[15:47:23] <Amra> THE ADVENTURE BEGINS
[15:49:18] <Patchouli-Knowledge> holy shit
[15:49:31] <Patchouli-Knowledge> it says "iconoclasts alpha preview" right there
[15:49:40] <Patchouli-Knowledge> can't you people fucking read you wonder why gamers are dumb oh my gooood
[15:50:24] <Amra> SupremeBogus: You have 4 skill points.
[15:50:32] <SupremeBogus> all dat int
[15:50:56] <Amra> CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.
[15:51:18] * Jam-Kiske (~webchat@qq-35BD27CB.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net) Quit ( Quit:  Page closed )
[15:51:43] * Arashi|foooooooood is now known as ArashiKurobara
[15:52:08] <Amra> Bogus choose a weapons
[15:52:23] <Amra> wait I'll just give you power attack for now.
[15:53:18] <SupremeBogus> lol
[15:53:27] <SupremeBogus> you will have my axe (ry
[15:53:53] <SupremeBogus> weapon focus is silly anyways
[15:54:11] <Amra> the adventure begins with SUPREME
[15:54:13] <Amra> last name BOGUS
[15:54:21] <Amra> the SHIELD DWARF WITH 20 CONSTITUTION
[15:54:27] <Amra> on a BOAT.
[15:54:40] <Amra> He is informed by the captain of minor issues on the boat, and is urged to register his PARTY
[15:56:43] <Amra> He does so and hires the lovely bard ARASHI
[15:56:46] <Amra> last name KUROBA.
[15:57:12] <+rdj522> (Worshipper of RA.)
[15:57:16] <ArashiKurobara> pretty things~ http://mashable.com/2012/06/19/gaming-wallpapers/
[15:57:18] <Keine-tan> Title: 23 Gorgeous Gaming Wallpapers for Your Desktop (at mashable.com)
[15:57:25] <Dragoshi> okay back
[15:57:34] <Dragoshi> got myself hot dogs.
[15:57:44] <Amra> who has TEN TIMES AS MANY SKILLPOINTS as SUPREME.
[15:57:47] <Amra> last name BOGUS.
[15:58:06] <Dragoshi> What class did you put me down as anyways :v
[15:58:18] <ArashiKurobara> It's true!
[15:58:18] * Puppy presents herself
[15:58:23] <ArashiKurobara> i r skillmonkey
[15:58:30] * Dragoshi pats 'rashi
[15:58:33] <SupremeBogus> play a wizard with 20 starting int
[15:58:35] <ArashiKurobara> ook ook.
[15:58:36] <SupremeBogus> skillz
[15:58:44] <+rdj522> I don't think he meant that kind of dog, Puppy. :P
[15:58:46] <Amra> I haven't quite decided yet.
[15:58:51] <Amra> I'm going to look at the class list
[15:58:51] <Amra> and go
[15:58:54] <Amra> 'THAT ONE BLOWS THINGS UP'
[15:58:56] <Puppy> ....Kanjou hijacked my laptop ¬_¬
[15:58:58] * Dragoshi hands 'rashi a banana :vv
[15:59:00] <Dragoshi> Pffff.
[15:59:05] * Dragoshi headpats Puppy.
[15:59:08] <ArashiKurobara> *haumph* banana
[15:59:11] <Puppy> u____u
[15:59:40] <Dragoshi> just be glad I'm eating of I'd have been slightly more terrible :p
[16:00:39] <XephyrEnigma> @later tell Ninth_Zentillion Was it you talking about wanting a Megamari X? cause Takkoman might be up your alley.
[16:00:40] <Keine-tan> XephyrEnigma: Okay! ^_^
[16:01:11] <Amra> next to be hired is also lovely NINTH
[16:01:15] <Amra> last name ZENTILLION.
[16:01:30] <Amra> who is totally NOT A DRAGON.
[16:01:34] <Amra> (yet)
[16:03:46] <Amra> she has FOUR TIMES as many skillpoints as SUPREME BOGUS.
[16:03:53] <Amra> and casts MAGIC.
[16:05:58] <Amra> And finally we have DRAGOSHI
[16:06:02] <Amra> last name...uh...
[16:06:08] <Amra> >_>
[16:06:09] <Amra> <_<
[16:06:29] <ArashiKurobara> BREAD
[16:06:31] <Dragoshi> No.
[16:06:34] <ArashiKurobara> or idk
[16:06:35] * Dragoshi baps 'rashi.
