A GolemQuest rap (happy one year birthday)

Well, down in these parts a year ago
In a place we call Mosmordre
We helped wake up a Soul Grave
Kicked him in the head and called him Morde

A few minutes later, and his kills went up
Left those guards wishin they still had their guts
A few bites later, and the souls he ate
He looked over at the mage and thought, ‘just great!’

Lugging humans around,
had to put on a show
or else Everyone thought
to death he should go
We learned real fast, and got a pristine too
That when it comes to goddamn Yetis
Expect nothing buy betrayal, Fool!

A laser beam later, and put the Premen on the throne
Ya got your move on, your groove on,
got this Free Will to go
A lot happened in a year or so
and drawin out the fans,
 Ya did that fa sho.

Introducin  mah bro Arkus
Hes the mage with the smartses
Lackin confidence,not brains
hes as street as it gets
Had to steal a book, just to learn how to cast
When it comes to the foxy ladies father’s and
against the guard, hes HAULED ASS!
Lovein the ladies with them large tracts of land
We keep givin him a million things to do, man!
But he puts up with us, cause he knows we're the best
Mage Morde apprentice representin,
an entire R&D at its best
Maybe someday, the dude can get some rest.

Represintin Keddic,  Harksburton the 4th
Master of the red blood,
master of the white
A single blood cell o his be
as lethal as a giant's might
When you can impale the town favorite
you don’t pretend.
Able to beat the magic soul, with his heart of gold
Hes fightin for his family
 and gotta kill life golem insane
But hey, for a guy representin order,
hes nothing but game.
As a lion hes proud
His sword can always be found
As big as two men
Always bringin' opponents down
Look at this hunter! Hes all big game
married but once,
 ya know that's a shame
Only once annoyed to death by a man named Senth
But beatin' down the unjust?
He will never feel a need to repent.

Hey! Meet my new bro Bang
Hes a wee bit insane
But if you listen to what he tells the wife
Hes got full control of all of his brain!

He wins with nothing but a punch to the face
Leavin' the immortal down in disgrace
He will kill ya with healin
Not beyond some kill stealin
Because when it comes to a fight
He don’t stop, that’s right
Ya gotta get him in the brain meats
Or wait till that scarf turns white
But when controllin a guy who jumps on gravity
MAN! Something so wrong… just feel so right.

We got some deep spawn
Theoretically fifty or so strong
But the power of these creatures man?
Some people think its wrong
I be Phohnen up my homes
To leave Burduko alone
Cause he be goin everywhere
That people need him homes.
Zelgoto is strength
And Dompaggio wonders
Just leavin Vandgurd in the vanguard
let Nihilino make em go away
Nidhogg be a bitchin dragon
And Sadronm always be planning
 while Aggocrag is on fire
And Welgahoo makin the land to your desire
Murhyihal though, makin us much a-live-er
And Bobobo, he steals the show
That embodiment of author
Knows everything, OH!
Our Deep Spawn brothers we be representin
Regeneratin from the hatin
And we always be comptenplatin
What should next one embody?
Its not always elation.
But when ya gives up part of the Caged One
This kind of class is what has begun

And look at the 15 ton golem in the room
Stealin the show
Hes got a soul nexus
And he will use it yo
Railin and Railgunnin
Invertin and hurtin
Stealin your soul
And gainin power for it homes
His personality is magnetic
His tongue is silver
Got a million players
Tryin to get in on this slayer
But hes his own
as the chaos shows
Literally one of a kind
As far as we know
Eatin the heroics
And built on the legendary
An army on his doorstep hopin to play
But its okay
Cause a man who can have Dulu at his side
Ain’t gonna stop at a one year ride.