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Pokemon Blue All Badges Speedrun
*Note this isn't a real category, just an idea I had that turned into...this lol*

-Intro. Name both you and your rival 1 character names.

-Prof Oak, pick Bulbasaur.
	-Bulbasaur's stats don't matter at all, we won't be using him.
	-That being said, it is necessary to win the first rival fight against Charmander.

**IMPORTANT**
If you fight the Bug Catcher in Virirdian Forest at level 6, Bulbasaur will grow to level 8, and skip Leech Seed. In order to get Leech Seed before that, you must defeat wild Pokemon. Either 1 level >= 4 or 2 level < 4. This way you will be 7 before the trainer.

-Pick up Oak's Parcel and bring it back to him.

-Back to Viridian.
[Optional]: Pick up the Potion in the cut tree.

-Enter Viridian Forest.

-Pick up the Antidote and the Potion in front of the Bug Catcher.

**IMPORTANT**
In order to do the first glitch of the run, Bulbasaur must have 16 Tackle PP and 36 Growl PP. Also, Growl must be in slot 3 and Tackle in slot 2. Because of this, I recommend wasting some PP on wild Pokemon, Kakuna and Metapod are the best, as they cannot hurt you and take a lot of Tackles before they die.

-Bug Catcher
	-Weedle: Tackle - As many as necessary. You can also Leech Seed him if you want.

-Leave Forest and enter Pewter.

-Make sure your Bulbasaur has the specifications as listed above before this next part.

-Brock Skip: Pause the game and put your cursor on SAVE (you can actually save if you're afraid of messing this part up).
Try to leave Pewter via the exit that leads to Route 3. A guy will stop you and say he'll bring you to Brock's Gym. There's a small window after he finishes talking where you can pause the game. This may take some practice to get the timing down, but once you do, it's not very difficult at all. SAVE THE GAME, and reset.

-Reload your save, and have the guy guide you. Afterwards you should be able to walk to Route 3.

-Enter Route 3 so that the NPC is offscreen, then walk back into Pewter.

-Pause the game, enter the Pokemon menu to load Bulbasaur into the game's immediate memory.

-Talk to the NPC from the RIGHT SIDE. (this is important)

-Hold right the whole time while he talks. When he's done, you should start walking right. In addition, you can now walk through walls, nice.

-Skip all the trainers on Route 3. Movement here can be kinda tricky, as walking outside the boundaries of the area will crash your game.

-Skip Mount Moon, again be very careful.

-Pass through Cerulean, then go down to Saffron.

-Heal at the Saffron Center (this sets it as a teleport point for later).

-Go left through the Guard's House to Celadon.

-Get the Coin Case in Celadon.

-In the Game Corner, talk to the first guy to your left, then two spaces up there are hidden coins. You should now have 120.

-Exchange your coins for an Abra next door. Name Abra a 1 character name.

-Go to the Department Store. Rooftop, buy 1 Fresh Water.

-Go down to the 5th floor, buy 1 X Attack.

-Go down to the 4th floor, buy a Pokedoll.

-2nd floor, buy 2 Super Repels.

-Switch Abra to the top. Teleport to Saffron.

-Go back up to Cerulean. Give the Guard the Fresh Water.

-Get the Rare Candy behind the Badge guy's house. 1 step up, 5 right.

-Teleport to Saffron.

-Down to Route below.

-Long Range Trainer Glitch: Also known as the "Mew Glitch", basically there's a trainer who's view range is long enough to see you as soon as he appears on screen. Walk into his view range and for a few frames, he is looking down instead of right, in this short time, pause the game, and teleport. Mashing doesn't necessarily help for this glitch, I find it easier to time it.

-After teleporting, you should be unable to pause. Make your way up to the Fighting Dojo.

-Fight the first Trainer. MAKE SURE HE SEES YOU FROM AT LEAST 2 TILES AWAY OR THE GAME WILL SOFTLOCK.

-Lose the battle.

-When you respawn, open the items menu and switch Repels with the Rare Candy.

-Try to go back to the Route with the Trainer on it.

-The pause menu should pop up, close it and encounter the Missingno.

-Run.

-You should now have 129 Rare Candies.

-Use 24 Rare Candies on Abra. It should evolve into Kadabra and be Level 30.

-Go to Mr Psychic's house and get TM29 Psychic.

-Go up to Cerulean.

-Misty's Gym.

-Jr Trainer
	-Goldeen: Confusion.
-Misty
	-Staryu: Confusion.
	-Starmie: Psybeam x3. It can't really hurt Kadabra.

-Cascade Badge (1/8).

