HellMOO Recipes not in Maimai's blackbook

Hi, I'm Sobek and these are some of the recipes not in Maimai's blackbook or the Fuck Tenren list. Enjoy!


You peer into the expanded electronics workbench to read the schematic for a corpsec drone EMP armor pack.
It tells you how to make a bundle of emp armor kits with the following components:
    6 - carbon fiber panels
    6 - aluminum plates
Making this would take expertise in craft and good familiarity with science.
In the upper right corner is a note: 'First discovered by Dr. Sorel.'

A photocopied technical breakdown of how to adapt a wireless access port into a long-range network finder using a plane's internal guidance systems. A stick figure with huge tits is doodled into the right margin with a speech bubble that reads, "I'm Cody and I love sucking big dicks!"
It tells you how to make a network uplink module with the following components:
    1 - circuit board
    3 - microprocessors
    1 - transformer
    4 - relays
    2 - capacitors
    1 - electromagnetic motor
    1 - chrome hubcap
    1 - access station
Making this would take a little knowledge of hack and a little knowledge of craft.
You realize you'd have to make this on an electronics workbench.
In the upper right corner is a note: 'First discovered by Network Tech Sobek.'

It tells you how to make a l33t helmet with the following components:
    1 - football helmet
    1 - alkatek DNI
   24 - tamagotchis
    2 - capacitors
   12 - resistors
    4 - circuit boards
    1 - microprocessor
    6 - small springs
    1 - fiber mesh
    2 - spools of brass wire
    4 - LEDs
Making this would take decent familiarity with craft and good familiarity with science.

A piece of construction paper outlining the manufacture of an advanced piece of DNI-operated machinery.
It tells you how to make a remote repair terminal with the following components: (BROKEN, DO NOT CRAFT)
    3 - capacitors
    1 - brick of quick-mold plastic
    4 - keypad circuits
    1 - cyberdeck (any kind)
    1 - access station
    4 - titanium plates
    1 - aluminum plate
    1 - mass spectrometer
    1 - broken LCD
    6 - microprocessors
    6 - circuit boards
    2 - PlayStations
Making this would take serious expertise in craft, expertise in science, and massive expertise in
repair.

A laminated sheet printed with a sewing pattern for making an article of clothing.
It tells you how to make a pair of leech-hide boots with the following components:
    2 - bunny pelts
    4 - tanned leech-hides
    1 - ice yeti pelt
Making this would take good familiarity with craft.

A blueprint and attached instructions for assembling some type of motorcycle.
It tells you how to make a Warthog motorbike with the following components:
    8 - rusty metal spikes
    8 - o-rings
    2 - steel pipe caps
    6 - short steel pipes
    2 - ferrule fuses
    1 - condenser coil
    2 - long steel pipes
    2 - electromagnetic motors
    1 - liquid reservoir assembly
    1 - flywheel assembly
    1 - broken battery pack
    4 - chrome hubcaps
    2 - force shock absorption assemblies
    1 - piezoelectric ignition circuit
    1 - rusted radiator
    1 - bike chain
    1 - tube of buckey lube
    1 - hydraulic cylinder
    2 - tires
You realize you could make this without needing a workbench.
Making this would take serious expertise in craft and serious expertise in repair.

A sheaf of laminated gray sheets, detailling instructions for metallurgical crafts.
It tells you how to make an electromag inductor with the following components:
    1 - brick of quick-mold plastic
    1 - electromagnetic motor
    1 - superconductor ring
    1 - electromagnetic dissipation assembly
Made on forge
Making this would take expertise in craft.

The diagram looks like a copy of a copy of a very old document.  It details how to make a variable frequency oscilator that with automatically try and
operate at the correct frequency to induce tremors.
It tells you how to make an earthquake machine with the following components:
    1 - soda keg
    1 - hydraulic cylinder
    1 - tube of buckey lube
    2 - short lengths of copper wire
    1 - confabulator
    3 - microprocessors
    2 - circuit boards
    1 - chrome hubcap
    1 - electromagnetic dissipation assembly
    2 - lead bars
    2 - o-rings
    1 - condenser coil
    1 - ballast assembly
    1 - electromagnetic motor
    1 - flywheel assembly
    1 - servomotor
    4 - broken battery packs
    1 - broken LCD
    1 - superconductor ring
    1 - keypad circuit
    2 - small spools of q-adhesive micro-slicing fiber
    1 - class III laser
    6 - clear tamagotchis
You realize you could make this without needing a workbench.
Making this would take expertise in craft.

A set of detailed instructions on how to brew homemade soda.
It tells you how to make a keg of homebrew soda with the following components:
  5u of water
    4 - packets of sugar
    1 - soda keg
Making this would take good familiarity with craft.

