Chomai and Axel 1

CC: YoU. Rat boY.
CC: Your PrincesS requests a worD.
CC: And by request I obviously meaN "commandS"!
FB: Excuse me? Rat boy?! I'll have you know that just because some anthropomorphic rats were crowded and I happened to be in them, that does not justify the name "rat boy" :/
FB: My name's Axel! Sorry, that conversation started on a bad note... I'm just a bit... Worried.... Anyway! Who are you? I don't think I've seen you in the memos... Oh! Oh! Are you a troll? Like me?! What colour is your blood?!!!
CC: ...
CC: WHAT!???
CC: HoW caN yoU...
CC: SO BRAZENLY AS IF YOU WON'T BE - !
CC: ...
CC: Let us Start OveR.
CC: My name is Princess ChomaI,
CC: And I obviously have no idea what you mean by "trolL."
CC: ...Though if I were one, I am sure I would be blessed with a lovely shade of golD.
CC: I will indulge you by asking what your own blood color would bE. HypotheticallY.
FB: Ok! Hello Chromi! My name is Axel and I am an olive blood.
FB: Princess? Are you really a princess?
FB: Is this some elaborate marketing by Faucet?
FB: 01000100 01101001 01110011 01100001 01100010 01101100 01100101
FB: I am going to assume that you are a real person.
FB: Why have you contacted me?
CC: ...AHeM.
CC: It is Princess Chomai, not ChromI
CC: Yes, I am really a PrincesS. AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES CAN TASTE THE METAL END OF MY -
CC: ...UmM.
CC: Disregard thaT.
CC: But I must ask, AxeL.
CC: Are you like the Blake-Wizard? Are you from "FuturE"?
CC: Because I have never heard of this "Faucet" beforE.
CC: And what are those strange numbers you'vE -
CC: ...Actually, never minD. In the interest of getting this conversation over with as quickly as possiblE,
CC: Disregard that question, and instead answer me thiS -
CC: How are you able to... walk around like thaT?
CC: In your... costume, that iS. Don't people react poorly to seeing iT?
FB: I am sorry princess Chromai, I will make sure to address you properly now :P
FB: The future? Uh... Have you not heard of Faucet? The big games company. I think I'm in modern time. Are you not?
FB: and my disguise, do you mean my horns? Sure, some people think it's a genetic thing... Some people treat you poorly, and some people just plain ignore you... But it's not so much of a problem now, I either wear a hood to cover them, or just walk around freely.
FB: Here, the rats don't care. Come to speak of it, how can you see me? Can you see around my area! Can you see my lusus Chromai?!!!
CC: ...PrincesS. ChOmAI.
CC: And I believe I am something called your server playeR,
CC: Which allows me to see where You arE through the magic boX.
CC: But I was unable to contact you until noW,
CC: As I previously tried to murd-
CC: ... ErM...
CC: ...I was barred from assisting with your entrY for reasonS.
CC: Regardless, Modern Time? Games CompanY?
CC: I am from the Medieval Period, and we do not have anything called "Faucet" herE.
CC: ...Or there, I suppose, as it appears I am no longer in my kingdoM.
CC: If we were in my kingdoM, I am sorry to say that you would be cull-
CC: Killed on the spot for your... disguisE.
CC: Which is obviously what that iS. You can't expect me to believe you really have olive blooD and that those are acTuaL hornS.
CC: And what pray-tell is a luSuS?
CC: AS I have OBVIOUSLY NEVER HEARD OF ONE BEFORE!!!
CC: And thus have no idea if I see yourS
FB: Something leads me to believe that you are also a troll.
FB: We can talk about it together Chromai!
FB: Sorry for spelling your name wrong, I'm in a rush...
FB: wait.. If you are a princess and a troll... How are you not dead?
FB: I mean, you are a troll right?
FB: And my server player! You put down the machines!
FB: if you are telling the truth and are from the medieval period, how come you are typing. I guess I must be from the modern period.
FB: But seriously, can you see my lusus? This is really really important!!
CC: FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S -
CC: You know whAT? FoRgeT iT!
CC: You Are thE most infUriAtinG troLL I've SpokEn to IN SwEEpS!
CC: As WEll As the ONLY trolL buT -
CC: GaH! See WhAt you'vE madE me DO?
CC: I was RighT to trY droPpinG those MachinES on yoU!
CC: It onLy makeS sensE that youR luSuS would be a WooFbeasT,
CC: WiTh how uncouTh and unreFinEd you arE.
CC: Because yEs, I can see hiM, anD... My oh mY...
CC: AREN'T YOU IN FOR A SURPRISE
FB: Chromai... Did I spell it right?
FB: Please don't get angry. I just want to talk to you.
FB: We're both trolls, I don't know many others. Just bare with me...
FB: Firstly, please don't joke around about my Lusus
FB: Um... Can I ask that, if you are a troll, and a princess, how are you not killed?
CC: HOW do YoU INSIST on TALKING?
CC: AND YES FINE I AM LEGALLY CHANGING MY NAME TO CHROMAI IF ONLY TO STOP YOUR ENDLESS FIXATION WITH SPELLING IT WRONG!!!
CC: AND -
CC: ...
CC: An AllY of miNe encouraGed Me To contrOl my raGe, and it Is Only for HiS bEnefiT that I will Stop Myself froM
CC: SMASHING YOU AGAINST YOUR HIVE WITH EVERY MACHINE IN THE VICINITY AND -
CC: ...
CC: AheM.
CC: I am AliVE becAuSE I weAr a DIsGuIsE,
CC: BEcaUSe I HaVE enouGH inTElliGENCE in MY ThinKSpOngE to REaliZE that
CC: RUNNING AROUND WITH MY HORNS SHOWING
CC: iS a GooD WaY to Have them CuT ofF, that anyone who saW wOulD
CC: SKIN THE GREY FROM MY BODY AND -
CC: ...
CC: HOw can You bE so FOOLisH???
CC: HOW IS IT THAT THE ONLY OTHER MEMBER OF MY SPECIES IS DUMBER THAN THE EARTH POTATO? HOW -
CC: ...
CC: TeRriblY sorrY.
CC: While yOu arE certaInlY INSUFFERABLE, it is Not only You ThaT is thE caUse of my anGeR.
CC: Tell mE... Do yoU have one of thoSe floating spectrES?
CC: ... And Is iT trYing To driVe you mAD?
FB: I have a sprite, if that's the orb you mean?
FB: But it can't talk.
FB: Can yours? How is it driving you mad?
FB: Why do you still wear your disguise?
CC: YeS. She cAn talK.
CC: I had to Add a seCond iteM to her before she could talK, but now That she cAn, she is terribLE.
CC: And I'm stIll wearing iT becausE -
CC: BecausE -
CC: ...I am not entirely sure whY.
FB: Hmm... I should probably do the same...
FB: Just relax! Take it off, I bet you nothing will happen Chomai!
FB: It will be fine!
CC: IT'S NOT CHROMAI IT'S -
CC: Oh, oh yeS. ChomaI. Quite righT.
CC: ...Not that it is my concerN, buT,
CC: Think through what you adD. There could be disastrous resultS.
CC: It seems I have no choicE but to do as you suggesteD...
CC: Farewell, AxeL. Best wishes in finding youR
CC: LusuS.