Scarfed (Tyranitar-Mega) @ Tyranitarite
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
- Ice Punch

Lando And Chomp (Gyarados) @ Ganlon Berry
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 88 HP / 192 Atk / 4 Def / 224 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall
- Natural Gift
- Bounce

Fuck Caitlyn (Serperior) @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Leaf Storm
- Dragon Pulse
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Substitute

Bitch ass Bruce (Excadrill) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sand Rush
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Iron Head
- Swords Dance
- Rock Slide

2 girls 1 CUp (Zapdos) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 20 Def / 124 SpD / 116 Spe
Calm Nature
- Defog
- Discharge
- Roost
- Heat Wave

Contact Moves (Garchomp) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 180 HP / 144 Def / 4 SpA / 180 Spe
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- Dragon Tail
- Stealth Rock
- Fire Blast