A printed schematic showing how to build something.
It tells you how to make a NetHat FaceSplash with the following components:
    2 - alkatek DNIs
    4 - microprocessors
    4 - nanopacitors
    1 - bag of high quality nanotubes
    1 - rainbow beanie
Making this would take expertise in craft and serious expertise in science.
In the upper right corner is a note: 'First discovered by Dr. Scribbs.' (RIP)

It tells you how to make a CAMS sensor package with the following components:
    4 - quartz lenses
    1 - camcorder
    1 - tech manual
    6 - capacitors
    1 - circuit board
    6 - short lengths of copper wire
    1 - lunch box
    2 - microprocessors
    1 - broken battery pack
Making this would take good familiarity with craft and decent familiarity with hack.

A diagram explaining how to build an armor kit for a small robot.
It tells you how to make a bundle of impact armor kits with the following components:
    6 - carbon fiber panels
    4 - iron bars
Making this would take good familiarity with craft and decent familiarity with science.

Scrawled towards the side is "POSSIBLE USE FOR MUTANT ORGAN ??"
It tells you how to make an acid pump kit with the following components:
    1 - squishy green gland
    1 - liquid reservoir assembly
    1 - empty canister
You realize you could make this without needing a workbench.
Making this would take expertise in craft and expertise in chemistry.

A hastily-scrawled diagram on the back of a manila envelope, showing the construction of a makeshift weapon.
It tells you how to make a tentacle with the following components:
    1 - kraken tentacle
You realize you could make this without needing a workbench.
Making this would take some familiarity with craft.

A hastily-scrawled diagram on the back of a manila envelope, showing the construction of a makeshift weapon.
It tells you how to make a venomous lash with the following components:
    1 - zombie hide
    3 - venom sacs
You realize you could make this without needing a workbench.
Making this would take decent familiarity with craft and decent familiarity with whip.

A set of instructions for using a simple acid-base reaction to distill and weaponize asperger's syndrome molecules. It is written in pink gel pen on a large sheet of heavily creased yellow graph paper.
It tells you how to make a spergnade with the following components:
    1 - genius brain
    1 - empty canister
    1 - box of baking soda
Making this would take good familiarity with brains, decent familiarity with craft, and a little knowledge of chemistry.
In the upper right corner is a note: 'First discovered by Dr. Leal.'

A hastily-scrawled diagram on the back of a manila envelope, showing the construction of a makeshift weapon.
It tells you how to make a sharpened teeth with the following components:
    1 - jawbone
You realize you could make this without needing a workbench.
Making this would take some familiarity with craft.

A construction schematic and instructions on how to build a portalgun.
It tells you how to make a portalgun with the following components:
   2 - plutonium rods
   5 - short lengths of copper wire
   1 - advanced firing mechanism
   1 - tesla generator assembly
   2 - class III lasers
   2 - small spools of q-adhesive micro-slicing fiber
   1 - superconductor ring
   1 - firing pin assembly
   2 - electromagnetic dissipation assemblies
   1 - brick of quick-mold plastic
   1 - multi-chip module I
   6 - microprocessors
   4 - nanopacitors
   4 - transistors
   4 - diodes
Making this would take expertise in science. You realize you'd have to make this on a particle accelerator bench.

A thin binder full of complex technical specifications, showing how to perform a nuclear chemistry
procedure.
It tells you how to make an enriched uranium rod with the following components:
    1 - yellowcake
Making this would take expertise in science and good familiarity with chemistry.

A thin binder full of complex technical specifications, showing how to perform a nuclear chemistry
procedure.
It tells you how to make a plutonium rod with the following components:
    2 - spent fuel rods
Making this would take expertise in science and good familiarity with chemistry.

A few sheets of paper showing you how to... fold sheets of paper. Huh.
It tells you how to make an unwrapped package with the following components:
    2 - documents (any kind)
Making this would take a little knowledge of craft.

Hastily drawn instructions about how to make a tinderbox out of regular materials.
It tells you how to make a tinderbox with the following components:
    1 - piece of flint
    1 - lunch box
    1 - flat stone
    1 - steel pipe cap
    1 - charcoal briquette
You realize you could make this without needing a workbench.
Making this would take a little knowledge of craft and a little knowledge of scavenge.

Instructions scrawled in black marker on the back of a yellow manila envelope, describing how to make something.
It tells you how to make a crack pipe with the following components:
    1 - glass tube
    1 - Brillo pad
You realize you could make this without needing a workbench.
Making this would take a little knowledge of craft.

An index card with one of Grandma's favorite recipes written on it.  Not that you had a Grandma.
It tells you how to make two packets of sugar with the following components:
    1 - sugar beet
Making this would take good familiarity with craft.

