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Arkham Bullshit

Jul 31st, 2016
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  1. <HarHar> .......
  2. <Grace> This is....better
  3. <HarHar> This is huge.
  4. <HarHar> WTF COLOURS
  5. <Grace> not on my screen
  6. <Grace> COLORS
  7. <Deadpool> LOL
  8. <Grace> Fixed it
  9. <HarHar> ...
  10. <HarHar> Was mine this?
  11. <Deadpool> I think so
  12. <Grace> ...oh god
  13. <Grace> someone actually adopted Wolverine
  14. <Grace> that's gonna be funny
  15. <HarHar> I had a really good font, too.
  16. <HarHar> I KNOW
  17. <HarHar> I told him he has a kid.
  18. <HarHar> I don't remember his response...but he's a good friend of mine.
  19. <Deadpool> XD
  20. * Usage: /nick <nickname>
  21. -
  22. <Grace> ...welp
  23. <Grace> xD
  24. * Usage: /nick <nickname>
  25. -
  26. * HarHar is now known as Harley
  27. <Grace> -squishes Harley's cheeks.- YOU HOW DID YOU DO THAT
  28. <Harley> o-o
  29. <Harley> -Is squished.-\
  30. * /.nick: Unknown command
  31. -
  32. <Harley> ./nick namehere Without the dot
  33. * Grace is now known as God
  34. <God> ....
  35. * #Arkham sets mode +@ Harley
  36. <God> hue
  37. <Harley> ....
  38. * God (104.229.21.187) Kicked by Harley
  39. <Harley> HA
  40. <Harley> HAHAHA
  41. * Grace (104.229.21.187) has joined #Arkham
  42. <Harley> I WIN
  43. <Grace> FUCK
  44. <Grace> lol
  45. <Harley> Shit I can put a message there and everything.
  46. <Harley> ALSO Fuck is it ever hard making a profile for this bitch. Too many damn colours.
  47. <Harley> -Whips around her bat.-
  48. <Grace> ...for Harley or the site? -steps back away from said bat.-
  49. <Harley> -Snickers in glee.- Harley.
  50. <Grace> Ah. I havn't gotten around to making mine yet...Work gets in the way.
  51. <Harley> I am thinking of putting everyone's chat colours on the sides here.
  52. <Harley> Truth.
  53. <Deadpool> I needa make my profile... but i have so many profiles to make its not funny
  54. <Grace> ...do you even have one for TU?
  55. <Deadpool> Uhhh i dont think so xD
  56. <Grace> xD
  57. <Harley> I made this site in three days of being lazy, and then shat out another layout for my 11 page wolf rp a few weeks prior.
  58. <Harley> I'm tired.
  59. <Grace> ...
  60. <Harley> -Stares back.-
  61. <Grace> I'm slightly concerned if you are shatting out digital web pages
  62. <Grace> -watches where she steps-
  63. <Harley> -Eyes widen as a smile grows upon her face.- You should be.
  64. <Grace> ....Yes. Probably.
  65. <Harley> -Shrugs it off and skips about.-
  66. <Grace> it's sad cause like....I have all these wonderful photos of my FC...yet no time to make them into something bootiful
  67. <Harley> -Prods at Deadpool's mask in his frozen haze, using the tip of her bat.-
  68. <Deadpool> ... -takes bat and throws it away-
  69. <Harley> HEY! -Leaps over to pick it back up.- Don't be so pissy.
  70. <Deadpool> I'm watching Teen Wolf thank you very much.
  71. <Harley> -Sticks out tongue and begins to mock him.- "I'm watching Teen Wolf thank you very much."
  72. <Deadpool> Tssk
  73. <Grace> ....Holy crap it's like theres two of him. This is a nightmare.
  74. <Harley> If only my Puddin were here.
  75. <Harley> -Le pout.-
  76. <Grace> ...I don't....nope. Done. Walking away. -Literally walks away.-
  77. <Harley> :)
  78. <Grace> Nope nope -waves hand-
  79. <Harley> WAIT -Lunges towards her and grabs her hand.-
  80. * STATUS: Away
  81. -
  82. <Grace> -Jolts backwards from the sudden hand grab, turning her head to look at her grabbing her hand before looking up at her.- There better be a good reason you're touching me.
  83. * STATUS: Online
  84. -
  85. <Harley> -The reaction she receives from her only creates a odd grin to appear on her white face.- I want us to be good friends.
  86. * STATUS: Away
  87. -
  88. <Grace> -The grin only caused her right eyebrow to tweak up a bit in amusment.- Friends? And why is that?
  89. * STATUS: Online
  90. -
  91. <Harley> You seem entertaining. -She leans up against her arm, looking up at her with glossy eyes.- And I like that.
