arrow and takes a shot at the Greedking, figuring Vincent would want the guy finished off first. (Roll Courage)
<Dex>	Good old Lenny. He's so reliable.
<Kirran>	$19d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 1, 7, 6, 8, 8, 7, 5, 3, 5, 2, 5, 5, 2, 5, 9, 1 and 6. Total: 94. Successes: 13.
<GreedKing>	$14d10
<Navi>	GreedKing: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 2, 5, 4, 5, 10, 3, 1, 1, 3, 5, 8 and 1. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
*	GreedKing is hit again- oh wow, gg GreedKing, CURSE YOU VINE SAP.
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Navi>	Kirran has ended their turn. GreedKing: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), GreedKing (2), Bob (2), GreedKing (1) and Red_Enrics (1).
<DM>	*Kirran's arrow lands a killing blow, severing the curse of bad luck as GreedKing acquires the one thing his greed avoided - Death in its finest. Enjoy your wealth in the afterlife.*
<GreedKing>	$removeme
<Navi>	GreedKing has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dex (9), HouenKyomu (7), Nolyghots (3), Kirran (2), Bob (2) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Kirran>	I told him he could have my arrows
<Nolyghots>	This battle isn't over yet!
<DM>	(Oh?)
<Dex>	FIRST THINGS FIRST.
<DM>	(lol, nice)
<Dex>	Removin' his eyes.
*	Nolyghots stops possessing the minion, in hopes of getting you guys to recruit her
*	Kirran immeadiately gets out his fairy bottle and uses it to revive Vincent
<Dex>	Super easy.
<Nolyghots>	Fuck it
*	Nolyghots possesses the minion again, goes to the roof, and jumps off
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<Nolyghots>	...
<Nolyghots>	Damn, she's durable
<Dex>	Simply take your thumb claws like *THIS* and ram them underneat the eyes like *THIS* then pull up and outward to pop them out of the sockets.
<Nolyghots>	She'd make a great meat shield!
<DM>	*Nolyghots possessed minion enjoys the pitfalls of gravity as she barely hangs onto life with 1 heart left.*
<Nolyghots>	Okay Dex, here's another minion for you!
*	Nolyghots stops possessing this lady
<Dex>	Uh... you wanna join up?
<DM>	*Mack the Knife is converted to a knife and gouges the eyes of his victim. It's not clean like Dex's work, but at least it killed him.*
<Nolyghots>	She'd make a good meatsheild
<DM>	(Give her a name?)
<Dex>	We offer names and a good steady job.
<Nolyghots>	Let's name her NolyBitch
<Dex>	Yeah no thats dumb.
<Dex>	What skills do you bring to the table?
<Nolyghots>	How about Fireblast?
<Kirran>	That's what I was thinking.
<+Fireblast124>	(.)
*	DM rolls random item drop.
<DM>	$5d12
<Dex>	Weapons? Magic? Ranged abilities?
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 12 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 7, 9 and 9. Total: 38.
<DM>	... you know what, I'm rerolling that, that's pretty bad
<DM>	$5d12
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 12 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 4, 6 and 12. Total: 30.
*	Vincent_Valentine comes to.
<DM>	hooooly crap
<Dex>	thats even worse?
<Kirran>	Alright, that's it. Everyone get OUT OF MY POOL DAMMIT!
<DM>	$1d2
<Navi>	DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
*	Vincent_Valentine sits up, after being stiched together by Kirran's fairy, ... ow that's gotta hurt.
<Nolyghots>	What is this DM doing? Shouldn't he be controlling that lady? >.>
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Nolyghots out the window.
<--	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Nolyghots from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in another channel on this network! Woah! «14,288»)
<DM>	*A Heart Container, A Magic Container, two Bombs, a Light Scroll #2, Frozen Devastator (Artifact), Frost Hide (Armor), and a Bling Ring (Legendary Ring) drop.*
<Dex>	TAKING HEART CONTAINER
<Red_Enrics>	Damn i
<Kirran>	I'd like the ring
<Vincent_Valentine>	Taking Ring
<Dex>	yoink
<Vincent_Valentine>	Yoink
*	Red_Enrics takes the Armor
<Red_Enrics>	Finally, I have something to wear
<Red_Enrics>	That doesn't suck, I mean
*	Vincent_Valentine is still nekkid.
*	Vincent_Valentine grabs the light scroll as well.
<Kirran>	Well, I guess I'll take the heart container then.
<Dex>	i already grabbed it
<Kirran>	dibs
<Kirran>	Dammit
<Kirran>	le sigh.