[16:06:45] <Amra> OH
[16:06:47] <Amra> we have DRAGOSHI
[16:06:50] <Amra> last name DRAGOSHI.
[16:06:56] <Dragoshi> YES
[16:06:59] <Dragoshi> DRAGO DRAGO
[16:07:06] <Dragoshi> double drago
[16:07:09] * rdj522 was going to suggest THE DIGGLE if that would work, but this is fine too!
[16:07:19] <Dragoshi> rdj: but I'm not even a werediggle
[16:07:19] <Krimmydoodle> So he's like Mario.
[16:07:22] <Krimmydoodle> Except with more caps.
[16:07:24] <Dragoshi> exactly krim
[16:07:30] <Dragoshi> also helmet
[16:07:36] <Dragoshi> let me dig up this one pic
[16:07:46] <Amra> who is a SWASHBUCKLER
[16:07:55] <Amra> master of BREAKING WINDOWS AND NOT TAKING DAMAGE FROM GLASS.
[16:08:12] <ArashiKurobara> between me and Zent this party is CHARISMATIC AS FUCK
[16:08:34] <SupremeBogus> spam that curse song
[16:08:38] <Dragoshi> http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww260/Dragoshi/dragoshins.gif An artist's rendering of Dragoshi
[16:08:51] <Amra> he is also a GOOD PERSON.
[16:09:04] <Amra> because the other three members of the party are MOSTLY NEUTRAL.
[16:09:24] <Hero999> also
[16:09:26] <Hero999> its still playing
[16:09:27] <Hero999> the song
[16:09:29] <Hero999> is
[16:09:31] <Hero999> still looping~!
[16:09:38] <Dragoshi> does that mean if they died they'd have people tell their spouses 'Hello'?
[16:09:42] <Dragoshi> you know if they had any
[16:10:00] <Dragoshi> Hero: the magronkas one or
[16:10:01] <Puppy> methinks its tim fcgtyguihojpk#
[16:10:07] <Puppy> ...kanjou!
[16:10:09] <Amra> DRAGOSHI is also a LADIES MAN.
[16:10:12] <Puppy> time to say goodnight ¬_¬
[16:10:15] <Dragoshi> Pffff.
[16:10:17] <Dragoshi> Sleep well.
[16:10:22] <E-Nazrin> Goodnight.
[16:10:24] <XephyrEnigma> Night pup.
[16:10:26] <E-Nazrin> Where are you in the universe anyways?
[16:10:28] <ArashiKurobara> IF THERE ARE ANY GIRLS THERE I WANNA DO THEM!
[16:10:39] <Dragoshi> 'rashi: man I'm not that bad.
[16:10:43] <ArashiKurobara> :V
[16:10:43] * Dragoshi baps.
[16:11:04] <Hero999> megukaz
[16:11:07] <+rdj522> Man, I've got an ogreslaying knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!
[16:11:12] <+rdj522> YOU'RE NOT THERE YOU'RE GETTING DRUNK
[16:11:17] <Dragoshi> ahahahaha
[16:11:28] <Amra> And he is also secretly DESCENDED FROM FEY.
[16:11:29] <Puppy> I'm in the Lake District, in the UK :V
[16:11:34] <Amra> because heritage feets NEED MORE LOVE.
[16:11:41] <Dragoshi> god all I can think of when I here 'ogres' is 'sword of +5 ogre decapitation;
[16:11:45] <Dragoshi> *'
[16:11:54] <Dragoshi> +5 sword of ogre decapitation. whatever
[16:12:23] <E-Nazrin> Go headbutt Rou someday
[16:12:32] <Roukan> I GOT A +9 OGRE SLAYING KNIFE, IT'S GOT A +9 AGAINST OGRES!
[16:12:50] <Amra> TOGETHER
[16:12:51] <Puppy> [We're planning too -Kanjou-]
[16:12:53] <Amra> the four of them are
[16:12:56] <Amra> THE LIBRARY
[16:13:00] <Amra> their motto is
[16:13:02] <Amra> BOOKS OR BUST.
[16:13:14] <Roukan> It was going to be Read or Die, but the lawyers didn't like that.
[16:14:00] <Dragoshi> pretty much
[16:14:05] <Amra> What is their party biography, you ask?
[16:14:10] <Amra> THE LIBRARY NEEDS NO BIOGRAPHY
[16:14:10] <Roukan> anyway it's midnight and i am planning for a (potentially disastrous) expedition tomorrow
[16:14:18] <Dragoshi> (though that girl with the paper was pretty cute)
[16:14:20] <E-Nazrin> Cool.