  92. <Grace> Entertaining. Well that's certainly a new one. -She motioned, almost scoffing as her body went a bit rigid at the woman's actions, turning her head away.- Just...don't piss me off.
  93. * STATUS: Away
  94. -
  95. * STATUS: Online
  96. -
  97. <Harley> EEE! -Harley squealed, lifting a single foot as she did so, holding onto her arm for dear life.- Oh my god we're going to have so much fun as besties! We can do each other's hair, steal a few cars. -She pauses to gasp.- We can even do a few heists together!'
  98. * STATUS: Away
  99. -
  100. <Grace> -Regret. Something Grace felt way too often washed over her form like a tidal wave. An almost audible groan left as as she slumped, shaking her head.- The other two, I can deal with. But if you touch my hair... -She raised her arms up, her three razor-like claws shooting up into the air.- You might lose a finger or two.
  101. * STATUS: Online
  102. -
  103. <Harley> -This sends Har into a haze of foolish laughter, gazing at the claws in pure intrigue.- Ooooooooo shiny! Don't worry honey, I won't touch a thing!
  104. <Grace> ....You're insane arnt you?" -She asked bluntly, narrowing her eyes as she watched Harley.- Scratch that...don't need an answer.
  105. * STATUS: Away
  106. -
  107. * Deadpool (108.233.17.204) Quit
  108. * STATUS: Online
  109. -
  110. <Harley> -She beamed at the sane female, something Harley was once familiar with. She regretted nothing, though. The past no longer troubled her.-
  111. <Grace> Yeahhh cause that's not...creepy or anything. So...uh.."friend." What shall we do?
  112. <Harley> -She proceeds to click her heels a few times before coming up with an ingenious idea.- OO! We can go shopping! -Her bat twirls around in her hands as she completes her sentence, making sure that she knew what she was suggesting.- I need a new car.
  113. <Grace> -Once again Grace's eyebrow propped itself up as a grin slowly spread across her lips.- Now you're speaking my language. I've always wanted a new bike. -She said with a grin, the claws on her other hand shooting out to join the other ones.-
  114. * STATUS: Away
  115. -
  116. * STATUS: Online
  117. -
  118. <Harley> -Jumping with glee, the maniac jester queen heard much of this one's father. Watching her follow along with her own nefarious plots, Harley threw out a very obvious fact. What answer was she hoping for? She had no idea.- I wonder what your daddy would say.
  119. <Grace> -In an instant Grace's body grew rigid again, as if she couldn't even move as her eyes glazed over for a second. She remained like this until what sounded like an growling animal left her lips before turning away from her.- To hell what he thinks. Like he would care anyway.
  120. <Harley> Oooooo -She rasps breath between her teeth.- I sensed there were some daddy issues there. Don't worry honey, I got 'em too. But now! -She chuckles as she raises her hands up in a casual manner.- Now I know what his deal was.
  121. <Grace> ....I'm not interested in your life story. -She said simply before turning, pushing past the highly insane woman before reaching her hands up, pulling up the zipper of her black hoodie, which from one of the pockets she pulled out a black mask that covered aroudn her eyes like a racoon and covered her mouth and chin, before pulling the hood up and over her head, hiding her bright blonde hair.-
  122. <Grace> You coming or what?
  123. <Harley> -Hunching her shoulders in a shrugging fashion, she does a simple cartwheel before walking alongside her newest bestie.- Suit yourself. Now, let's go get me something expensive!
  124. <Grace> -A cartwheel? Talk about dramatic. Oh well, beggers couldn't be choosers. She had to start somwhere to get into the crime business...Having a mentally insane second hand to the king of insanity as a friend was a good step. Way more interesting than being a hero.- I get the feeling it's not going to end with the car is it?
  125. <Harley> Oh look! You're catching on already! -The corners of her ruby lips formed a smirk as her heels clacked atop the paved street.- Now, now....where should we start looking?
  126. <Grace> Well...There's always one surefire way. -She retorted with her own grin. She broke into a light jog, reaching down to pick up a loose piece of cobble before whipping it forward until...The crash of breaking glass resounded out, turning to hear towards it.- Follow the stone.
  127. <Harley> But what if it isn't shiny? Or pink? -She forms a frown before dashing towards the blaring voacals of some beat-up car. Harley had inhuman agility, thanks to her bestie, Ivy. So running in heels was no biggie for her.-
  128. <Grace> Then we pick it up, and throw it again until it does! -She said with a "duh" tone to it as she leapt across the street, and over the cars with ease. Her mutations served to help her physicality nicely.-
  129. <Harley> -Giggles eminate from the insane girl's figure.- That's more like it. -Cartwheeling and stunting her way down the street, Harley was not doing it to show off. She was practicing, yet having fun at the same time.- Wheeeee!
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