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- FlutterTree
- http://i.imgur.com/BWLQs.png
- >Fluttershy's obsession with becoming a tree has reached new heights.
- >She's cajoled you into aiding her become one with the wood.
- >In the middle of the night, you sneak into the deepest parts of the Whitetail Woods.
- >Fluttershy says it must be done at night while the trees are "sleeping", bitch be crazy.
- >You brought along a shovel to dig a little hole and "plant" Fluttershy in her tree costume. She gives off a little "eep!" as you pick her up. Fluttershy, trees don't blush.
- >Plop goes the Fluttertree into the hole. Time to get the fug outta h-
- "Anon, wait!"
- >Fuck. For what.
- "I have to know I'm concealed! Walk out of the glade,come back, and try to find me!"
- >Fucking fine. You close your eyes, turn in a random direction, then open them up and saunter off. After a few minutes of being lost like a tard, you find the glade again. Huh. That costume is really good, actually. Must have studied the nearby trees, you can't find her at all.
- >Whelp, job well done, Anon. You shunk your shovel into the ground and lean on the closest tree to admire your work.
- http://i.imgur.com/ipp32.png
- "Wa---woaaah!"
- >Oh fuck that was Fluttershy. Oh fuck her costume is falling into segments as he falls over. You hear the odd sound of snapping bark. How real is that cost-
- "Wassa...? What's that?"
- >Holy fuck that tree at the end of the glade just opened its eyes. It's looking right at you and-
- "LUMBERJACK! WAKE UP BOYS! EMERGENCY! LUMBERJACK!"
- >What the fuck what the fuck. They're all waking up. Why did they think you were- AW FUCK THE SHOVEL. THEY CAN'T SEE THE HEAD ISN'T A BLADE AND YOUR NEXT TO A FELLED FLUTTERFUCK.
- >Get the fuck up Fluttershy show them you're a pony. She lays still. God fucking dammit Fluttershy this isn't worth it. The entire wood isn't wood at all, it's a community of fucking ents.
- "LUMBERJACK! GET OUT OF HERE! RUN!"
- >The ents all panic and run like bitches as you try to explain. One falls off of a cliffside after tripping on its own roots.
- >And onto a sleeping dragon. Killing it.
- >Celestia finds out and raises you to Lieutenant in the Royal Guard under Shining Armour. You are called Anon the Dragonslayer.
- >You are now expected to fight them for real.
- Fucking Fluttershy
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