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  1. It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge.
  2. A regular towel doesn't work wet, this works wet or dry.
  3. This is for the house
  4. The Car
  5. The Boat
  6. The RV
  7. Shamwow holds 20 times it's weight in liquid, look at this, it just does the work.
  8. Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess, ring it out.
  9. You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany, you know the germans always make good stuff.
  10. You can cut it in half, use one as a bathmat, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel.
  11. Olympic divers, they use it as a towel- look at that, completely dry.
  12. Put a wet seater roll it up it dries your sweaters.
  13. Here's some cola, wine, coffee, cola, pet stains.
  14. Not only is your damage going to be on top, there's your mildew.
  15. That is gonna smell, see that.
  16. Now we're gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over without putting any pressure, 50% of the cola...right there you following me camera guy?
  17. The other 50% the color starts to come up no other towels' gonna do that.
  18. It acts like a vacuum, and look at this virtually dry on the bottom.
  19. See what i'm telling ya Shamwow you'll be saying wow everytime.
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  21. I can't live without it, i just love it!
  22. Oh my gosh i don't even buy paper towels anymore.
  23. If you're gonna wash your cars or any other vehicle, you'll be out of your mind not to own one of these.
  24. All i can say is SHAM! WOW!
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  26. You're gonna spend twenty dollars every month on paper towels anyway you're throwin away your money.
  27. The mini shamwows are for everything, for everyday use.
  28. This last tens years, this last a week, i don't know it sells itself.
  29. The shamwow sells for 19.95 you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom.
  30. But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can't do this all day, we'll give you a second set absolutely free. So that's 8 shamwows for 19.95. it comes with a ten year warrenty, here's how to order.
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  32. Call 18009517100
  33. Shamwow it not available in stores and is made in germany beware of shamwow immitators, call 18009517100 thats 18009517100 call now
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