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  1. <lmao0plaet> how about tall pale and handsome
  2. 21:30:16 L<lmao0plaet> or short dark and handsome
  3. 21:30:17 M<maiaa> short dark and handsome is ok ?
  4. 21:30:20 L<lmao0plaet> or tall dark and terrifying
  5. 21:30:33 M<maiaa> tall tanned and average looking
  6. 21:30:34 F<fizwerk> terrifying wow
  7. 21:30:49 S<skamgym> lol
  8. 21:31:38 S<skamgym> I have too high standards I suppose
  9. 21:31:39 S<skamgym> sheesh
  10. 21:31:44 L<lmao0plaet> or my one friend, my height, pale, bald, but will be super rich one day
  11. 21:32:01 L<lmao0plaet> also has a beard
  12. 21:32:05 S<skamgym> Will he let me have a tall dark and handsome poolboy?
  13. 21:32:05 L<lmao0plaet> a long long beard
  14. 21:32:12 L<lmao0plaet> probably
  15. 21:32:15 S<skamgym> oh gosh
  16. 21:32:15 F<fizwerk> christ
  17. 21:32:30 M<MagicWork> ahahah
  18. 21:32:51 M<MagicWork> All I have to offer is average, dark, and average
  19. 21:33:01 R<@robowork> skamgym: will dan want to work as a pool boy tho?
  20. 21:33:07 F<fizwerk> tfw none of the three
  21. 21:33:07 Q<queerass1> MagicWork: pssh
  22. 21:33:09 K<koolaid-chan> magicwork don't sell yourself short
  23. 21:33:14 K<koolaid-chan> compared to skam everyone is tall!
  24. 21:33:14 M<MagicWork> I'm not koolaid-chan
  25. 21:33:18 M<MagicWork> I said average
  26. 21:33:20 M<MagicWork> Not short
  27. 21:33:21 Q<queerass1> you're jacked as fuck
  28. 21:33:24 K<koolaid-chan> compared to skam
  29. 21:33:25 Q<queerass1> that's not average
  30. 21:33:25 K<koolaid-chan> that's tall
  31. 21:33:35 M<MagicWork> queerass1: we're talking height
  32. 21:33:40 L<lmao0plaet> well no MagicWork you got tall dark, muscular, and can sing beyonce real good
  33. 21:33:48 Q<queerass1> jacked = like 6 inches of height
  34. 21:33:48 M<MagicWork> I'm not tall you guys
  35. 21:33:53 M<MagicWork> hahahha
  36. 21:33:55 K<koolaid-chan> you're tall to skam
  37. 21:33:55 M<MagicWork> queerass1: Not even
  38. 21:33:56 Q<queerass1> manlets know what's up
  39. 21:33:57 K<koolaid-chan> that's all that matters
  40. 21:33:59 F<fizwerk> queerass1 I don't think that's how it works
  41. 21:34:01 L<lmao0plaet> ok well, still, you can sing beyonce real good
  42. 21:34:05 M<MagicWork> When will they learn, manlets
  43. 21:34:06 S<skamgym> robowork: can give him some exel sheets to run for how much pee is in the pool and stuff
  44. 21:34:13 R<@robowork> skamgym: perfect
  45. 21:34:15 M<MagicWork> lmao0plaet: I won't deny that
  46. 21:34:31 M<MagicWork> robowork skamgym oooooh going after Mr Danranges?
  47. 21:34:36 M<MagicWork> As your poolboy?
  48. 21:34:36 M<MagicWork> hahah
  49. 21:34:50 S<skamgym> MagicWork: Seriously, everything over 170 cm is tall af to me
  50. 21:34:54 R<@robowork> MagicWork: he is looking for a job atm
  51. 21:34:58 R<@robowork> y not
  52. 21:35:13 M<MagicWork> skamgym: Damn
  53. 21:35:20 M<MagicWork> Those heels are handy
  54. 21:35:22 ⇐ Thrusthamster_ quit (~pot@51.175.138.237) Ping timeout: 260 seconds
  55. 21:35:25 L<lmao0plaet> dadranges is srs long term investment, he wants babies
  56. 21:35:26 L<lmao0plaet> lots of em
  57. 21:35:28 R<@robowork> skamgym: you're only an inch shorter than me
  58. 21:35:30 S<skamgym> I have no sense of height perception
  59. 21:35:33 M<MagicWork> robowork: It's too cold where you both live
  60. 21:35:33 K<koolaid-chan> told you not to sell yourself short
  61. 21:35:34 S<skamgym> I know
  62. 21:35:35 K<koolaid-chan> that's skams job
  63. 21:35:40 S<skamgym> Im just really lousy of knowing whos tall
  64. 21:35:52 S<skamgym> koolaid-chan: lol
  65. 21:35:57 R<@robowork> MagicWork: that's just more reason to snuggle. You are missing the benefit here.
  66. 21:35:58 L<lmao0plaet> skam have you met thrusty irl?
  67. 21:36:02 S<skamgym> lmao0plaet: I have
  68. 21:36:03 L<lmao0plaet> hes 6'1 right?
  69. 21:36:04 D<dedmaker> As soon as someone is under 6'2" they're just normal
  70. 21:36:05 M<MagicWork> robowork: haahahah
  71. 21:36:09 K<koolaid-chan> magicwork how tall r u
  72. 21:36:11 L<lmao0plaet> so relative to him
  73. 21:36:14 L<lmao0plaet> we can compare
  74. 21:36:17 S<skamgym> lmao0plaet: he was sitting, but idk yeah pretty tall?
  75. 21:36:17 M<MagicWork> 5'9''
  76. 21:36:19 M<MagicWork> 177cm
  77. 21:36:27 S<skamgym> my ex was 6'2
  78. 21:36:36 M<MagicWork> skamgym and thrusty, yikes
  79. 21:36:39 L<lmao0plaet> so MagicWork is like 5 inches shorter
  80. 21:36:39 M<MagicWork> What a combo
  81. 21:36:42 S<skamgym> MagicWork: NO
  82. 21:36:44 L<lmao0plaet> me too
  83. 21:36:50 L<lmao0plaet> im 5'9
  84. 21:36:53 R<@robowork> skamgym: but he lost at least 6" when you left him.
  85. 21:36:55 M<MagicWork> skamgym: I got the shivers just thinking about it
  86. 21:37:01 M<MagicWork> ahahahahahah robowork
  87. 21:37:03 M<MagicWork> hahaahha
  88. 21:37:06 M<MagicWork> That was good
  89. 21:37:14 S<skamgym> ahaaahahaha robowork
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