May I guys interest you in offical ret song? Hello Vault, my old friend,
I've come to clear you again,
Because a blizzard's soflty "fixing",
Left its nerfs while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the faulty countermeasures

In restless dreams I cleared alone
Narrow hallways of demons,
'Neath the hallways of the vault,
I turned my keystone to the power stone
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of countdown
That hit start
And touched the sound of combat

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand paladins, maybe more
Paladins farming without speaking,
Paladins dpsing without listening,
Paladins writing tweets that devs never see
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of feedback

"Fools" said I,
"You do not know, nerf like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my sims that I might reach you"
But my words like silent CoF fell,
And echoed
In the wells of hotfixes

And the people bowed and prayed
To the simulations they made
And the simulation flashed out its warning,
In the simulation that was forming
And the simulations said,
"The words of the simulationcraft are written on the discord pins
And tweeter walls
And whisper'd in the sounds of crying