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- >need to go into town to buy bra and panties for disabled sister
- >find a pair of pink frilly ones
- >get nervous about buying them
- >sweating very profusely at the potential embarassment
- >try to hide them in my fanny pack and go out
- >panny pack is stuffed to the brim with spaghetti and i cant
- >go to the changing rooms and put them on under my trenchcoat and cargo shorts
- >re-attach my cape and put my fedora back on
- >shuffle out without being seen somehow
- >suddenly remember i got invited to my only friends birthday party
- >go along to his house and sit in the corner sipping my juice box
- >very drunk girl comes up to me and says she wants to fuck
- >fall instantly in love with her and make a mental note to look up her facebook and masturbate to her pictures
- >she begins taking my clothes off in front of everyone
- >everyone sees the bra and panties im wearing
- >i panic and shit myself squealing "its not mine its my sisters"
- >people laughing, some pass out from the stench
- >run out crying, my pile of fedoras falling off one by one as i exit the building
- >arrested for shoplifting
- why is life so cruel ;_:
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