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then a button that says "Fuck This" then
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Yeah no, fuck this shit. Seriously. You grip your controller with a barely restrained fury, fighting the urge to throw it across the room in a fit. Taking a moment, you collect yourself, and test the game. Yep, totally unresponsive to your buttons now. Damn thing froze AGAIN.You sigh a defeated sigh and cut the power to your Super Fentendo. After removing your Corruption of Champions cartridge and inspecting it for damage, you flip it over and blow into the open end if it a few times. Crisp, clean blowing, from one end to the other. Thorough. Professional. These games should be proud to have you as their owner.You flip up the little plastic fedora on your Imp-head-shaped Fentendo, exposing the cartridge slot and giving it a looksee. No problems there, it seems. Just to be sure, you huff and puff and blow for dust. It’s bad enough that this system only supports one game, AND you have to go out to the store and pick up a new copy of it every time the developer makes one or two tiny little changes to the game. But these crashes and terrible dialogue in the last scene? You’d think that some of the writers just weren’t trying anymore.The system powers up with the usual blips and boops you’d expect from this 8-bit powerhouse. So far so good. The Corruption of Champions title screen pops up, heralded by a little pixelated imp eagerly waving at the player with both hands and something else . The CoC theme kicks up, and you smile to yourself. Goddamn if that theme isn’t catchy as all getout. You’re going to have it stuck in your head for the rest of the day, you wager, but at least you’ll have something to hum while you play.Oh goddammit. You remember that your progress from before was lost, and now you have to start from the beginning. You can’t help but roll your eyes and groan, though you’re hardly angry enough to put a controller-shaped hole through your TV screen over this. But hey! At least you were smart enough to jot down the Champion Password. Perhaps one day video games will be sophisticated enough to have some internal means of storing progress, but at least with this, you should be able to get all of your old stuff!
with a button labeled "restore" then
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You successfully restore your game. Everything’s intact. At least, you thought it was. You must have messed up the password somewhere along the line, but oddly enough, the only difference is the clock being set an hour ahead and a few extra gems and EXP in your pocket.It is like fucking christmas up in here.