00:00:03: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3I move heaven and Earth...
00:00:06: <Symmyner> 12GOOD LUCK COUNTERING A 3
00:00:08: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Or I consume the sun.
00:00:08: <Symmyner> 12FAGGOTS
00:00:25: <PurpleDM> 4>not staying to see how it turns out
00:00:36: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Okay, I've got this.
00:00:41: <SirPenningtonTheThird> I slap people's heads off with a one and he gets rezzed with whatever. YOUR 3 IS IRRELEVANT NOW.
00:00:58: Anti-Paladin_Reive 3flings down his sword to the ground - this has really FUCKED OVER HIS PLANS.
00:01:15: Anti-Paladin_Reive 3lays both his hands on the ground.
00:01:37: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Corrupting Touch, move fucking heaven and earth - corrupt the ordering of the cosmos to my will
00:01:52: <DocPine> 5counter
00:01:59: <DocPine> 5disintegrate reive
00:02:00: <SirPenningtonTheThird> Dude what the fuck
00:02:04: <PurpleDM> 4 12.
00:02:09: <SirPenningtonTheThird> We're gonna die without that.
00:02:10: <PurpleDM> 4Doc rolls to counter saving the earth.
00:02:21: <PurpleDM> 4GAH
00:02:24: <PurpleDM> 4 1
00:02:26: <Melibar> lol
00:02:27: <Melibar> GG
00:02:27: <PurpleDM> 4ONE
00:02:27: <Symmyner> 12OH SHIT
00:02:30: <PurpleDM> 4FUCKING /ONE/
00:02:30: <Melibar> EARTH SAVED
00:02:30: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3...
00:02:30: <Symmyner> 12GG
00:02:32: <DocPine> 5M
00:02:33: <DocPine> 5V
00:02:34: <DocPine> 5FUCKIN
00:02:35: <DocPine> 5P
00:02:37: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Melibar
00:02:40: <PurpleDM> 4WHY
00:02:40: <Symmyner> 12DOC
00:02:42: <SirPenningtonTheThird> DAMN NIGGA
00:02:44: <Symmyner> 12DOC
00:02:45: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3That's EARTH DESTROYED
00:02:49: Symmyner 12Brofists DocPine
00:02:52: <Symmyner> 12TRUE BALLER COMBO
00:02:54: <Symmyner> 12OF SWAG
00:02:58: <SirPenningtonTheThird> DUDE
00:02:59: <Melibar> DOC CONFIRMED FOR /V/RP SAVIOR
00:02:59: <PurpleDM> 4DOC DISINTEGRATES THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD'VE SAVED THE EARTH AT THIS POINT.
00:03:04: <SirPenningtonTheThird> REIVE WAS SAVING THE EARTH
00:03:10: <PurpleDM> 4 7 TURNS UNTIL THE EARTH MELTS.
00:03:14: <SirPenningtonTheThird> WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO, DOC?
00:03:17: <SirPenningtonTheThird> WHAT THE FUCK?
00:03:20: <Symmyner> 12ROLL TO SUMMON A BLACK HOLE TOO
00:03:20: <DocPine> 5heal myself
00:03:22: <PurpleDM> 4PENNINGTON.
00:03:25: <PurpleDM> 4No, Symmy.
00:03:31: <Melibar> sorry misread that
00:03:34: <Melibar> *Cough*
00:03:37: <PurpleDM> 4Oh,wait
00:03:39: <PurpleDM> 4It's Doc's turn?
00:03:48: <PurpleDM> 4Oh, fuck, it /is/.
00:03:51: <DocPine> 5heal myself
00:03:52: <SirPenningtonTheThird> Supposedly.
00:03:56: <PurpleDM> 4Rolling to heal.
00:03:58: <Symmyner> 12Counter
00:04:22: <PurpleDM> 4Symmy pops out of nowhere to /not/ die because he is a mega dick
00:04:27: <PurpleDM> 4and counters Doc.
00:04:30: <Symmyner> 12Summon Void to absorb him.
00:04:34: <PurpleDM> 4 19 to heal
00:04:39: <Symmyner> 12COME ON
00:04:40: <PurpleDM> 4 60 to Void.
00:04:43: <Symmyner> 12SHIT
00:04:55: <PurpleDM> 4Doc heals his necrosisiciciatlia or whatever
00:05:00: <PurpleDM> 4HE IS NOT GOING TO DIE
00:05:06: <PurpleDM> 4AS HIS BODY REJECTS THE DEATH
00:05:27: <PurpleDM> 4Symmy voids a box to another dimension.
00:05:33: <Symmyner> 12Swag.
00:05:39: <PurpleDM> 4Coke guard turn.
00:05:49: <DocPine> 5"right, now... i can safely say y'all have fucked over this dear planet... and imma be the one to fix this mess, like i always do"
00:05:56: <PurpleDM> 4He's still crazed and on coke, but he merely swings at his buddy.
00:06:00: <PurpleDM> 4He returns the swinging.
00:06:06: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Pine
00:06:07: <PurpleDM> 4They're fighting eachother.
00:06:09: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "Doc, I think the traitor was trying to SAVE the world."
00:06:15: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3I am going to all lengths to destroy you
00:06:16: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "Why'd ya disintegrate him?"
00:06:17: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3You prepare yourself.
00:06:24: <PurpleDM> 4 6 turns.
00:06:28: <DocPine> 5"because he tried to kill me."
00:06:29: <Symmyner> 12My turn now?
00:06:30: <PurpleDM> 4Oh, wait.
