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- > become depressed
- > no chance of love
- > only love you've felt in ages was actually a mind control spell
- > pony constantly harasses you
- > the life of a man in Equestria isn't all it's cracked up to be
- what the hell do I do now?
- > knock on the door
- go away fluttershy, not again
- > "it's not fluttershy, silly, it's me"
- > high pitched, somewhat nasaly voice
- > it's pinkie pie
- > might as well see what she's got planned
- > "I thought we might give you a party, for your anniversary in Equestria"
- > really don't feel up to it
- no, that's ok pinkie, really
- > "oh come on, don't be a party-spoiler-pants"
- > she always has the most interesting names
- well, if you must, but keep it small ok
- > she consents, though she's probably lieing
- > party at applejack's barn, at 7
- > day goes on fairly smoothly
- > haven't seen hide nor tail of fluttershy
- > time for the party arrives> head on over, barn pitch black and dead silent
- > double check time on invite
- > suddenly, everybody
- > 'happy anniversary!!"
- > everyone I know, save for fluttershy, is here
- > socializing, music, games, the works
- > party's ok, but lack of human companions is still on my mind
- > hide around a corner
- > I'm not much of the partying type anyway
- > notice fluttershy, getting down with herself
- > in public
- > she notices me, which only drives her to work herself harder and faster
- > "mmm...I love doing naughty things in public"
- somehow, I wasn't expecting this
- > "I bet...mmhm.. it drives you wild..ahn..the idea of being caught like this"
- not really fluttershy
- > walk away
- > enjoy rest of party, ignoring that corner for rest of night
- > go home pondering whether public displays of sexuality are taboo in pony culture
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