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  1. AdeebNafees: Cricket involves two teams. Team A sends out their strongest, muscliest, bravest men out to the center of the warzone, whereupon Team B lays siege.
  2. AdeebNafees: Then starts a brutal, bloody game.
  3. AdeebNafees: Team B throws a really dangerous projectile at the musclier of the muscly men.
  4. AdeebNafees: Said muscly men wield clubs of epic strength which they use to try to defend themselves.
  5. AdeebNafees: The region outside the boundary of the pitch (that's the warzone) belongs to Team B, so if the projectile lands there, it damages their huts AKA scoring points for Team A.
  6. AdeebNafees: In the meantime, the tired warriors of Team A run back and forth, back and forth, confusing the savages of Team B.
  7. AdeebNafees: Team C, who are aboard an alien warcraft, count the confusion by means of the number of runs back and forth.
  8. AdeebNafees: Now, in a true warrior spirit, not only do the warriors die if hit by their projectile, but also if their Sacred Totem is struck.
  9. AdeebNafees: The Sacred Totem consists of three upright wooden pillars with ceremonial fruits perched on top.
  10. AdeebNafees: If any warrior falls in battle, another man from Team A takes his place.
  11. AdeebNafees: Anyway, halfway through the war, Team B becomes weak and lowers its siege. At that time, Team A lays siege to the bravest warriors of Team B.
  12. AdeebNafees: This continues till Team C gets bored and zaps one side with their orbital space cannon.
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