00:06:33: <PurpleDM> 4 5 turns.
00:06:34: <PurpleDM> 4My bad.
00:06:36: <PurpleDM> 4Pennington.
00:06:36: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "BUT NOW WE'RE GONNA DIE."
00:06:38: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Who's turn is it?
00:06:42: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "I'M PRETTY MAD."
00:06:43: <PurpleDM> 4Roll.
00:06:47: <SirPenningtonTheThird> It's mine.
00:06:50: <SirPenningtonTheThird> Hmmm.
00:06:54: <SirPenningtonTheThird> Let's see.
00:06:54: <DocPine> 5"and he wasn't gonna save it. he was gonna bend it to his will. don't trust him. he's killed me once before"
00:07:17: <SirPenningtonTheThird> Hmmmm....
00:07:28: <Symmyner> 12"FUHAHAHHA"
00:07:38: <Symmyner> 12"What can a berserker do to stop the oncoming onslaught"
00:07:44: Symmyner 12Lays back
00:07:55: <Symmyner> 12"I'm gonna get some tan".
00:07:59: <DocPine> 5"lend me your power..."
00:08:04: <PurpleDM> 4Symmy lays down.
00:08:19: <Melibar> SOMEONE PLEASE
00:08:20: <Melibar> SAVE
00:08:20: <PurpleDM> 4He grabs a nice, warm, ultraviolet ray tan.
00:08:21: <Melibar> THE
00:08:22: <Melibar> DAY
00:08:25: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "I'll lend you something alright."
00:08:27: <PurpleDM> 4Mmm.
00:08:30: <SirPenningtonTheThird> GRAB SYMMYNER
00:08:33: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Yev, Pennington.
00:08:35: <Symmyner> 12COUNTER
00:08:38: <SirPenningtonTheThird> USE HIM TO CLUB THE DOCTOR TO DEATH
00:08:43: <PurpleDM> 4OH BOY
00:08:43: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Do what has to be done.
00:08:45: <DocPine> 5counter
00:08:47: <PurpleDM> 4ROLLING
00:08:55: <PurpleDM> 4 65, SYMMY ROLLS TO COUTNER
00:08:58: <Symmyner> 12COUNTER GIGS BY SUMMONING EVEREST ON HIM
00:09:03: <PurpleDM> 4 90.
00:09:06: <SirPenningtonTheThird> YES
00:09:07: <Melibar> lol
00:09:07: <Symmyner> 12Aw shit.
00:09:16: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Yes.
00:09:18: <Melibar> Will his shit roll save us?
00:09:18: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3YES!
00:09:23: <PurpleDM> 4YOU SUMMON EVEREST ON YOURSELF, TURNING YOURSELF INTO A PERFECT FROZEN BAT.
00:09:28: <PurpleDM> 4MAN-BAT.
00:09:32: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Melibar, me and Pennington
00:09:33: <DocPine> 5heh
00:09:34: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3We have a plan y'see
00:09:42: <PurpleDM> 4PENNINGTON GRABS YOU AND SWINGS AT DOC FOR THE FENCES
00:09:48: <PurpleDM> 4*CRACK*
00:09:48: <DocPine> 5counter
00:09:50: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Which you should see in any moment
00:09:54: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Can't counter twice, Doc.
00:09:55: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "I HAVE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT."
00:10:00: <PurpleDM> 4While it doesn't hurt Doc that much, merely knocking him on his ass...
00:10:01: <Melibar> we do?
00:10:03: <DocPine> 5i didn't get to counter the first time
00:10:06: <DocPine> 5anyways...
00:10:07: <PurpleDM> 4Symmy's been snapped in half.
00:10:15: <Symmyner> 12ROLL RES TO SNAP MYSELF BACK IN ONE
00:10:24: <PurpleDM> 4Gurglap's turn.
00:10:24: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Not your turn, Symmy
00:10:30: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "YOU HAVE FUCKED OVER THE WORLD, YOU STUPID DOCTOR."
00:10:38: <Symmyner> 12He ain't here.
00:10:51: <PurpleDM> 4Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap:
00:10:53: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "YOU COULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL HE FIXED IT, /THEN/ KILLED HIM.
00:10:55: <PurpleDM> 4Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap:
00:10:58: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14Yes?
00:11:00: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14Oh
00:11:01: <SirPenningtonTheThird> IT AIN'T THAT COMPLICATED, DOC."
00:11:02: <PurpleDM> 4Your turn.
00:11:09: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14Sun still coming down?
00:11:10: <Symmyner> 12http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pRujVK_VII
00:11:10: <PurpleDM> 4 4 more turns until end of world.
00:11:22: <DocPine> 5"and now you're trying to kill me? well played fellas."
00:11:28: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14Roll aim to shoot the sun back into orbit!
00:11:38: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "It doesn't even matter!"
00:11:42: <PurpleDM> 4Rolling Aim to shoot the sun back into orbit.
00:11:46: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "A FUCKING DOCTOR CAN'T STOP THE SUN."
00:11:51: <Symmyner> 12SOMEONE COUNTER HIM
00:11:51: <Melibar> We got 4 rolls
00:11:52: <Melibar> 4
00:11:53: <Melibar> rolls
00:11:54: <PurpleDM> 4You're gonna need a real good roll to do so with an ordinary shot.