-Head to Bill's House via Nugget Bridge.

-Rival 2
	-Pidgeotto: Confusion. Quick Attack is annoying.
	-Abra: Confusion x2. Heal here if you're really low but usually unecessary.
	-Rattata: Confusion.
	-Charmander: TELEPORT, nah jk Confusion again.

-Nugget Bridge and Route after, Confusion everything until you run out, then Psybeam.

-Bill's House, get the SS Ticket.

-Teleport to Saffron.

-To Vermillion, dodge all Trainers possible. Psybeam everything.

-SS Anne. On First Floor, 2 doors from the staircase, fight the Youngster to get TM08 Body Slam.

-Teach Body Slam over Disable.
-Teach Psychic over Confusion.

-Rival 3
	-Pidgeotto: Psybeam.
	-Raticate: Psybeam.
	-Kadabra: Body Slam.
	-Charmeleon: Psybeam.

-Get Cut from the Captain.

-Leave.

-Teach Bulbasaur Cut.

-Vermillion Gym. Ass Cans >.>

-Lt. Surge
	-Voltorb: Psybeam.
	-Pikachu: Psybeam.
	-Raichu: Psychic. Seems to be a damage range. Body slam if low.

-Thunder Badge (2/8).

-Fan Club to get Bike Voucher.

-Teleport to Saffron, then go up to Cerulean.

-Get the Bike.

-Teleport yet again.

-Switch Bike to the top of your bag, then hop on it.

-Head right into Lavender Town.

-Psybeam the Old man's Fire types.

-Lavender Town Mart: Buy 5 Super Potions.

-IF YOU'RE FEELING PERKY and/or have extra Potions, you can opt to buy Super Potions later. Note that the Rival has a high chance of killing you without healing items.

-Pokemon Tower, use a Repel upon entering.

-Rival 4
	-Pidgeotto: 1 X Attack. Psychic.
	-Exeggcute: Body Slam x2 or x3. Barrage can waste time, but not too threatening.
	-Gyarados: Psychic + Body Slam. Watch out for Dragon Rage, always does 40.
	-Kadabra: Body Slam.
	-Charmeleon: Psychic.
-Use Remaining PP of your Psychic moves on all the Gastly.

-Pick up the Elixer on 4th and 5th Floor.

-Free Heal, free candy.

-Use your Pokedoll on the Spooky Specter.

-Rockets: Continue the Psybeam massacre.
	-2nd Rocket has a Drowzee. Body Slam it a few times.

-Fuji, get the PokeFlute.

-Teleport for the 40th time.

-This time take the Center.

-Back to Celadon.

-Head down to the Gym.

-Take the left path to only fight 1 Trainer.

-Beauty
	-Exeggcute: The bane of my existence I swear. Body Slam and pray it doesn't do too much. 3-4 hits.

-Erika: 3 Psychics. Easy fight.
-Rainbow Badge (3/8)

-Department Store, 5th Floor. Sell:
	-TM11 + TM21 + TM24
	-Nugget
-Buy:
	-7 X Accuracy.
	-9 X Speed.
	-4 X Attack.
	-5 X Special.
-2nd Floor, Buy:
	-TM07 Horn Drill.
	-3 Escape Ropes.
	-1 Paralyze Heal
	-5 Super Potions, 10 if you skipped buying earlier.
	-10 Super Repels


-Leave Celadon to the left.

-PokeFlute on Snorlax to wake his ass up.

-Run.

-Cycling Road, stay to the right the whole time.

-Enter Fuscia.

-Go to the Gym

-Juggler
	-Drowzee: X Attack. Body Slam x2.
	-Drowzee: Body Slam x2.
	-Drowzee: Body Slam x2.
	-Kadabra: Body Slam x2.
**Interesting thing about this guy, in testing, he switched back and forth between his two Drowzees endlessly lol**

-Juggler
	-Drowzee: X Attack. Body Slam x2-3.
	-Hypno: Body Slam x4.
**This Trainer is one of the hardest fights with Kadabra**

-Heal before Koga.

-Koga
	-Koffing: Psybeam.
	-Muk: Psychic.
	-Koffing: Psybeam.
	-Weezing: Psychic.
**Koga shouldn't be too tough**
-Soul Badge (4/8)

-Safari Zone, Catch a Rhyhorn. Use a Repel afterwards.

-Gold Teeth + Surf.

-Escape Rope out.

-Go back to Fuscia.

-Gold Teeth for Strength.

-Teleport to Saffron.

-Take the Center.

-Enter Silph Co.

-Go to the 5th Floor. Go left.

-Get Elixer from potted plant.