It tells you how to make a bag of fried skin chips with the following components:
    1 - bag of salt
    2 - skins (any kind)
Making this would take some familiarity with craft.

It tells you how to make a giant chocolate chip cookie with the following components:
    4 - macadamia nuts
    4 - packets of sugar
    2 - chocolate bars
    1 - bag of salt
    3 - bundles of wheat stalks
    2 - sticks of butter
    2 - eggs
Making this would take some familiarity with craft.
You realize you'd have to make this on a cooking stove.

It tells you how to make five strips of bacon with the following components:
    1 - tusker belly
Making this would take some familiarity with craft.

It tells you how to make a bacon-wrapped lobstro with the following components:
    1 - raw lobstro meat
    1 - strip of bacon
Making this would take decent familiarity with craft.

It tells you how to make a bowl of wasteland curry with the following components:
    1 - raw meat (any kind)
    1 - cholla pod
Making this would take some familiarity with craft.

It tells you how to make a thornberry meatpie with the following components:
    1 - red meat (any kind)
    1 - naan bread
    1 - fruit (any kind)
Making this would take some familiarity with craft.

It tells you how to make a stack of naan bread with the following components:
    1 - bundle of wheat stalks
Making this would take good familiarity with craft.

schematic for a cherenkov blade
A laminated sheet giving instructions and an ingredient list for making something.
It tells you how to make a RIP-10 cherenkov blade with the following components:
    1 - shiver sword
    1 - shock generator
    2 - emeralds
    4 - gold wires
    2 - tesla generator assemblies
    1 - multi-chip module II
    4 - plutonium rods
   20 - short lengths of copper wire
Making this would take expertise in craft, serious expertise in science, and good familiarity with blades.
You realize you'd have to make this on a particle accelerator bench.
In the upper right corner is a note: 'First discovered by Dr. Isis.'

It tells you how to make a corrosive pike with the following components:
    2 - corroded green glands
    2 - titanium bar
    2 - lengths of plastic tubing
    2 - long steel pipes
    1 - liquid reservoir assembly
    1 - fiber mesh
Making this would take expertise in craft and decent familiarity with spears.
You realize you'd have to make this on a blacksmith's forge.

You peer into the Tactical Turtleneck Assembly Station to read the pattern for black tactical turtleneck.
A laminated sheet with the exacting details of converting regular wool into pure Azerbaijani cashmere wool, creating an all natural black dye, finely coloring the cloth a solid black, and finally weaving it into a turtleneck of absolute highest quality.
It tells you how to make a black tactical turtleneck with the following components:
   30 - sheep pelts
 15u of gasoline
   10 - charcoal briquettes
    5 - mossy barks
   15 - skulls
Making this would take a complete mastery of craft.

You peer into the Tactical Turtleneck Assembly Station to read the pattern for slightly darker black tactical turtleneck.
A laminated sheet with the exacting details of converting regular wool into pure Azerbaijani cashmere wool, creating an all natural black dye, finely coloring the cloth a slightly darker than normal black, and finally weaving it into a turtleneck of absolute highest quality.
It tells you how to make a slightly darker black tactical turtleneck with the following components:
   30 - sheep pelts
 15u of gasoline
   10 - charcoal briquettes
    5 - mossy barks
   15 - skulls
Making this would take a complete mastery of craft.

Drew this up workin' down here. Them science types always playin' with stuff too hot for 'em. Sure hope I don't get fired for this.
It tells you how to make a willy pete with the following components:
    1 - length of springsteel
    1 - thighbone
    1 - empty syringe
    3 - thermite compounds
    2 - bags of flash powder
    2 - bags of gunpowder
    1 - jar of powdered graphite
    1 - bottle of PCB
Making this would take expertise in craft, good familiarity with chemistry, and decent familiarity with spears.

A blood stained, crudely drawn diagram for creating a weapon made entirely of corpse parts.
It tells you how to make a bonesword with the following components:
    1 - scythe talon
    3 - squishy green glands
    1 - length of springsteel
    1 - thighbone
    1 - grindwheel
Making this would take good familiarity with craft, decent familiarity with chemistry, and decent familiarity with blades.

A crooked list of instructions for brewing alcohol in a prison toilet.
It tells you how to make a bottle of toilet hootch with the following components:
    3 - plastic fruit cups
    1 - foul-smelling socks
Making this would take some familiarity with craft.
You realize you'd have to make this on a toilet.

