Lady Java

I wanna program like they do at Oracle,
Let you feel my Hotspot, let you through my firewalls.
I'm object-oriented and I'm ready to browse,
So come into my house and I will let you click my mouse.

You can download me anywhere,
You can get me for free.

If you say "Voulez vous coucher avec moi",
I'm up for it if you can write it in Java.
From software application to web application
My booty shakes the heap in just in time compilation.

Some people prefer other languages,
And that's OK if you're retarded I guess.
They can go home with all their .NET mates
And jerk off to a picture of William Henry Gates.