-Down to fight the Grunt.
	-Arbok: Psybeam.

-Get the Key Card.

-Open door near the Grunt. Teleporter.

-Right then up, open the door, teleporter.

-Rival 5
	-Pidgeot: 1 X Attack, 1 X Special. If it uses Sand Attack, X Accuracy. Psychic.
	-Exeggcute: Body Slam x3-A lot. Stun Spore + Reflect can real screw you up.
	-Gyarados: Psychic x2.
	-Alakazam: Body Slam x2-3.
	-Charizard: Psychic x2.

-Get the Lapras. Name it a 1 character name.

-Use 30 Rare Candies on Lapras (45).

-Teach Body Slam over Growl.
-Teach Ice Beam over Water Gun.
-Teach Surf over Sing.

-Teach Strength to Rhyhorn.

-Switch Lapras to the top.

-Rocket Grunt
	-Cubone: Surf.
	-Drowzee: Body Slam x2.
	-Marowak: Surf.

-Giovanni
	-Nidorino: X Special. Surf.
	-Kangaskhan: Surf.
	-Rhyhorn: Ice Beam.
	-Nidoqueen: Ice Beam.

-Escape Rope out.

-Take the Center only if Poisoned.

-To Sabrina's Gym.

-Puzzle:
	-Upper Left.
	-Lower Left.
	-Down.

-Sabrina:
	-Kadabra: X Attack + X Speed. Body Slam.
	-Mr Mime: Body Slam x2.
	-Venomoth: Ice Beam or Surf x2.
	-Alakazam: Body Slam x2.
**Can be very tough**
-Marsh Badge (5/8).

-Down to Vermilion

-Diglet Cave, use a Repel.

-Pewter City.

-Gym, fight Brock: Surf x2.

-Boulder Badge (6/8).

-Down to Vermilion via the cut trees.

-Down to Pallett.

-Surf across to Cinnabar, stay all the way to the left.

-Pokemon Mansion, use 2 Repels.

-Get the Secret Key.

-Escape Rope out.

-Go to the Gym.

-Avoid all the trainers using the Quizzes
	A
	B
	B
	B
	A
	B

-Blaine
	-Growlithe: X Speed. Surf.
	-Ponyta: Surf.
	-Rapidash: Surf.
	-Arcanine: Surf x2.
-Volcano Badge (7/8).

-Teleport to Viridian.

-Viridian Gym.

-Tamer
	-Rhyhorn: Ice Beam.

-KARATE KING
	-Machoke: Ice Beam.
	-Machop: Ice Beam or Surf.
	-Machoke: Ice Beam.

-Giovanni
	-Rhyhorn: Surf.
	-Dugtrio: Surf.
	-Nidoqueen: Surf.
	-Nidoking: Surf.
	-Rhydon: Surf.
-Earth Badge (8/8).

-All Badges get *fanfare*

-Teach Horn Drill over Body Slam.

-Use Rare Candies until Level 65.

-Rival 6
	-Pidgeot: X Speed, X Accuracy. Ice Beam.
	-Rhyhorn: Ice Beam.
	-Exeggcute: Horn Drill.
	-Gyarados: Horn Drill.
	-Alakazam: Horn Drill.
	-Charizard: Horn Drill.

-Use a Repel. To Victory Road.

-Impossible rock puzzles.

-Indigo Plateau.

-Heal at the Center.

-Deposit everything except Lapras into the PC.

-Buy 10 Full Restores.

-Lorelei
	-X Speed, X Accuracy. Horn Drill everything.

-Bruno
	-Onix: X Speed, X Special. Surf.
	-Hitmonchan: Surf.
	-Hitmonlee: Surf.
	-Onix: Surf.
	-Machamp: Ice Beam.

-Use an Elixer.

-Agatha
	-Gengar: X Speed, X Accuracy, X Special. Surf x2.
	-Golbat: Horn Drill.
	-Haunter: Surf.
	-Arbok: Horn Drill.
	-Gengar: Surf x2.

-Use an Elixer.

-Lance
	-Gyarados: X Speed, X Accuracy. Horn Drill.
	-Dragonair: X Special. Ice Beam.
	-Dragonair: Ice Beam.
	-Aerodactyl: Ice Beam.
	-Dragonite: Ice Beam.

-Use an Elixer.

-Champion
	-Pidgeot: X Speed, X Accuracy. Ice Beam.
	-Alakazam: Horn Drill.
	-Rhydon: Ice Beam.
	-Exeggutor: Horn Drill.
	-Gyarados: Horn Drill.
	-Charizard: Horn Drill.

.done

shitty route by btex96