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Deadmeat Chronicles: The Smarty Over the Hill

Oct 2nd, 2012
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >You are walking the perimeter of your area.
  3. >Three fluffies walk behind you as you go.
  4. >They want to protect their smarty friend.
  5. >You sneak into your spy bush and look out at the other areas.
  6. >You see some two legged monsters sitting at a picnic table.
  7. >You see them put a tree rock on the table.
  8. >You don’t know why they grow in trees, you only know they are hard and you can’t eat them when they fall.
  9. >One of the monsters brings up a sorry stick and hits the rock.
  10. >The rock breaks!
  11. >The monster seems to be picking stuff out of the rock and eating it!
  12. >Tree rocks have nummies?
  13. >A fluffy lands a few feet in front of you.
  14. >”Waahhhhh! Why hewt fwuffy? Fuffy wub daddeh! Wahhhhh!!”
  15. >It is trying to crawl with just its front hooves.
  16. >Its back has a dent and boo boo juice is leaking from its mouth.
  17. >”Well I don’t love you you little useless whiney bastard!”
  18. >You see monster feet walk up and a hand come down and pick up the hapless fluffy.
  19. >You hear a distinct snap.
  20. >”AHHHHH! Weggie! Why daddeh hewt weggie! Wahhhhhh”
  21. >The monster gives an almost hyena laugh as you hear another snap followed by pitiful sobs from the fluffy.
  22. >You back out from the bush seeing you self-appointed body guards huddling and crying.
  23. >”Fwuffy no wan daddeh owchies…”
  24. >You walk on, the fluffies run to catch up to you.
  25. >You sit near a tree keeping it between you and the main area where the two legged monsters walk.
  26. >You look over your area again seeing several fluffies playing.
  27. >Your herd has grown a bit but you still have a lot of area under your control.
  28. >”Nuuuu! Fwuffy sowwy!”
  29. >”Gif owchies! Dis smawty awea!”
  30. >You look around the tree seeing a unicorn fluffy running away from another unicorn, a pegasus and two earth fluffies.
  31. >The chasing unicorn is light green with a white mane.
  32. >”Make fwuffy sowwy! No eat smawty nummies!”
  33. >The running fluffy stumbles and the four chasing are on him.
  34. >The unicorn starts to poke the downed fluffy with its horn.
  35. >”Owie! Owie! Owie! Nuuu! Fwuffy sowwy! Nuu eat smawty nummie no mo!”
  36. >The earth fluffies and the Pegasus are stomping and bucking the fluffy viciously.
  37. >After a bit they roll the crying fluffy on its back.
  38. >”Fwuffy sowwy! Fwuffy go way! Fwuffy hungy onwy wan-“
  39. >The earth fluffies start to buck the beaten fluffy in its pee pee place.
  40. >Its eyes are shut with tears flowing down its face, its mouth frozen in a silent scream.
  41. >They kick in a rhythm making the fluffy flinch and twitch with each impact.
  42. >The unicorn is still poking the downed fluffy again with its horn.
  43. >The poor fluffy is beaten to the point it cannot resist.
  44. >You feel a twinge in your ear watching the beating, but you know this is out of your area and not your business.
  45. >Finally they stop and roll the fluffy back on its belly.
  46. >The two earth fluffies hold its front legs down.
  47. >The unicorn with the light green fluff and white mane circles.
  48. >Its eyes wide staring at the beaten fluffy obviously still enraged at the bad fluffy.
  49. >”Yoo come in smawty pwace! Yoo eat smawty nummies! Yoo get sowwy emfs!”
  50. >One of your body guard is shocked, “But.. but dat boy fwuffy!”
  51. >They are all jittering uncomfortably.
  52. >”Nuu! Fwuffy sowwy pwease no…eep!” It shuts up as the Pegasus raises a hoof to boop his nose.
  53. >The light green unicorn mounts the fallen fluffy and starts to hump.
  54. >”Emf emf emf bad fwuffy emf emf emf gif big emf emf emf sowwies emf emf emf…”
  55. >All the beaten fluffy can do is lay there and cry, “Waaahh! Poopie pwace owchies! Huuu huu huuu! Fwuffy sowwy… wahhhh!”
  56. >The earth fluffies step back and let their smarty finish.
  57. >The smarty gave his last emf and pulled back.
  58. >After he catches his breath he walks to the front of the whimpering fluffy.
  59. >The light green unicorn raised his tail and gave sorry poopies on the face of the beaten fluffy.
  60. >”Nuu smeww pwetty..” was all it could muster before starting to cry again.
  61. >The smarty looked at his three herd members, “Gif sowwy emfs and poopies befo come back!”
  62. >You turn and start to walk away as one of the earth fluffies walked behind the whimpering fluffy.
  63. >You sense your body guards following closer and shaking.
  64. >Your face is stern, ”Deadmeat wan know if dat smawty or herd get cwose.”
  65. >It seems another herd has taken up near your place.
  66. >You know you must be vigilant.
  67. >You have to keep an eye out for two legged monsters and enemy fluffies.
  68. >You know you cannot be distracted and stay focused.
  69. >You know- “Munsta!”
  70. >You see the fluffy tailed beast and take off after it.
  71. >Your body guards scream and fall down covering their eyes.
  72. >You charge the beast with your horn down.
  73. >It sees you coming and jumps up a nearby tree.
  74. >You stand at the bottom of the tree shouting at the fluffy tailed monster.
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