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  1. The Paladin Prophecy (Book 1)
  2.  
  3. Dad's List of Rules To Live By
  4.  
  5. #1: THE IMPORTANCE OF AN ORDERLY MIND.
  6. #2: STAY FOCUSED ON THE TASK AT HAND.
  7. #3: DON'T DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF.
  8. #4: IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DONE, YOU'VE JUST
  9. BEGUN.
  10. #5: TRUST NO ONE.
  11. #6: REMAIN ALERT AT ALL TIMES TO THE REALITY
  12. OF THE PRESENT.
  13. BECAUSE ALL WE HAVE IS RIGHT NOW.
  14. #7: DON'T CONFUSE GOOD LUCK WITH A GOOD
  15. PLAN.
  16. #8: ALWAYS BE PREPARED TO IMPROVISE.
  17. #9: WATCH, LOOK, AND LISTEN, OR YOU WON'T
  18. KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.
  19. #10: DON'T JUST REACT TO A SITUATION THAT
  20. TAKES YOU BY SURPRISE. __RESPOND.__
  21. #11: TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.
  22. #13: YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE TO MAKE A FIRST
  23. IMPRESSION.
  24. #14: ASK ALL QUESTIONS IN THE ORDER OF
  25. THEIR IMPORTANCE.
  26. #15: BE QUICK, BUT DON'T HURRY.
  27. #16: ALWAYS LOOK PEOPLE IN THE EYE. GIVE THEM
  28. A HANDSHAKE TO REMEMBER.
  29. #17: START EACH DAY BY SAYING IT'S GOOD TO BE
  30. ALIVE. EVEN IF YOU DON'T FEEL IT, __SAYING__ IT -
  31. OUT LOUD - MAKES IT MORE LIKELY THAT YOU WILL.
  32. #18: IF #17 DOESN'T WORK, COUNT YOUR
  33. BLESSINGS.
  34. #19: WHEN EVERYTHING GOES WRONG, TREAT
  35. DISASTER AS A WAY TO WAKE UP.
  36. #20: THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A RELATIONSHIP
  37. BETWEEN EVIDENCE AND CONCLUSION.
  38. #23: WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE, THINK FAST AND
  39. ACT DECISIVELY.
  40. #25: WHAT YOU'RE TOLD TO BELIEVE ISN'T
  41. IMPORTANT. IT'S WHAT YOU __CHOOSE__ TO
  42. BELIEVE. IT'S NOT THE INK AND PAPER THAT
  43. MATTER, BUT THE HAND THAT HOLDS
  44. THE PEN.
  45. #26: ONCE IS AN ANOMALY. TWICE IS A
  46. COINCIDENCE. THREE TIMES IS A PATTERN.
  47. AND AS WE KNOW...
  48. #27: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A COINCIDENCE.
  49. #28: LET PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE YOU. THAT WAY
  50. THEY'LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE WHAT
  51. YOU'RE CAPABLE OF.
  52. #30: SOMETIMES THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH A
  53. BULLY IS TO HIT FAST. HARD.
  54. #31: IT'S NOT A BAD THING, SOMETIMES, IF THEY
  55. THINK YOU ARE CRAZY.
  56. #34: ACT AS IF YOU'RE IN CHARGE, AND PEOPLE
  57. WILL BELIEVE YOU.
  58. #40: NEVER MAKE EXCUSES.
  59. #41: SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPY. CATS TAKE NAPS
  60. SP THEY'RE READY FOR ANYTHING
  61. #45: COOPERATE WITH THE AUTHORITIES. BUT
  62. DON'T NAME FRIENDS.
  63. #46: IF STRANGERS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FEELING,
  64. YOU GIVE THEM THE ADVANTAGE.
  65. #48: NEVER START A FIGHT UNLESS YOU CAN FINISH
  66. IT. FAST.
  67. #49: WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, JUST BREATHE.