<DM>	*Joey Joe Johnson jacks up the jelly and jellos the slam jam as the minion is jailed to his jawbreaking death.*
<Red_Enrics>	...
<Red_Enrics>	Nevermind
<DM>	*Xibit..................................
<Red_Enrics>	I forgot about the armor I was wearing
<Red_Enrics>	Shit
<Dex>	Ah Xibit. Always ready to drop some phat beetz
<Red_Enrics>	Grog n Armor
<Red_Enrics>	I shouldn't have taken 3 damage in this battle, because of it
<Red_Enrics>	Oh well
<DM>	you would've actually
<DM>	frost damage (neutral), goes straight through
<Dex>	so whats left
<Red_Enrics>	oh
<Dex>	for loot
<Dex>	did someone take the magic container?
<Vincent_Valentine>	no
<DM>	*Xibit exhibits a ribbiting display of life inhibiting abilities with some phat beetz on his new armor (aka, the carcass of his victim).*
<Red_Enrics>	I'll take it
<Red_Enrics>	Even though I don't use magic that much
<DM>	*Bombs are still there
<DM>	*Devastator still there
*	Vincent_Valentine request link for scroll
*	Red_Enrics takes the bombs
<Dex>	Well I can't use the devastator.
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=22 - random item drops and stuffs
<DM>	*None of you have water affinity. You all suck.*
<Red_Enrics>	Nobody can use the Devastator
<DM>	*I'm sure you could sell it for a hefty amount though.*
<Kirran>	Vincent, you took the ring yes?
<Red_Enrics>	Link me to bombs
<DM>	see the link I just linked
<Red_Enrics>	oh
<Dex>	Well I'll take it and sell it if nobody is going to protest.
<Vincent_Valentine>	I did get the ring.
*	DM rolls for the thieves.
<DM>	$5d5
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 5 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 5, 4 and 3. Total: 15.
<Red_Enrics>	How many bombs is it?
<Vincent_Valentine>	2
<DM>	two
<Kirran>	Can I have the Sword Dex, since I didn't get anything else?
<Dex>	Yeah sure.
<DM>	*Smilin' Jack reaches his grave with a smile and high-fives KEESE AND CO. on the way over to heaven.*
<Nolyghots>	Pfft
<Nolyghots>	You guys aren't going to heaven
<Dex>	And for Noly here's Greedboy's eyeballs.
<Vincent_Valentine>	lol
<Nolyghots>	You're just ending up in the nearest Graveyard as a Poe
<DM>	*Lefty, despite not being right, turns a minion into leftovers for the vultures to enjoy a nice hearty breakfast for the following morning.*
<Nolyghots>	YAY!
<Dex>	Don't say I never gave you nothin'.
<Vincent_Valentine>	I like how you got one of each number there, DM
*	Nolyghots eats both of GreedKings eyes
<DM>	lol
<Vincent_Valentine>	two, one, five, four, three.
<Vincent_Valentine>	xD
<DM>	*Fingers McGee inserts his fingers into painful spots on the victim as the rest of this death line is censored with a NSFW tag. Note to self - stay away from Fingers McGee.*
<Nolyghots>	Eek
<Dex>	ATTA BOY FINGERS!
<Dex>	Best bandit party turned mercenary company ever.
<DM>	*Clancy ends up being part of a novelistic death, though there were no guns involved - only clubs, shields, and the painful impacts caused by physics.*
<DM>	....... oh god
<DM>	this last one
<DM>	oooooohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
<Nolyghots>	Now I know that whenever Fingers McGee is around, that I've seen enough hentai to know where that is going
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
<--	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in #potato. «14,289»)
<Red_Enrics>	Well he's dead
<Red_Enrics>	Now what?
<Dex>	so far
<Dex>	half the meatsheilds are dead
<DM>	*Metal Gear Pete sneaks up to the minion from behind. His cardboard box wraps around the man's legs. He looks down as an exclamation mark pieces his chest, and his beating heart is used to power a metal gear from beyond the 4th wall. Sneaky Metal Gear Pete is... truly Solid.*
<Dex>	only 2 grunts dead
<DM>	*Snake approves.*
<Vincent_Valentine>	lmfao
<Dex>	and only 2 thieves dead
<Red_Enrics>	Can we just get on with the recruiting this lady, Dex?!
*	Vincent_Valentine already recruited her, have a nice day.
*	Vincent_Valentine walks off.
<Dex>	INTERVIEW MUST BE CONDUCTED
<Dex>	Skills?
