Anonymous equestrians part 1

>you and your twin brother Unknown walked along your usual path home from school
>"im tired"
"well you should have thought of that before you brought 15 pounds of junk food to school and ate it in one sitting"
>sadly this wasn't his first time annoying you
>and it sure as hell wont be the last
>"HEY ANON"
"what"
>you could tell he sensed a little irritation in your voice since he broke you of your thousand yard stare
>"We should take a new route home
"why fix something that isn't broken?"
>"COME ONNNNNNNNNNN" he says in his signature high pitched whiny voice
>after another 5 minutes of him rambling on and on about why you two should take a new route, you finally cave in
>he squeals with delight, skipping along the first left turn he could take
>the next 5 or so minutes were somewhat uneventful
>you kicked a rock
>then kept walking
>you saw a butterfly
>then kept walking
>you saw your childhood crush walk by you
>HOLYSHITTITTIES ITS HER
>you'd fallen in love with jessica since that wonderous day she slept next to you in 1st grade during nap time
>sadly she brushed you aside, being the first of many to do so
>seeing her walk by had brought up all those emotions you've felt over her
>and your twin, being mentally linked to you, felt some of those too
>"hey anonymous, come on or we're gonna be late" he shouter back to you even though you were only 10 feet away from him
>you continued walking at a regular pace, while he waited patiently at the street corner
>just as both of you rounded the corner you both bump into a large man thats wearing a black suit, black tie, black sunglasses, and a black fedora
>you both stare at him, then share a glance with each other, then look back at him
>"hello gentlemen" he says in a low creepy voice paired up with his creepy ass smile
"hello" you and your brother said in unison
>with his creepy ass, im about to rape everything you know and love, smile still on his face he say, "can i interest you two fine young gentlemen in a deal."
>you open your mouth to say something before getting interrupted
>"Perfect... it seems i left my black suitcase in that cave over there and i would be very happy if you could go get it for me"
>once again you open your mouth, but before you can decline his offer he interrupts you again
>"And before you say no, i can reward you handsomely..." his sentences slowly ends as he pulls a stack of $20 bills out from his jacket pocket and hands it over to you
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>you and your brother stare at each other for 5 seconds
>both of you standing there in disbelief
>the man in black looked at you two and said, "im waiting" while beginning to tap his black shoes against the
>guess you two were left with no choice
>you began walking towards the cave about 100 feet away
>"so you think we're gonna die?"
"that's random"
>"no its not, we just made a deal with the devil, for all we know that suitcase is attached to some sort explosive device"
>you hate to admit it, but he had a point
"yeah, but he already gave us the money. what am i supposed to do, go back and say no"
>BOOM SHAKALAKA, counter attacked with words mutha fucka
>you both spent the remaining walk to the cave in silence
>you had a feeling in the pit of your stomach that something was about to go horribly wrong
>You decide to be the first to put your foot into the cave
>but unknown already beat you to it
>at the same time as you
>fuck being twins
>you both continued on your walk into the cave
>it kept getting darker and darker, until you saw it
>that suitcase was perched on top of its own little pedestal with its own light source coming out of fucking no where
>what is logic anymore
>"should we do it"
"do you know how much junk food and video games you could buy with this"
>you lightly slapped him across the face with the bound stack of 20's
>neither of you taking your eyes off of the case
>"well, ive done enough waiting im gonna go grab it"
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>before you can stop him he has the case in his hands
>no click, nothing
>"sweet, no bombs"
"can you see the excitement on my face" you say with a hint of sarcasm in your voice
>he sticks his tongue out at you and then promptly proceeds to walk out of the cave
>thats when the shit hit the fan
>you both look away from each other, realizing your in the middle of an apple orchard
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"what the fuck is going on"
>"beats me
>you hear something hit a tree off in the distance followed by a short scream
"what was that? where are we? who was screaming?"
>so many questions welled up in your head
>you could see your twin thinking the same
>"what do"
"beats me"
>almost instantly both of your stomachs roared with the strength of a thousand car engines
"we should eat" you both said in unison
>fucking twins
>you realized how long its been since you've monkeyed around on a tree
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>within a few minutes of regaining your childhood skills you were in the tree handing apples down to unknown
>after grabbing ten or so you jumped down, losing more balance than you thought you would and falling on your ass
>unknown laughing at you while chewing on an apple
>you grab one out of the bunch and lean up against a tree
>you've got that feeling in the pit of your stomach again
>oh shit
>you watch as an orange horse runs towards, and tackles unknown to the ground
>then she turns towards you
>oh double shit
>you look past her and see 5 other more colorful horses behind her
>triple shit
>she says something in an some kind of foreign language or some shit
>the look of confusion sets in on your face
>you stare at her with your eyes wider than a whores vagina
>you see her reach for more rope
>virus detected named panic.exe
>would you like to run the program Y  [N]
>panic.exe will now automatically run
>you shoot up and bolt off in another direction
>suddenly rope out of fucking nowhere
>it wraps around your upper arms, securing them to your chest and forcing you to fall onto your ass yet again
>panic.exe(1) is now starting automatically
>you start spazzing out, wondering what the fuck was going on
>you look over to your brother and notice the purple unicorn place its glowing horn onto his forehead
>he suddenly stops struggling and closes his eyes
>his entire body going limp
>she begins to walk over to you
"NO NO NO, PLEASE NO"
>her horn glows and she places it to your forehead
>you manage to yell FUCK before passing out
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>some time passed before you wake up on the floor of a wagon
>you appeared to have woken up before unknown
>you quickly take in your surroundings
