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15.44 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: Clothing items!
15.48 - Kurochi: what
15.48 - Kurochi: Confetti! :D
15.49 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: well we have clothing items and not all of them work
15.49 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: so im trying to fix it
15.49 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: and i realised why i never do shit like this
15.52 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: so much code
15.55 - Kurochi: lol it's nothing
15.56 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: why does it need so much
15.56 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: why cant it just
15.56 - Kurochi: it's not too much code
15.56 - Kurochi: I mean, what
15.56 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: set.bodygroup = 1
set.subgroup = 3
15.56 - Kurochi: set.subgr wha
15.56 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: if that was lua
15.56 - Kurochi: What is "set"
15.56 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: it would be so easy
15.56 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: why does it need
15.57 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: 2000 lines
15.57 - Kurochi: What are you talking baout
15.57 - Kurochi: CW Clothing items
15.57 - Kurochi: Or you're making your own framework ll
15.57 - Kurochi: It sounds more like your own framework
15.57 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: what
15.58 - Kurochi: xD
15.58 - Kurochi: 2000 lines, waht are you even talking about because I didn't get it yet
15.58 - Kurochi: I thought I got it
15.58 - Kurochi: but then you said "set.bodygroup"
15.58 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: local ITEM = Clockwork.item:New();
ITEM.name = "Gloves";
ITEM.model = "models/props_junk/cardboard_box004a.mdl";
ITEM.weight = 0.1;
ITEM.useText = "Wear";
ITEM.category = "Clothing";
ITEM.description = "A pair of nice black gloves. These things can take some punishment.";
ITEM.customFunctions = {"Remove"};
ITEM.access = "v";
ITEM.business = true;

local bodyGroup = 3;


-- Called when a player drops the item.
function ITEM:OnDrop(player, position)


                        local target = player
                        local targetBodyGroups = target:GetCharacterData("BodyGroups") or {};
                        local bodyGroupState = 0;
                        local model = target:GetModel();

                        if( bodyGroup < target:GetNumBodyGroups() )then
                                targetBodyGroups[model] = targetBodyGroups[model] or {};

                                if( bodyGroupState == 0 )then
                                        targetBodyGroups[model][tostring(bodyGroup)] = nil;
                                else
                                        targetBodyGroups[model][tostring(bodyGroup)] = bodyGroupState;
                                end;

                                target:SetBodygroup(bodyGroup, bodyGroupState);

                                target:SetCharacterData("BodyGroups", targetBodyGroups);

                        end;
return true

end;


-- Called when a player uses the item.
function ITEM:OnUse(player, itemEntity)
        if (player:Alive() and !player:IsRagdolled()) then
                if (!self.CanPlayerWear or self:CanPlayerWear(player, itemEntity) != false) then

                local target = player
                local targetBodyGroups = target:GetCharacterData("BodyGroups") or {};
                local bodyGroupState = 1;

