Kuzco/Spiderman True Love Part 1
Kuzco was walking down the hall when he ran into Spiderman. The masked face he always wondered what looked like under the mask. He stared at him, imagining, wondering about his beautiful beautiful face. How could he be what he wanted? Theres no way, there WAS no way. Kuzco was an emperor in high school. Spiderman? He was a hero. Kuzco? He was a horrible, infamous emperor. Spiderman, a famous hero which everyone flocked to. Kuzco never saw himself as…someone who spiderman would love. And he never thought his feelings would be so strong for Spiderman.

Spiderman was walking down the hall, and Kuzco bumped into him while holding a pen, accidentally stabbing Spiderman’s whiteshirt. Kuzco blushed and ran off. He couldn’t say anything, he didnt know WHAT to say. The crowd surrounding spiderman laughed at Kuzco as he ran off “pff, what an idiot.”

Kuzco ran off. He ran off to his locker, where he hid away from everyone. But the truth is, he entered the wrong locker. The person had left their locker open, but Kuzco didn’t know. Spiderman walked over to his locker, ready to grab his books and walk to class, with a crowd of people around him. He opened his locker, and Kuzco was standing there. The crowd of people yelled at him, “Why are you in there!?” and Spiderman just stared. He was afraid. He didn’t like Kuzco. Not at all. Kuzco heard all sorts of whispers and quiet voices coming from the crowd. He tried getting out of the locker, and tripped into the crowd when he got out. After he got up, he ran off. Spiderman just stared. Spiderman wondered, what was up with him. He stared.The bell rang.Everyone walked to their classes.

Spiderman stood there, motionless. He looked the direction Kuzco left. He walked that way. When he got to the first turn, Kuzco was sitting there, crying, with his books next to him. Spiderman sat down. “Hey, whats up?” Kuzco looked away. “Dude you dont have to be quiet just talk to me.” Kuzco didn’t. He was quiet. Spiderman looked to the other side, he didn’t really know what to say. But he knew this man was his soulmate. He felt it. And Kuzco did, too. But neither of them knew that the other liked them.

Kuzco finally tried to talk to Spiderman, “I.. I’m sorry.” Spiderman looked directly at Kuzco. “Man i know its ok did you do it on purpose do you like .. uh .."Kuzco got up he didnt want to have this conversation he was gay and gay for Spiderman but he thinks SPIDERMAN would hate him Spiderman yelled, "STOP! Kuzcan. Kuzca..? Kuzco. Come here.” Kuzco turned around. He ran up to Spiderman. “I’ve always loved you, ever since we met, Spiderman. You’ve never felt the same way.” Spiderman kissed Kuzco directly on his lips. Kuzco blushed. He didn’t think that would happen.

The bell rang. Crowds of people flushed into the hall. They told every adult they saw. “Uh.. Spiderman and Kuzco are kissing you need to stop them.” The adults walked over to them. They pulled them apart. Stop kissing. AND START MAKING OUT! They all yelled. They started making out. For they, they were together. Together …. forever.

They both left the school together. Later on in their lives they adopted a child, a child they named … Kuzcan. And they lived, happily, happily ever after.

Steven/Kronkpool/Kuzcan Poly Love Part 2
Their child grew up, and it was time for him to start his own school social life. He strived to be a superhero like his father, Spiderman.

There was .. a man who caught his eye. A child .. a child with the name of .. Kronkpool. Kuzcan Megatron Cream walked over to Kronkpool Miceman Quartz.

“Hey.. so I’ve seen you around class. Do you want to be my uh .. lab partner?” Kronkpool immediately said, “I’m not gay, dude.” “Uh. Ok, that isn’t what I’m asking. Do you want to be my lab partner?”

“I’ll give you a chance. I sense a rainbow aura coming from you, though, and I don’t trust you.”

Kuzcan sat down. And so did Kronkpool. Kuzcan stared at Kronkpool. His beautiful eyes, his beautiful face, his beautiful .. everything. Kuzcan just didn’t know if this man was the right man for him. Kronkpool scooted away from Kuzcan.

Another child in the room had their eyes on Kronkpool, though. Steven Universe. Steven Universe was a child from outside of this world, no one really knew where he came from, what he was, maybe he was even capable of being a super hero like Spiderman! Kronkpool was the embodiment of beauty for Steven and Kuzcan. Steven’s full name was Steven Quartz Universe, if you want to know that.

Kronkpool was always uncomfortable around Steven, but never said a thing to him. Because maybe Steven was his love, too.But he couldn’t tell. Who did he have feelings for. Who DID he? “Hey, Kuzcan, I gotta get up and go talk to that kid over there.”

Mr Dewey, the science teacher, looked at Kronkpool. “What are you doing up? This is the science lab. You’re going to cause a FUCKING EXPLOSION you idiot.”

Kronkpool stared. Kronkpool sat down. Steven continued staring. Steven raised his hand, “Mr D, can I have a break?” he said, as he motioned towards Kronkpool to come with him Steven walked out.

“Mr Dewey, can I please have a bathroom break.” Kronkpool walked out. Kuzcan watched them both leave the room.

Mr Dewey got up. He walked over to Kuzcan. He whispered to him. “Stop being such an idiot during class. All I’ve seen you do today is put spoons on your head, I don’t even know where the hell you got those, or even the slightest clue why they are on your head, but STOP DOING IT ALREADY YOU IMBECILE.”

Mr Dewey walked back to his desk. Kuzcan was shocked. He didn’t know what he did wrong but he just sat there. Kronkpool stood outside the classroom. Kronkpool stood outside the classroom. Stevonnie was standing near some lockers, as they were an adult who just roamed the school whenever they felt like it. They listened in on the conversation. Kronkpool yelled at Steven. “Why did you even want me to come out here with you?” Steven looked at him, calmly. “You’re beautiful. And I wanted to tell you that. You’re the most beautiful person in our class, and in my life.I just wanted to know .. if maybe.. you felt the same way?”

Kronkpool looked at Steven. “what the fuck? dude, i’m not gay. how many guys have had the hots for me?? do i seriously look THAT gay??” Kuzcan runs out of the classroom, without any excuses.

“K-K-KRONKPOOL!” Kronkpool looked at Kuzcan, “What?” Kronkpool looked at the both of them. “I’m not gay, guys.” Kronkpool looked at them intently .. “But.. you could say.. I’m bi.” Kronkpool kissed the both of them.

Steven fainted. Kuzcan looked at Steven. “dude are you ok man my main m an you ok” As Steven laid on teh ground, The teacher, Buck Dewey “Mr. Dewey” Walked outside.

“WHAT HAVE YOU ALL BEEN DOING HERE? KUZCAN, I TOLD YOU THAT YOU NEED TO STOP WITH THIS CRAP, AND – AND– YOU. ..STRONGPOOL. DID YOU PUNCH POOR STEVEN WHEN HE WAS COMING BACK TO THE CLASSROOM?” Mr. Dewey helped Steven up “YOU TWO. TO THE PRINCIPAL OFFICE.”

Kronkpool and Kuzcan walked to the principal’s office. Hand in hand. Blushing. Who cares if they got into trouble over this little incident. They loved eachother. And they both loved Steven.. too.

Steven woke up. He asked his teacher where they were. After being told where, he ran off to them. And he told them… “Sail away with me. To another world. And we will rely on eachother. Ah ah.”

They ran off, altogether, hand in hand, together forever.

Finn (from adventure time)