  68. #50: IN TIMES OF CHAOS, STICK TO ROUTINE. BUILD
  69. ORDER ONE STEP AT A TIME.
  70. #51: THE ONLY THING YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE
  71. IS HOPE.
  72. #54: IF YOU CAN'T BE ON TIME, BE EARLY.
  73. #55: IF YOU FAIL TO PREPARE, YOU PREPARE TO
  74. FAIL.
  75. #59: SOMETIMES YOU FIND OUT MORE WHEN YOU
  76. ASK QUESTIONS TO WHICH YOU ALREADY
  77. KNOW THE ANSWER.
  78. #60: IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE ANSWER YOU GET, YOU
  79. SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED THE QUESTION.
  80. #61: IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE THE RIGHT
  81. WAY, DO IT YOURSELF.
  82. #63: THE BEST WAY TO LIE IS TO INCLUDE PART OF
  83. THE TRUTH.
  84. #65: THE DUMBEST GUY IN A ROOM IS THE FIRST
  85. ONE WHO TELLS YOU HOW SMART HE IS.
  86. #68: NEVER SIGN A LEGAL DOCUMENT THAT
  87. HASN'T BEEN APPROVED BY A LAWYER WHO
  88. WORKS FOR YOU.
  89. #72: WHEN IN A NEW PLACE, ACT LIKE YOU'VE BEEN
  90. THERE BEFORE.
  91. #73: LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TACTICS
  92. AND STRATEGY.
  93. #75: WHEN YOU NEED TO MAKE A QUICK DECISION,
  94. DON'T LET WHAT YOU CAN'T DO INTERFERE
  95. WITH WHAT YOU CAN.
  96. #76: WHEN YOU GAIN THE ADVANTAGE, PRESS IT TO
  97. THE LIMIT.
  98. #77: THE SWISS ARMY DOESN'T AMOUNT TO MUCH,
  99. BUT NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEIR
  100. KNIFE.
  101. #78: THERE'S A REASON THE CLASSICS ARE
  102. CLASSICS. THEY'RE __CLASSIC.__
  103. #79: DON'T MAKE ANOTHER'S PAIN THE SOURCE OF
  104. YOUR OWN HAPPINESS.
  105. #81: NEVER TAKE MORE THAN YOU NEED.
  106. #82: WITHOUT A LIFE OF THE MIND, YOU'LL LIVE A
  107. MINDLESS LIFE.
  108. #83: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID DOESN'T
  109. MEAN THAT SORRY IS BETTER THAN SAFE.
  110. #84: WHEN NOTHING ELSE WORKS, TRY CHOCOLATE.
  111. #86: NEVER BE NERVOUS WHEN TALKING TO A
  112. BEAUTIFUL GIRL. JUST PRETEND SHE'S A
  113. PERSON, TOO.
  114. #87: MEN WANT COMPANY. WOMEN WANT EMPATHY.
  115. #88: ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE PERSON WITH
  116. THE WHISTLE.
  117. #91: THERE IS NOT - NOR SHOULD THERE BE - ANY
  118. LIMIT TO WHAT A GUY WILL GO THROUGH TO
  119. IMPRESS THE RIGHT GIRL.
  120. #92: IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO TELL YOU MORE, SAY
  121. LESS. OPEN YOU'RE EYES AND EARS, AND CLOSE
  122. YOUR MOUTH.
  123. #94: YOU CAN FIND MOST OF THE WEAPONS OR
  124. EQUIPMENT YOU'LL EVER NEED AROUND THE
  125. HOUSE.
  126. #96: MEMORIZE THE BILL OF RIGHTS.
  127. #97: REGARDING EYEWEAR AND UNDERWEAR:
  128. ALWAYS TRAVEL WITH BACKUPS.
  129. #98: DON'T WATCH YOUR LIFE LIKE IT'S A MOVIE
  130. THAT'S HAPPENING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
  131. IT'S HAPPENING TO __YOU.__ IT'S HAPPENING
  132. RIGHT NOW.
  133.  
  134. OPEN ALL DOORS, AND AWAKEN.
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