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  1. [8/27/14 5:18:11 PM] Nark Nark: desmond running around everyone SCREAMING that he's a fucking dragon and everyone should get off his case and respect him and shit
  2. [8/27/14 5:18:16 PM] Nark Nark: and everyone's like
  3. [8/27/14 5:18:23 PM] Nark Nark: this guy is totally wack
  4. [8/27/14 5:18:25 PM] bb: 'this idiot'
  5. [8/27/14 5:18:28 PM] bb: XDDDD
  6. [8/27/14 5:18:39 PM] bb: dud that isn't even a variant
  7. [8/27/14 5:18:41 PM] bb: totally happens
  8. [8/27/14 5:19:49 PM] Nark Nark: well like
  9. [8/27/14 5:20:01 PM] Nark Nark: if desmond was kinda just
  10. [8/27/14 5:20:12 PM] Nark Nark: dropped off with people and altairdragon was kinda like
  11. [8/27/14 5:20:24 PM] Nark Nark: 'idk where my son went so i'm gonna attack all these villages n shit'
  12. [8/27/14 5:20:51 PM] Nark Nark: and then the dragon steals the (crazy) prince and everyone's like
  13. [8/27/14 5:20:57 PM] Nark Nark: 'lol glad he's gone'
  14. [8/27/14 5:21:06 PM] Nark Nark: lucy's like wtf guys that's my future husbando?
  15. [8/27/14 5:21:53 PM] bb: wait... prince?
  16. [8/27/14 5:22:07 PM] bb: are you merging the desmond dragon au and the pally au?
  17. [8/27/14 5:22:25 PM] Nark Nark: more like
  18. [8/27/14 5:22:57 PM] Nark Nark: lucy's parents are royalty and idk maybe they know desmond's a cursed dragon and they're like HAHA LEVERAGE because altair's a so called menace
  19. [8/27/14 5:23:11 PM] Nark Nark: so lucy's a princess
  20. [8/27/14 5:23:24 PM] Nark Nark: and technically dragons are totally royalty i mean come on
  21. [8/27/14 5:23:30 PM] Nark Nark: they're wealthy
  22. [8/27/14 5:23:32 PM] Nark Nark: and powerful
  23. [8/27/14 5:23:36 PM] bb: truuuuuu
  24. [8/27/14 5:23:45 PM] Nark Nark: ooo maybe
  25. [8/27/14 5:23:54 PM] Nark Nark: dragons actually
  26. [8/27/14 5:24:19 PM] Nark Nark: were old kings and queens and shit
  27. [8/27/14 5:24:28 PM] bb: go on
  28. [8/27/14 5:24:31 PM] Nark Nark: OR
  29. [8/27/14 5:24:33 PM] Nark Nark: OH EVEN BETTER
  30. [8/27/14 5:25:13 PM] Nark Nark: ok so like the dragons are all like 'assassin' characters while humans are all 'templar' characters
  31. [8/27/14 5:25:19 PM] Nark Nark: they all used to be human n shit
  32. [8/27/14 5:25:33 PM] bb: GO ON
  33. [8/27/14 5:25:35 PM] Nark Nark: but the 'templar' hmans were like 'lol fuck those royal families let's curse all of 'em'
  34. [8/27/14 5:25:53 PM] Nark Nark: so they all got turned into dragons and the templars were like /swoops in and takes the kingdoms by 'saving them from dragons'
  35. [8/27/14 5:26:10 PM] bb: oooomg
  36. [8/27/14 5:26:17 PM] bb: and of course the dragon families are piiiissssed
  37. [8/27/14 5:26:23 PM] bb: but how does Des look human?
  38. [8/27/14 5:26:29 PM] bb: like can they shape shift?