>the orange one and the pink one were pulling the wagon
>since when was there a pink one? you ask to yourself
>the purple unicorn and the white unicorn were sitting in the cart watching you intently
>apparently you waking up suprised them
>there was a rainbow colored pony and a yellow pony, flying just above you guys
>your brother began to wake up
>"Ugh, i think we messed up bad"
"this is all your fault, i dont know why we had to take that dam case"
>speaking of which where is the case
>"speaking of which where is the case"
>fucking twins
>you look back to see the purple unicorn looking through your things, while the white unicorn continued staring at you guys
"dammit, guess the bitch found our stuff"
>she notices you looking at her, then gets back to rummaging through your shit
>"so you think we're gonna die"
>a sense of deja vu washed over you
>along with the dread that followed, knowing full well that you were going to die
>you laughed a little
>"whats so funny"
"it just occured to me we're gonna get killed by a bunch of horses"
>you took another look at them and realized they were too small to be horses
>"they look too small to be horses, i think they're ponies"
>the word pony didnt sit right with you
>but it would have to do
> "hey its me brain, dont forget about me"
>what do you want brain
>"it may sound stupid, but grab out your phone and use that translator app your uncle gave you"
>i love you so much sometimes brain
>"dam right you do, now im gonna send a wifi message to your brother about this"
>you began wiggling trying to get your phone out of your pocket
>your brother was staring intently at the ponies, making sure none of them saw
>it was difficult to get out the phone considering you had your hands shackled tightly
>you finally get it out and turn it on
>TO THE TRANSLATOR APP, AND BEYOND
>you put english in as the beginning language and put detect as the output language
>the purple unicorn noticed you and shouted something, pointing at what they thought was a weapon
>you glance back at your phone and saw it filled in the output language
>it said "equestrian"
"piece of shit"
>they were still looking at you intently, probably even more intently than before
>the purple one levitated the phone out of your hand, mumbled something, then placed it at her side
>she seemed perplexed
>could they comprehend you?
>the purple unicorn says something to the other ponies and they nod their heads
"great, now they're plotting how to kill us"
>did the purple on just giggle?
>"we should try and escape"
>that time you were sure the purple one giggled
>she tried to say something to you
>you then looked back at her with the most serious of faces
"when do you think she'll figure out we cant understand whatever the fuck their saying
>you here some random babble come out of our phone
>"probably never, their just ponies"
"anyways, back to the amazing escape plan you've thought of"
>"ok, first thing we've got to figure out, whose a threat to us."
>you resisted the overwhelming urge to slap him and yell EVERYONE IS A THREAT
"the way i see it only 3 of them are a threat."
>"go on..."
>the purple one stared at you for about 3 seconds then went back to your backpack
"the only three that are threatening are the purple one, the orange bitch, and the rainbow looking freak."
>those three glare at you while the white unicorn laughs at the comment
>theres no way they can understand you
>thanks for reminding me brain
>"howso"
"well"
"the purple one did knock us out with her... shiny horn thingy"
>"indeed"
"the orange one looks fast enough to catch us if we run"
>"indeedlier"
"and the rainbow one looks like shes been itching to shoot ahead of us at any moment"
>you swear she just blushed at the comment, but you couldnt tell because she turned away
>your suspicions of them being able to understand you grew larger
>"any plans for the actual escape?"
"working on tha-"
>"GOT IT"
>you flinched at the sudden outburst, so did everyone else
>"we get out of this shit hole of a wagon, bolt towards that forest, then make our way back to that nice little apple orchard. im pretty sure i saw a little clubhouse back in that orchard"
>that definetly caught the attention of the orange one
"sounds like a plan"
>"yeah, but how do we deal with the threats?"
>the question perplexed you, they seemed too cute to harm, yet you knew they would chase you
"the purple one i can knock on the head, that should buy us some time"
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>"and for the other two?"
"im getting to that..."
"the rainbow one seems a little headstrong, we can easily outsmart here. just stay low and if she catches up, we split"
>it always pained you to be too far from your twin for too long, and you knew he didnt like it either
>but you both knew that your lives depended on it
>"what about the orange one, she was fast when she chased you back at the orchard"
"she looks like she's pretty hooked in to this wagon... thing... whatever it is."
>she scoffed at you
>alright that was it, you knew they could understand you guys
>what didnt make sense was why you couldnt understand them
>you turn to your brother and whisper
"i have a plan, follow my lead"
>he only nodded
"soooo, unknown. you think any of these ponies are cute?"
>that got their attention
>suspicions getting stronger
>"i've been eyein' a few, what about you?"
"i think the orange one is kinda cute"
>your phone spewed out more of that unknown language
>you kept your eyes intently on her
>the second the words ended she turned away, but you could tell she was blushing
>SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED
"UNKNOWN, THEY CAN UNDERSTAND US"
>they all stared at you
"RUN"
>before they knew what happened, unknown flew out of the cart
>you on the other hand stood up, conked the purple one on her head as her horn began to light up
>you in turn jumped out and followed Unkown
>the speeds you were running at could incinerate kenyans
>the rainbow pegasus was quickly approaching you two
>just before she grabbed the both of you, unknown reached back and elbowed her in the face, er, snout, thingy
>you thought it was a little mean
>you stopped and looked at the pony
>she was clutching her bloody nose and you saw what seemed to be tears forming in the corner of her eyes
feels meter at 2/10
>you look behind her and see that the orange pony was almost done unlatching herself along with the other hoard of ponies chasing you guys
feels meter at -infinity/10
>you turn and try to catch up with your brother who was anxiously waiting at the edge of the forest
>whatever was going to happen in the near future, you knew it wasnt going to end well
>and you knew it was going to be a long night...