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- >"Hey there, lil' buddy. Watcha' doing out here?"
- >"Don't worry, we'll find your parents."
- >"Looks like we're out of luck today, lil' buddy. Maybe, we'll find them tomorrow."
- >"You're okay with milk in a carton, right? Of course you do, you're just a baby! Uh, foal."
- >"Sorry, lil' buddy. No one here seems to know you. Would you like to stay with me?"
- >"I'll take that giggle as a yes. You're too cute to be at the orphanage."
- >"I should give you a name, shouldn't I? Hmm, I'll just keep calling you buddy, since it really stuck with me. Yeah? Alright, from now on, we are Buddy and Anon!"
- >"'Dad?' That doesn't sound right."
- >"No, no, I just mean it doesn't have a nice catch, yanno? Maybee...hmm."
- >"Oh, I got it! Call me "Nonno". I think it's Italian? Yeah, I'm your Nonno, and you'll always be my little buddy."
- >"What happened? Who did this to you?"
- >"Nonsense, no one just trips and get a black eye. Tell me."
- >"At the school...Oh, Buddy, I'm sorry. I'm sorry Nonno wasn't there to help you. It's okay, it's okay. Let's use up all your tears today and get those fillies tomorrow, yeah?"
- >"A colt smooched you? Did you smooch back?"
- >"Of course he like you, Buddy! Otherwise he wouldn't have done that!"
- >"I'm not mad at you, Buddy. I'm happy that my daughter has someone who likes her. Just use protection, alright? Ah, stop tickling me! That was a joke!"
- >"He dumped you? Why?"
- >"It was a- Buddy, I wouldn't call that a joke in any sense of the word."
- >"Everything's alright, Buddy, someday you'll find your other half. Nonno's sure of it."
- >"Sorry, sorry! I should've knocked before coming in!"
- >"Um, Buddy? Can we have a small talk?"
- >"No need to be nervous, I know it's natural for you to be doing...that at your age."
- >"So, who were you thinking of?"
- >"Ha! You should've seen- what?"
- >"M-Me? Buddy, that's not funny."
- >"Oh, you're serious."
- ...
- >"Why? Buddy, I'm over twice your age now."
- >"'You don't care'? Well, I do! I don't want your lover to die years before you do!"
- >"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to raise my voice at you, Buddy. It's my fault."
- >"I-If you're really sure, maybe I, I'll try. Don't get mad if Nonno gets senile early, okay?"
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