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- >She groaned and took a sip of water.
- 'Oh yeah, I'm also fucking Flutters on the side. That too.'
- >She immedietly spit out the water into the window above the sink, and you cackle like the evil disney villain you are
- 'Hahahahh...Sorry, I just always wanted to make someone do that.'
- >"Celestia's TEATS Anon, don't joke about that shit!"
- >You continue laughing
- >You realize you aren't Scar, you're just one of the hyenas. That's okay. The hyenas were the best part.
- >"Jeez. We need to see if Twilight has the spell ready."
- 'Probably not.'
- >"It wont take long, and it's worth it. I need to get you out of here."
- >She was right about it not taking long. The storm had blown off somewhere else by the time you exited the house
- >The ground was still muddy in most places, so you kept to the air, until landing on the steps to the castle
- >You just realized, how would she even know if you knocked? Or entered for that matter. An entire castle for one person is bullshit.
- >Rainbow rang the doorbell.
- >Oh.
- >It's still bullshit.
- >Soon enough, you hear a pop from behind the door, and it creaks open. "Ah! Hello Rainbow Dash!"
- >"Heya! Is the spell ready?"
- >"Nope."
- >
- >"Will it be ready soon?"
- >"Probably."
- >
- >"Did you get any sleep last night?"
- >She smiles. "Hello, Rainbow Dash!"
- >You hear Spike's voice yell from down the hallway. "Twilight! Did I say you could get out of bed yet?!"
- >The door slams shut in your face.
- >" Weird Science " starts to play in the back of your mind.
- 'About as useful as I expected. Neurotic cunt. So, what else do we have to do today?'
- >"I dunno. Annoy people?"
- 'Let's kick it.'
- >Rainbow took to the sky, clearing the occasional cloud and keeping lookout for anything interesting
- >Most ponies were out in rainboots, trying to avoid the deep mud
- >Fucking plebians. Flying horse master race.
- >You refrain from yelling "NERRRRDS" as you fly by.
- >Wow, pegasai really are all jocks. Rainbow's mind is infecting you
- >Eventually she lands next to Scootaloo "Hey, squirt! What's up today?
- >She lit up. "Oh, hey, Rainbow! Me and the girls are gonna try and get our cutie marks! We're thinking of starting a--"
- "Scooter."
- >She stops, and blinks. "U-um...Well, we were gonna--"
- "Scooter."
- >She tilts her head. "Uhm, Dash?"
- "Scoooooter."
- >"I uh, I left it at home, since it can't go on mud right."
- >You give up.
- "Nevermind, what were you saying?"
- >She grinned again. "We're gonna start a chess group!"
- >Rainbow scratched her chin. "Chess, eh? I'm a bit of a mastermind myself!"
- >Scootaloo puffed out her cheeks, and Rainbow raised an eyebrow. "What?"
- >"Uh, Dash, you have a little something here." She gestured to her face with her booted hoof.
- >You realized you feel wet on your chin.
- "Pffft"
- >Rainbow shook the mud off her face. "Ahah, heh, don't worry about that."
- >"Alright, follow me! We're gonna host it at Sugarcube Corner!"
- >Rainbow took flight again, shaking off her hooves, and followed suit
- >You could tell she was kicking herself for not bringing rainboots
- 'What's wrong, Rainbow?'
- >'I hate flying all the time next to Scootaloo. It's like I'm rubbing it in her face.'
- >You frown. That's pretty heavy.
- >Hey, she spoke through thoughts! She sounded very genuine, too.
- 'Stop being cool. I like hating you.'
- >Eventually though, the travel came to an end, and you both entered the building, Scootaloo placing her boots on the side next to a dozen others
- >Applebloom and Sweetie Belle wave, and Scoots ran over
- >"Welcome, you two!" Mr. Cake shouted from behind the counter, waving.
- >Rainbow landed and walked up. "What's up? Pinkie still out?"
- >He nodded. "Yep. Would you like anything?"
- >"Sure! Gimmie a dozen doughnuts, for the girls."
- >Each of the CMC cheered, and he reached under the counter, pulling out a variety pack.
- >She places the bits on the table, and takes the doughnuts to the table where they already set up a playing board and pieces
- >Sweetie Belle grabbed on telekinetically bounced in her seat. "Thanks, Rainbow Dash!"
- >Yeah, everyone pretend the ghost isn't here
- >I be dyin' for you
- >Like Jesus.
- >'What have you ever done for them?' Rainbow thought back. She's getting better at this.
- 'I tried. I tried so fucking hard, Dash. You know how hard I tried.'
- >'You just said "scooter" as if that means anything!'
- >You stop everything. Movement, breathing, blinking.