00:11:56: <Melibar> to save the world
00:11:59: <Symmyner> 12DONT LET HIM RUIN IT
00:12:03: <Symmyner> 12MY UTOPIA
00:12:04: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14Supa shot
00:12:08: <DocPine> 5"a fucking doctor and fix ANYTHING"
00:12:18: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "YOU PEOPLE WITH YOUR GOD COMPLEXES."
00:12:29: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"QUIG EBEY ONE LENB ME YOUR STRENGTH!"
00:12:30: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "YOU CAN'T PUSH A SUN WITH WHITE FUCKING MAGIC."
00:12:36: <PurpleDM> 4 29.
00:12:42: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"WAAAAGH"
00:12:43: <Symmyner> 12 2 SLOW FAGGOT
00:12:47: <PurpleDM> 4YOU SHOOT THE SUN, KNOCKING IT BACKWARDS.
00:12:53: <PurpleDM> 4 9 TURNS UNTIL END OF WORLD.
00:12:59: <Melibar> KEEP SHOOTING
00:13:01: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Excellent.
00:13:02: <PurpleDM> 4YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF PRECIOUS TIME.
00:13:09: <PurpleDM> 4Symmyner is dead.
00:13:12: <PurpleDM> 4Donte, you there?
00:13:12: <Symmyner> 12RES TO PULL MY SHIT TOGETHER
00:13:16: <Symmyner> 12ROLL IT
00:13:18: <Donte> 10>Come back
00:13:19: <Donte> 10what
00:13:19: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Purple
00:13:19: <Donte> 10>see this
00:13:22: <Symmyner> 12DONTE
00:13:23: <Symmyner> 12REV ME
00:13:26: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3You forgot something
00:13:26: <Symmyner> 12ONLY I CAN SAVE US
00:13:28: <SirPenningtonTheThird> (Wait, shit, seriously? If we were on that line, I could have actually done something with my roll)
00:13:30: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3You forgot my dragon's turn
00:13:31: <Symmyner> 12USE YOUR CRAZYNESS
00:13:33: <Symmyner> 12HURRY
00:13:35: <Symmyner> 12NO TIME TO THINK
00:13:35: <Donte> 10How am i alive again
00:13:38: <Symmyner> 12REVIVE ME
00:13:38: <PurpleDM> 4The sun is coming down.
00:13:42: <DocPine> 5dont do it donte, its syms fault were in this mess
00:13:44: <PurpleDM> 4You were revived, doesn't matter.
00:13:45: <Donte> 10Sun...
00:13:47: <Donte> 10Hmm.
00:13:48: <Donte> 10Alright.
00:13:49: <Symmyner> 12DONTE
00:13:49: <Symmyner> 12DO IT
00:13:51: <PurpleDM> 4 9 turns.
00:13:52: <Symmyner> 12REVIVE ME
00:13:52: Donte 10throws away his coat.
00:13:56: <Symmyner> 12I can fucking save us
00:13:58: <SirPenningtonTheThird> DO NOT REVIVE SYMMY
00:14:00: <Melibar> NO
00:14:02: Donte 10throws his sword up in the air afterward, and leaps.
00:14:15: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3inb4 Donte burns himself to a crisp
00:14:15: <Donte> 10Roll CUHHRAIZE to PROPEL MYSELF TO THE SUN AT EXTREME SPEEDS WHILE WIELDING SWORD.
00:14:19: <Donte> 10AND CUT IT IN HALF.
00:14:21: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "DONTE!"
00:14:26: <PurpleDM> 4>cut it in half
00:14:26: <Symmyner> 12Aw shit
00:14:27: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "THAT IS A ONE-WAY TRIP!"
00:14:30: <Donte> 10"This Party is about to get CUHHRAAIZEEEEEEEE!"
00:14:30: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"DONTE!"
00:14:31: <PurpleDM> 4SHALL DO.
00:14:34: <PurpleDM> 4ROLLING.
00:14:34: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "AND WILL ALSO CAUSE THE WROLD TO FREEZE."
00:14:36: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "NO!'
00:14:38: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Well done Donte, you are now going to kill every person in our solar system
00:14:39: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "STOP!"
00:14:39: <Symmyner> 12INB4 100
00:14:44: <SirPenningtonTheThird> COUNTER HIM
00:14:47: <PurpleDM> 4 15.
00:14:50: <Donte> 10EEEEXTREME
00:14:50: <SirPenningtonTheThird> TOSS DOC PINE AT HIM LIKE A BOULDER
00:14:55: Donte 10is OVERFLOWING WITH CUHRAIZE
00:14:58: <PurpleDM> 4COUNTERING IT FOR SOME REASON
00:14:59: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3FUCKING. BEAT. HIM. PENNINGTON.
00:15:03: <PurpleDM> 4WHAT FUCKING SIDE ARE YOU ON
00:15:05: <PurpleDM> 4ROLLING
00:15:11: <PurpleDM> 4GHCKH
00:15:12: <PurpleDM> 4WHAT
00:15:12: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3The one that wants us to fucking live.
00:15:13: <SirPenningtonTheThird> HE'S GOING TO KILL THE SUN
00:15:13: <PurpleDM> 4THE
00:15:13: <PurpleDM> 4FUCK
00:15:15: <Symmyner> 12WHAT
00:15:15: <Symmyner> 12WHAT
00:15:16: <PurpleDM> 4 4
00:15:17: <SirPenningtonTheThird> LET THAT SINK IN
00:15:18: <PurpleDM> 4FOUR
00:15:18: <Symmyner> 12AWWWWWW SHIT
00:15:19: <Donte> 10>4
00:15:21: <Symmyner> 12>4
00:15:21: <Donte> 10FUCK OFF
00:15:22: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3YES!