[16:14:23] <Amra> THE BIOGRAPHY FINDS BOOKS
[16:14:25] <Roukan> gonna try heading to a local swimming pool
[16:14:29] <Amra> THE BIOGRAPHY -FINDS BIOGRAPHIES-.
[16:14:43] <Amra> (that is literally what I put down as party biography)
[16:14:47] <Puppy> [That's the spirit! XD]
[16:14:48] <Dragoshi> pffffff
[16:14:49] <+rdj522> Rou: Don't stress over it and don't go crazy.
[16:15:11] <Roukan> My only concern is 'if I use a dive mask to keep stuff getting in my nose, am I cheating?'
[16:15:14] <Dragoshi> so don't b- no wait he's been less terrible about that lately
[16:15:28] <Dragoshi> Kind of a silly concern but alright
[16:15:30] <Roukan> Drago: :[
[16:15:55] <Roukan> I seem to remember a rule about 'you can't do this' but it may have been about snorkels or something. anyway!
[16:16:07] <Dragoshi> Could always double check next chance you get
[16:16:16] * Puppy is now known as Kanjou
[16:16:23] <Kanjou> Just relax, Rou
[16:16:31] <Kanjou> You'll be fine, I know it ^^
[16:16:34] <Roukan> I did a quick check and couldn't find anything immediately incriminating so V:
[16:16:40] <Roukan> So yeah, sleep! I will have it.
[16:16:47] * Roukan (~Roukan@qq-A2DC74AD.as43234.net) Quit ( Quit:  COLONEL, WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING! )
[16:16:47] <Kanjou> Night Rou!
[16:16:52] <Amra> The party begins the game at LEVEL 4
[16:16:53] <Kanjou> Damn >>
[16:16:57] <Amra> which means SUPREME
[16:16:59] <Amra> last name BOGUS
[16:17:01] <Amra> has GREAT CLEAVAGE
[16:17:18] <Kanjou> Anyhow, whilst I wait for the Puppy to re...oh nevermind
[16:17:28] <Kanjou> Night all XD
[16:17:45] <Dragoshi> o/
[16:17:48] <Amra> o/
[16:17:49] <YoseiOnmyoji> ok I'm off
[16:17:53] <YoseiOnmyoji> night everyone
[16:17:59] <ArashiKurobara> lol
[16:17:59] * Kanjou (~Puppy@qq-2F7A57D5.dyn.plus.net) Quit ( Quit:  [Enter R02 or I'll not be happy] )
[16:18:09] <ArashiKurobara> (re: great cleave joke)
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[16:18:56] <Amra> NINTH
[16:18:58] <Patchouli-Knowledge> http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/hatima/imgs/6/d/6ddefedb.gif
[16:18:59] <Amra> last name ZENTILLION
[16:19:01] <Amra> is also LEVEL 2
[16:19:09] <SupremeBogus> lol level adjustment
[16:19:09] <Amra> Because YUANTI's have a +2 LEVEL MODIFIER
[16:19:32] <ArashiKurobara> Yeah, if it weren't for LA I might have tossed in aasimar on the list of things I'd be willing to be =P
[16:19:49] <SupremeBogus> at least it's not drow
[16:19:53] <ArashiKurobara> lol drow
[16:20:12] <Amra> and DRAGOSHI gets 2/COLD IRON DAMAGE RESIST
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[16:20:22] <Amra> because he is SECRETELY DESCENDED FROM FEY.
[16:20:26] <Dragoshi> Oh right because fey lineage
[16:20:43] <Amra> and I picked up Fey Skin.
[16:20:51] <Amra> and then ARASHI
[16:20:55] <Amra> last name KUROBARA
[16:21:02] <Amra> gets a FUCKTON OF SKILLPOINTS PER LEVEL.
[16:21:30] <Sect> Amra: Don't let UK know you're secret fey.
[16:21:31] <ArashiKurobara> \o/
[16:23:18] <Amra> I will note that SUPREME
[16:23:20] <Amra> last name BOGUS
[16:23:26] <Amra> has more HP than THE REST OF THE PARTY COMBINED.
[16:23:33] <ArashiKurobara> lawl
[16:23:41] <SupremeBogus> lol
[16:23:44] <ArashiKurobara> To be fair, Zent's dragging us down there :V
[16:23:46] <Amra> actually no, Dragoshi has good HP.
