this is what autism looks like

Posted by Pandarsenic on Monday, March 31 2014 in response to "wanting ai to work with the crew rather than be an obtuse asshole =/= 'validhunting tool'"

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Terms and Conditions: I hate people who try to push an opinion about silicons and how they should play but who don't play silicons. In this spoiler, I am going to completely lose my shit about people like this. If you're one of those people and you're think you're going to be upset by the names I call you and the things I'll say about you, don't read it. If you think you won't be upset but you really will be, don't read it. If you're one of those people and you're not going to reconsider your approach, you probably shouldn't bother reading it either. By reading this spoiler, you forfeit any right to complain about the material contained within.

SPOILER: HIDE
Do you play silicons?

No?

Then too bad, you're not allowed to have an opinion any more. No, there's no more to it. That's it. That's the whole thing.

You are no longer allowed to have an opinion. Your opinion is over. RIP your opinion, 2001-2014.

You don't like that?

Fuck you. Play only silicons for one week and come back when you're done. AI or Borg to High, the other to medium, all other jobs off, "Assistant if prefs are full" and go immediately to robo (with or without Auxiliary Tool Storage's metal and glass) when you don't get silicon.

I didn't sign up as (or get borged to be) a silicon so some impotent cumstain can go "AI Law 2 help me antag hunt." Fuck off. FUCK. THE FUCK. OFF. I'm playing silicon for my own enjoyment, not so I can roleplay your mother and be your dong-gobbling anal slave. If you're going to try to push the law issue without any actual roleplay, die in a fire in real life, right now, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

I hate you and you're awful. You're so busy masturbating about "Muh fun" and "Muh slave role" that you can't get your CLINICALLY RETARDED self-centered narcissistic face to stop sucking your antaghunting win-obsessed smegma-covered cock long enough to consider that other people are here to have fun too and some people's idea of fun isn't being your personal bitch.

Maybe if you could stop shoving Cheetos up your rectum for five minutes you'd realize that if there are forty people on a server and 30 are in-game that means there are 29 players who want to have fun but who aren't you and sometimes one of those 29 doesn't think that shitting on 20 other of those at your beck and call is its idea of a good time.

So fuck off. Fuck the fuck off until you stop sounding like the inane fuckwit you are trying to change policy so that people who aren't you can have less fun so that you can have more.

You don't have any idea what you're talking about and probably never will.


All right, I'm done.