00:15:22: <PurpleDM> 4A GODDAMNED FOUR.
00:15:22: <Symmyner> 12>4
00:15:22: <Symmyner> 12>4
00:15:23: <Symmyner> 12>4
00:15:24: <Symmyner> 12>4
00:15:24: <SirPenningtonTheThird> IT'LL KILL EVERYTHING IF HE KILLS THE SUN
00:15:24: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3FUCK YEAH.
00:15:31: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3We've got this, Pennington.
00:15:33: <PurpleDM> 4YOU THROW DOC PINE INTO DONTE.
00:15:35: <Symmyner> 12DONTE IS DEAD
00:15:41: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3*We're* going to fucking save this world.
00:15:42: <Donte> 10"IT KEEPS HAPPENING."
00:15:46: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "GAMMA TOSS!"
00:15:46: <PurpleDM> 4THE /FORCE/ OF THE THROW KNOCKS DONTE OFF BALANCE.
00:15:46: <DocPine> 5"I NEVER AGREED TO THISSSSSSS"
00:15:52: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
00:15:53: <PurpleDM> 4HE IS KNOCKED INTO A WORMHOLE.
00:15:57: <Donte> 10NO FUCK THAT
00:15:59: <Donte> 10SAVING AGI ROLL
00:15:59: <Symmyner> 12MY SIDES
00:16:01: <Donte> 10>COME BACK
00:16:02: <Donte> 10>DIE INSTANTLY
00:16:04: <Donte> 10NO SIRE
00:16:07: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Deal with it, Donte.
00:16:12: <PurpleDM> 4DOC PINE IS THROWN INTO THE SUN.
00:16:19: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Deal with it, Doctor.
00:16:23: <Symmyner> 12I doomed everyone.
00:16:24: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "Just as planned."
00:16:24: <PurpleDM> 4DONTE REVIVES IN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPACE WORMHOLE.
00:16:26: <Symmyner> 12All according to plan.
00:16:30: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "You hear me, Reive?"
00:16:30: <PurpleDM> 4His hair is brown.
00:16:32: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Deal with it, Symmy - we're going to stop you
00:16:36: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "Best put that plan of yours into action."
00:16:42: <Donte> 10"MOI NAI MIS FAGET."
00:16:44: <Symmyner> 12You're dead Reive
00:16:49: <Symmyner> 12You're nothing but molecules.
00:16:49: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3That's what you think
00:16:53: <DonteTheFaget> 10http://i.imgur.com/AnOpD.png
00:16:55: <PurpleDM> 4Reive's turn.
00:17:00: <Symmyner> 12ISNT HE DEAD?
00:17:02: <PurpleDM> 4 8 turns until death of world.
00:17:03: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Okay, prepare your butts.
00:17:05: <DocPine> 5TELEPORT MYSELF/SUN BACK INTO IT'S NORMAL ORBIT
00:17:09: <PurpleDM> 4Oh wait
00:17:09: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "ME AND REIVE."
00:17:10: <Symmyner> 12SOMEONE REVIVE ME
00:17:12: <PurpleDM> 4How /did/ he revive
00:17:12: <Symmyner> 12I CAN FIX THIS
00:17:14: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3You know that dragon? The one that Symmy GAVE to me.
00:17:16: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "WE HAD A PLAN FROM THE VERY BEGINNING."
00:17:17: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Wait, Purp
00:17:21: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3I'm explaining
00:17:31: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3That dragon is now bound to my will
00:17:33: <PurpleDM> 4Alright.
00:17:38: <PurpleDM> 4I get you now.
00:18:00: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3And as a creature bound to my will, to an anti-paladin's will, to a blackguard's will - it inherits certain characteristics
00:18:16: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3As such, it is in fact able to channel spells I can perform
00:18:23: <Symmyner> 12Well guys I'm going.
00:18:27: <Symmyner> 12Tell me how this ends.
00:18:31: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3And this is fucking D&D/Pathfinder shit here
00:18:42: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3(Kinda)
00:18:43: <Symmyner> 12PURPLE
00:18:44: <PurpleDM> 4HURRY UP BEFORE I TAKE A TURN OFF IN SPITE
00:18:45: <DocPine> 5this isn't pathfinder, it's /v/rp
00:18:46: <Symmyner> 12One final roll?
00:18:52: <Symmyner> 12COME ON
00:18:54: <PurpleDM> 4Sorry, Sym.
00:18:55: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Corrupting Touch roll to finish my ritual
00:19:07: <Symmyner> 12COME ON ARE YOU UPSET BECAUSE OF THAT SUN ROLL
00:19:08: <PurpleDM> 4Alright.
00:19:09: <Symmyner> 12;_;
00:19:14: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3I work within confines, Doctor - everyone being God isn't as fun
00:19:17: <PurpleDM> 4Nah, it's just you already came back thrice
00:19:21: <PurpleDM> 4Hue.
00:19:28: <Symmyner> 12Revive me and I'm staying
00:19:29: <Symmyner> 12Hue
00:19:39: <PurpleDM> 4Alright, you have rolled a 35, Reive.
00:19:51: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "COME ON, DRAGON."
00:20:01: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Started the ritual with like a 17 or something? Continue with 35
00:20:05: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Looks pretty noice
00:20:05: <PurpleDM> 4You... corrupt the dragon into finishing your ritual?
00:20:10: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Yup!