                local mo
15.58 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: why the fuck would it need that much code
15.58 - Kurochi: First,                 if (!self.CanPlayerWear or self:CanPlayerWear(player, itemEntity) != false) then
15.59 - Kurochi: Is already called before OnUse
15.59 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: if.equip = return set.bodygroup = 1, set.subgroup = 4
15.59 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: I should invent my own coding language
15.59 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: it would be the easiest shit ever
15.59 - Kurochi: if (player:Alive() and !player:IsRagdolled()) then
This can go inside CanPlayerWear
15.59 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: see
15.59 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: why all that shit
15.59 - Kurochi: DUDE do yo urealize how much you're confusing me by putting shitty code like if.equip = return
15.59 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: who needs all that
15.59 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: "shitty code"
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: if shit worked like that
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: clockwork would be one file
16.00 - Kurochi: if.equip = return
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: lol
16.00 - Kurochi: Do you even realize
16.00 - Kurochi: What the fuck does that mean lol
16.00 - Kurochi: "if.equip
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: no
16.00 - Kurochi: If is a directive
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: because im not a coder
16.00 - Kurochi: you can't index a directive
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: it means
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: if the fucking item is equipped
16.00 - Kurochi: .equip is an index
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: it fucking returns to set bodygroup
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: and subgroup
16.00 - Kurochi: you can't use = inside an if statement because it's an assignment
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: wow
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: okay
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: just forget it
16.00 - Kurochi: And you can't assign anythign to return
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: youre clearly not seeing
16.00 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: what im saying to you
16.00 - Kurochi: I'm seeing
16.01 - Kurochi: I' mseeing so much shit
16.01 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: no youre not
16.01 - Kurochi: though
16.01 - Kurochi: If code was like that it would make no sense
16.01 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: you think you are but youre not
16.01 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: you think im trying to code lua
16.01 - Kurochi: I do, what are you trying to code
16.01 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: nothing
16.01 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: because i cant code
16.01 - Kurochi: Then let's assume that was a programming language
16.01 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: but if i was going to invent my own fucking coding language
16.01 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: i would do it like that
16.01 - Kurochi: It would not work
16.01 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: of course it would
16.01 - Kurochi: It wouldn'0t
16.01 - Kurochi: DUD
16.01 - Kurochi: E
16.01 - Kurochi: You think you know what you typed
16.01 - Kurochi: But you don't
16.02 - Kurochi: I'm going to start talking like you do
16.02 - Kurochi: You think you know, you think you think
16.02 - Kurochi: But you don't
16.02 - Kurochi: Alright?
16.02 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: no
16.02 - Kurochi: Fuck
16.02 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: you dont know
16.02 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: what im talking about
16.02 - Kurochi: I do
16.02 - Kurochi: "IF ONLY IT WERE THIS EASY"
16.02 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: you keep assuming im trying to adhere
16.02 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: to some pre-set set of rules
16.02 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: made for coding
16.02 - Kurochi: Why do you thin
16.02 - Kurochi: THose pre-set rules
16.02 - Kurochi: Were made
16.02 - Kurochi: Because they're broken as fuck?
16.02 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: Doesn't fucking matter man
16.02 - Kurochi: It does
16.02 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: That's not the point
16.02 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: NO
16.02 - Kurochi: Let's not re-invent the wheel
16.02 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: it doesnt
16.02 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: It's not the point.
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: Yeah not like we already have
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: 5000 languages
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: to code shit in
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: what is one more, right?
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: re-inventing the wheel.
16.03 - Kurochi: But that fucking thing you typed xD
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: it would make sense
16.03 - Kurochi: No it's not
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: if I was coding shit
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: and I made my own fucking coding language
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: that would be how easy it'd be
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: because it should'nt require
16.03 - Kurochi: very hard
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: 50 lines of code
16.03 - Kurochi: Because making your own programming language
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: to fucking
16.03 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: change my skin
16.03 - Kurochi: Would take you 4 years
16.03 - Kurochi: Before you could actually code a clothing item
16.04 - Kurochi: in 5 minutes
16.04 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: does
16.04 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: "hypothetical"
16.04 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: not exist in italy
16.04 - Kurochi: So 4 years and 5 minutes before you code a clothing item
16.04 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: sounds like it
16.04 - Kurochi: IT does, but you're saying nonsense
16.04 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: No I'm not.
16.04 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: It's just nonsense to you
16.04 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: because you're adhering to the pre-set rules
16.04 - Kurochi: That are prefectly logical and make sense
16.04 - Kurochi: I adhere to paradigms
16.04 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: You're basically telling me
16.04 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: I can't put the steeringwheel
16.05 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: on the right side of a car
16.05 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: because according to the rules
16.05 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: it has to be in the left
16.05 - Kurochi: That's still logical to put it on the right side
16.05 - Kurochi: It doesn't fucking matter
16.05 - Kurochi: But if.equip = return
16.05 - Kurochi: Like dude
16.05 - Kurochi: If ISent that to any other programmer
16.05 - Kurochi: ANd tell him what you told me