  39. [8/27/14 5:26:38 PM] bb: or maybe not at first but they learned to do so
  40. [8/27/14 5:26:42 PM] Nark Nark: idk maybe he gets twice cursed
  41. [8/27/14 5:26:58 PM] bb: cause obvs dragons hella powerful wizards
  42. [8/27/14 5:27:33 PM] Nark Nark: like idk
  43. [8/27/14 5:27:45 PM] Nark Nark: some fucker (shay) steals a dragon egg
  44. [8/27/14 5:27:53 PM] bb: lkhsadflghas
  45. [8/27/14 5:27:54 PM] bb: go on
  46. [8/27/14 5:28:59 PM] Nark Nark: and he's you know a 'dragon' so he's like 'let's make a human come outta this egg' and then he's like 'hey so i totally stole this baby from the dragons and cursed him so he's pretty much stuck human. do i get brownie points guys'
  47. [8/27/14 5:29:19 PM] Nark Nark: and everyone's like 'yes shay tyvm haytham has shit for you to do'
  48. [8/27/14 5:29:29 PM] bb: ovo
  49. [8/27/14 5:29:36 PM] Nark Nark: bc while there are dragons aligned with the humans, they're like
  50. [8/27/14 5:29:42 PM] Nark Nark: .... eeeeeh... dragons... /distainful look
  51. [8/27/14 5:29:51 PM] bb: >:C
  52. [8/27/14 5:30:33 PM] Nark Nark: but yeah
  53. [8/27/14 5:30:50 PM] bb: I like this idea
  54. [8/27/14 5:31:33 PM] Nark Nark: bab des totally isn't having any of it though, he like bites and spits at people lmao
  55. [8/27/14 5:31:50 PM] bb: yesssss
  56. [8/27/14 5:32:10 PM] bb: does he hatch from the egg dragon?
  57. [8/27/14 5:32:19 PM] bb: or does he hatch hume?
  58. [8/27/14 5:32:23 PM] Nark Nark: i
  59. [8/27/14 5:32:32 PM] Nark Nark: am not sure but i think it'd be hilarious if shay shows up like
  60. [8/27/14 5:32:35 PM] Nark Nark: yo i got a dragon egg
  61. [8/27/14 5:32:43 PM] Nark Nark: but he's already done the magic shit
  62. [8/27/14 5:32:54 PM] bb: and it hatches and its a human baby?
  63. [8/27/14 5:33:07 PM] Nark Nark: and human des comes out
  64. [8/27/14 5:33:09 PM] bb: with fucking dragon eyes
  65. [8/27/14 5:33:21 PM] bb: also I think it'd be interesting if he was a complete wild child as a child but as an adult he's... not cause he was raised by humans
  66. [8/27/14 5:33:28 PM] bb: like he's... a domesticated dragon XD
  67. [8/27/14 5:34:22 PM] Nark Nark: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  68. [8/27/14 5:34:24 PM] Nark Nark: they
  69. [8/27/14 5:34:41 PM] Nark Nark: basically train him to be a dragon killer because he has dragon magic
  70. [8/27/14 5:34:48 PM] Nark Nark: in his much tinier human body omg
  71. [8/27/14 5:34:49 PM] bb: AHHHHHH!!!!
  72. [8/27/14 5:34:57 PM] bb: Shay teaches him about dragons ouo
  73. [8/27/14 5:35:00 PM] bb: OH OH!!!
  74. [8/27/14 5:35:03 PM] bb: what iF WHAT IF
  75. [8/27/14 5:35:11 PM] bb: Shay was once a friend of the dragons
  76. [8/27/14 5:35:34 PM] bb: but then he was like '...wtf am I doing these things are monsters' and plotted to destroy them
  77. [8/27/14 5:35:39 PM] bb: so he stole one of their eggs
  78. [8/27/14 5:35:42 PM] bb: or maybe
  79. [8/27/14 5:35:44 PM] Nark Nark: well shay was an assassin
  80. [8/27/14 5:35:46 PM] bb: two of their eggs
  81. [8/27/14 5:36:06 PM] bb: Desmond was one and was raised by Shay and the 'Templars' to kill dragons
  82. [8/27/14 5:36:16 PM] bb: and cause I'm a sucker for dumb tropes
  83. [8/27/14 5:36:30 PM] bb: he stole another one for a king and queen who couldn't have a child themselves
  84. [8/27/14 5:36:32 PM] bb: Lucy
  85. [8/27/14 5:36:36 PM] bb: owo
  86. [8/27/14 5:36:38 PM] Nark Nark: omg