00:20:11: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN HEAR ME THROUGH THAT THING, REIVE. BUT I HOPE THIS WORKS."
00:20:15: <PurpleDM> 4Nice.
00:20:16: <Symmyner> 12>Corrupt Ancient Dragon
00:20:18: <Symmyner> 12Nigga what?
00:20:29: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3 /My/ ancient dragon
00:20:31: <Symmyner> 12C'mon Reive, I gave you my fucking dragon.
00:20:36: <Symmyner> 12>MY FUCKING DRAGON
00:20:38: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3That's the key to the plan
00:20:43: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Was yours, mine now
00:20:49: <PurpleDM> 4The dragon continues the ritual to save the earth.
00:20:53: <PurpleDM> 4Or to ruin in.
00:20:58: <PurpleDM> 4Who truly knows?
00:20:59: <SirPenningtonTheThird> SAVE IT.
00:21:03: <PurpleDM> 4Only one way to find out.
00:21:04: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "COME ON YOU FUCKING DRAGON."
00:21:06: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "SAVE IT."
00:21:08: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3Only I truly know!
00:21:25: <Symmyner> 12Anyone reviving me ;_;?
00:21:28: <PurpleDM> 4Reive has spoken.
00:21:30: <Symmyner> 12I'm sorry about the whole sun thing.
00:21:31: <Symmyner> 12Hue.
00:21:38: <PurpleDM> 4The dragon continues his ritual.
00:21:44: <Symmyner> 12SOMEONE KILL IT
00:21:47: <Symmyner> 12KILL THE DRAGON
00:21:51: <PurpleDM> 4The world /itself/ begins to shift.
00:21:57: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "Reive is probably going to possess the earth or something."
00:21:58: <PurpleDM> 4The entire fabric of the earth ripples.
00:22:03: <PurpleDM> 4A wave.
00:22:04: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "It's better than there being no earth."
00:22:08: <Melibar> :O
00:22:13: <Symmyner> 12:O
00:22:17: Melibar crosses his fingers
00:22:19: <PurpleDM> 4A /crack/ of sound rockets throughout all existance.
00:22:30: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"Wot?"
00:22:36: <PurpleDM> 4The world is enveloped in a flash of light.
00:22:38: <Anti-Paladin_Reive> 3(Man, I totally forgot to say 'Assuming direct control' when I took over the dragon)
00:22:40: <PurpleDM> 4Nothing...
00:22:42: <PurpleDM> 4...
00:22:46: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"What happened?
00:22:47: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"
00:22:49: <PurpleDM> 4You awake in a dark room.
00:22:50: <Symmyner> 12 98
00:22:52: <Symmyner> 12HE ROLLED A 9-
00:22:54: <Symmyner> 12Wha...
00:22:57: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"I stopped paying attention"
00:22:59: <PurpleDM> 4Chains hold you in a dark, dark, room.
00:22:59: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "FUCKING TIME WARP."
00:23:06: <PurpleDM> 4A window barely lights up the room.
00:23:07: <Symmyner> 12STR ROLL TO BREAK FREE
00:23:12: <PurpleDM> 4AND THAT TALE
00:23:13: <SirPenningtonTheThird> WHO IS ALIVE?
00:23:14: <DonteTheFaget> 10ROLL CUHHRAIZE TO WIELD SWORD WITH MOUTH AND CUT CHAINS
00:23:16: <PurpleDM> 4FOR GOD'S SAKE
00:23:18: <Symmyner> 12STR ROLL TO BREAK FREE
00:23:22: <PurpleDM> 4IS IT FINALLY OVER?
00:23:25: <PurpleDM> 4NO.
00:23:30: <PurpleDM> 4ROLLING TO BREAK THE CHAINS.
00:23:35: <SirPenningtonTheThird> RAGE ROLL TO GET MAD AND DISINTEGRATE THE CHAINS DUE TO SHEER INTENSITY OF MY RAGE
00:23:39: <PurpleDM> 4Oh, wow, nevermind.
00:23:39: <Melibar> INb4 1 or 100
00:23:40: <PurpleDM> 4 99.
00:23:43: <SirPenningtonTheThird> RAGE ROLL TO GET MAD AND DISINTEGRATE THE CHAINS DUE TO SHEER INTENSITY OF MY RAGE
00:23:43: <Melibar> LOL
00:23:43: <SirPenningtonTheThird> RAGE ROLL TO GET MAD AND DISINTEGRATE THE CHAINS DUE TO SHEER INTENSITY OF MY RAGE
00:23:48: <Melibar> xD
00:23:49: <DonteTheFaget> 10 21:23 DonteTheFaget ROLL CUHHRAIZE TO WIELD SWORD WITH MOUTH AND CUT CHAINS
00:23:50: <DonteTheFaget> 10 21:23 DonteTheFaget ROLL CUHHRAIZE TO WIELD SWORD WITH MOUTH AND CUT CHAINS
00:23:50: <PurpleDM> 4You remember how you brought down the whole wall last time, Sym?
00:23:55: <Paladin_Reive> 3Did...did I just reset time?
00:23:57: <Symmyner> 12Y...yeah?
00:24:12: <PurpleDM> 4Yeah. You bring down the wall. Only this time it stays solid.
00:24:30: <SirPenningtonTheThird> RAGE ROLL TO GET MAD AND DISINTEGRATE THE CHAINS DUE TO SHEER INTENSITY OF MY RAGE
00:24:32: <PurpleDM> 4The adamantium refuses to break, smashing half of the party.