<DM>	*As the Greed King falls to the ground from Legolas- I mean Kirran's arrow, the greedy king's army succumbs to the power of Dex's army and forfeits.*
<DM>	(Red, you can take control of the lady)
<Dex>	Gentlemen I hope all our army based victories are forfits.
<Red_Enrics>	fiiiiine
<Dex>	Forfeits?
<Dex>	Wins by default.
<Kirran>	Four Feats?
*	Vincent_Valentine swats Dex upside the head with a fortnight.
<DM>	*You do notice HouenKyomu's supposed minions have completely disappeared from the area.*
<HouenKyomu>	Hmm? I guess those guys stopped following me. THEY COULDN'T TAKE THE SCIENCE.
<Dex>	So ma'am what skills do you have?
*	HouenKyomu sneaks into the Greed King's throne room while Dex conducts his interview with the lady.
*	Kirran goes looking for the Deku prisoners who might have survived.
<Recruit>	I'm not very strong...so I don't really know
<DM>	(oh.... I forgot something... again)
<DM>	+40 EXP
<DM>	+250 Rupees
<Vincent_Valentine>	... lmfao
<Dex>	Good enough.
<Vincent_Valentine>	[stats power=19 courage=16 wisdom=4 hearts=6/10 magic=3/3 exp=28/40 level=8 sp=0 usp=40 rupees=1,114 rp=3 orechunks=0]Vincent Valentine[/stats]
<DM>	$2d5
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 5 Sides. Result: 5 and 4. Total: 9.
<Vincent_Valentine>	Instant level up.
<Dex>	You'll start out as a grunt but if you're quick and clever that can change.
<DM>	*Kirran finds 9 Deku Prisoners that have survived. He learns that most of the Dekus actually weren't even at the palace, but now that the Greed King and his army have fallen, the Dekus and the Deku King can return to the palace.*
<Dex>	You look like a Duchess Latifah to me.
<Dex>	Duchess for short.
<Recruit>	eh?
<DM>	*The Deku offer Kirran (specifically, for going through the trouble of rescuing all the Dekus) a Heart Container and a Magic Container.*
<Dex>	Or just Latifah.
<Dex>	Either would be good.
<Dex>	Now let's look into getting paid for saving the walking bushes.
<Recruit>	I honestly don't like either of those names. hehe
*	HouenKyomu returns from the throne room, carrying a vial of something rather bright.
*	Kirran glady accepts
<HouenKyomu>	Ah, this should fix up the river just fine...
<Nolyghots>	Hmm? What is that?
<Nolyghots>	Ohhhh
<Nolyghots>	Antidote, got it
<HouenKyomu>	Well then gentlemen, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my fortress and apply this to the river.
<HouenKyomu>	Oh, I suppose I should do something else...
<Recruit>	I would prefer a name like...Ryfia, maybe?
<Dex>	You'll have to take that up with human resourcecs then Latifah.
<Recruit>	...
<Dex>	If you do well enough you might be eligable for a name change. Until then you're stuck.
*	GrammarNazi eats Dex's typo!
<Latifah>	Fine
<HouenKyomu>	I'll be visiting Hyrule Castle periodically with a little shop that some of you with multiple chemistries (he means affinities) will certainly enjoy.
*	GrammarNazi denies Dex's commands, "Resources" doesn't have an extra "c".
<Kirran>	Wow, the scientist actually turned out to be an alright, if very unbalanced, guy.
<Dex>	Resourcces then.
*	BlueShell kicks Dex out the window.
<--	BlueShell has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the pants! «14,291»)
<Dex>	Some people. Jeez.
<Dex>	Anyway.
*	BlueShell kicks Dex out the window.
<--	BlueShell has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the STD Realm of poo! «14,292»)
<DM>	*Note - HouenKyomu will be converted to an NPC down the road and will no longer be classified as a Boss Ally when that happens.*
<Dex>	Coulda sworn we were going to have to fight him.
<Dex>	Probably for the best. It would have sapped all our resourcces.
<HouenKyomu>	FHUA HAHAHAHAHAH! Me? Fight me?
<Nolyghots>	Agreed, with the Evil Laugh and all
<Nolyghots>	Well, the evil laugh seems to hint it
<HouenKyomu>	Ooh, you should be careful what you ask for, or else I might not set up that shop!
<Nolyghots>	*Gulp* Fine, point taken
<DM>	(So, who do you think has a higher chance of backstabbing everyone? HouenKyomu, or Shady?)