  87. [8/27/14 5:36:49 PM] bb: yaaaaas
  88. [8/27/14 5:37:06 PM] Nark Nark: omg my car's cabin air filter was like
  89. [8/27/14 5:37:10 PM] Nark Nark: a solid brick of leaves and dirt
  90. [8/27/14 5:37:38 PM] bb: wow good job nugget
  91. [8/27/14 5:37:42 PM] Nark Nark: lol
  92. [8/27/14 5:37:46 PM] Nark Nark: anyway
  93. [8/27/14 5:37:56 PM] Nark Nark: what if he had more time to work the spell over Lucy's egg right
  94. [8/27/14 5:38:08 PM] bb: go on
  95. [8/27/14 5:38:08 PM] Nark Nark: and was like oh shit these things are fuckin ready to hatch
  96. [8/27/14 5:38:33 PM] Nark Nark: and that's why Des is like 'wtf i'm supposed to be a dragon'
  97. [8/27/14 5:38:37 PM] Nark Nark: and lucy not so much
  98. [8/27/14 5:39:17 PM] bb: Des, as a child, remembers
  99. [8/27/14 5:39:22 PM] Nark Nark: she's kinda just like pretty normal aside from you don't wanna arm wrestle the princess she'll break your hand
  100. [8/27/14 5:39:22 PM] bb: but as he gets older the memory fades
  101. [8/27/14 5:39:27 PM] bb: lols yes
  102. [8/27/14 5:39:34 PM] Nark Nark: but Des is like
  103. [8/27/14 5:39:36 PM] bb: she's also a super powerful mage ouo
  104. [8/27/14 5:39:41 PM] Nark Nark: /does the dragon eye glowy thing
  105. [8/27/14 5:39:50 PM] bb: yeah but he never sees himself do it
  106. [8/27/14 5:40:05 PM] bb: so he doesn't know why it freaks people out so much
  107. [8/27/14 5:40:08 PM] bb: and Shay is so
  108. [8/27/14 5:40:14 PM] bb: fucking pleased with himself
  109. [8/27/14 5:40:19 PM] bb: he stole TWO dragon eggs
  110. [8/27/14 5:40:35 PM] bb: and now he's like bffs with Haytham but not really XD
  111. [8/27/14 5:40:38 PM] Nark Nark: except he literally has to babysit desmond
  112. [8/27/14 5:40:58 PM] Nark Nark: like maybe the magic is still working on him when he hatches right? so kind of like
  113. [8/27/14 5:40:59 PM] bb: yeaaaah
  114. [8/27/14 5:41:23 PM] bb: also dragons should totally imprint like ducks when they born
  115. [8/27/14 5:41:29 PM] Nark Nark: this weird not really dragon not really human baby-hatchling thing for a while
  116. [8/27/14 5:41:31 PM] bb: only Desmond doessssn't imprint on Shay
  117. [8/27/14 5:41:35 PM] Nark Nark: and this thing is mobile
  118. [8/27/14 5:41:38 PM] bb: lols
  119. [8/27/14 5:41:42 PM] Nark Nark: and climbs all over everyfucking thing
  120. [8/27/14 5:41:44 PM] bb: yes
  121. [8/27/14 5:41:57 PM] Nark Nark: until his claws go away and he's like wtf do i do with these sausage fingers
  122. [8/27/14 5:42:00 PM] bb: both Lucy and Des can walk straight out of the egg
  123. [8/27/14 5:42:21 PM] Nark Nark: they grow up quick
  124. [8/27/14 5:42:36 PM] Nark Nark: and the king and queen write it off as hiding lucy's birth to keep her safe which woks
  125. [8/27/14 5:42:52 PM] bb: yeah she's literally
  126. [8/27/14 5:42:54 PM] bb: princess in a tower
  127. [8/27/14 5:42:59 PM] bb: and then the dragons
  128. [8/27/14 5:43:05 PM] bb: who are PISSED someone stole their eggs
  129. [8/27/14 5:43:11 PM] bb: show up and kidnap Lucy
  130. [8/27/14 5:43:16 PM] Nark Nark: des sees her for the first time and he's like
  131. [8/27/14 5:43:19 PM] Nark Nark: 'SAME HAT'
  132. [8/27/14 5:43:20 PM] Nark Nark: and lucy's like
  133. [8/27/14 5:43:21 PM] Nark Nark: what
  134. [8/27/14 5:43:23 PM] bb: lols
  135. [8/27/14 5:43:35 PM] Nark Nark: we're humans i don't get it
  136. [8/27/14 5:43:37 PM] Nark Nark: ???
