Unusuable $500 shoes

(2:34:31 AM) Pat Stanger: you know what's beautiful
(2:34:33 AM) Pat Stanger: my shoes
(2:34:36 AM) Pat Stanger: that don't fit me
(2:34:38 AM) Pat Stanger: tear
(2:34:44 AM) Me: why does it not fit you
(2:34:49 AM) Pat Stanger: idk
(2:34:52 AM) Pat Stanger: i ordered on ebay
(2:34:57 AM) Pat Stanger: AE 8.5 EEE
(2:35:02 AM) Pat Stanger: i fit in all 8.5 EEE
(2:35:11 AM) Pat Stanger: esp the last used for macneil
(2:35:13 AM) Pat Stanger: but they came
(2:35:20 AM) Pat Stanger: and are significantly smaller
(2:35:27 AM) Pat Stanger: idk why
(2:35:42 AM) Pat Stanger: i took them to a cobbler to get them stretched
(2:35:45 AM) Pat Stanger: which didnt do much
(2:35:57 AM) Me: did it say 8.5EEE
(2:35:59 AM) Pat Stanger: yep
(2:36:03 AM) Pat Stanger: says it in the shoe
(2:36:09 AM) Me: any chance they are fake
(2:36:12 AM) Pat Stanger: mmm
(2:36:19 AM) Pat Stanger: doubt it
(2:36:25 AM) Me: lol.
(2:36:28 AM) Me: you make poor decisions
(2:36:43 AM) Pat Stanger: this was potentially a great decision
(2:36:50 AM) Me: the key here
(2:36:51 AM) Me: is potentialy
(2:36:55 AM) Me: you made a poor decision
(2:36:58 AM) Me: own up to it.
(2:36:59 AM) Pat Stanger: in retrospect
(2:37:04 AM) Me: should have measured yourself
(2:37:07 AM) Me: if it didn't fit
(2:37:08 AM) Pat Stanger: i did
(2:37:09 AM) Pat Stanger: i know my size
(2:37:12 AM) Me: then you know it's a problem with shoe
(2:37:16 AM) Pat Stanger: theres something up with these shoes specifically
(2:37:16 AM) Me: did you try it in store?
(2:37:19 AM) Pat Stanger: i've tried on this shoe
(2:37:21 AM) Pat Stanger: multiple times
(2:37:23 AM) Me: okay
(2:37:24 AM) Me: return it
(2:37:31 AM) Pat Stanger: it's pre owned
(2:37:33 AM) Pat Stanger: on ebay
(2:37:39 AM) Pat Stanger: i'd pay a 10% restocking fee
(2:37:39 AM) Me: and?
(2:37:54 AM) Me: well
(2:38:00 AM) Me: go to a store
(2:38:03 AM) Me: find a new pair
(2:38:05 AM) Me: take a picture
(2:38:06 AM) Me: like
(2:38:14 AM) Me: showing that the damn thing is actually smaller
(2:38:23 AM) Me: then demand free return or you'll chargeback
(2:38:26 AM) Pat Stanger: lol
(2:38:45 AM) Me: i dunno man
(2:38:50 AM) Me: if that happened to me
(2:38:52 AM) Me: i would make war
(2:39:00 AM) Me: on all that is in my path
(2:39:04 AM) Me: none would survive
(2:39:07 AM) Me: until i got my money back
(2:39:10 AM) Pat Stanger: that's not how i roll
(2:39:20 AM) Me: which is why you're stuck with $500 shoes
(2:39:24 AM) Me: and make poor decisions
(2:40:50 AM) Pat Stanger: actually
(2:40:50 AM) Pat Stanger: no
(2:40:55 AM) Pat Stanger: it was a great decision
(2:40:59 AM) Pat Stanger: with a poor unforeseen outcome
(2:41:32 AM) Me: many poor decisions here. unarguable poor decision is that you choose TO BE SADDLED WITH $500 UNUSABLE SHOES.