*	Vincent_Valentine leaves the party where they are and heads back towards Clock Town.
<HouenKyomu>	See ya round.
*	HouenKyomu waves and departs.
<Dex>	Whoa whoa whoa wait a sec.
<Red_Enrics>	Hmm, where is Vincent, heading?
<Dex>	What about getting paid?
<Kirran>	Oh that's right.
<Dex>	We got the girl and now we need to get paid.
<Dex>	Twice if possible.
<Kirran>	We were supposed to get him to come back with us, weren't we?
<Dex>	Maybe three times.
<Dex>	Well technically he IS going back.
<DM>	*Too late. He has left. But, if you want to get paid... there is the Greed King's corpse.*
<Dex>	LOOTS IT YO!
<Red_Enrics>	...uh oh, guys, how many days have we been on this little trip? (In game time, not real time.)
<Dex>	2 days.
<Red_Enrics>	Shit
<DM>	yeah, 2 days sounds right
<Red_Enrics>	My wife is gonna be pissed
<Dex>	Less chat more looting the fat bastard's body.
<DM>	you think that's bad? You now have a female ghost companion. Watch your wife be jealous now.
<DM>	*You all returns to Clock To- actually, real fast, Dex, where is your army staying?
<DM>	*They still have the camp in Woodfall.*
<Dex>	How much is a decent shop in town?
<Red_Enrics>	*Perhaps the Stock Pot Inn?*
<DM>	Hmm... Shady might have some accomodations.....
<Red_Enrics>	*Sigh* My wife is in Clock Town Right now, she's gonna be angry.
<DM>	*You all return to Clock Town with the corpse of the Greed King.*
<Dex>	Guess I can see what Shady has while we turn this in.
<Red_Enrics>	And we're back
<Vincent_Valentine>	"What took you slow-pokes so long, the usual bickering?"
*	Red_Enrics feels a tap from his Shoulder.
*	Red_Enrics turns around, and sees his wife.
<Kirran>	Nah, it was lugging this corpse back.
*	Shady appears before you suddenly.
<Shady>	Ah, hello and welcome back!
<Green_Enrics>	WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, RED?!
<Red_Enrics>	Gah!
<Shady>	So... you all are back, but those other guys aren't.... oh, they'll probably show up in a day or two.
<Shady>	ANYHOW
<Dex>	ANYWAY
<Shady>	Who uhh... is that?
*	Shady points to the corpse.
<Dex>	The cause of the trouble in the woods?
*	Kirran waves hands dramatically
<Kirran>	the Greed King!
<Dex>	Sans eyeballs.
<Green_Enrics>	Who are these people you are with?!
<Shady>	The wha? I told you to get a scientist, not a.... wait, who's this greed king?
<Red_Enrics>	Oh uh...friends?
<Dex>	Well...
<Dex>	It took an army to take him down.
<Kirran>	Some guy who took over the Deku Palace, poisoned the river, and generally caused a lot of trouble.
<Dex>	Why settle for some lame ass scientist?
<Green_Enrics>	And who is this lady?!
<Shady>	Oh, so he's the REAL cause.
<Shady>	Good point....
<Kirran>	As far as we can tell.
<Nolyghots>	Umm...
<Dex>	You got yourself a genuine greed monster right here.
<Shady>	Well then, it's time to give you your reward, tee hee hee! ^_^
<Kirran>	>_>
*	Shady notices Nolyghots.
<Shady>	... is that a poe companion fellow?
<Nolyghots>	Eh? Why are you staring at me like that? It's creepy.
<Shady>	-_-
<Shady>	%_%
<Kirran>	Less fellow, more lady.
<Shady>	^_^
*	Shady digs into his stash of stuff.
<Green_Enrics>	Who is this woman, Red?!
<Red_Enrics>	Someone whho I just kinda stumbled upon?
*	BlueShell kicks Red_Enrics out the window.
<--	BlueShell has kicked Red_Enrics from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Kirby's dinner table, better hope Kirby isn't hungry «14,293»)
<Shady>	Hmm, this should do juuuuuuuust fine!
<Shady>	Here - pick a ring, any ring you want! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=32&pid=58#pid58
*	Green_Enrics drags Noly and Red outside, and yells at both of them
*	Kirran puruses the rings on display.
*	Kirran and typos at the same time.
<Dex>	Yoinkin' a friendship ring!
*	Shady sees Dex's army of mercs and notices the townsfolk rather frazzled. It's a wonder how you even got in with that army. Are the guards sleeping or something?
