awlkwardtime

[12:38] Hawlk: wear a suit
[12:38] JacobDicky: got it
[12:38] DiqFuqis: Suit
[12:38] Hawlk: yeah
[12:38] DiqFuqis: Tldr
[12:37] DiqFuqis: Wear a suit
[12:37] JacobDicky: i aint here to read a abook
[12:37] Hawlk: he's like "you're salty"
[12:37] JacobDicky: jeaua xhrist some oone give me the basaics
[12:37] Hawlk: like what
[12:37] Hawlk: then we get to my car and he fucking licks my neck
[12:37] Hawlk: yeah
[12:37] DiqFuqis: God damn
[12:36] Hawlk: and halfway there he grabs my hand and puts it on his boner
[12:36] Hawlk: so I walk my dog back to my car and invite him to walk me back to my car
[12:36] Hawlk: it's like this thing that makes anything he does okay
[12:36] Hawlk: anyway he's wearing a suit
[12:36] Hawlk: freaked me out
[12:36] Hawlk: and sneaks up and like, tugs my ponytail
[12:36] Hawlk: and then later somehow after i leave he finds me eating pizza outside a place with my dog
[12:35] Hawlk: like out loud
[12:35] Hawlk: "she's kinda cute, i'd smash her" but with the fuck word
[12:35] Hawlk: and then he says to his lesbian friend
[12:35] Hawlk: when I first met my bf he bought me a drink but then his friends showed up so I was like.. not in the in crowd yet
[12:34] Hawlk: so, guys, wear a suit
[12:34] Hawlk: it is the story of 'wear a suit'
[12:34] Hawlk: it is awesome and you could learn something
[12:34] Hawlk: but my story