MemeItems/Spells
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Organise memeitem names and ID's



Planned Memeitems
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Item for a popular town
Item for a race
Item for each God
Item for Shillfagging
Lore Memeitems
Wiki Memeitems

Promo Items for veterans of previous iterations
Promo Items for serb launch/get newfriends started.

Undead
Tome of the Frost Blast (Ice)
Shoots a snowball dealing 8 damage. 1s CD.
50% chance of applying Slow II for 4 seconds.
50% chance of applying Fatigue II for 4 seconds.
"Frost magic's pretty dangerous. What, I don't always have to do nice lore. Fuck off."

The Pummeler (Fire)
Deals 10 damage.
Sets enemies on fire for 4 seconds.
50% chance of blinding for 0.4 seconds.
"Give up hope and cast yourself upon The Pummeler!"

Flamestop Warhammer (Ice)
Deals 8-9 Damage.
Passively gives fire resistance.
Shoot ice block, 10 second CD.
"Weapons forged in the primal mists of the great north may only be wielded by those the Norse have chosen to defend it."

The Plungerizer (Water)
Deals 11 damage.
50% chance of applying Slow II for 4 seconds.
Able to shoot 23 blocks of wool on a 10 second cooldown.
"Few are the weapons that have outlasted the wars beneath the waves. Fewer are the ones who can fix a broken toilet."

Stormcaller's Axe (Electricity)
Deals 11-12 damage.
50% chance of striking lightning on target in small AoE.
"Astride the focused storm, stormcallers stalk the boundaries of battle, ready to strike down their enemies and lead their tribe's return to a place of distinction and honor."

Horn Blade (Nature)
Deals 9 damage.
20% chance of Slow VII for 2.75 seconds.
"A blade forged with the ivory of an astral monster, so the wielder might better fight enemies from any world."

Bow of Face Smashing (Wind)
Deals 10 damage.
100% chance of slowing all attacks for 0.7 seconds.
"In the endless chill of the far north, it is said that the cold of death comes on a howling wind brought by a great white wolf. Many a hunter has attempted to slay this grave spirit. Yet in all the known histories, the stories record only one bow that has ever fired strong enough, and true enough, to pierce its face."

Claw of Darkness (Darkness)
Deals 12 damage.
Passively gets fatigue.
33% chance of giving Slow III for 3 seconds.
33% chance of giving Fatigue V for 3 seconds.
"Forged in a realm best left forgotten, this claw induces agony from nerves that reach beyond mortal experience."

Fist of Purification (Light)
Deals 13 damage.
100% Chance of giving Regeneration 3 for 9 seconds.
"Some brethren proselytize without speaking a word; their sermons may be heard only in the ringing blows of their fists."

Ember Edge
Deals 11 Damage.
50% chance of applying Weakness I for 11 seconds.
Burns the enemy for 7.5 seconds.
"Ever it glows with heat and power, a blade of warmth in the darkness, a beacon of strength on the field."

Bow of the Searing Soul
Deals 10 damage.
50% chance of giving Fatigue VIII for 4 seconds.
Sets enemies on fire for 6 seconds.
"A bow brought back from hell itself. With this weapon, enemies will feel the searing burn of your anger."

Flame-Stitched Wrap and Molotov.
Deals 10 damage.
Burns enemy for 7 seconds.
33% chance of blinding enemies for 8 seconds.
"You mix it right, the world burns. You mix it wrong, it burns a bit brighter!"

Mistblade
Deals 7-9 damage.
Right click to give yourself Absorption 2 for 15 seconds. 6 Second Cooldown.
"Forged in the mists of the North, and filled with a dark thirst."

Ice Crystal Bow
Deals 11 damage.
100% chance of giving Slow IV for 1.5 seconds.
"Wielding a bow made of ice requires a delicate hand, and a backup plan."

Staff of the Glacier Duster
Shoots a snowball that deals 9 damage. 1s CD.
50% chance of giving Slow VII for 3 seconds.
"Imbued with the essence of ancient glaciers, its icy prow is as light as a feather."

Neptunian Sabre
Deals 14-15 damage.
Passively gives fatigue II.
Shoots a shockwave knocking enemies a bit into the air, 14 block range, 8 second cooldown
"Wielded with brute force and sea-hardened will, this blade now splits apart its owner's enemies in torrents of sea blue and crimson red."

Shell Slicer
Deals 6-11 damage.
Gives Haste I passively.
100% chance to apply Fatigue I for 120 seconds.
"Even those who huddle inside their tight-shut shells cannot consider themselves safe from the most fierce of underwater predators."

Sphere of the Siren
Shoots an enemy with an arrow (12 second cooldown.)
100% chance of applying Slow 69 for 5 seconds.
100% chance of applying Fatigue 69 for 5 seconds.
100% chance of applying Resistance 69 for 5 seconds.
100% chance of applying Blindness for 5 seconds.
"A Naga's powerful voice enchants leagues of opponents, while calling her kin in a time of need."

Flare Cannon Remote
Shoots a fireball dealing 7 damage.
100% strike of striking enemies with Lightning.
Applies glowing for 10 seconds.
"Your loyal satellite might not warrant designation as a moon, but it is no less honored a companion for all that. Its slow-falling flares are thorough spoilers of every enemy's shadowy plans."

Storm-Stealer's Whip
Shoots an arrow dealing 10 damage.
33% chance of applying Weakness II for 8 seconds.
"With a power seized from nature at its nastiest, this weapon lashes its wielder's victims toward their end."

Mecha Boots of the Savior Mk XLII
Protection V Gold Boots
When below 6 health, teleports you to spawn. 45 minute cooldown.
"Painstakingly reconstructed from half-remembered schematics, the transdimensional technologies built into these boots is theorized to have caused an apocalypse. Of course, that couldn't possibly happen again. Er, could it?"

Crystal Dryad
Deals 16 damage.
Passively grants Fatigue IV.
6% chance of shooting an enemy 30 blocks into the air.
"Had the ancient mage but known what corruption his scepter would inflict upon the world, he would have burned and buried it, and sown salt over its cursed grave."

Spiked Gauntlets of the Ravager
Deals 8 damage.
100% chance to apply Slow IV for 4 seconds.
To kill a ravager is a sacred rite for many, and every piece of the carcass must be put to use.

Sufferwood Sapling
Deals 11-12 damage.
50% chance to blind for 6 seconds.
Teleports user home if at half heart. 20s CD.
Right clicking will give the user Wither I for 1 minute.
"Nature is not a unified cause or philosophy. Feared by all that is green, the tainted Sufferwood hosts a consciousness bent on dominating everything that grows, sending forth blooming horrors to corrupt the wilds to its purpose."