New Elements of insanity part 1

Today will be the day... Snowbite thought.
...that i,SNOWBITE,will rule all of equestria!!!!!!!! Don't do it...please don't do it... Snowflake,inside snowbite's mind,thought. GET OUT OF MY HEAD,SNOWBITCH!!!!!! Snowbite thought back to Snowflake. Why??? Wh-??? W-??? Finally, Snowbite thought when Snowflake left her mind. She's gone. Snowbite walked over to her insane dog,Killer. Killer's eyes were blood red. Killer,of course, could talk. "My oh so bitchy master,how shall i aid you're ass today?" Snowbite didn't mind being called 'bitchy',in fact,she was used to it. "Ahem. Killer, would you mind getting me some... ice blood?" Snowbite said to Killer. "Why,yes,my bloody ma'am." Not... Killer thought. I will escape this place today. "KILLER!!! JUST GET THE FUCKING ICE BLOOD ALREADY!!!! I'M FUCKING WAITING FOR THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!" Snowbite yelled. Killer yelped,then got Snowbite's drink. "Here,you're royal assness." Killer said. Snowbite looked at Killer and said,"HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!! YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T FUCKING SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Killer ran out happily. Snowbite got another dog and named her Blood,for the new dog had blood red fur,and dark red eyes,and light red dots all over her. "Blood..." Blood looked at her new master. "...would you mind getting something for me?" Blood nodded yes. "Can you get me some flesh and bones,please?" Blood nodded,and then took off. A few seconds later,Blood came running with the food. "Good girl!" Snowbite said. "Here's a treat for you." Snowbite gave Blood a piece of her flesh and blood gobbled it down,as if she never ate before. After Blood was done,she licked her chops and started talking. "OH,THANK YOU,THANK YOU,THANK YOU,THANK YOU,THANK YOU,THANK YOU,THANK YOU,THANK YOU,THANK YOU!!!!!!!!" Blood yelled. Blood hopped around happily,and this...was part 1.