00:24:40: <Symmyner> 12I GET TO LIVE RIGHT?
00:24:49: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"Uhhh?"
00:24:51: <Paladin_Reive> 3If anything, you should die!
00:24:54: <PurpleDM> 4DocPine, Symmyner, and Pennington are all dead.
00:24:54: <Paladin_Reive> 3Hueheuheuheu
00:24:56: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"WOT HAPPENED?"
00:25:01: <DonteTheFaget> 10"I GOT THIS M8"
00:25:02: <DonteTheFaget> 10 21:23 DonteTheFaget ROLL CUHHRAIZE TO WIELD SWORD WITH MOUTH AND CUT CHAINS
00:25:05: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"I STOPPED PAYING ATTENTION AGAIN!"
00:25:10: <SirPenningtonTheThird> PALADIN REVIVE MY SHIT
00:25:14: <Symmyner> 12RES ME FAGGOT
00:25:17: <Paladin_Reive> 3Yes, sir!
00:25:17: <PurpleDM> 4Donte, who has appeared in the room this time, slices the chains.
00:25:21: <PurpleDM> 4Rolling.
00:25:27: <Symmyner> 12Inb4 96
00:25:34: <DonteTheFaget> 10"This PARTAY IS ABOUT TO GET CUUHRAAAIZEEE!"
00:25:34: <Symmyner> 12or 89
00:25:36: <PurpleDM> 4 21.
00:25:40: <DonteTheFaget> 10SUCK ON THAT
00:25:55: <PurpleDM> 4He flips the sword into his mouth and slices at the wall, obliterating it into dust.
00:26:02: DonteTheFaget 10Flexes.
00:26:10: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"NEOT!"
00:26:10: <PurpleDM> 4Half of the party is free.
00:26:21: <Paladin_Reive> 3Roll to revive my good pal Pennington
00:26:29: <PurpleDM> 4Donte, Gurglap, Reive, are all free.
00:26:38: <DonteTheFaget> 10"CUHHHRAIIZEEY!"
00:26:48: <PurpleDM> 4Reive rolls to heal his good pal.
00:26:53: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"SO WU HAPPEN, WEVE?"
00:27:12: <Paladin_Reive> 3"Just saved the entire world, y'know - ain't nothin but a thang."
00:27:13: <PurpleDM> 4 4.
00:27:19: <PurpleDM> 4Jesus.
00:27:20: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"OH"
00:27:20: <Paladin_Reive> 3Mah nigga
00:27:26: <SirPenningtonTheThird> Mah nigga
00:27:36: <PurpleDM> 4Pallington spruces up onto his feet.
00:27:45: <PurpleDM> 4The wall is knocked back into place by his leap.
00:27:50: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "Not even death can hold gentlemen such as myself."
00:27:53: <PurpleDM> 4Symmy and Doc are still injured.
00:28:04: <Paladin_Reive> 3"Welcome back to the world of the living, buddy."
00:28:11: <Symmyner> 12Roll to summon scroll of healing.
00:28:15: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "That was quite the crazy adventure."
00:28:18: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"SO"
00:28:22: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"UHH"
00:28:23: <PurpleDM> 4Rolling to heal.
00:28:25: <Paladin_Reive> 3"Quite so."
00:28:26: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"WUT NOA?"
00:28:29: <Paladin_Reive> 3Counter roll
00:28:30: <DocPine> 5thought i was dead?
00:28:34: <Paladin_Reive> 3Str, summary execution
00:28:34: <SirPenningtonTheThird> COUNTER
00:28:49: <DonteTheFaget> 10"Crazy?"
00:28:50: <DonteTheFaget> 10"CRAZY?"
00:28:53: <DonteTheFaget> 10"CUHHHRAIIIIIIZEEEEEEEE."
00:28:55: <PurpleDM> 4 5. You summon a scroll of healing and heal almost immediately.
00:29:04: <PurpleDM> 4If this coutner don't break it.
00:29:05: <Symmyner> 12>5
00:29:09: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "Yes, Donte, CRAZY."
00:29:14: <PurpleDM> 4 45. Nope.
00:29:17: <PurpleDM> 4You're good, Sym.
00:29:23: <PurpleDM> 4Sym pops onto his feet.
00:29:37: DonteTheFaget 10just starts flipping around
00:29:37: <Symmyner> 12STR ROLL TO BREAK WINDOW AND JUMP OUT
00:29:44: <SirPenningtonTheThird> COUNTER THAT FAGGOT
00:29:50: <Paladin_Reive> 3Counter, Str roll - execution
00:30:07: <SirPenningtonTheThird> I'm still berserk, right? Or did that not carry over from the TIEM WARP
00:30:10: <PurpleDM> 4STR Roll to leap out the window again.
00:30:15: <PurpleDM> 4(No it didn't carry.)
00:30:17: <SirPenningtonTheThird> USE HIM TO CLUB DOC PINE TO DEATH
00:30:22: <PurpleDM> 4(Donte's hair is still brown however)
00:30:33: <PurpleDM> 4 97.
00:30:36: <SirPenningtonTheThird> USE HIM TO CLUB DOC PINE TO DEATH
00:30:37: <SirPenningtonTheThird> USE HIM TO CLUB DOC PINE TO DEATH
00:30:39: <PurpleDM> 4NINETY SEVEN.
00:30:40: <Paladin_Reive> 3HAH.
00:30:41: <Paladin_Reive> 3HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
00:30:43: <PurpleDM> 4GAGHAH.