  137. [8/27/14 5:43:42 PM] Nark Nark: and des is like NO.
  138. [8/27/14 5:43:43 PM] bb: des doesn't know he's a dragon tho
  139. [8/27/14 5:43:54 PM] bb: like if he did he'd NEVER become a dragon hunter
  140. [8/27/14 5:43:58 PM] Nark Nark: he knows he's not exactly like people though
  141. [8/27/14 5:44:03 PM] bb: ah
  142. [8/27/14 5:44:05 PM] Nark Nark: he's like there's something weird heeeeere
  143. [8/27/14 5:44:26 PM] Nark Nark: like when he's little he's like 'I'M A DRAGON GTFO'
  144. [8/27/14 5:44:33 PM] Nark Nark: and he's kind of conditioned out of it
  145. [8/27/14 5:44:44 PM] Nark Nark: but he doesn't look at people and think 'i'm like that'
  146. [8/27/14 5:44:46 PM] bb: Shay is like 'ur not a fucking dragon >CCC'
  147. [8/27/14 5:44:58 PM] Nark Nark: like he looks at shay and he's like 'i'm like that' and shay says he's human
  148. [8/27/14 5:45:00 PM] bb: 'sit down and learn your letters you pos'
  149. [8/27/14 5:45:03 PM] Nark Nark: same with haytham
  150. [8/27/14 5:45:11 PM] Nark Nark: but he sees like the king and queen and he's so confused
  151. [8/27/14 5:45:14 PM] bb: are shay and haytham dragons tho?
  152. [8/27/14 5:45:16 PM] Nark Nark: because he's like 'i'm not that'
  153. [8/27/14 5:45:24 PM] bb: I thought they were human
  154. [8/27/14 5:45:44 PM] Nark Nark: well they're dragons that made themselves human
  155. [8/27/14 5:46:16 PM] bb: so that's why Shay wants to suck Haytham's dick so bad
  156. [8/27/14 5:46:23 PM] bb: cause its literally... alpha dragon
  157. [8/27/14 5:46:24 PM] Nark Nark: lol
  158. [8/27/14 5:46:56 PM] Nark Nark: he also sees lucy and he's like
  159. [8/27/14 5:47:05 PM] Nark Nark: 'LIKE ME. ALSO MY AGE, NOT LIKE THOSE OLD FUCKS'
  160. [8/27/14 5:47:28 PM] Nark Nark: lucy's just like 'um you can let go of me now'
  161. [8/27/14 5:47:37 PM] Nark Nark: 'my parents might get mad'
  162. [8/27/14 5:47:37 PM] bb: and Des is literally star eyes at her
  163. [8/27/14 5:47:44 PM] bb: like 'omg you're so amazing'
  164. [8/27/14 5:47:53 PM] bb: and Lucy's just '... thank you but please stop now'
  165. [8/27/14 5:48:07 PM] Nark Nark: 'of course i'm amazing i'm the princess'
  166. [8/27/14 5:48:46 PM] bb: 'no you're like /sooooo/ amazing'
  167. [8/27/14 5:49:05 PM] bb: also I love the trope of desmond being the one who's totally the star crossed lover and Lucy's just '...wat?'
  168. [8/27/14 5:49:10 PM] bb: instead of the other way around
  169. [8/27/14 5:49:12 PM] bb: XD
  170. [8/27/14 5:50:00 PM] Nark Nark: omg
  171. [8/27/14 5:50:04 PM] Nark Nark: perf
  172. [8/27/14 5:50:45 PM] bb: I love Lucy being weirded out by how fucking WEIRD Desmond is
  173. [8/27/14 5:50:59 PM] Nark Nark: lmao
  174. [8/27/14 5:51:44 PM] bb: yeaaah
  175. [8/27/14 5:51:57 PM] bb: I love our AUs where Lucy is just really cool and a badass queen she is
  176. [8/27/14 5:51:59 PM] bb: and Des is like
  177. [8/27/14 5:52:02 PM] bb: this weird ass loser
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