<Vincent_Valentine>	05 - Friendship Ring
<Vincent_Valentine>	Costs 150 Rupees to buy.
<Vincent_Valentine>	    Requires Level 10
<Vincent_Valentine>	    A light pink ring with the emblem of a handshake.
<Vincent_Valentine>	    When you successfully cover for someone, both you and the one you covered for gain 3 Hearts and 2 Magic.
<Vincent_Valentine>	    Breaks after use in 3 battles.
<Vincent_Valentine>	        Amount: 0 Battles
<Dex>	Also don't you owe us a weapon each?
<Vincent_Valentine>	...
<Shady>	Hmmm.... you seem to have a bit of predicament there, don't ya?
<Vincent_Valentine>	does that mean ...
<Red_Enrics>	(I'll take the Dark Ring.)
<Shady>	A weapon? Did I promise that?
<Vincent_Valentine>	successfully used the cover ability
<Vincent_Valentine>	or defended while covering?
<Dex>	Yeah.
<DM>	defended while covering
<DM>	I'll fix that
<Vincent_Valentine>	A reword might help here.
<Red_Enrics>	(But yeah, buying a Dark Ring)
<DM>	(not buying, just take it)
<DM>	(the reward is take a ring, not buy it)
<Red_Enrics>	(oh)
<Bob>	'Ey I wants da Smiley God Joy Ring!
<Red_Enrics>	(Can Shady Appraise rings?)
<Shady>	Oh right, a weapon for each of you... well, I've been busy these days, so it'll take some more time, but you all should have it by your next quest!
*	Vincent_Valentine yoinks a Opaque Ring.
<Dex>	Gold Bob. That's Gold.
<Bob>	Yeah dat one.
<DM>	(Just pick the specific ring you want and it's yours. It's already appraised.)
*	Kirran likes the look of the mirror ring, and takes one.
<Red_Enrics>	I know, but I have a ring that needs appraisal
<DM>	oh
<Vincent_Valentine>	same.
<Bob>	psst give bob the  gold joy ring
<DM>	well, Hylian Shop is open for appraisal
<Bob>	shady doesnt appraise?
<Red_Enrics>	(We're not in Hylian Shop though. ;~;)
<DM>	nope, Shady doesn't appraise, he simply has stuff, cause he's a shady guy
<DM>	Hyrule Castle and Clock Town are connected
<DM>	if you didn't read the lore on it.... gimme a second
*	Vincent_Valentine goes to the Clock Tower and enters the warp that sends him to the Temple of Time in Hyrule, and thus goes to the Hylian Shop to apprise his common ring.
<Dex>	Right well. I was wondering if you had any property for sale.
<Dex>	Something large enough to hold an army.
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=92
<DM>	Temple of Time links to Clock Tower and vice versa
*	Red_Enrics throws his Common Ring at Dex(He's still being yelled at.) with a note that says "Appraise this, and then give it back
<Shady>	Property? For sale? With your pitiful amount of money? HAH!
<Shady>	I tell ya what though...
<Shady>	The training grounds at Hyrule Castle are rather unused these days
<Vincent_Valentine>	$1d14
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 1 Die with 14 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8.
*	Vincent_Valentine 's common ring turns out to be a Pale Ring.
<Dex>	Feh too much of "the man" around.
<Red_Enrics>	(So how does Appraisal work again?)
<Dex>	It would harsh on my fledgling business.
<Shady>	I can convert a good amount of it into some living quarters
<DM>	(what are you appraising again?)
<DM>	(err, trying to get appraised)
*	Vincent_Valentine doesn't use magic much, so he sells it to the shop for 30 Rupees, incuring a loss of 20 Rupees.
<Red_Enrics>	(A Common Ring)
<Dex>	Ehhhh if you don't have what I'm looking for I'll think of something else.
<DM>	(costs 50 Rupees, then roll $1d14)
<Red_Enrics>	Alirght
<DM>	(the number corresponds to the numbers in the common rings list)
<Red_Enrics>	$1d14
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 14 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<Dex>	except i have your ring still
<Dex>	you tossed it to me
<Shady>	You know I'm the keeper of the training grounds, right? It'd just be me there.
<Red_Enrics>	(Just as pretend)
<Dex>	Naw don't worry yourself about it.
<DM>	(You got the Blast Ring)
<Dex>	I have something else in mind.
<Shady>	Okay, whatever boats your float man! I wouldn't keep them in town though, the townsfolk don't seem to like 'em.
<Dex>	Your advice is being taken onboard.
<DM>	-=QUEST END=-