00:30:44: <SirPenningtonTheThird> USE HIM TO CLUB DOC PINE TO DEATH
00:30:46: <PurpleDM> 4ROLLING COUNTER.
00:30:52: <DocPine> 5again?
00:30:54: <PurpleDM> 4SIX FUCKING TEEN.
00:31:02: <PurpleDM> 4JESUS.
00:31:05: <Paladin_Reive> 3YES.
00:31:07: <Symmyner> 12;_;
00:31:08: <PurpleDM> 4STOP RUNNING THIS SHOW, HOLY FUCK
00:31:10: <PurpleDM> 4HUE
00:31:12: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "IT'S OVEEEEEER!"
00:31:13: <DonteTheFaget> 10jesus christ how horrifying
00:31:14: <Symmyner> 12"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME?"
00:31:16: <PurpleDM> 4YOU PICK UP SYMMY.
00:31:17: <Paladin_Reive> 3Pennington confirmed for the hero Vearpi deserves
00:31:25: <PurpleDM> 4AND /SWING/ HIM INTO DOC.
00:31:26: <Paladin_Reive> 3"You tried to destroy every living being on this planet."
00:31:32: <PurpleDM> 4SYMMY AND DOC ARE OBLITERATED.
00:31:35: <PurpleDM> 4I MEAN
00:31:39: <DocPine> 5"you fucking t-"
00:31:39: <PurpleDM> 4INTO DUST.
00:31:44: DonteTheFaget 10keeps striking a pose.
00:31:46: <PurpleDM> 4MEATY, WEAT, BLOOD DUST.
00:31:52: Paladin_Reive 3brofists Pennington.
00:31:53: SirPenningtonTheThird wipes his monocle and clears his throat.
00:31:53: <DonteTheFaget> 10"CUHRAIIZIEEIEIAI"
00:31:55: DonteTheFaget 10flips around
00:31:57: <DocPine> 5meh, i was better off dead in the first place
00:31:57: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "Jolly good show."
00:31:58: <Paladin_Reive> 3"Cleaning out the garbage."
00:32:15: <Symmyner> 12How did he stop the sun anyway?
00:32:16: <Symmyner> 12He rolled 35
00:32:20: <Symmyner> 12And no one rolled below 3.
00:32:24: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"UHHH"
00:32:25: <PurpleDM> 4The light in the window blows onto the door.
00:32:28: <Paladin_Reive> 3I rolled like 17 the first time
00:32:32: <Paladin_Reive> 3>implying it was a counter
00:32:33: <Symmyner> 12Still the same.
00:32:40: <PurpleDM> 4Poor Gurg is still confused.
00:32:42: <Paladin_Reive> 3Roll =/= counter
00:32:45: <Symmyner> 12No but you'd need atleast the same force to do shit.
00:33:15: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"UHH?"
00:33:17: <SirPenningtonTheThird> I killed a dude with a one, should only a one be able to revive him? IT'S ALREADY DONE NIGGA. WE GOTTA DEAL WITH IT.
00:33:20: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"WUZ GOIN ON"
00:33:22: <PurpleDM> 4So.
00:33:26: <PurpleDM> 4Epilogues?
00:33:29: <Paladin_Reive> 3You really don't want to bring in something like that considering you summoned the entire friggin Sun
00:33:32: <Symmyner> 12Yeah.
00:33:33: <Symmyner> 12Do it.
00:33:34: <Paladin_Reive> 3Hold on, Purp
00:33:36: DonteTheFaget 10just flips around because he is CUHHRAIZEE
00:33:37: <Paladin_Reive> 3I want to do one thing before
00:33:43: <PurpleDM> 4I know what this is.
00:33:47: <PurpleDM> 4I think I know what this is.
00:33:59: Paladin_Reive 3bows before Pennington. And nods toward the door.
00:34:08: <Paladin_Reive> 3"Shall we? Like gentlemen?"
00:34:16: <SirPenningtonTheThird> "We shall!"
00:34:27: SirPenningtonTheThird returns the gesture of bowing
00:34:29: Paladin_Reive 3and Pennington stride through the door - onward and upward!
00:34:42: <PurpleDM> 4Reive and Pennington gentlemanly walk through the door.
00:34:44: <DonteTheFaget> 10Are they goign to do what I think they are going to do.
00:34:49: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"UHH?"
00:34:50: <PurpleDM> 4What adventures shall they partake in?
00:34:58: <Paladin_Reive> 3Epilogues, go!
00:35:00: <PurpleDM> 4What sort of people shall they kill?
00:35:02: Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap 14walks tout the door
00:35:04: <PurpleDM> 4FIND OUT NEXT TIME
00:35:04: <GhostPine> 5"you guys are faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags"
00:35:06: <PurpleDM> 4ON DRAGON
00:35:07: <PurpleDM> 4BALL
00:35:11: <PurpleDM> 4 /v/RP
00:35:13: DonteTheFaget 10just flips around next to Gurglap.
00:35:22: <PurpleDM> 4aaaaaaaaaand done?
00:35:23: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"UHHH."
00:35:31: <Melibar> ;_;
00:35:33: <Paladin_Reive> 3Yup!
00:35:33: <DonteTheFaget> 10"CUUHHRAAAIIZEEY"
00:35:33: <Ogre_Marksman_Gurglap> 14"I STILL DUN NO WUZ GOIN ON"
00:35:44: DonteTheFaget 10throws his sword at the window and surfs away
00:35:49: <Paladin_Reive> 3That certainly was one CUHRAAAAAAAZY RP
00:35:59: <Symmyner> 12Fuck you for stopping the sun.
