#!/usr/bin/env python2
character = raw_input("Please select your character: \n\
1 = Janitor \n\
2 = Warosubro \n")

HP=10
if character == "1":
    print "\nHP: %d \nWarosubro appears. Warosubro posted a Saten thread! \n\
Crrshhhhhhh! A critical hit, Janny is steaming! HP - 4" % HP
    HP=(HP-4)
    print "HP: %d \n" % HP
    choice = raw_input("What do you do? \n\
1: del thread \n\
2: Complain to Moot \n")
    if choice == "1":
        print "\nHP: %d \nJanny tries Delete Thread! It wasn't very effective!" % HP
        print "Saten uses bat attack! \nBonk! Janny got knocked the fuck out! HP: 0 \nGame over!"
    else:
        print "\nMoot smacks a bitch! \nJanny got knocked the fuck out! (Moot has very strong hands) HP: 0 \nGame over!"
else:
    choice = raw_input("\nWhat will you post? \n1: Kancolle thread \n2: Japanese bird cooking spaghetti\n")
    if choice == "1":
        print "\nHP: %d\nYou posted Kancolle thread! It's super effective! Janny is steaming, he wants to delete the thread but can't!" % HP
        print "Janny is lost in rage and loses all HP! He leaves to go shitpost on tumblr!"
    else:
        print "\nHP: %d\nYou posted Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti! The janitor flew into a fit of laughter" % HP
        print "He laughed so much he died."
    print "Congrats dude!"