[16:23:54] <Amra> I looked at that wrong
[16:23:56] <ArashiKurobara> and yeah Swashbuckler gets d10 right?
[16:24:00] <ArashiKurobara> or maybe it's d8
[16:24:04] <SupremeBogus> d8 i think
[16:24:11] <ArashiKurobara> It's something decent I know
[16:24:14] <Amra> 12/24/48/64
[16:24:18] <Amra> These are our HP values.
[16:24:24] <ArashiKurobara> yes I bet I know who's who
[16:24:32] <ArashiKurobara> that's Zent/me/Drago/Bogus
[16:24:33] <ArashiKurobara> in that order
[16:24:41] <SupremeBogus> d4 hit dice so sad
[16:24:51] <Amra> +2 la even sadder
[16:24:52] <ArashiKurobara> d4 hit dice *and* level adjust
[16:24:54] <Amra> THE ADVENTURE BEGINS.
[16:25:14] <SupremeBogus> i forgot soz had death in it
[16:25:19] <SupremeBogus> this will be fun
[16:26:20] <Amra> so the party retreats to belowdecks to weather the upcoming storm.
[16:26:24] <Amra> meanwhile a MASSIVE FOP
[16:26:25] <Amra> narrates.
[16:26:48] <Amra> to NO ONE'S SURPRISE the storm causes the boat to CRASH.
[16:27:01] <Patchouli-Knowledge> boat made by capcom
[16:27:01] <PX> What's goin on?
[16:27:19] <Amra> Neverwinter Nights 2
[16:27:32] <Amra> featuring Zent, Arashi, Dragoshi, and SupremeBogus.
[16:27:37] <Sect> Oh, Storm of Zehir?
[16:27:40] <Amra> Yeah.
[16:27:54] <Amra> the party finds themselves ON A BEACH
[16:27:55] <Sect> Meanwhile, Capcom is loving trolling the living hell out of players in Dragon's Dogma.
[16:27:59] <Amra> talking to the FOP.
[16:28:03] <Amra> while DANGEROUS CREATURES APPROACH.
[16:28:17] <Amra> the party attempts to equip the crew while the FOP tries to negotiate.
[16:28:51] <Patchouli-Knowledge> http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/hatima/imgs/6/d/6ddefedb.gif
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[16:29:12] <Amra> first we ORGANIZE THE SURVIVORS
[16:29:14] <Sect> Storm of Zehir is fun times. I really should have finished the campaign.
[16:29:20] <Amra> the ranged combatants retreat to the hill behind.
[16:29:23] <SupremeBogus> volo got annoying after a while
[16:29:34] <E-Nazrin> barrels
[16:30:05] <Amra> one of the DWARF SAILORS provides (is browbeat into giving) a LONGSWORD to DRAGOSHI.
[16:30:40] <Amra> ARASHI manages to procure a bow from one of the OTHER SAILORS.
[16:32:25] <Amra> BOGUS, clever dwarf that he is, loots a PILE OF BOTTLES and smashes one, making a SHIV.
[16:32:30] <Kuruminut> Man, magical girls always know the best ways to get dressed
[16:32:39] <Amra> while ARASHI actually discovers that several of the bottles are HEALING POTIONS.
[16:33:08] <Dragoshi> potion lootins?
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[16:35:03] * Takumi_Nishimura is now known as T-A-C
[16:35:33] <Amra> ARASHI and NINTH find a COIN OF LIFE on a nearby alcove and take position there, laying down fire
[16:35:41] <Amra> while DRAGOSHI AND BOGUS enter MANLY COMBAT
[16:36:29] <Amra> ARASHI downs a foe with her newfound TRUSTY BOW.
[16:38:29] <ItsPurvisHasLeftThisTimestream> *I read that as Drowns at first*
[16:38:34] <Patchouli-Knowledge> http://gyazo.com/d28f2f645cebbb65f127896a260340ea ...
[16:38:36] <Keine-tan> Title: d28f2f645cebbb65f127896a260340ea.png (at gyazo.com)
[16:39:01] <E-Nazrin> That is an alarmed-looking rabbit.
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[16:39:08] <Patchouli-Knowledge> no quiso hablar
[16:39:11] <Yaersulf> Good morning
[16:39:24] <XephyrEnigma> Hey Yaer
[16:39:31] <Amra> On the corpse of the foe, SUPREME finds a GREATAXE
[16:39:34] <Amra> and is IMMENSELY PLEASED.
