Favourite EVE Online Quotes

"Ice Mining: For those miners that simply cant handle the fast paced action of regular mining!"

"EvE is a sandbox and in that sandbox it is perfectly okay, and accepted, to kick sand in someone's eyes, then spray them with a flamethrower for added effect, while taking their bucket & shovel."

"WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EvE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place..."

"Welcome to Eve Online. Here's a rubik's cube, go fuck yourself." -Designer Kristoffer Touborg, discussing Eve's UI

"PK - The traditional name for the type of gamer who enjoys causing distress to others, usually by acts of virtual murder, sabotage, embezzlement and/or intimidation. In EVE 'player killers' are more often referred to as 'subscribers'."

"You're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for." -CCP Wrangler

"Jorias Kant > I never read any of the backstory. I just said 'OMG SPACESHIPS' and started playing."

"Chillshock > man,... torp raven in missions is like chasing chickens with a flamethrower.... they die really fast if they WOULD JUST FUCKING HOLD STILL!"

"EvE learning curve is like climbing the Everest only there is a guy at the top with a flamethrower...."

"Eve Online
GAME OVER
Your score: 0
Please insert €15 to try again"

What I don't get is why people bother with "mm" as a caliber after 1000... I mean... 1400mm, why not call it "Mobile car launcher" and have done with it?
1400mm shells basically equate to the ship firing Volkswagen at high speed, and knowing minmatar that's probably what they *are* firing too.
Except they are projectiles, not cars, and explosive.
Car @several thousand meters per second = projectile, car loaded with fuel impacting ship = explosive your point?
"GAAAAH Captain... there is a beetle heading our way at 18km/s"
"OMG! We're being attacked by Volkswagen!"
"DAMN THOSE GERMANS"
* Wrangler fires counter measure trabants