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- >You are walking around Ponyville and everyone seems strange today.
- >Roseluck is trying to grow flowers with chocolate.
- >Time Turner is fucking around with a phone booth.
- >Ponyville sure is weird today.
- >While you were looking around Ponyville, you bump into some pony.
- >It's Derpy.
- >Well there goes your 5 of your bits.
- >She always asks for a muffin and your too kind to say no.
- >”Hello Anonymous. It is a nice day to go out for a walk. Wouldn't you agree?”
- “Okay, I'll buy you a muffi—W-What did you say?”
- >Oh! I'm sorry. Did I not make myself clear? I asked if you thought it was nice day for a walk?”
- >Okay now you know somethings up.
- “Umm yea it's a pretty good day Derpy.”
- >She looks a little ticked when you say Derpy.
- >”Please call me Ditzy. I never could understand where that nickname came from. Anyway, where are you headed on such a fine day Anonymous.
- >You're actually having a conversation with Der—Ditzy without it leading to muffins.
- >She's even looking at you with both eyes!
- >It's still very shocking.
- “Well I was headed to twilight's place.”
- >Der—Ditzy seems ecstatic after hearing that.
- >”Splendid! Do you mind if I accompany you? I wish to check out a book and it would be an absolute joy to have you join me.
- >Der—Ditzy wanting a book?
- >This day cannot get any weirder.
- “Sure I guess.”
- >You and Ditzy chat a little while making your way to Twilight's Treebrary.
- >It still a little weird to be talking to Ditzy like a regular pony, but you get used to it after a while.
- >Both of you arrive at Twilight's Treebrary.
- >After knocking on the door, you are greeted by Spike.
- “Still playing the part of slave boy I see?”
- >Spike just stands there staring at you.
- >He doesn't even blink .
- >It's like he's staring at your soul.
- >Both you and Ditzy feel the awkward scene and decide to step over him.
- >He still stares at the spot you used to be.
- >Suddenly he screams.
- >”WAWITY!”
- >He runs off screaming rarity's name across Ponyville
- “Well ok then.”
- >You look around for Twilight and see her at a counter with a bell on it.
- >You wave at Twilight while walking to the counter.
- “Hey Twilight.”
- >Nothing.
- >She just continues to stare.
- “Um Equestria to Twilight Sparkle do you read me?
- >Still nothing.
- >Both you and ditzy wave in front of her face.
- >No response.
- >You decide to ring the bell to see if she will respond.
- >She instantly jumps to life.
- >”Hello! Would you like a book Anononameamouse, Anonymemonmiss, anunnoniponiss.”
- >She sounds like a child with down syndrome.
- “It's Anon.”
- >Twilight looks like she just solved a 5000 piece puzzle.
- >”Yes! That's it! Okay Amon would you like a book?
- >She still got it wrong, but you just go along with it.
- >Ditzy goes off to find her book so you figure now is a good time to ask about what’s going on.
- “Actually Twilight I was wondering if you noticed anything strange going on in ponyville lately.
- >Twilight puts a hoof on her chin and stares into space.
- >She must be thinking, but its kinda hard to take it serious when her eyes are looking into different directions.
- >”I don't see nothing Strange Apon.”
- >Well fuck. Maybe she did something and doesn't realize it.
- >When something weird happens in Ponyville.
- >Twilight always has a hand in it somehow.
- “Twilight do you remember what you were doing yesterday? Anything out of the norm?”
- >She goes into her thinking position again.
- >It still looks really silly.
- >”Well I think I was doing something last night.”
- >Ok lets see if this solves anything.
- >”I was looking at some book about some cooly awesome things I can do with my horn. I tried something in the book and my horn went all sparkly glowly and a wave came out.”
- >A book?
- >That could be useful.
- “Where did the book go Twilight?”
- >”The book ummmmm oh yrah! Spike burned it!”
- >Well that's a dead end.
- >But at least you got some kind of idea about whats going on.
- >Ditzy returns to the counter with a book about baking muffins.
- >Looks like old habits die hard.
- >”I would like to check out this book miss Sparkle.”
- >Okay miss dipsy doo.
- >Twilight try's to levitate a library card, but her horn sparks up and fizzles out.
- >She keeps trying, but you decide to make it easier for her and grab the card yourself.
- >Twilight thanks you and stamps the card in the wrong area and give s the book to Ditzy.
- >”Ok buh bye! Come again soon anono and jitzy!
- >Both you and Ditzy ignore her butchering of your names and leave.
- “Well that was interesting.“
- >”Indeed.”
- “Well what do you have planned for the rest of the day now that you got your book?”
- >Ditzy looks a little disappointed.
- >”I was going to read this book, but I already finished most of it while you were chatting with miss Sparkle. Would you mind if I accompany you? The time we spent chatting was most enjoyable.”
- >You don't see how it would hurt.
- >Plus you will need to get her side of the story if you want to find out whats going on here.
- “Okay no problem. It's nice to have you along for the ride Ditzy.”
- >”It is my honor. So what are your plans for the rest of the day Anonymous?”
- >Actually you haven't thought about that yet.
- >Maybe Applejack will know something.
- >Hopefully nothing has happened to her.
- “I think I'm going to head out to Sweet Apple Acres. Also Ditzy you can call me Anon. No reason to be so formal.”
- >”Okay Anon. After you.”
- >Both you and Ditzy start to walk to Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Something tells you finding out what has happened is going to be one hell of a ride.
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