16.05 - Kurochi: He would beat the shit out of ME
16.05 - Kurochi: not YOU
16.06 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: okay okay okay
16.06 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: let me try to explain this to you
16.06 - Kurochi: After what you said, I want to beat the shit out of myself
16.06 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: so it might make sense
16.06 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: in my hypothetical coding language
16.06 - Kurochi: That doesn't make sense
16.06 - Kurochi: Go on
16.06 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: if.equip means
16.06 - Kurochi: Nothing
16.06 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: if the fucking item
16.06 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: is equipped
16.06 - Kurochi: why would you put a dot
16.06 - Kurochi: Besides you can arlready do
16.06 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: = means then
16.06 - Kurochi: if equip then
16.06 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: because
16.06 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: if i just went ifequip
16.07 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: what if I need "if" for something else?
16.07 - Kurochi: What
16.07 - Kurochi: if AND?
16.07 - Kurochi: if equip and not broken then
16.07 - Kurochi: you can do that and it works perfectly
16.07 - Kurochi: That's legit lua
16.07 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: what
16.07 - Kurochi: 16.07 - Kurochi: if equip and not broken then
16.07 - Kurochi: AKA
16.08 - Kurochi: if equip == true and broken != false then
16.08 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: yeah that makes no sense to me
16.08 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: if equip and not broken then
16.08 - Kurochi: AKA if equip and !broken then
16.08 - Kurochi: *** broken == false (in the second AKA)
16.08 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: yeah that
16.08 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: makes no sense
16.08 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: to me
16.08 - Kurochi: Learn to code
16.08 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: no
16.08 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: I have more important things
16.08 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: to use my brain for
16.08 - Kurochi: You can't expect something to make sense
16.08 - Kurochi: If you don't learn it first
16.09 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: I'm not asking you to teach me to code
16.09 - Kurochi: I'm not teaching you coe
16.09 - Kurochi: I don't even want to teach you coe
16.09 - Kurochi: *Cde
16.09 - Kurochi: * *CEPODEP
16.09 - Kurochi: Right
16.09 - Kurochi: ****************** C O D E
16.09 - Kurochi: W o w  t h i s  t y p i n g  i s  s o  c o o l
16.09 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: my fucking point was
16.10 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: if = IF something happens
16.10 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: Equip = The action of equipping it
16.10 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: = = Then do
16.10 - Kurochi: That is so unpractical, but whatever you wish
16.10 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: set. = set something
16.10 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: bodygroup means bodygroup
16.10 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: subgroup means subgroup
16.10 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: how is that impratical
16.10 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: if coding worked like that
16.10 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: this plugin
16.11 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: would only be
16.11 - Kurochi: COmputers wouldn't exist
16.11 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: one line
16.11 - Kurochi: WIndows 8 would be a stone with sticks glued onto it
16.11 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: isnt it already
16.11 - Kurochi: MS-DOS being just the stone
16.11 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: windows 8 is shit
16.11 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: lol
16.11 - Kurochi: It's not too bad
16.11 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: it is theres no desktop
16.11 - Kurochi: It's faster than 7, but you can add your own start menu
16.11 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: and everything is icons
16.11 - Kurochi: What
16.11 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: and buttons
16.11 - Kurochi: Ther eis a desktop
16.12 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: ok kuro
16.12 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: let me
16.12 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: prove to you
16.12 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: how fucking easy my shit would be
16.12 - Kurochi: I made a screenshot, I'll show you how I set my Win 8 up
16.12 - Kurochi: http://gyazo.com/30a7d452d7ead4247b284b6604c55b67
16.12 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: give me something
16.12 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: that needs to happen
16.12 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: in my "language"
16.12 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: and i will fucking make it
16.12 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: and it will be easy
16.12 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: and not take 50 .lua files
16.12 - Kurochi: Create your programming language
16.12 - Kurochi: Have at least 1000 people coding it fluently
16.12 - Kurochi: Then come back to me
16.12 - Kurochi: and I'll admit it was a good idea
16.13 - Kurochi: Deal?
16.13 - Kurochi: I'm being honest right here
16.13 - Kurochi: IF you do that
16.13 - Kurochi: I'll learn your progralling language
16.13 - Kurochi: *programming
16.13 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: no because i dont want to make one because the requires me to fucking learn shit
16.13 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: and im not interesting in learning how to fucking talk with my computer
16.13 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: because I need my fucking brain for more important shit
16.13 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: like medschool
16.13 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: and psychiatry
16.13 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: i know basic html
16.13 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: thats all i need
16.13 - Kurochi: RIght, maybe that last path may be of more use to you than computers16.15 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: yes
16.15 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: computers dont suck dick
16.15 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: or make me dinner
16.15 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: people do
16.15 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: basically im learning human programming language
16.15 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: thats a good way to put it
16.15 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: fuck you lua
16.15 - Kurochi: Do you want ot learn psychiatry
16.15 - Kurochi: So that people sucks your dick
16.15 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: No I want to learn psychiatry so I can open a private clinic
16.15 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: then I can use my money
16.16 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: to get people to suck my dick
16.16 - Kurochi: To have people suck your dkc
16.16 - Kurochi: Yep16.16 - DumbFuck - HL2RP here!: and make me dinner