[16:39:46] <Yaersulf> I ended up staying at my friends house last night
[16:39:49] <PX> :V
[16:39:51] <PX> Nice Axe
[16:39:58] <Yaersulf> And we started a Vampire teh Masquerade campaign
[16:40:01] <Yaersulf> the*
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[16:40:23] <PX> Is Trance here?
[16:40:37] <ArashiKurobara> Probably not
0[16:40:40] <ArashiKurobara> ~*~timezones~*~
[16:40:41] <Dragoshi> I do not see a Trance here
[16:41:02] <XephyrEnigma> if its about bgo i believe thats weekends only.
[16:41:13] <ArashiKurobara> also yeah
[16:41:29] <ArashiKurobara> I think Trance did mention that in-thread
[16:41:31] <Amra> NINTH
[16:41:38] <Amra> despite being HALF THE LEVEL OF EVERYONE ELSE
[16:41:41] <Amra> casts COLOR SPRAY
[16:41:45] <Amra> and DAZES EVERYTHING.
[16:41:54] <ArashiKurobara> Because NINTH is still a FULL CASTER
[16:41:58] <ArashiKurobara> :V
[16:42:51] <Amra> meanwhile SUPREME has GREAT CLEAVAGE
[16:42:54] <Amra> and kills THREE PEOPLE
[16:43:03] <PX> Death by breasts
[16:43:03] <PX> :V
[16:43:26] <+rdj522> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTRZE7IL4XY wat
[16:43:28] <Keine-tan> Title: Vs. World Champion - K.K. Slider - Pokémon Black & White Music Extended - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
[16:43:32] <+rdj522> A K.K. Slider remix
[16:43:33] <+rdj522> what
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[16:44:47] <Amra> also at some point some casted ENLARGE PERSON on SUPREME.
[16:44:53] <Amra> resulting in a VERY LARGE DWARF.
[16:45:22] <ArashiKurobara> dorf dorf dorf
[16:45:36] <KyoukochanKyouKyou> dorf
[16:45:50] <ArashiKurobara> Baity o/
[16:45:56] <Dragoshi> dort
[16:46:36] <KyoukochanKyouKyou> arashi \o
[16:46:45] <Amra> THE FINAL WAVE OF ENEMIES APPROACH
[16:46:49] <Amra> right off the bat BOGUS CLEAVES
[16:46:50] <Yaersulf> Hmmm
[16:46:52] <Amra> and kills THREE>
[16:47:03] <Yaersulf> If I've finished my assignment and handed it in
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[16:47:15] <Yaersulf> Do you think they still expect me to turn up for my course?
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[16:48:23] <E-Nazrin> From what I've heard about how unreasonable your professors have been, probably.
[16:48:35] * Nadeshiko-Matsuri|out-and-such is now known as Nadeshiko-Matsuri
[16:49:16] <Amra> We are finally discovered by the COAST GUARD
[16:49:21] <Amra> who accuse us of being YUAN TI SPIES
[16:49:30] <Amra> while we HIDE NINTH.
[16:49:34] <Yaersulf> They've been unureasonable?
[16:49:45] <Amra> the rest of the party tries to NEGOATIATE ARREST.
[16:49:45] <Yaersulf> Also what are you doing Arma?
[16:49:50] <Amra> Neverwinter Nights 2
[16:49:54] <Yaersulf> Oh lol
[16:49:59] <Amra> Featuring Dragoshi, Ninth_Zentillion, SupremeBogus, and Arashi.
[16:50:08] <Amra> (ninth is a yuanti)
[16:50:16] <Yaersulf> o_O
[16:50:29] <Yaersulf> I guess my current character is a bugbear
[16:50:35] <Yaersulf> So I can't really talk
[16:51:47] <+rdj522> Touhou Tuesday in less than 10 minutes.
[16:53:08] <Amra> finally we are DRAGGED OFF BY THE COAST GUARD
[16:53:12] <E-Nazrin> ?
[16:53:14] <Amra> on accusation of being YUANTI SPIES.
[16:53:15] * MysteriousWind (~MobileXep@qq-7FB34AE4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit ( Quit:  Meep )
[16:53:16] * Hanna-Justina-Matseille (~MatsyMobi@qq-33BFFD37.tmodns.net) Quit ( Quit:  Bye )
[16:53:23] <Amra> thus ends the first chapter of THE LIBRARY
[16:53:25] <Amra> to be continued later.