00:36:00: <SirPenningtonTheThird> EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL.
00:36:00: <Paladin_Reive> 3 Pennington confirmed for my MVP
00:36:05: <Symmy> 12That was some fucking bullshit.
00:36:12: <PurplePimp> 4I HAD A GOOD FUCKING GAME
00:36:14: <PurplePimp> 4YES
00:36:17: <PurplePimp> 4ABOUT
00:36:17: <Paladin_Reive> 3>summoned the Sun
00:36:19: <Paladin_Reive> 3>talking about bullshit
00:36:21: <PurplePimp> 4MOTHERFUCKING
00:36:22: <PurplePimp> 4TIME
00:36:23: <Paladin_Reive> 3Yeah, nah - deal with it!
00:36:23: <Symmy> 12>rolld a 3
00:36:34: <Symmy> 12Nigga, it's logical.
00:36:34: <Swordfag> 10This game was so fucked up
00:36:38: <Symmy> 12True.
00:36:38: <Swordfag> 10>critical sucesses and afilures everywhere
00:36:45: <Itchy> 5> Pine confirmed for MVP
00:36:48: <Paladin_Reive> 3Please tell me someone logged that
00:36:53: <Swordfag> 10also
00:36:53: <PurplePimp> 4Please.
00:36:54: <Edgerd> 14I think I did.
00:36:57: <Swordfag> 10fuck you for stopping Donte from cutting the sun in HALF
00:36:59: <Paladin_Reive> 3Mah nigga
00:37:00: <Swordfag> 10That would have been swag
00:37:02: <Melibar> I never get to participate in fun Rps ;_;
00:37:05: <SirPenningtonTheThird> PINE I PLAYED YOU LIKE A FOOL.
00:37:11: <PurplePimp> 4Sorry, Mel.
00:37:18: <Melibar> its ok
00:37:18: <Symmy> 12I'm still the MVP of the game.
00:37:18: <SirPenningtonTheThird> I WAS IN CAHOOTS WITH REIVE THE ENTIRE TIME.
00:37:19: <SirPenningtonTheThird> THE
00:37:19: <Symmy> 12Deal with it.
00:37:20: <SirPenningtonTheThird> ENTIRE
00:37:21: <SirPenningtonTheThird> TIME
00:37:24: <PurplePimp> 4Sticking you in there at the last minute would've felt forced.
00:37:26: <Symmy> 12CAN YOU FAGS BRING DOWN AN ENTIRE FUCKING SUN
00:37:30: <Symmy> 12I DONT THINK SO?
00:37:32: <Paladin_Reive> 3Me and Pennington had been conspiring for the past 2 or 3 hours
00:37:44: <Edgerd> 14Yeah I got it logged.
00:37:48: <Paladin_Reive> 3Just. As. Planned.
00:37:48: <Itchy> 5conspiring for what? killing me?
00:37:52: <PurplePimp> 6Oh, dear. Do I sense a duo?
00:37:55: <SirPenningtonTheThird> KILLING
00:37:56: <Paladin_Reive> 3Fuck yeah. Edgerd
00:37:56: <SirPenningtonTheThird> EVERYONE.
00:37:57: <Melibar> yeaH
00:38:03: <Paladin_Reive> 3Pretty much
00:38:09: <Paladin_Reive> 3We were going to murder everyone there
00:38:11: <PurplePimp> 6Good job, guys.
00:38:13: <Paladin_Reive> 3Instead we saved EVERYONE
00:38:16: <SirPenningtonTheThird> But then Symmy summoned the sun.
00:38:16: PurplePimp 6claps
00:38:19: <Paladin_Reive> 3Ironic, eh?
00:38:20: <Swordfag> 10But Donte and the Ogre survived
00:38:21: <Symmy> 12>Tfw Broswag didn't conspire with me ;_;
00:38:22: <Swordfag> 10u wot m8
00:38:32: <PurplePimp> 6Yeah.
00:38:35: <Symmy> 12PRAISE THE SUN
00:38:40: <SirPenningtonTheThird> Ogre is nice and innocent.
00:38:45: <SirPenningtonTheThird> We never planned to kill him.
00:38:47: <Paladin_Reive> 3We changed our plan at the end, Sword to not kill you two
00:38:49: <PurplePimp> 6Donte and the Ogre would later go on to star in a hilarious buddy-cop television series
00:38:54: <SirPenningtonTheThird> Only DONTE, PINE, AND SYMMYNER.
00:39:03: <Swordfag> 10SO WHY DIDN'T YA KILL DONTE.
00:39:05: <Paladin_Reive> 3And yeah, we never were going to the Ogre because he badass
00:39:12: <PurplePimp> 6Symmy and Doc Pine are pretty much dead.
00:39:24: <SirPenningtonTheThird> Well, Donte, in the end we were talking about whether to kill you...
00:39:26: <PurplePimp> 6and Reive and Pennington?
00:39:28: <Itchy> 5back to being a ghost... again
00:39:30: <PurplePimp> 6Who knows.
00:39:34: <SirPenningtonTheThird> But you seemed cool with us killing those other two.
00:39:37: <SirPenningtonTheThird> So we just let it slide.
00:39:39: <Symmy> 12Anyway yeah.
00:39:41: <Paladin_Reive> 3Yeah
00:39:41: <Symmy> 12Good game.
00:39:41: <Swordfag> 10CUHHRAIIZEE