This is a booklet produced by the VoxGuard corporation for instructing their factory workers in the fine art of how to insert the lock mechanism into the lock case correctly. The cover is
stamped with the words 'DO NOT REDISTRIBUTE.' How it ended up being sold by Claude-Henry Smoot is something of a mystery. You will need to use a jeweler's workbench for this, since there are
several delicate steps involved.
It tells you how to make a VoxGuard lock body with the following components:
    1 - VoxGuard lock case
    1 - VoxGuard lock mechanism
Making this would take expertise in craft and expertise in locksmith.
You realize you'd have to make this on a jewelry workbench.

A booklet describing how to upgrade a complex lock mechanism assembly to a VoxGuard lock mechanism. You will need an electronics workbench to use this schematic.
It tells you how to make a VoxGuard lock mechanism with the following components:
   1 - complex lock assembly
   1 - vial of elastin
   2 - gold wires
   2 - resistors
   1 - electromagnetic motor
   1 - microprocessor
   1 - relay
Making this would take good familiarity with craft, good familiarity with locksmith, and decent familiarity with hack.

Instructions scrawled in black marker on the back of a yellow manila envelope, describing how to make something.
It tells you how to make a SETI station with the following components:
    2 - LEDs
    3 - capacitors
    3 - diodes
    3 - nanopacitors
    1 - broken LCD
    1 - PlayStation
    1 - EtiOS ROM module
You realize you could make this without needing a workbench.
Making this would take good familiarity with repair and good familiarity with science.
In the upper right corner is a note: 'First discovered by Dr. Sobek.'

This badly-copied bundle of documents describes the assembly steps for the W-U E-Magsafe carbon nanotube safe, a light-weight military-strength portable lock-box. Stamped 'Weyland-Utani
Trade Secrets -- EYES ONLY', you wonder how it got to where it is today.
It tells you how to make an E-MagSafe carbon nanotube wall safe with the following components:
    1 - E-MagSafe Control Mechanism
    1 - E-MagSafe Logic Module
    1 - E-MagSafe Housing Unit
    2 - jars of powdered graphite
Making this would take serious expertise in craft, good familiarity with hack, and expertise in locksmith.
In the upper right corner is a note: 'First discovered by Dr. Sobek.'

You peer into the carpentry bench to read the set of plans for a dino hide couch.
An ancient scrap of paper with inked diagrams, instructions, and an ingredient list for making something.
It tells you how to make a dino hide couch with the following components:
   25 - thighbones
   20 - dino hides
    5 - vials of elastin
    2 - aristurtles
    1 - log
Making this would take expertise in craft.

A printed schematic showing how to build something.
It tells you how to make a waste catalyst with the following components:
    1 - plutonium rod
    4 - short lengths of copper wire
    1 - electromagnetic dissipation assembly
    2 - superconductor rings
    1 - electrical cord
    1 - titanium plate
    1 - multi-chip module I
Making this would take good familiarity with craft, decent familiarity with blades, and expertise in science.
You realize you'd have to make this on an electronics workbench.

A page torn from an old chainsaw maintenance manual describing how to use a carpentry bench and several replacement parts to refurbish a nonfunctional chainsaw.
It tells you how to make a gas-powered chainsaw with the following components:
    1 - old chainsaw bladechain
    1 - flywheel assembly
    1 - broken chainsaw
You realize you could make this without needing a workbench.
Making this would take some familiarity with craft and expertise in repair.

A well-kept scrap of paper, with detailed instructions on how to make a large necklace that says "Look at how bling I am."
"BIGGIE" is signed near the bottom of the sheet.
It tells you how to make a jewel roulette with the following components:
    3 - silver meshes
    2 - grindwheels
    1 - ruby
    1 - emerald
    1 - sapphire
    1 - diamond
    1 - topaz
    1 - opal
    1 - peridot
    1 - gold chain
Making this would take serious expertise in craft, expertise in appraise, and good familiarity with cool.

pattern for a medic's satchel (aka medic's satchel, pattern for a medics satchel, and medics satchel)
A laminated sheet printed with a sewing pattern for making a medic's satchel -- an essential piece of gear for storing medical components.
It tells you how to make a medic's satchel with the following components:
    4 - strips of kevlar
    2 - beefalo hides
    1 - short length of copper wire
    2 - lengths of plastic tubing
Making this would take expertise in craft and decent familiarity with medic.

This sun-bleached comic book has been reused by some redneck genius for a scribbled diagram of an 'alkhal' still. Raging abuse of English aside, it seems simple to follow. You just need the parts.
It tells you how to make a wasteland still with the following components:
	2 - soda kegs
	1 - long steel pipe
	3 - ancient coffee filters
	2 - charcoal briquettes
	2 - steel pipe caps
	1 - actuated valve
	2 - mugs
	1 - pile of scrap wood
	1 - condenser coil
	1 - lighter
	1 - coat hanger
You realize you could make this without needing a workbench.
Making this would take a little knowledge of craft.