where did you come from Pokemon Go 3

Where did you come from, Pokemon Go? (now with updated and expanded lyrics)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkXCYrQUAg (Cotton eyed Joe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Octj5onRdE8 (Rednex Karaoke)



You heard 'bout this Pokemon Go?
Been out about a day or so
How long'll it last, how high will it grow?
Where did you come from, Pokemon go?

You heard 'bout this Pokemon Go?
I been playing up and down the road
Through the suburbs, and the metro
Where will you go to, Pokemon Go!


Went to the park, and wouldn't you know
Caught a pidgey on my first throw
then a rattata and a slowbro
Everyone's playing that Pokemon go!

Found a Lure in the ghetto
Got shanked and had mah money stole
Totally worth it, caught a hypno
Everyone's playing that Pokemon Go!


(female)
Came in riding a wave of nostalgia
Twitter didn't have one bad thing to tell ya
You'd meet new friends and walking's no chore
Wondered why they hadn't done this before


Well gym battling's just so-so
And I'm still trying to find ditto
Where's Unova, and where's Johto?
what else ya got in pokemon go

Caught me yet another fearrow
Getting mighty bored with just Kanto
Where's Cyndaquil, an' where's Treeko?
What else ya got in Pokemon Go?


(female)
Been a month and they're done with the fad
Back to Facebook and to Snapchat
Jumped the stocks but then they fell low
Cos It wasn't made by Nintendo


Well what's next for Pokemon Go?
Do they want me to cough up dough?
Pay for Kalos, n' pay for Sinnoh
I'm not playing that Pokemon Go!

Next they'll bring out Mario
pimp him out like a common ho
If it's shit, don't call it guano
I'm not playing that Pokemon Go!


You heard 'bout this Pokemon Go?
Flash in the pan with nothing to show.
Like the Wii u, like Amiibos
Wasting my time on Pokemon Go!

You heard 'bout this Pokemon Go?
Should've stopped playing a long time ago.
Where did it come from? Not Nintendo
Wasted my time on Pokemon Go!


You heard 'bout this Pokemon Go?
Been out about a month or so.
How long'll it last, how high will it grow?
Where will you go to, Pokemon go?