[FR] (RBA) Terrible fillysitter

>Day cartoon logic in Equestria
>You have been asked to fillysit today
>And it also happens to be your next targets
>Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon
>You went to Sugarcube corner for a quick minute, then headed to Diamonds house
>It surprised you that she lived in a mansion
>You were greeted by Filthy Rich as you enter
>You wander if he was related to Richy Rich...
>As you enter HER room, you get tackled by two blurs
>Your Rapists
>Diamond holding onto your arm, while Silver was on your leg
>"Yay! You're here! Now we can play together"
>"Let's start with a tea party, then we can play...Twister together"
>Thet just won't lay off, huh?
>You don't plan on deflowering them and you definitely don't want to spoon that p00n
>Time to get to work!
>With your right arm free, you grab a big brown sack from your pocket [spoiler]Pervert![/spoiler]
>They both turn to look at the bag
>"What's in the bag, you stud of mine?"
I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. I hope we can all get along.
>You reach into the bag and you pull out a lightly tan, brown maned pony
>Both fillies are sweating bullets now
>"Hello girls...Want to play?"
>Both girls bolt out of the room being followed by Mando himself
>That shall take care of them
>You talk into the sack
Hey Pinkie, you there?
>Almost immediately, she pops her head out
>"Helllo, Nonny. What's up?
Do you happen to have a vanilla with rainbow sprinkles in there?
>"Sure do."
>She quickly goes back down into the sack and immediately comes back with the cupcake
>You give her a few bits and thank her
>She enters the bag once more and a smile grows on your face
This is so much better than a Drive Thru!