- 'Y-...you honestly don't know, do you?'
- >Applebloom nudged your shoulder. "Uhhh, Dash, you alright?"
- "Yeah, don't worry about it carpen--I mean, Applebloom."
- >Sweetie Belle clapped her hooves together. "Ooh, you want to play me, Dash? I'm the best of us!"
- >"Nuh-uh! I practiced last night!" Scootaloo stuck her tongue out
- >"By yourself?"
- >Rainbow just sits there as they argue
- >She's trying to wait this out, cowardly bitch.
- "No prob', I'll take you on!"
- >Scootaloo raised her hoof. "Me first!"
- "Now, now, the only fair way to decide is for both of you to play eachother, and I'll play the winner!"
- >Sweetie Belle swallowed a mouthfull of doughnut. "You're on!"
- >Holy shit, all the pieces are horses
- >Which one is the hoppy one
- >Is the queen the king here? Or princess, as it were?
- 'Rainbow, help me out here'
- >'I-I don't know!'
- >Time to wing it.
- >Haha, wings.
- >You have those.
- >You would hate your life, if you could
- >Sweetie Belle tries to telekinetically move the pieces, but occasionally she drops one, and switches to hooves
- >You gather that the knights are wonderbolts, the king is a princess, and the queen is you have no idea what
- >Chess pieces are abstract as fuck
- >Also, instead of white and black, it's yellow and blue. Celestia probably wouldn't like the implications of the former.
- >Eventually, Sweetie Belle makes good on her word and beats Scootaloo
- >"Awww! This sucks. I'm next, right?"
- >Rainbow pat her on the back. "Of course, kiddo!"
- >Applebloom's been mostly silent, aside from occaisonal snide remarks and advice. She seems to be happy observing for now
- >You help replace the pieces, and pick yellow. Sweetie goes first, and places a wonderbolt in front of her pawns
- >The bishop looks like a buffalo. Seems pretty cool. You move a pawn out of it's way, two spaces
- >She does the same, for the opposite tile buffalo.
- >Both of you are moving pretty fast, not planning much. You're not that practiced, either.
- >You can tell she's trying to strategize. You're mostly moving whatever piece looks cooler
- >You've never actually won a game of chess, per sey. You rely on being unpredictable and pissing off experts
- >It's a good job. People stopped playing you after a while, though.
- >Eventually, most of the pieces are gone. She has a rook and two pawns
- >You, on the other hand, have a knight and a buffalo still
- >You're never going to call a bishop a bishop again.
- >You eventually out maneuver her, and take her rook.
- >"Shoot. You win, Dash!" You look up from the board to her
- "I didn't get you in checkmate, though."
- >"Yeah, but that normally leads to half an hour of chasing." She sighed. "We should know. It happens more often than not."
- >Scootaloo immediately scooches into the seat, eventually displacing Sweetie. "Alright! My turn!"
- >it goes pretty smoothly for the most part, but Rainbow takes over in the end and flubs the game
- >The sparkling grin the filly gave could blind everyone in a five mile radius. Rainbow pat her on the head
- >"Good job, Scoots!"
- >Applebloom nods. "I could see it comin' from a mile away."
- >You were actually winning fairly hard, so no, she didn't. But then again, she may have just expected Dash to throw.
- >You realize you've been neglecting the doughnuts. What the FUCK is wrong with you
- >You reach for a doughnut, and take a big bite, getting a fair amount of it on your face
- >Jesus. Strawberry filling? Fucking fruits. Always making their way into your junk food.
- >You look inward. It seems to be Rainbow's favourite.
- 'Stop being a cannibal.'
- >She swallows and tilts her head. "What?"
- >Before you can expand upon the joke, Applebloom waves in front of Dash's face. "Uh, you feelin' okay today?"
- >"Ah, yeah, yeah don't worry. Just thought I heard something."
- >Well, she seems to have lost the ability to speak mentally. Probably too focused on the food. You are too.
- >You take another, and munch on it while playing against Applebloom. She beats you, fair and square.
- >"Nice, 'Bloom!" Rainbow stood up and stretched. "I gotta work off these doughnuts, though. Have fun!"
- >The three of them waved. "Thanks, Dash!"
- >You walk out, and take off to the skies, doing a quick loop. You expect to feel your stomach lurch, but it doesn't
- >Everything seems quite peaceful, actually. You naturally turn to account for the wind, and continue swirling
- >You actually feel yourself smiling uncontrollably, feeling completely weightless
- >Eventually, you come to a halt and hover in the air, closing your eyes.
- >The wind is hard enough to cause your hair to flow to your side, covering one of your eyes
- >You brush it aside, giving you a view over the horizon, leading to the mountains of Canterlot and beyond
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